"Sega set a new sales record by selling more than 225,132 Dreamcast units in 24 hours, earning $98...

"Sega set a new sales record by selling more than 225,132 Dreamcast units in 24 hours, earning $98.4 million in what Moore called "the biggest 24 hours in entertainment retail history".[29] Within two weeks, US Dreamcast sales exceeded 500,000 units.[29] By Christmas, Sega held 31 percent of the North American video game market share."

Imagine thinking that the Dreamcast was actually going to fail

as we approach launch day the cope is getting more and more desperate

snoys and deckjeets are going to mass suicide aren't they, can't wait

something's... not right about that controller...

the Nintendo Switch 2 will outsell the lifetime sales of the balding 50 year old PC fanboy Steam Deck on day one.

Valve doesn't release sales figures for the Deck so we'll never know, but it's probably close to PSP numbers so it's not a given the Switch 2 will outsell it

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Next month is going to be hilarious here.

Steam deck hasn't sold a tenth of what the psp did
All the shilling in the world and it sold less than the Wii U

it's probably close to PSP numbers

If this is not bait then you are truly truly truly retarded

We already know that it hasn't even outsold the Ngage

I miss console Sega so fucking much. Also why did they take down all their fucking back catalog and haven't put it back up. Why the fuck isn't there Dreamcast and Saturn emulation available on NSO? You can emulate them on a hacked switch. Why did the fans figure all that shit out and Sega still can't get it right?

Valve SteamDeck hasn't even outsold the NGAGE, PS Vita, or Ouya (Kickstarter).

Feels good being a tendie and watching Anon Babbletroons shit blood at Nintendo's domination.

Every other person on Anon Babble has a Deck. The Steam Deck subreddit has roughly half as many active users as the Switch subreddit. Steam Deck community is huge on X and Steam Deck videos on youtube get over half as much as Switch 1 videos got in 2017. Obviously we have no hard numbers to go by, but by all metrics available there are at least half as many Deck users as there are Switch 1 users, which places it at 60-70 million units sold through.

And yet it has the biggest library of any console ever made making it the best console by default. It's only a matter of time till it dominates.

Balding PC fanboy.

playstation just blew everyone out of the water that era, had more games, a dvd player, was backwards compatible, n64 was baby shit and dream cast lost so hard it killed itself

ABAY

Not a single game optimized for it. LOL

Every other person on Anon Babble has a Deck

Steam Deck has only sold 3.7 million units worldwide. There is no retail support. Switch 2 will sell 10 million units this year

The $650 SteamDeck OLED can't play FF7 Rebirth and Oblivion 4 Remaster. Unless you consider 480p mode and 15FPS playable. Nearly 700 dollars, wowie zowie PC balding fanbase.

this entire thread is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but im still not buying a switch or switch 2 lol

The deckers won't care either way, the snoys will probably spam the board and others

Sony produced the solution. If you can't play the latest games native then it needs to be streamed and the hardware needs to be cheap. Portal has only sold 2.5 million but if they take this formula and add in low level native games (exclusives) on the next one and keep the price down then it could be a hit. Sony need to go back to the PSP mentality, maximum function, low price, buy up important games like Monster Hunter and will erode market share for Switch 2

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snoy wont do any of that shit because they don't have that dawg in them like they did in the ps1/ps2 era. No surprise it coincided with kaz leaving and them moving to trannyfornia but they're a shell of the company that fought like a rabid dog with nintendo and sega. I really love ps1/ps2/psp era snoy but they feel utterly toothless these days.

I'm not buying a PC handheld and the SteamDeck failed.

Ok
This thread has 25 unique posters. Reply to this post if you don't own a Deck

The Switch 2 won't be as based as the Dreamcast was. No console will ever be as based as the Dreamcast.

And yet the deck will get vastly more games, support and features. But hey, at least you can wank over corpo numbers you don't see a dime from. You and your ilk clearly enjoy that more than video games.

Steam Deck is close to, or already has doubled the sales of the Nokia N-Gage. SteamOS is now shipping on more devices a year than the N-Gage sold total.
N-Gage 3 million units
Steam Deck 6-8 million units

1 in 20 paying customers on the Steam platform are primarily using SteamOS or another GNU/Linux distribution for their PC gaming.

And yet the deck will get vastly more games, support and features

No it won't. Not a single developer is supporting Steam Deck.

it-its outsold the Nokia N-Gage!

Don't expect them to follow through on anything.

Not only is that not true, it wouldn't matter even if they didn't, because it's not some shitty locked down drm box like consoles.

mfw the Steam Deck has half the lifetime sales of Wii U.

lol

Switch 2 is an actual gaming platform, which developers are making games for.

