They make a great couple

making cuckold fantasies to get mad

embarrassing

Is this what you homos like?

small boobs and big latina ass is a goated combination

so how are they going to resolve the prostitutes and strip clubs? or is it going to be another open realtionship like micheal and amanda

The leaked version had relationship values. If you fuck whores then that will negatively effect your relationship. Strip clubs will probably be fine though.

WMBF is the future

well i didn't post that part did i ?

apparently there's a relationship metter
so maybe if you cheat as jason, the next time you switch to lucia she may be cheating on you too and vice-versa

women do, and that's who they want to sell this stuff to

Hi, anon

There's a karma system in the game, see

Jason and Lucia have a happy ending and make it out of vice city

Online starts with your gta online character flying in from los santos as the plane from the finale of the story/single player is leaving

big tits

jesus christ is this babys first week jerking off?
let me guess you love glasses and tattoos
water trash take buddy

Where's that info from? I've seen the leaks but don't remember anything like this. If true, it may serve as this game's "honor" system like in RDR2. Maybe it determines if they stick together to the end or betray each other

She doesn't work at the night club, you just made that up. Even the dialogue from the leaked gameplay clip doesn't suggest that at all. You're weird, dude.

Then game did showed Jason interacting with a black girl and Lucia with some other dude, there might be some truth to that. Maybe the game will have some sort of dating simulator mechanics so you can choose which characters the main characters date, it is also awfully obvious how unwoke this game seems to be so far, there has to be homosexuality somewhere, i guess there will be gay romance options as well

Based

based, i'm going to fuck everyone i see as lucia

they're not real dude, ofc they do

h-hey

Hyped for the sex desu

GTA focusing on romance and dating

This is possibly the worst idea ever conceptualized. Guaranteed that they are removing the ability to pick up hookers and get your money back with a bat.

holy fuck

I imagine if you make Jason and Lucia betray each other then you are probably going to get the worst ending in the game which will probably be both of them dead.

I doubt it, we've never had this many whore models in a gta game before.

Tone-wise im already prefering this over gta 5
the first trailer of 5 with just michael was kino as fuck but when they introduce franklin and trevor everything went to shit, felt like a saints row parody

white boy summer is here bros

Since this is Rockstar, what are your theories on the ending?

Personally I think it's going to turn out that Jason is a fed and the conflict will be whether he puts her in jail or she kills him for betraying her.

It's the dream

not fucking other hoes as jason

ngmi

Nah, everything seems to be pointing to being able to cheat if you want and it affecting your relationship meter, which will apparently have an effect on the story. I'm sure you can get away with banging a few hookers though

you can make Lucia fat

Woke game

This, I wish V was all about Michael. Trevor could still have his role in the main story but I don't want to play as him. Franklin shouldn't exist, just a non-character, even Lamar was more interesting.

What was he playing?

probably gonna be multiple endings depending how much jason and lucia like each other during the game

Trevor was fine but Franklin was always a third wheel who I never wanted to play as since nothing he did had any relevance to Trevor and Michael

Guaranteed that they are removing the ability to pick up hookers

read the thread you retard

i bet they do a depahted

Righteous Slaughter 20

GTA VI duh.

Romantic Cool

Jason and Lucia end together happily ever after

Romantic Chaotic

Jason and Lucia end up dying together

Pragmatic Cool

Jason kills Lucia

Pragmatic Chaotic

Lucia kills Jason

This is animated so fucking well

You know what GTA fans want? Telenovela drama

Lmao Rockstar.

They're both men

damn this game looks crazy

cuggles simulator

They tried to do too much with the story and wanted the SA callback gang banging aspect but only happened for a couple missions which fucking sucked because Lamar was the best character in the whole game and was the complete opposite in quality to franklin who was boring as fuck.

He looks fat here

This but unironically, romance and crime are a perfect match

Telenovela drama is kino, you'll get it once you're older.

Is Anon Babble a bit wonky for anyone else right now?

No new threads, but able to reply to existing ones?

8/10 face

face blindness is a sign of autism
that's why half the tards here say she looks good

There is two controllers and two beers set up

Did Jason get a co-op session ready for Lucia coming home from work? Are they based gamers?

I might have too much fun with this game bros

dont worry theyll get shot up in a drive by

Three protagonists was always going too far with GTAV. It really should have been just Micheal and Franklin with a focus more on Franklin becoming Micheal's protegee. Trevor should have never been there.

The leaks show the are relationship points in the game, I would assume the endings are based on how solid or degraded Jason and Lucia's relationship is close to or by the end.

that last little jiggle of her ass in the final frames

Hands off our women gringos

jiggle

So rockstar is not woke I guess

Gosling Jason

bimbo Lucia

Romantic Cool ending

yeah... I'm thinking BASED

Honestly? Yes. The Trevor vs Michael conflict was half of what made GTAV interesting.

