Got a package for my bday. What you guys think I got?

Haven't shaved in like 2 weeks
Because I'm really hairy and I hate my body hair.

Anyway just opened the box.

shaved arm hair

probably a dragon dildo because you're GAY, you lala prancing homo man.

All that packaging… maybe it’s something fragile.

Just post the final pic, we don't got time for this shit. It's just gonna be some anime crap.

Shaving your arms

Wtf is wrong with you

I'm in my 30s so as a teen I grew up shaving my body hair so I keep doing it.
Soon

he's a troon

Stop shaving your arms you freak

he doesn't shave his arms

Let me guess you also have hairy balls or a hairy ass?

as a teen I grew up shaving my body hair

why

You realize shaving your body hair makes it grow thicker and thicker over time

Yes.

That's a myth.

no cos i'm white, not a brown gorilla

it's not thicker, it just looks thicker due to it having a blunt edge

I grew up shaving my body hair so I keep doing it.

faggot

Somehow the fact that OP shaves his arms is gayer than the dragon dildo he's about to post.

Shaving body hair gives the hair a blunt tip. The tip might feel coarse or "stubbly" for a time as it grows out. During this phase, the hair might be more noticeable and perhaps appear darker or thicker.

a man cleans his house when he expects visitors. I'm not a faggot, why would I shave my ass?

HURRY UP NIGNOG I NEED TO GO BACK TO PLAYING VIDYA

tuberculosis

naturally has no hair on his balls

low T

Actually white people are known for having more body hair than blacks or Asians you idiot

playing vidya

doesn't count on blacks, you cant even see the hair due to obvious reasons. asians cause of lower test

Bro just post the shit already. We all know it’s not going to live up to expectations.

Well, kikes first, then niggers.

It's gonna be some lame ass videogame

*unzips cock*

yeah
that's me
what about it

Keyword being "appear".

Well now we know it's a dragon dildo for sure

OP you dumbass, you take a bunch of photos first THEN make an unboxing thread, not do it live. Now stop choking on that dragon dildo and stop wasting everyone's time

It better be a dildo

why do you want it to be a dildo faggot

I believe we have been coaxed into a snafu

Reling that you shave your arms is already faggier than whatever there could possibly be in the package. Just post it already.

Isn't the whole point of shaving the appearance in the first place?

unix filename

either a repost or op is a sissy afraid of filenames hence it's going to be a dogshit package either way
i'm out slownigger

shaved arms

hairy balls

Unf god I hope he does.

Not one but You can't become a women no matter if you shave body hair, take hormones or chop your pp.
But what if I like smooth skin?
Because that's what was popular in the 00s. Plus I don't like how hairy I get. I'm like Big Foot if I don't shave.
Yet you post a Pic of him who has stubble on his chest meaning he shaves. As someone with body hair when you don't shave or trim your body hair it looks like a Bear rug.
Because it feels good having smooth legs. Plus if you have a gf who rims your booty hole it's nice to keep it clean for her.

Took it out boys! Let see what I got!

I hope the chastity cage looks good on you anon :)

That is long and thick.

Because that's what was popular in the 00s

No it wasn't lmao

Because it feels good having smooth legs. Plus if you have a gf who rims your booty hole it's nice to keep it clean for her.

too much maintenance for my liking. It'll grow back with stubble in a day, and it'll itch like hell unless you shave again, which is time consuming.
I'd call you a fag for wanting your booty ate, but I've never had my ass eaten, so whatever.

the dragon dildo anons were right weren't they

As someone (not op) that shaved his legs once due to scubba diving (body suit) I can tell you that once the hairs start growing back it's a fucking nightmare. You itch all over constantly for a good 2 or 3 weeks.
Never again

Every kid at school or almost every kid shaved. It was the Metrosexual era.

Because that's what was popular in the 00s.

In what fucking gay-ass third world shithole?