It's funny watching you cope.

The deck has access to literally hundreds of thousands of games. Even just deck verified games is like four times the entire switch library.

IT'S GOING TO FLOP
IT'S GOING TO FLOP
WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE ME??
AAAIIEEEEEEE!
It isn't going to flop.

which developers are making games for.

lamo

Kek I remember this.

I don't like this delusion, it's not funny anymore. It's making me sad. How can a man be so broken?

Steam Deck is a PC, developers don't have to specifically support it. They can support it through targeting the win32 compatibility environment just like any other modern PC. There is also an ever increasing library of Native GNU/Linux software, but that is also not Deck-specific.
Developers are however including support for the Deck's Neptune controller layout, and providing good default settings for its specifications.

Steam Deck not even mentioned. lmao

It's going to be way worse than that. 80 million at absolute best. Way too much working against it while there was way too much working in the Switch 1's favor that the Switch 2 no longer has.

Probably not even. New kids are born all the time.

which places it at 60-70 million units sold through.

Wow. Just...wow.

and keep the price down

Anon we live in a dystopia, prices and line only go up, Sony just wants to screw over their fans as hard and as much as they can

Switch 2 is a flop if it's not the best selling console in history.

Then why are the two biggest releases this year, Expedition 33 and Oblivion Remastered, Deck verified day 1?

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Because it can run them at at least switch level performance.

Don't have a deck

Average Switch user isn't a kid, they're 25 to 30. There were a number of factors that aligned for Switch: Lack of serious competition, being able to supply when PS5 couldn't, covid boost, it being a novel trend. This time they'll be down at least 30% with the pressure on prices

fucking kek. This is astonishingly well put together bait. You got me you cheeky fuck. You should see how bad FF7 Rebirth looks on the Steam Deck, even with the best quality mode. Just yikes for 650 US dollars SteamDeck OLED.

Well, I'll see you in five years.

They'll be on Switch 2 as well. No reason they won't. And Mario Kart World will be taking the world by storm next month. And DK the month after.

Exclusives actually made for the system and therefore, a reason to buy one.

No Deck and proud.

Nta but it wouldn’t be that hard to push themselves in to eat away at nintendo. The switch (and switch 2 to an extent) still have a multitude of flaws that don’t get pointed out since they have no competition. All sony has to do is exemplify those issues by providing a system that fixes them and they’re golden. Hell even now they have a good layup with GTA6 not coming to switch 2

Kek what an absolute disaster. Imagine being one of the sad cunts who bought this worthless shit

I don't.

I just pity them for mindlessly sucking Valve's dick so hard.

It's not what they *have* to do, it's what they *will* do, which is sit on whatever laurels they have left and constantly price jack their customers to death. My point was the company is very different culturally from what they used to be, they have no killer instinct anymore.

Even the best-selling open platform gaming computer of all time only sold about 50% more than the Wii U. They're very different markets, and most open platform systems don't even ship 1 million units. If you want to play a game stuck in a walled garden, you need to buy that specific device in order to play it. Open platforms allow the user a choice of where they're going to play it.
SteamOS + other GNU/Linux based gaming systems have passed the WiiU's install base, and are likely to pass the Gamecube in the next year.

Switch 2 was so disappointing for me that I decided to upgrade my original Nintendo Switch with Hori controllers for the next years. It's infinitely more comfortable to play in handheld mode now, even if the analog sticks aren't that great.
I hope Switch 2 fails and Nintendo has to continue supporting Switch 1 in total desperation mode for the next 5 years at least, lol.

Yeah, valve doesn't even support gay marriage or blm. They are extremely white and extremely male and extremely problematic.

Silky smooth 17fps

stfu boco you retarded attentionwhoring nintencocksucking hypocrite

dreamcast competition

PS2, Gamecube

Switch 2 competition

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Oooh, touched a nerve.

It's bait and he got you little bro. PC keks can't admit 650 dollars for the Steam Deck to play games at 17FPS upscaled from AI 480p is insane.

Early sales means nothing, it's all about that long term which matters especially for console hardware where the sales peak is typically 3 to 4 years into the generation.
Reminder that at one point the Kinect was the fastest selling electronic device in history.

Silky smooth 0fps on Switch 2.

So 3 posters out of over 70, that's over 90% adoption rate for the Deck on Anon Babble. Which is consistent with what you'd expect for PSP level sales numbers

based, tendies fucking rekt

I miss all those youtube videos of people accidentally backhanding their children while playing kinect sports

Valve themselves said they've only sold around 6 million.