Blame GTA IV for its DLC for starting this trend, even though the 3 characters in that game had their own agendas and were barely intertwined with each other.

can literally see the bubbles in the beer

The front page hasn't updated and is stuck eight minutes ago

astro bot

>Gosling Jason

They knew what hey were doing

Keep max relationship with Lucia

Make Lucia fat

Get big woman cuddles and sex and a happy ending

Looks very technologically impressive
The characters look unlikeable and uninteresting
The worst GTA story ever awaits?

Ticking time bomb, you can keep them. They get too fat too quickly.

TECHNOLOGY

ours now

All I want in this world is a woman like this. She doesn't try and look pretty, she just wakes up and takes the world on as it is.

I will not be able to enjoy whoring and strip clubs
I uninstalled porn games before because the protagonist had a wife

I just feel terrible cheating on my pixel girlfriends bros

mfw she gives up her pussy to cops and hobos and mob bosses

holy sovl

just browns hyping up their women while inserting as a white guy

Pathetic.

They're going for a Bonnie and Clyde vibe. Do you know what happened to them? I'll give you a hint: it wasn't pretty.

glass on the bottle is distroting the view of the tv

God damn, man. That shit looks crazy.

So what you're saying is, you want a naturally pretty woman. Yeah me too man

Don't worry, in the US there's like a 1:1 exchange ratio between whites and latinos.

stop watching watching porn and go outside

literally cannot think of a better run
I hope we get a lot of bimbofication options for Lucia, I'm talking H-Cups and insane BBLs and shit, thick lip filing, bleached hair and asshole, all the works

god I hope so im tired of depressing endings

You probably shouldn't bother with any media related to crime then.

dont cheat

get Romantic Cool happy ending

Simple as anon

belly too fat

ass too fat

Yep, no thanks

Just play online like a true tranny.

that bitch is not black lmao not even half

Im probably not the target audience, hollywood blockbuster romcoms bore me to tears

Niko and CJ already had 5+ girlfriend options back in the day but it was done shallow and not story important aside from Michelle in 4.

you are literally gay

one complete year of gta6 threads

this will be your AAA protagonist in 2026 in what is probably the most anticipated video game in history

bf means brown female in this context

Morgan 2.0
Arthur Morgan had even japanese girls crying for him

I think he means brown

since you will be able to change the narrative depending on your choices, this might be the first version of this story that has a happy ending.

Btw the best "young couple falls in love and does crime" film is pic related, unreal finale

brown boys... we're fucking cooked....

reflection in the glass to the left is mirroring the image

What's in their terrarium?

They could unironically put entire GTA VC in the game, it's like 1-2 gb

I appreciate a woman being naturally pretty. But that's not exactly what I'm saying. I want her to dress like this everyday like I do.

I bet he dies at the end

I hope he impregnates her before.

GTA 6 pulls a Uncharted putting the whole Crash Bandicoot in the game

would be kino

gta6 trailer

look inside

3 straight minutes of WMLF racemixing propaganda

Dangerously based

Doom Eternal let you play Doom from inside it but you still had to have the game independently. I'm guessing they will make some minigames though, possibly some that Lucia and Jason can play together

Since they're Bonnie and Clyde i bet they both will die at the end

Just say you want a bf, faggot sissy

I hope there'll be a deathwish kinda ending. Let people get their tragedy if they want but damn it - it's a video game! LET ME HAVE FUN

It's a given there is going to be multiple endings. One of those endings will be the two of them walking away fine, but it will likely require the trust between them to be maxed, so no cheating, and for them not to leave a bloodbath behind them when pulling off heists.

there are at least 4 endings

Jason and Lucia make it out alive

Jason rats out Lucia (she dies)

Lucia rats Jason out (he dies)

they both rat each other out (both live but don't see each other anymore)

it's impossible for both to die since you have to play as someone in the post-game

They get fat too quickly

Watching them get fat is the best part

So which GTA character is gonna die in this game with no fanfare?

we need to go wider

Someone needs to mod Lucia into a hot latino twink so we can be gay and do crime

Jason's existence shuts down any idea this games "woke". He's the peak Aryan specimen.

...will first person mode be back?

Hopefully Trevor or Luis.

Shit's gonna be cash in 4K

ending where one dies and you play the post-game as a guilt-ridden version of the character

insane kino potential holy shit

self-loathing Jason or Lucia just going through the motions in the carnage and mayhem and robberies and drugs and shit

Alright bros i'm going to start going to the gym to get a Lucia GF, starting tonight

it's impossible for both to die since you have to play as someone in the post-game

That person being Raul.
See , there will be a ending where both die Bonnie and Clyde style

I can look like this if I just lift

I'm gonna do it

If that's him does he bleach his hair?