Collegiate swimmer here, I can second this

Though the first few hours after you shave feel pretty nice

Because that's what was popular in the 00s

I'm sure this was only true if you're gay.
No, dragon dildos come in plastic not paper like that.

no i shave my ass to make pooping easier

Maybe in gay high

Well, yeah, people aim to not have any hair, so it doesn't really matter that it looks thicker after. They're just going to shave it again. Waxing tends to last longer, though.

yeah I've done it before, it was really annoying. My legs are also pale as hell, so it didn't look right.

You have to record yourself jumping and farting on it like Mr. Incredible Gassy thisvid.com/videos/gassy-mr-incredible/

fuck off your not black anon

this thread needs a hero

Use a body scrubber before you shave so you remove dead skin. Next use a Salicylic Acid cream to prevent ingrow hairs. Plus coconut cream to soften the skin.

dragon dildos come in plastic not paper like that.

How do you know this, Anon?

Or he could not shave his legs like a woman and then he doesn't anything

No, dragon dildos come in plastic not paper like that.

It'll grow back with stubble in a day, and it'll itch like hell unless you shave again, which is time consuming.

Leg hair sucks ass regardless. If you wear anything higher than the lowest cut of socks, the band of the sock presses on the hairs and feels uncomfortable as fuck after a while. Same deal with pubic hair, I don't know how anyone can avoid even just trimming, the hairs get uncomfortable in your underwear when it's grown enough.

Because I have two of the tentacle dildos.

This nigga gay

He can but then he will have hair legs. Imagine going to the beach with hairy legs. Plus not having body hair is a great way to prevent lice, ticks or fleas.

Not how that meme works anon.

I don't believe you

Imagine going to the beach with hairy legs.

It's called being a man you queer

Why are you faggots obsessed whether OP shaves his arms or not? That's gay desu

yall could just trim your leg hair, you don't have to shave it all off.

op posts gay shit

"ew that's kinda gay op"

OMGG WHY U SO OBSESSED U WANNA HAVE GAY SEX WITH HIM HUHH HUHH

Zoomers find left better looking than right

The West has fallen.

Yes?
What kind of question is this.
I sometimes shave around my balls but why the fuck would I shave my ass?
I'm not planning on inviting anyone to visit that place any time soon.

20 minutes per image

jesus christ are you asking the basedbot to remove the wrapping for you

left looks like a normal grown man
right looks like a sissy faggot

Trim? Fag
Shave? Fag
Wax? FAG
Laser? FAAAAGGGG
Anything other than letting them grow is simply not natural, and therefore abnormal

built for big dicks in his ass

Shaves his arm

Gross

i hope its anthrax

Surely the hair on your head has never been cut, and neither have your fingernails. That's unnatural, after all.

Sorry guys was busy doing something. Anyway drumroll please it's not a dragon dildo but two games for the Switch. My gf knows I like JRPG so it's very sweet of her to send me this.

have you considered laser hair removal?

happy birthday anon, enjoy

Yes but that's expensive as fuck.

god I want left to shove my face in his crotch

gf

jrpg switch slop

shaves his arms

haha by the way i have a GIRL FRIEND, NOT GAY!!

yeah but it's worth it

gf

is your trans girlfriend sodomizing you?

Your GF doesn't actually love you if she didn't buy you a dragon dildo as a bday present

only one time have i seen an unboxing thread here turn out to be an actual bad dragon dildo and it was in 2013

My dragon dildos are worth more than your shit games

Called it

Shut up faggot

can you now please post the most embarrassing memorabilia you keep around your domicile? thanks

I know what I need to do.

You can get a copy of P5 for like ten dollars. No one gives a shit that you own it.

Nice try, anon. Now show us the dragon dildo.

it was basically every unboxing thread in 2012
some fag even sent egoraptor one at some point
coincidentally when the dragon dildos stopped appearing, the board got infinitely worse as well

considering how mad you are it's pretty clear you give a shit

It's always the gayest fucking shit in these threads

enlighten me

I'd unbox a dragon dildo but they're expensive and I don't want to end up with a loose butthole
normal human dicks are plenty good enough

back to twitter please

Why would you get a dragon dildo when you can get a Lovense Edge 2?

prostate vibrators aren't really that good

A what now?