Just a reminder this is a graph of account holders, not system users.

Reggie and Iwata were gonna backpaddle on the GBA if the DS flopped in 2004, so Bowser and Furukawa will backpaddle on the Switch 2 if it flops 2 decades later!

All they have to do is release a steady stream of Pokemon, Zelda, Smash Bros, and Animal Crossing, and the sales will just continue to surge.
I don't know how you people don't understand why Nintendo stuff sells at this point.

You could just say Pokemon, really. The most recent one was the fastest selling, wasn't it?

You say that like it's easy. It took them 7 years to asset flip botw and 12 years to make a mario kart that looks worse than 8.

Yeah retards keep hoping Switch/Switch 2 will fail when Nintendo handhelds have never failed and the switch 2 is just as much a successor to the Gameboy and DS as it is to the GameCube and Wii U

Nintendo consistently release at least one major title every single financial quarter. There isn't a single developer who release as many games each year, to the level of quality, as Nintendo.

Not one. This reality makes you shit blood.

more games

Lol they have none. Indie slop isn't better than mario kart

Deck can play far more mario kart than any nintendo system can. Not that it needs to, mario kart is basically casual shovelware barely a step above garbage like mario golf. You tendies just have zero taste or standards.

I pre-ordered a Switch 2 but I still want to get a Steam Deck someday. I just like technology.

Mario Kart is a multiplayer game
God only knows how many tranny hoops you'd have to jump through to play 4 player mario kart on a steam deck

None. Just bluetooth some controllers.

did you copy that from wikipedia?
Anyway sega burned consumer trust with the Saturn and the 32x. Nintendo pisses on the fans and they yell "yes daddy nintendo more please! Ill give you $90 for more piss"

AI, who would of guessed

You can always tell how mindbroken Nintendo hating seethers are. As a coping mechanism they will always try to come up with alternatives.

If they not posting alternative games;

I don't need TotK! I can play Gmod!

I don't need Mario Kart! I can play Forza!

Or they offer up entirely different hardware

I don't need a Switch! I can play games on my fone!

I don't need a Switch 2! I can spend $700 on a Steam Deck!

LMFAOO

tl;dr sounds like cope tho

the continuous snoy humiliation ritual that started with tlou2 becoming this board's laughing stock 5 years ago and culminated last year with concord has been the most satisfying thing to witness

these faggots truly deserve everything that's coming to them

ToTK was available on the Deck before the Nintendo Switch

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it's not over yet! marathon and fairgame$ are yet to be released!

ToTK was available on the Deck before the Nintendo Switch

It barely runs today on $4000 PCs

It took them 7 years to asset flip botw and 12 years to make a mario kart that looks worse than 8.

It took them around 3 years to make totk and they clearly didn't take 12 years to make World given the usual team members names appear on other games.
Use some common sense.

yes this is delicious

I expect cuckmann's next masterpiss to also produce a lot of memorable memes

RTX xx80-90 GPU $1,500-$2,000 (you still need the rest of a PC)
PS5 Pro $700
Steam Deck OLED $650
16GB VRAM GPU (you still need the rest of a PC): $600
Switch 2 $450
PS5 with Disc Drive $450
PS5 No Disc Drive $400
Switch 1 OLED $350
Switch 1 non-OLED $300
Switch Lite (portable only) $200
Buyer's remorse for 8GB GPU owners: Priceless.

What kind of absolute retard wastes money on a deck?

I mean, TotK got held up by le big meme of 2019, and they released several other games under the Zelda brand in the space between BotW and TotK.
Also, if you're presuming they haven't been hammering away on stuff for the new console for at least the past year or two, you don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah, this makes sense, i see it falling around 120m units sold at the end of it's lifespan.

ah yes, the notoriously buggy builds that needed to be updated and patched daily, and often crashed or had bugged underworld floors from invisible deathfog

Of course they've been hammering away. Just extremely slowly.

They don't realise people own multiple systems and can play all of those games, and they're also doing the "McDonalds at home" thing.
When the new Mario comes out, people want to play the new Mario, they don't want to play a Sonic game from four years ago.

That was in 2022 shortly after launch

I actually dig this color.

PC fanboy fags have no retort to this btw.

I'm not sure what point is being made

Holy shit that's a lot of words with no real meaning. Someone translate this into English please

The ESL brownoids are getting extremely uppity and will be shocked about how the switch 2 performs I bet

I think that a PC is more expensive than a PS5, which is true, but misses the nuance that people use PCs for things other than gaming, and also use PCs for retro gaming, and playing mods.