I like Jason and Lucia way more than Trevor or Franklin, we'll see if Jason is better than Michael or not.

its just exposure to the sun

I.. I don't think I'm going to like the story bros..

If only there was a cure for baldness I could look like this

Character customization is coming back. You can see slim Lucia, chubby Lucia and fit Lucia in the trailer alone. Hairstyles and all that stuff are back.

Not that happy of an ending when you've seen the movie.

yes you will !

It happens constantly, the catalog doesn't update and connection errors

You know what GTA fans want? Telenovela drama

This game was made for Latina women and their dreams of having a white husband.

I really hope its Trevor
God that character aged like fucking milk, his randumb shtick is so gay

That's Jason and Cal

You will never experience pure love and intimacy like this

I just want to be loved bros

If only there was a cure for baldness

There is, its called hair transplant

Hopefully Trevor, he's a fag and so is Ogg.

This game was made for southerners, nonwhites, and Sol Cal people. Us northerners will have to stick with Skyrim.

A snake, you can see it in the trailer.

Sweaty brown tomboy flops onto [LITERALLY ME] for a gaming/snuggle session on the couch

This is peak.

She's out there, Anon. You got to make the effort to find her.

How do I achieve this as a 5'7 man from Pakistan?

Niggas will say with a straight face that this shit is woke when THIS is the protag

Probably just another ridiculous Rockstar detail like his hair being bleached by the sun. He gets tanned

fuck off todd

You should be able to get fake tits as Lucia.

MEN ONLY WANT ONE THING AND IT'S DISGUSTING!!!

it absoluely did. The white guy dies and is replaced by a negro played by Kai Cenat.

I wonder what the Bonnie and Clyde elements are going to be like. Are you going to change between them interchangeably during heists? Is there going to be a puzzle-solving element involved where you need to use the two characters in different areas to bypass sections of a heist?

I really hope you're aware that she farts in her sleep

Yeah i'm getting strong feels the Loyal ending is not a happy end but a tragic ride or die conclusion and you play as Raul in the epilogue.
He has too much of the main char energy, plus rockstar thinks they cooked with Arthur story and want another depressing ending because it hits harder.

I don't have Elon money i need some pill I can grab over the counter that actually works without turning my dick off

There's 2 loyal endings anon
IIRC Lucia can hack shit so Jason will probably have his own skill too

What my Lucia is going to look like after her 8th visit to Cluckin' Bell

That's just speculation at this point.

dios mio

Luis?
I hope he shows up and rockstar doesn't kill him his character was cool as fuck he's underrated as hell. AY TONE

Why are nonwhite zoomer boys all such gay little autogynephiles? Just like a byproduct of the most anti-white porn also being the most autogynephilic and dick-crazy?

Making Lucia a mukbang youtuber for extra income.

UNHOLY LEVELS OF BASED!

Both him and Jason are chads. But there can only be one.

Except for whatever she throws having awful jupiter physics

NOOOOOO YOU MUST PLAY AS THE CRAKKA JASON BECAUSE I SAID SO

Fuck off. I’m plying as Lucia and fucking everyone in my sights. Kill yourself with this racebait bullshit.

I’m plying as Lucia

Buck broken

buck bro-

I installed gay mods in GTA V and reverse buck broke Micheal and Trevor as Franklin. Get fucked faggot.

Play as the girl buck. Get those backshots, buck

unironically she looks really cute here

I’m plying as Lucia and fucking everyone in my sights

You don’t have enough hair to grow it out or what? Too ugly to pull off a wig? Truly all you boys are AGP now, weird little unintentional trap you fell into.

Implying there won’t be strap-on options for Lucia when there were strap on scenes for CJ in San Andreas

make sure you don't ever go to a strip club or turn down one of her phone calls
and then refuse to do what she wants for this one mission for the best ending

I hope you can make Lucia wear whatever you want

Luis would easily be a owner of one of the clubs in this, i remember liking him

kekkkkkkk

2/10 ugly fat brown girl legs
0/10 man face
0/10 cleaning lady proportions

chick is busted. Also don't get me started on the guy's annoying fake deep voice. If I have to hear that throughout the whole game I'd rather kill myself.

Projecting his faggot little trans fantasies again

Your therapist can’t even help you no more lil bro

i swear to god if the ending missions is not a shoot out in a old rundown church with lucia wearing a weading dress and both of them killing enemies back to back that are invading the chuch from ALL sides the game is going to be shit

white guy and non-white woman

That's how you know this shit isn't meant to be taken seriously.

It's Rockstar my man there will be no happy ending because bad ending = good writing to Hollywood wannabes.

jason is secretly working for the government

lucia finds out

they break up mid game

you have to chose who will you play for the second half of the game

ex-convict ends up with a hot latina who gives him a healthy castizo child to continue his legacy

depressing

the fuck am I reading

What is Deathwish which was the canon ending to V?