Why aren't you black?

a prostate massager you can control with an app, or have an anon control yours through a link

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kek nice response

Women shouldn't shave their bodies either
I had a crush on a girl in middle school who had hairy arms
I used to call her a gorilla but I was just coping

Why do zoomers trim their arm hair? wtf lmao

If you clean your house, you must await visits.

Uhhhh you do body maintenance? Pretty gay bro

Why do men do this

Anon Babble is hairy bara territory

Because its pretty gay

men should be hairy
bottoms and women can be optionally hairy

i was drunk buying bad dragon dildos for years until i eventually bought one that was too big and i stopped.

not as in "challenge accepted" but in literal terms way too big for my bone structure to accommodate. i don't even know why they make these so large.

does anyone know where i can resell a bad dragon? it has literally never been up my ass.

I shave my cock and balls, armpits and chest.

why?

Pic related.

ruined

Men clean their homes to not live in a stinking slovenly shithole. You disgust me.

maybe you and the faggots you hung out with, weird motherfucker

honestly based, 2 great games. happy birthday, faggot

shave your ass, nobody likes swamp ass

you can't, no one's gonna believe you didn't use it

AWww Happy bday anon! Hope you will enjoy playing those games!

shaving my pubes and balls is so much effort goddamnit
the week after shaving is torture too from all that itchiness
do I really need to do this every couple weeks for the rest of my life to get laid?
those games are kinda gay by the way, but you do you, congrats on having a caring gf man

do I really need to do this every couple weeks for the rest of my life to get laid?

no

If you're trying to get fucked by a femboy chaser, yes

A Sid Meier's Civilization VII grifter thread died for this.

will a massive jungle of 3-4 inch long pubes not discourage any woman from sexual intercourse?
that shit is growing out of my shaft two thirds of the way up
I imagine she'd be constantly spitting hairs out if she tried to suck my dick

just shave the shaft and balls

It doesn't need to be every couple of weeks for forever. Once you do it enough to break past the initial itchy stage you're broken in forever. I decide to shave it usually on a whim and so have kept a full jungle down there for extended periods

I use pic related and it's very good, body hair attachment shaves dick hair to 0 just like a razor would. I assume electric groomers made specifically for body hair are even better

Veet that shit off homie, but test a patch first just incase your skin reacts adversely. Keeps it clean for a while and the regrowth isn't itchy.

just take a pair of scissors and trim it a bit so it looks neat, all you have to do
the same goes for your hair and beard btw. I haven't been to a barber in 10 years and i dont struggle getting laid

Who's this cutie?

Aren't you scared one of your ball folds will get trapped between the gaps and get sliced open?

why do your arms hairs look so prickly

nvm read the thread and turns out you shave them like a freak

Don't shave your arms you dumb wannabe twink.

kek

The only acceptable male haircuts are no haircut at all and a buzz cut. Anything else is foppery.

been using it for almost 3 years and so far I've 'only had a few tiny cuts on the ballsack when I didn't stretch the skin enough. few times I even forgot to put the guard on when shaving my armpits and it only made my skin more red but no cuts

I thought only women were dumb enough to believe retarded myths like this, use your brain for once

Why would you give up being a Super Saitan 4 just so you can look like the Pillsbury Doughboy?

i cut my balls pretty bad a few times when I was a teen and cutting it with scissors. Same with an unguarded shaver.

ive never done any maintenance to my ass hair and im not starting now

Swamp ass is caused by low fiber shits + zero hygiene outside of wiping with toilet paper

Oh that's an old wives tale!

is it?! Look at this!

It might only discourage her giving head
But the meta is to trim, not shave clean. Shaving clean also runs the risk of skin damage which would look more unappealing than a scraggly bush

who the hell has to deliver a package and actually hand it to someone? not in america.

Hairy men are non whites

otter trying to be a twink

Lame.

then white men should start taking minoxidil

Jesus Christ

I rip off the asshole hair with ducttape.

I started shaving my ass when it got so hairy the hair would get knotted together

there are "men" that shave their body hair

that's right, if you shave your body hair you're a real woman

Based and true