The Switch 2 is a 1050 equivalent. You could get a far cheaper GPU than an 80-90 for only a couple hundred bucks that would blow it out of the water.

Someone translate this into English please

They think the Switch 2 is gonna bomb.

Can someone start compiling all the cope and seethe screenshots

PC gaming is on average 2 times more expensive than console gaming. Anyone who bought an 8GB VRAM card in the last 3 years was robbed, lol.

PC gaming is on average 2 times more expensive than console gaming

No it isn't. The upfront cost is typically more, but you save far more on games. Not to mention a PC is far more useful and typically everyone has one anyway. Consoles are just redundant, gimped drm boxes that take games hostage to force a captive audience into their abusive ecosystems.

typically everyone has one anyway

It's not 2002

No it isn't. The upfront cost is typically more

I accept your concession. I have not paid for online games on my consoles btw. I love how you immediately move to talk like a salesman.

"Acw-tually if you spend more, you save more!" Cool cope. 16GB GPUs cost 600 dollars.

If you're on Anon Babble without a computer, gtfo phonefag.

I don't even think you know what VRAM is.

Is Anon Babble representative of the average person to you?

Buck broken PC fanboys argue why $2,000 GPUs and $600 actually save you money challenge [x]

Laptops. Not that you should be using Anon Babble as any kind of indicator to begin with...

Considering PC has blown past consoles, in the gaming sense, yeah, it represents the average person in this hobby.

The Deck is a niche mid-tier laptop that has a Steam Controller 2.0 bolted on the sides with extra back buttons that shits on the rest of the competition at low TDP wattages. It's for non-stop backlog busting kino on top of H-games, indies and emulators thanks to the versatile trackpads and back buttons.

It's for PC gamers who want to play their Steam games on the couch. Why are you comparing it to the Switch 2?

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They only sold 1.6m in 2022.

Ignoring that retarded system you're using, Anon Babble isn't a good metric for console success. Remember that we had an unusually high percentage of Wii U owners here, mainly due to the Wii U only really selling with hardcore gamers.

PCs have been pricier than consoles historically because OEMs making a PC needed to buy a CPU from Intel, a GPU from Nvidia, and an Operating System from Microsoft, and then source a motherboard and disk drive to use for those components. Then do that all again in three to six months when the requirements to run Windows increase.
Consoles meanwhile could go out and negotiate a long term bulk supply contract for hardware, and spin up an in-house UNIX based OS (or if you're Microsoft ignore the OS costs), and produce the same SKU for years.

Steam Deck LCD costs the same amount as the PS5, and the economics of Steam Deck and similar GNU/Linux PCs built on AMD hardware look more like consoles than Windows PCs.

I play on my Ipad and 8bitdo controller :D

retarded echochamber enthusiast makes retarded comment

Not really, consoles cost 400 dollars and PC cost 1,000 dollars for 8GB prebuilt PC. Grand Theft Auto 6 is also not on PC btw and won't be until 2030 for Steam big boy manchild fanboys.

But you knew that anyway, since you're so smart and are having public freakout over PC getting BTFO without GTA6 and SteamDeck being an objective failure. Worst selling handheld, worse than the Ouya/N-Gage. Poor little PC fanboy.

Not really

Yes really. That's just objective reality.

It's pretty grim how far and detached from reality PC fanboys have gotten. The problem of insulating yourself into an echochamber and arguing as such. This dude has made the same "everyone here has a gaming PC" statement like 10 times in one thread. Or that everyone bought a Steam Deck, when it is it not even close to the PSP's sale or even the PS Vita's lifetime sales.

Mental institutions would be packed if we put in PC fanboys from Anon Babble alone.

Outperforming, not out selling.

If performance mattered to the vast, vast majority of people, Pokemon wouldn't still be selling like hotcakes.

Outperforming, not out selling.

potential new handheld with less support than the Vita

PS6 selling for over a thousand dollarydoos at launch

more Sony franchises get ported to Switch 2

30 billion > 18 billion

Give them a break, thy have to try and justify spending thousands on a rig with nothing to play besides late, gimped ports and indies that look like SNES games.

A gaming computer you can buy off a retailer cost $1000 and is an 8GB card. 16GB card cost 600 dollars. $2,000 GPUs is the new normal. This is not "going to kill consoles" sentiment. Stay safe mentally buck broken PC fanboy bro, mental help is available.

i'd get a switch 2 with that color scheme

They only sold 1.6m in 2022.

When they were slowly ramping up production and had a single line producing 3 SKUs. In 2025 they have two lines, one highly optimized producing nothing but a single SKU for the LCD model, and the other producing the two OLED SKUs.
They're still only at the very bottom-end of what a console would have in terms of production, but it is unheard of volume for a gaming computer in the modern era.