If one of them dies, do you think they'll be available as a love interest for your online character?

This is somewhat half true. From the leaked beta builds, there were 4 playable characters:
Lucia
Jason
And two random niggas
So it’s entirely possible that Jason or Lucia(or even both) get killed off and we get based Black protags again.

Would unironically be an interesting way to tell a story. Like choose your own protagonist for the rest of the game and the other one becomes an antagonist. I doubt they'll go down this route though. Various endings depending on how strong your relationship was seems to be what they'll go with

white guy

ugly latino whore

Wow what a hard choice...

and with this trailer they fucking won me over
im a sucker for lovey doopey romances that actualy feel genuine and sweet like this

Based if true. CJ is the best GTA protag period and Franklin was the best protag in GTA V over Micheal the cuck and White trash Trevor.

I can't have it irl so why do I want to be reminded of it in my video games

You can see the bubbles in the beer but game developers have still not figured out how to make clothes and hair look realistic

Ya it's a massive improvement from 5 when we had to go beat up the guy our wife was cucking us with.

Counter Strike 2 did this 2 years ago with the Molotov cocktails.

it makes sense to bring him back in GTA 6 too he's Dominican and has connections to the Dominican gangs down in Vice City. Even if they have him in a side mission or a small cameo in the main story would be neat and would'nt feel shoehorned .

They'll have a non-monogamous relationship

Luis is gay, he would be in the Rockstar equivalent of Atlanta.

Bonnie and Clyde media don't usually catch my attention, but I'm actually excited for this one

This guy latinas

they pulled a bonobo handshake at the end

And Valve is the only other developer in Rockstars league

i hope there are other romance options cause the girl isn't that hot

mfw she grabs the nape of his neck

Panambros we won I will dress Lucia exactly like Panam and continuing living the dream

Jason is a disgraced ex cop, but it was all planned so he could get street cred to infiltrate the criminal underworld

Lucia finds out, turns out she's actually a Fed and her arrest and imprisonment was to get her in with criminals on the inside of prison

turns out both the cops and feds are in league with criminals, they were using their investigations to try and expose each other to eliminate competition

Jason and Lucia instead out them both, but burn their real identities in the process but end up free and rich

Fuck Jason, I want to play as Boobie instead

That's just Fast and Furious, white male cop and female Latina criminal. They end up together in the end

trans

Hahaha oh good, you’ve already got a little foot out the closet door.

I could swear acting used to be way better in these fakes.

Will Jason die in a car crash too?

Race mixers burn in hell for eternity.

If that kid grows up to be hard decent he will make sure his faithless parents die slow painful deaths.

I wish. The character faces in online look kinda fucked up because it’s all from 2013 so I doubt it will be compatible with GTA 6 but here’s hoping.

first cyberpunk debuts hot latina love interest

now GTA

I'm not complaining but it's kind of obvious it's forced and meant to sway public opinion

i know i'm playing as the big booty latina

I don't get this latina/latino stuff from the U.S. To me they just look like tropical Turks or Southern Italians.

It’s ok little one. Your therapist couldn’t help you, but Jesus will. You don’t have to project anymore.

Are you gonna take her out on dates?

no webm of the BLEH BLEH BLEH girl

shameful

best we can do is Lucia works for him in the club for those sweet few Gs in early game.

What public opinion is that? People already love big ass latinas. Now if they tried to push a niggress that would be a different story

Wait so we’re finally getting sex that’s not in cars for the first time??

LITERALLY HOMOSEXUAL

MUST.... LOVE.... LATINA ...... GRLLSSSS

It's okay when it's a Latina. They are already half European blooded and you are just de-racemixing them.

No, I'll probably report her to the Police for skipping community service

Chud always wins baby, never forget

Why this nigga look like Kanye?

thinking everything is a conspiracy is actually worse than just being naïve

Not nice. She works really hard.

How the fuck are consoles gonna run this? It’s gonna get watered down before release for sure.

I wonder if Rockstar will do the autistic epilogue from Red Dead 2 again with the side stories like John can do pretty much all of them instead of Arthur with different dialogue, animation and all. This would kinda fit, would be an imense waste of development time but Rockstar is into this kinda of thing

Tiktok feels like the wild west sometimes. So many normalfags just openly making videos about fetishizing certain races. It's like a bottomless well of racemixing propaganda. Makes you wonder how much "degenerate" shit you see on here that's actually very common.

It’s ok little one. Your therapist couldn’t help you, but Jesus will. You don’t have to project anymore.

Psyche so rattled by the AGP shit that it rebooted in safe mode with catchphrases. Alright baby girl, I’ll leave you alone.

He looks like the guy that beat up Mike Tyson

The trailer was running at 30FPS bro. On a base PS5. Expect FSR at 480p upscale to like 1080p at best.

Jesus loves you little trannie boy.

I gotta say, they really nailed the look of the irl area, especially the more rural parts

bro gets clapped by a nervous cop after robbing a bank to provide for his family in the movie and his kid becomes an anti-social weed addict though

Man face, game companies once again trying to force us into liking tranny features, not buying your slop

Yeah rockstar has always had a thing with rats/traitors in their storylines.

If there isn't, the game will suck. One of the main highlights of this game is all the whores that were shown in the trailers
Also very unrealistic and cucked to think a man would wait patiently for a woman to serve her sentence in prison. It simply never happens

See those bubbles? You can drink those.

Something looks off on the female MC. Idk why, the guy looks like a real dude, but she looks fake

That's women for you

Uncanny valley. It’s been a problem with female video game characters since the 7th generation. Remember Resident Evil 7? Now dial that up to 100.

wait
so this is her or this isnt her

So.... where are the white blonde women at?

I just want the game to have autistic lifesim elements. I liked pretending to be a cowboy and hanging out in the world in RDR2, I want to pretend to be a chad in the Florida heat having a white boy summer.

“Set in Vice City, Jason & Lucia have always known the deck is stacked against them. But when an easy score goes wrong, they find themselves on the darkest side of the sunniest place in America, in the middle of a conspiracy stretching across the state of Leonida — forced to rely on each other more than ever if they want to make it out alive”

what's the conspiracy?

Then Jason should get to cheat with hot black women.

But lucia looks mulatta, not mestiza.

I heard they poop too

Going to guess something to do with corrupt cops.

You're probably gonna be able to do house chores. Jason's fixing a leak in the trailer and I wouldn't put it past Rockstar to actually implement stuff like that in the game.

I assume at the start of the game Jason is a poor former cop who was fired for whatever reason, so he starts doing minor crimes. The police then catches him and give him the job of catching Lucia and her boss, who i assume is a Mexican cartel boss, if he helps arrest the drug lord he gets his job back and his crimes ignored
Pretty much the FF story except Lucia is both Dom and Mia and Jason's origins are more tragic than Brian's

The whole Bonnie and Clyde thing this game has going for it has me interested in this series for the first time. I will probably not buy it still, but I'll take a look from time to time

Uh ok? Did you think we would disagree with you on that? Race mixing is hot

Seems like Jason is a small time criminal just enjoying life and Lucia is gonna pull him into deeper shit because she's hungry for more money, power, influence, whatever. I mean her tagline is "it's all about who you know and what you've got". I hope they don't just make her an unlikeable greedy bitch

kek

V canon ending was a happy ending

Its her

Yes

It's the old her

Their tweaking the protags looks every trailer. It's getting better imo.

monogamy is cucked

It's crazy how only ghettos and trailer parks used to think like this, but now all Zoomers are like this

It was the Online character you dumb faggot

People keep saying Jason is a secret pig, but it makes more sense if it's Lucia. On the website it makes reference to her getting out of prison early somehow. She's likely working for feds in exchange for early release.
There's also the idea that the cop guy we see is a third protag that comes in late in the game. Maybe for just a chapter and we get to play through the world as a cop with its own mechanics.

Same. And I will admit, I do like the interracial shit on top of that.

There's no way I'm going to buy a console for GTA6 though, and even on PC I'm probably going to wait some time. It's the benefit of being old enough to live through countless disappointments.

So far, I'm cautiously optimistic, because this game is looking fucking great. I hope the story doesn't completely shit the bed and the "punching up" shit is kept to a minium at the very least. I want to see R* make fun of everyone, not just muh religious conservatives.

It's either that or they end up in a cartel rabbit hole

m.youtube.com/watch?v=quf9-Dr83nk&pp=ygUrTHVrZSByb2NraG9sZCBpcyB0aGUgbWFpbiBjaGFyYWN0ZXIgb2YgZ3RhIA==

Only because of Luke

on the trailer they already make fun of DEI

Glownigger thread

I somehow doubt they'd reveal or even hint at a major plot point like that a year before release. Also the relationship meter from the leaks seems to imply four endings depending on the status of your relationship, so not sure how that would work if one of them is undercover, the betrayal is then written into the story rather than being a choice

Donald Trump being a Russian asset, it's up to Jason and Lucia to expose the truth and let Hillary have her turn.

I just wish they have actually fun missions, GTA5 had like 1 fun mission, I had to force myself to finish it.

This sorta makes sense. Rockstar on their site also paints Jason as a guy who is already entrenched in the criminal world. She could be his cryptonite that makes Jason fall, and you either betray him or risk going to jail for a long time for Jason.

go white boy go

I'll be too busy donating my semen to my latina gf to leave the house.

hem of her dress rolls up at a different frame rate from the rest of the game

pajeet coding

the story is gonna be shittier than V isn't it?