You'll still be on here whining about them when it releases. A repeat of XBXDE's launch.

But Anon Babble loves nintendo.

tendies are trying to poke at PC now

This is not a fight you fags can win. There's a reason you kept kicking the dead horse that is Sony for so long.

The fact they didn't call the Nintendo Switch 2, the Super Nintendo Switch instead was the largest missed opportunity in their history besides Pokemon lately.

dat insecurity

Right, the PC horse is way healthier...

I'm going to buy a PC regardless, to run software, and just because I like having one.
And once you have decided to buy one, you may as well get a good one. It's not really a big decision.
There's basically no actual plus to having a PS5. And I know, because I have one.

The Switch 2 is a 1050 equivalent. It is weak as shit even compared to $350 GPUs. Even the PS5 is only a 2070 equivalent and is still weaker than a $350 GPU.

It would be one of the funniest and most ironic things in gaming history if on Switch2 launch day, Sony announced a better version of Switch2 for $100 less. They won’t because they are as cooked and anti-consumer as Nintendo, but it without still be funny.

I have a PS5 too. Know why its so great? You just put the disc in the slot and press start. Easy peasy.

Considering it's kicking the shit out of consoles and is continuing to grow rapidly, yeah.

You literally don't. You have to sit and wait for it to install for like twenty minutes. Good job outing yourself.

The Switch 2 is a 1050 equivalent

Actually it's the same chipset as the laptop 2050, although there is a caveat in that 2050 laptops have access to a lot more TDP

Given the current trend (thank you Apple) in merging CPUs and GPUs, it's only going to get better for consoles. Moore's law is dead and a lot of improvements are going to come from getting rid of dedicated graphics cards in favor of a more compact and less energy-intensive architecture.
Add to that the fact GPU manufacturers only care about AI shit and do not focus on gaming anymore, and you have a perfect recipe for console resurgence within 3-4 years.
Personalized chips with shared memory are the future of gaming.

No, no it wasn't calling it the super switch would have been a Wii U tier mistake as for pokemon, I doubt you know what makes a good game let alone a good pokemon game

Utterly delusional.

Afraid of hearing the truth.

Why do your sonyfags do that? If you're just going to be butthurt about it just don't reply.

Poke poke.

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Wii U tier mistake

Wii U was doa. 0 hype for it.

I doubt you know what makes a good game let alone a good pokemon game

I am sure you do as much as you are with yourself.

Wii U was doa. 0 hype for it.

It sold out instantaneously and every journo was reporting on how huge of a success it was guaranteed to be.

The bullshit he just spewed would supposedly benefit sony though, so why would you think I'm a sonyfag? Pick an enemy and stick with it, tendie-kun.

Dude we went from having 10 customers to 20, we DOUBLED our userbase in just a year! We're unstoppable!

Feel bad for you dude. You genuinely think you matter.

tendie-kun

Answered your own question there.

If you're looking at Windows PCs from a 'gaming' brand built the old fashioned way with a CPU from Intel, and a GPU from Nvidia.
When the PS4 was just a PC, using an AMD SOC and running a BSD (a Free UNIX but locked down) that was new and gave Sony a price advantage.
Now there are a number of gaming PCs built the same way using GNU/Linux (also Free UNIX and not compromised).

Who else gets irrationally mad about Nintendo to the point where they call everyone a tendie.

Probably everyone other than tendies since you lot are obnoxious fags on par with the sony ponies of old.

What's with this tardnation that one platform has to kill another? I know Xbox committed sudoku. Why does Nintendo have to kill Steam and vice versa? Why does Nintendo have to kill Playstation?

Why is this snoytranny pedophile so mentally ill?

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You want to know something? The only people who ever think that are sonyfags.

Nintendo fanboys want Nintendo to have a monopoly because... they're sado-masochists who want Nintendo to fleece the shit out of everybody with unchecked power that they'd abuse the shit out of and nothing to stop or reign them in, I don't know.

You sound like a pedophile

Nintendo Hating schizos are simply seething at the thought of a new Nintendo system launching. These freaks go to bed thinking about Nintendo and then wake up in the morning to feverishly check in the internet for any new Nintendo news. They're more obsessed with Nintendo than Nintendo fans are.

Imagine going through life acting like a fucking video game company is your arch nemesis.

Nintendo effectively already has a monopoly. There are no other hybrid consoles on the market.

The irony is that I was a tendie. Never even bought a playstation. I hate you fags for sucking off Nintendo going to hell and being shitty and on behalf of PC being far better. I want consoles to die and you fags to get filtered out of this hobby.

Why does Nintendo have to kill Steam and vice versa? Why does Nintendo have to kill Playstation?

Sony is basically dead as it is as a competitor because no one is buying their games just the systems to scalp to China.
In the case of Nintendo and PC there's absolutely zero beef between the two, in fact there's a heavy overlap with most Nintendo owners being PC players too, and neither want the other to die, the problem is the Sony fanbase playing both sides to get them mad at each other. Case in point this guy.
He jumped at the opportunity you gave him.

People who hate Nintendo see the company as a childish or "gay" company that is somehow a personal attack on their masculinity or perhaps forces them to face their own insecurities.

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Consoles have been the core focus of gaming for 40 years. What you play on PC if it wasn't for console ports? Farmville?

The irony is that I was a tendie

Yeah sure you were. It's not like you guys say that all the time when people call you out.

Eric the pedophile, nobody is falling for that snoytranny cope.
post your consoles then. Multiple.

I don't have a deck

In the case of Nintendo and PC there's absolutely zero beef between the two

Bullshit. Nintendo fanboys attack everything that isn't PC and PC has a general disdain for consoles. The only time Nintendo fanboys try to buddy up with PC is when it suits whatever narrative they're trying to push, but they'll just as quickly turn on it. Even just this thread proves you blatantly wrong.

He'll post that picture of his friend's switch and when someone asks him for a timestamp he'll say he's "at work".

It's a single autistic person who does this shit.
Threads like this used to have 100+ posts and 15 users only, when it was possible to see this data.
The autist appears in all these trollish threads that are negative to Nintendo to derail the discussion. He's like an unofficial janny using unorthodox methods to destroy discussions he perceives as troll and negative to the mega corporation he defends.

People who hate Nintendo hate how shitty they are and how obnoxious and retarded their fanboys behave.

I want more gaming platforms to exist because more platforms means competition. Killing off the competition might be good in the short run. But it is not healthy for the industry. With Xbox gone I'm waiting for Tencent to fill the void with their own system.

retarded their fanboys behave

Said the grown man fighting over toys

People who hate Nintendo see the company as a childish or "gay" company that is somehow a personal attack on their masculinity or perhaps forces them to face their own insecurities

There is truth to this. Nintendo appeals to kids because their games have bright colourful graphics and inoffensive content.

Nintendo also appeals to adults because adults just want to play fun and engaging unpretentious games and Nintendo generally make the best video games in the world - with a level of design and craft which can only be appreciated by an educated adult mind.

The grey area is the teens and young men, who struggle with identity and maturity. They shun anything which may appear "child-like" because of their own insecurities, while holding on to a bafflingly hilarious belief that video games are a medium capable of delivering deep, insightful musings on the human condition, naunced storytelling and non-cringeworthy voice acting. They will quickly latch onto the most infantile manifestations of "mature" content to validate their own sense of adulthood.

Oooh it has boobies and violence and swearing.

Ooooh its dark and gritty... like my soul.

I am a mature gamer playing mature games.

It doesn't matter to them that these games play like shit or have terrible basic game design.

A quick look at any Best Games Ever list and - without fail - the Top 20 will always be completely saturated with Nintendo titles. The fact that Nintendo keeps their own games exclusive to their own systems also enrages them.

Dreamcast did not fail, SEGA did

They're a tumor making the hobby worse at this point. Their golden age has long since passed.

Yeah, what he said. Thank you Murphy.

Rumors say the new Xbox might be an ARM handheld with hybrid capabilities, but Microsoft may position it more as a iPad competitor than Switch 2 rival.

Sounds like you are a pedophile

Please, Sony and MS have done far worse damage.

every journo was reporting on how huge of a success it was guaranteed to be.

I just discovered that I am not a gaming jorno.

Also, every Nintendo product, in history, sells out.

Games should compete against each other. Consoles have no reason to exist anymore. They are redundant, anti-consumer DRM boxes and have to take games hostage just to stay relevant, only to then abuse that with awful ecosystems that treat their consumers like crap. The only reason people want them to stick around is tech illiteracy, ignorance, and in the case of fanboys, autism terrified of change.

Nintendo fanboys attack everything that isn't PC and PC has a general disdain for consoles.

Yeah, no not really. There's a reason why PCtendo is a thing because you get the best of everything. The mentality also predates your image, which is an edit where someone swapped Sony and Nintendo, oops.

Even just this thread proves you blatantly wrong.

Yeah I don't see how a how a bunch of sonyfags pretending to be PCfags and Tendies proves me wrong.