This was the only good part of the movie fucking hated the cop part and the kid
Movie should have ended here just dont waste your time and get bait and switched

Whatever the case might be it looks like the police will be a big part of the story, this "we cops must protect each other" dialog sounds like he's saying "you shouldn't prioritize some Latina whore over you fellow policemen"

It's funner if Lucia is the undercover cop because we can turn her to our side with BWC desu

Impossible

May 26

The game is literally coming out on Bonnie and Clyde's funeral date. WELL PAID ROCKSTAR lmao.

yeah. who is the character we see the back of when the cop is saying that? not looking at it right now but it could be jason right?

What's stopping me from dressing up this taco queen as skimpy as possible

nothing, literally nothing

Yeah that scene is confusing because GTA cutscenes don't usually show things that your protagonist isn't experiencing so I'm really not sure who that line is directed to and how that scene fits into the story. Far fetched, but maybe one of the protagonists is eavesdropping?

In either case, I'm hoping for a strong antagonist that can break away from Rockstar's tradition of just making their villains unlikeable assholes that you want to kill. I'd like an antagonist with some actually compelling goals and some charisma to him

about a year

90% of women look like her nowadays, at least that's what I find.

Sakes mense. I was wondering why they didn't choose 26.06.26

The God given moral sense inside of you.

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No it doesn't? It's making fun of corpo bandwagoning.

Also the anniversary of Ray Liotta's death

fuck off seamus

Honestly I like the vibe of this one way more than V, so I think I will like it more. I never really cared for V's story.

Means they probably won't delay it again. Delaying it a year should be plenty of time with a team that big anyways

And what do you think DEI is retard

Luke Rockhold

don't pretend you have standards weeb

202>6<

may 26, bonnie and clyde funeral date

They should have made that the first release date since the start

Gross

STILL missing forest for the trees

holy shit you're retarded, just kill yourself, there's no saving for you

80 dollars and a playstation 5

I accept your concession

the trailers alone already feel better than V, hate that nihilistic satirical vibe. 6 at least has fun vibes and a world I want to be in

Bait used to be believable

I bet he's into this shit. You have to be.

As that other anon said, apparently the game pokes fun at rainbow capitalism and the first trailer shows a lot of trashyness from both blacks and whites so I'm pretty optimistic that it will punch everyone. It'll be funny to see people cherrypick jokes in the game and twist it as whatever they fucking want lol

It's not Jason it's some other dude however the camera makes it look like our character is there on the same meeting, definitely either character is a cop and i'm pretty sure it's Jason. Also notice how the very first thing we see is Jason living on a shack with roof leaks and he can't pay the rent, they really tried to drive the point across that he's poor
I think him and Lucia are former criminal (and sexual) partners and on one particular crime they did she was caught and he wasn't, while she was in jail he joined the police, maybe he excels at undercover jobs, remember the black gang calling him a fed

men have no loyalty and patience

You don’t have to point out the obvious

Why is this type of shit in GTA

Finally time to admit this game looks like white man kino?

chat is this real? is rockstar based on this level?

hubba hubba

Five bucks says GTA6 ends with the woman killing the man.

no shit, but thats only one of the endings

they're gonna make Hot Coffee again

GAME OF THE CENTURY

honestly I think that they're going to have Jason and Lucina get a happily ever after halfway through the game and leave Vice City so then you finish off the rest of the game as their black friend from the trailer

Im fine with that, either its all good or none of its good

It's hilarious how much of both trailers was just people having a good time and the bizarre "DO AMERICANS REALLY" seething it caused.

I know games in the AAA have come far when it comes to mature and sexual content portrayed in them. But I highly doubt we'll get a fully detailed scene where Jason goes to town on Lucia, doggy style. Not if Rockstar wants to get an Adult Only rating.

It'll be funny to see people cherrypick jokes in the game and twist it as whatever they fucking want lol

yep you can fuckin count on that. some incel will be screeching woke as i'm stomping a fags head into the concrete.

that was one of the leaked endings yeah
it was something like

Romantic Good: Jason and Lucia stay loyal to each other and spend the rest of their lives together

Romantic Chaotic: Stay loyal to each other, but this time they go Full Bonny/Clyde mode with them going out together in a hail of bullets

Pragmatic Good: One/both of them cheats in the relationship, as a restul Jason betrays Lucia and turns her in to the Feds for a deal.

Pragmatic Chaotic: Lucia thinks Jason is going to betray her, ends up killing him in a showdown and then gets arrested right after.

I think a lot of people just straight up forget how most GTA games end, they're usually happy endings, the only depressing ending is GTA4 and no one really gives a fuck about Kate, the only sad part is that Packie lost his sister. Red Dead has the sad endings, GTA ends on a high note

movie ends the way it does because Gosling is a violent scumbag and he'd always be a violent scumbag, Jason and Lucia are both violent criminals

There's a graphical sex scene in RDR2

wasn't the original end for Deathwish in V like, literally a Deathwish for Franklin? He would end up sacrificing himself to save the other two.

there was full frontal nudity in RDR1 as well, actually

cuck fetish mechanic

Holy shit this is game is more based than I thought.

This trailer blew GTA V's entire story out of the water. The only good thing about V's story is the friendship/mentorship between Michael and Franklin, almost everything else about it is forgettable. Hell I replayed it half a year ago and I am having trouble recalling details of the plot, whereas I still remember the plot of IV and San Andreas years later.

The leaks implied four endings, which I'm guessing is:

1. Lucia/Jason is an informant and betrays the other and takes it all

2. The informant sacrifices themselves for the other person

3. Both go Bonnie and Clyde and die together going guns blazing

4. They ride off in the sunset together

monkey's paw curls
it's definitive edition

There was?

that's speculation based on Lamar taking over for Franklin but there's nothing in the game's files that point to it, it also doesn't really matter cause the Deathwish ending we got is the happy ending, I'd say the only difference now is that Rockstar isn't gonna just let it be a final choice, instead its gonna be tied to the relationship meter

I will refund and sue rockstar if this webm isnt in the game as a cutscene, verbatim

Yes

Realistically speaking, how long will it take them to make gta 7? 15 years? 20 years?

preorder now for the plin plin plon roundtable theme

it is impossible to suffer in los Estados Unidos

What is this fucking garbage? Who asked for this in a game about stealing cars and blowing up niggers?

commence the jigglin' yall

Shit like this really shows how influencing the culture is what will fix birth rates. I want a gf now

Yeah I think these endings work, it gives the player different interpretations for the type of people Jason and Lucia are. Are they the type who'd backstab each other and really have no loyalty to anyone, including their soulmate? Are they the type to burn out after a life of crime and passion? Or are they the type to make it out of it all with each other? I think ending 4 would have them ditch whatever money they have and just leave with each other.

a lot of people on twitter seem to think Jason is undercover/a CI or something. Kinda makes sense too, based on his military background and how the prison guard says "Haven't I seen you from somewhere" when he picks up Lucia.

it's pretty crazy how much things changed from the times of hot coffee

typing all this irrelevant schizobabble

No retard, I just want to jerk off to lesbians. Maybe even bring a prostitute home to Jason so we can have a threesome (hope this is in the game) and I can jerk off even harder.

NPC is highly susceptible to any form of propaganda

In other news the water is still wet.

She's gonna kill him or die in the end, 100%, rockstar writers post GTA 4 are hacks

Me

I want to play as spottemgottem

She's gonna kill him

That's one of the leaked endings.

sounds like text book proto-tranny behaviour. You're pushing yourself down a slippery slope that ends with you paying dr schlomo a year's pay to castrate you

nah theyre better than most bideo game writers

You could at least ask for hot sluts, not this fridge body 5/10. This game is some HR goblina's wish fulfillment.

what an incredibly tame jab from a company that is clearly afraid to poke the badger. am I supposed to be impressed?

Jason's bio says he had a troubled youth, so it could be that too. But considering the "cops protect each other" line is in there too, yeah, I think they're trying to imply/mislead on something.

mfw seeing boobs makes me hard against my will, revealing myself to be an NPC susceptible to propaganda (sexy women)

Will this game have NTR?

another hint to it is that Lucia's bio says she got lucky and got out early, Jason might've cut a deal with the feds to get his girl out, it also explains how they get roped in a conspiracy

Just look at these golem arms

I hope there's cuckqueen because i'm eyeing that black girl who goes "bang bang"

I said it in a post earlier, but it makes more sense that it's Lucia. Jason was in the army, but he's been out and doing crime relatively unbothered. The info on the site claims Lucia was locked up and let go early for a reason they didn't really explain, and that to me is the key. Feds let her go if she became an informant/mole into whatever they get into.

not a fridge body
ur gay
kys, etc

More than anything, Lucia wants the good life her mom has dreamed of since their days in Liberty City — but instead of half-baked fantasies, Lucia is prepared to take matters into her own hands.

She's willing to do everything for her dream, including betraying or close to it jason

Probably, but it will probably be player input and will lock you in for the absolute worse ending because Jason and Lucia won't have trust in each other.

How do I not remember this? I played through it 4 times.

Replicating mutt genes instead of dating a white woman is indeed peak aryan

I am forgotten...