You get the best of everything on a PC alone. The irony is that the system that everyone says has no games is the only system left with exclusives because it can't be emulated yet. Tendies will only ever side with PC to suit their narrative, while attacking it when it doesn't. You can see that in this very thread and if you refuse, then that says something about you.

I miss the days where I can install a game from a CD and play it. Now you have to download platforms like Steam or EGS to play. Sure there's GOG but it has its own service with GOG Galaxy.

Sorry about the tangent, but my dream someday is PC having hot games on them you can play on disc again with no log-in required.

I really hope Switch 2 fails as a Switch 1 owner.

I just despite Nintendo fanboys. They are not only ok with mediocrity but they actually hail it as the best thing ever just because it came out of Nintendo's asshole. I hate what Nintendo is doing with its IPs, they are playing it very safe, yet these idiots clap for them until their hands bleed. It's the same shit as it was 25 years ago, no innovation except gimmicks that are forgotten quickly after being hailed as the harbringer of a new age by fanboys and every fucking game critic that gets paid to circlejerk over Nintendo.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE NINTENDO I HATE THEM FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I hope Sony makes a new portable system. I just need it to play PS4 games and be around the size of a PS Vita (I really hate the tablet-y design of these new gen of portable consoles such as Switch and Steam Deck), I just need these two and it's a day one buy from me.

Who cares. You have a Switch and a PC and attack Nintendo all day. Consoles + PC is better. Even if PC is becomming less and less needed.

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You could just put your games on discs.

Like on consoles?

A few factors led into Sega's exit.
1) They were hemorrhaging money from bad decisions.
2) Their president/CEO (I forget which) died and basically left them a bailout in his will that pleaded "Get out of the console business."
3) Despite being good value, people were just waiting to get a PS2 instead. Sega were actually hoping the infamous issue of PS2 launch stock would give them a boost to Dreamcast sales that holiday. It did not. People would rather have nothing and wait for a PS2 than get a Dreamcast.
4) Many third parties had basically told Sega they didn't care to support them anymore. Sega filled in the holes for a few, like EA, but wasn't looking at getting the depth of catalogue that they would need.
5) Internal Sega devs expressed dissatisfaction and a desire to publish on PS2 instead so that people would, you know, actually play their games.
I had a Dreamcast. Loved the thing. But I knew the minute I saw a PS2 running in a store demo that the Dreamcast was kind of fucked, even if I didn't know the behind the scenes stuff.

The irony is that the system that everyone says has no games is the only system left with exclusives because it can't be emulated yet

There you have it everyone, he broke and couldn't stop himself from defending Sony.

Snoytranny pedophile eric

Even if PC is becomming less and less needed.

Literally the exact opposite. There is no reason for consoles to exist anymore, they've lost the convenience factor that made the hardware worthwhile and they treat their users like shit, and the market is waking up to that fact.

I don't like anime tho

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

I knew you would do that, even when I literally said a PC is all you need, which if you were smart would make you realize what I thought of those PS5 exclusives. But you're not, so of course you jumped on the opportunity to fingerpoint and shout snoy.

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

Most games require a log-in for Steam, EGS, uPlay, Origin, etc. to play them.

Once upon a time that was PC games too.

t. 90s kid.

Even less reason for PCs. All people need are cell phones and tablets.

You can easily crack steam games and plenty are drm free. Or you can just get them off gog or just pirate.

See? You can shit on cosoles all day and I don't care. If you have such an issue with people shitting on your PC vegan cult then stop instigating, hypocrite.

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Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

So I guess we should root for valve to go bankrupt

I like how the only time your fellow nintendo fanboys will ever call your autistic ass a falseflagging snoy is when you're used in an argument against them. Otherwise, they just let you run free like a rabid retard.

True, but I do like the physical media that came with PC games like physical manuals which read like books and big colorful boxes.

I want to see Nintendo fail as a hardware company because I’ve seen how they handle successful console generations - phoning in the software and raping their most loyal fans for every dime they are worth.

I actually like Nintendo’s games when they are legitimately trying hard to please us. When they have a real incentive to perform, they make some of the best and most memorable games out there. But that’s not where we’re at with the Switch. I seriously believe that if they were forced to go third party, their product would improve immensely.

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

If it follow the snes pattern, it will sell around 100-110 million units.

You'll survive champ

I knew you would do that, even when I literally said a PC is all you need, which if you were smart would make you realize what I thought of those PS5 exclusives

In other words, you're trying to save face because you accidentally outed yourself. After all the only thing you said was that PS5 is the only console with games and didn't give an opinion.

That's the problem with being a brand cultist anon, you just can't bring yourself to say anything bad.