I'm calling the rise of x/white + latina girls will increase after this game

yes, but it's a subway situation where you make the sandwhich

it's missable. you can also walk in while everyone looks like lenny, and you see 2 lenny's fucking each other lol

t. kissless virgin butthurt about pixels

No shot, i will be roaming the mudlands on an atv
looking for she

MASSIVE bait and switch incoming

Making fun of what exactly ?
By portraying the faggotry just the way it is ?

6<

TES6 coming 2036 CONFIRMED!

i need a mod that can turn lucia into a giantess and have her sit on cars with her fat ass

This is her now. Feel old yet?

tfw no cute chubby redneck gf to pair up with my fat fuck ass

Fighting in your upcoming war with india

BASED

Upcoming

Right now. Active bombardment in the Kashmir region. India allegedly preparing for more fighting.

imagine how much her sweaty thighs and cheeks rub together in the hot humid south.

I swear every time I see her she looks more black and less latina

You covered your eyes in horror every time it came on screen

Anon Babble -Videojuegos

Women are incapable of love.

i can see it, but she looks way better in this trailer than the last. so does jason. almost like the first trailer they really hadnt fleshed out the characters yet but released it anyways. she looks much more feminine, even thicker if thats your thing, and jason is an actual person rather than looking like an npc.

absolute zero self awareness

Bean farts

I did it before

realistic WMLF couple

I would bet my entire arm you never looked anything even remotely close

youtube.com/watch?v=EYoBiYHJjr4
The people are waking up

Based

THE ARCHITECT

"WHITE BOY SUMMER" coming from an old man

based

i don't get the "latinas balloon as soon as you nab one" meme, all women do this except for maybe asian women (even then, watch out for the second generation asian americans and their boba tea obsession). women are just lazy sacks of shit the instant they feel like they bagged some good boyfriend dick and sit around ordering ubereats all day

It's undeniably 100% his fault. Scrawny white guys are the only faggots who I see that are into this fat/architect obsession.

i swear when i was a kid everyone used to say latinas made the best MILFs
there was some heavy psyop to force they age badly

latinas made the best MILFs

Still holds true and not wrong, Latina mommies ballooning makes the BEST milfs. It's why we have so many guys who are into this pixar mom shit we see in WEGs where the mom is shaped like a fertility goddess.

Those jeans aren't doing her any favors

He became Cliff Burton

They actually did it 5 years ago on half life alyx, of course you wouldn't know that because nobody apart from streamers played that game

white male lead

Anon Babble is happy

Wow, did not take much

And just like Cliff he will be crushed

What style are you guys going to give your Jason?

Gonna dress him like the leaks

The Driver Jason

Racemixing propaganda

Ugly fridge hag that hit the wall

Lol nah GTA is dead

you're a dweeb

He's literally me

yeah I like to keep the default auto selected outfits for the first playthrough. says something about the character.

Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines, aka one of the formative white guys and latina gf stories

See

gosling jason

dolled up bimbo Lucia (thinnes body possible, biggest tits and ass available, bleached hair)

romantic cool ending where we ride off into the sunset

the patrician's gta 6

Anyone else gonna keep Jason with long hair and scruff like this? He looks like kino

bimbomaxxed Lucia

god I can't wait

Hoping VI gets RDR's hair mechanics. Let his hair grow out and give him the fattest mustache

Keep telling yourself that christcuck

relationship in video games

You know they're targeting normies and women now, right?

Yes

Most women today are simply not ride or die, they are just hoes

REEEE WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE NOODLE ARMS LIKE ME. UNREALISTIC BODY STANDARDS!!!!!!!!

kinda sad his kid that he never raised manifested and eventually ending up like him but It was justifiable him beating the shit out of the as the cops kid due to him being a spoiled Guido faggot who hospitalized him earlier

Latinas like white men only, this is a documented fact

literally a fridge body

Is it just me or does the guy look a lot like Arthur Morgan?

Community outreach. Retard.

Why does she resemble Selena Gomez a bit? LOL

They're making fun of shit like rainbow flag logos for pride month, not DEI. But I'm sure Rockstar does shit like that themselves so this isn't le based

Migrate here

very unimpressive animation

act2cutscene.webm

Some mods are going to be interesting....

Me too

I really really really hope they play the romance angle completely straight with no betrayals or bad endings or cheating and they even have a happy ending. I can't remember a Triple A game that's had a non-subverted or deconstructed specific romance angle

If a girl looks like that as she's walking out of prison then she's very naturally pretty

I can't remember a Triple A game that's had a non-subverted or deconstructed specific romance angle

Cyberpunk 2077, The Star ending if you romance Panam.

whats in it for her you greasy fat fuck

You will fuck with random black men?

yeah what is up with this character?

Seething brown

ahh a very popular tale, white man dating a latina who ruins his life by corrupting him into a world of crime and drugs

I agree

No. He is just a straight male

God I love latinas