I'll continue shitting on consoles and you'll continue shitting yourself pretending not to care as you keep shielding some poor, poor multi-billion dollar corporation from meanie weenie internet anons and their super cruel criticism.

I’ve seen how they handle successful console generations - phoning in the software and raping their most loyal fans for every dime they are worth.

I too hated when they did that with the extremely successful Wii U.

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

Go nuts senpai

Did you get abused by an uncle who looked like Mario or something?

I will, kōhai.

Does paying $250 for a 3DS at launch count?

fell for a bait thread again award

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

Sony and Nintendo are both dogshit. Their fanboys are all the same brand of retard. And you are one such retard who's trying to double down on some gotcha the moment you thought you saw an opening.

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

They don't get that the Switch did a great job and unlike every failure of Nintendo, the 2 is genuinely just an stronger switch. Same gimmick and all. It will do just fine, sell a lot. But I doubt it will get to the "We outsold the PS2 a couple times but Sony is werid about it" levels the Switch reached.
As someone with an OLED, I'm, gonna wait till they show a Switch 2 Lite, now that would be hot, smaller than a Deck and stronger with a 120hz? Just imagine

great. Also, make sure to forget this ever happened and play the victim card again tomorrow, since you're just a troll. And then continue doing that for 20 years.

The switch 2 is weaker than a deck as a handheld and has worse battery life and if the switch 2 lite is anything like the switch lite you wouldn't be able to dock it.

lol. the problem with your logic is that most underage kiddies and japs who make up a large portion of the switch's userbase, do not use reddit. the steam deck isnt even sold at major retailers, it's a low volume product by design.

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

Why would I want to forget me rubbing your face in it?

"We outsold the PS2 a couple times but Sony is werid about it" levels the Switch reached.

Oh yeah, the quarterly Nintendo report is Thursday. This board will be unusable that day.

implying Nintendo is anywhere near as fucked as Sega was in the mid/late 90s

back when Sega was bleeding money left and right, lost nearly all of its audience to the PlayStation, and kept alienating developers, stores, and Western fans alike because of their boneheaded decisions

Nintendo isn't perfect but they're not THAT far gone

Delusional

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

Those are objective facts. It neuters itself in handheld mode to save battery life and not burst into flames. Not that it's much stronger docked, either, but still.

Anon unironically why would I dock it? I'm asking for a Lite, I know what it is. It's like buying an Oled or a Deck to dock them. The entire appeal is either the OLED screen or the HANDHELD computer.
I know what I'm buying, don't be retarded. I just want the 120hz screen and bigger guns on like, either the Switch size or an inbetween between it and the Lite. Ideally I'd love for it to have an OLED screen, but Nintendo is stupid and is either the small form factor or the better screen for them

Absolutely delusional.

Whatever helps you cope, anon.

You wouldn't. You're desperate for attention so behave in any manner that gets you attention.

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

Absolutely delusional

You said stronger than a deck, which is what I was addressing. A lite likely wouldn't come with a 120hz screen either since it'd have to be much smaller, which means a much smaller battery and 120hz isn't very battery friendly, let alone running a game that would make use of it. You're asking for a fantasy device, that's all.

But would Nintendo be stupid enough to make the Switch 2 Lite digital only?

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

They did for the Wii's last version, didn't they?

Switch 2: 320p upscaled to 720p 30fps
Deck: 800p 40fps medium-high settings

CPU and memory size it is
But the GPU is probably better and has DLSS to do upscale shit.

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

With the rate they're going, their oled refresh will be digital only.

Unironically I doubt it, they don't like consumers being confused, Last time they allowed that they got a metaphorical shotfun shoot through their chest. The last thing they want is families complaining because the Smaller Switch 2 doesn't work with their old switch carts.

It isn't

Delusional lies

Calling totk an asset flip makes you shit blood apparently. You’ll survive.

No idea who that is. Why are tendiefags like this? Are you really THAT emotionally invested in Mario Kart?

Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

Opposite actually. Wii mini was offline only.

Considering key cards exist, those games may as well be digital. And my rule is if it comes on a key card then buy it on Steam.

Lmao now this is what I call cope volume 5.

Jesus Christ.

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Why are you such a snoytranny pedophile, Eric?

only below ds and switch Sales

flop

Wtf snoyim

With gamecards you'd still need the original Switch or a normal sized 2, It's still too risky for them, they'd have to market the 2 Lite as a companion system and make it way cheaper than they'd normally do.

Yeah, 2 only to rby

RUMAO

Well the gamecards are virtually the same size. So they can fit in a Switch 2 Lite if they fit in a normal lite.