New trailer comes out

new trailer comes out

every thread is just shitting on it

Why is this board so shit? Doesn't anyone get excited about video games anymore?

wokeslop normalcore trailer comes out

Anon Babblechads shit on it

working as intended

what u talking about, the reactions are largely positive

Its just piratefags mad that they'll have to wait two years to possibly play it

I keep hearing that this game is woke but I haven't seen anything woke about it...

GTA is boring

It's GTA, literally who fucking cares. it's the video game equivalent of marvel movies and disney star wars.

At this point I think the accusations of woke are just troons and resetera fags falseflagging. GTA6 looks great, Jason is a total Chad, Lucia is hot as fuck. And if it's not falseflagging, then they just have shit taste.

Doesn't anyone get excited about video games anymore?

I haven't felt "excited" about a game since RE3 remake and that wasn't a bitter disappointment so never again

No thats cod and fifa

Where's the fucking gameplay? Already have the PS5 Pro and this press release sucks dick.

What are you talking about? Yeah there are people ragging on it but I've seen plenty of people talking about

the scope of the game

Lucia

wanting to get fucked by Jason

it's not on PC so of course it's all shitposting

ok, tendie

wanting to get fucked by Jason

when did this board turn gay?

Furfriends infesting the board

that's exactly what's happening here

cod

you're an out of touch retard, people don't give a fuck about call of duty anymore.

Not on PC and not on Nintendo Phisher Price 2 toy so you can see why this board is buttblasted

What the fuck are you talking about? All I'm seeing about this game on Anon Babble is overwhelmingly positive from people gooning and lust over new jacked Jason, LATINA PUSSY and Lucia's big booty, and white boy summer.

I feel like you're lying OP and tying to paint a different narrative because you WISH people were shitting on this game. Either a white roastoid or a seething shitskin.

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heterosexual relationship

woke

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All ban-evaders are fags who submit dick pics to a fat-hairy-man loving faggot in exchange for ban evasion tools.

BLOPS6 was the biggest game of 2024

EA FC 2025 underperformed

You get your gaming taste from streamers?

Tendies mad

wokeslop

Fucking hell you zoomers are absolute idiots.

it's WOKE!

"how?"

it...IT JUST IS, OKAY?!

not on pc
and really once u played a GTA u played em all
they're glorified story games with some light third person shooting and driving
a good 50% of the game is ur time gone in just driving to places
nothing worth $100 for no matter how pretty the graphics are

NO

GAMEPLAY

Why do they need to show gameplay? We already know what the gameplay will look like. It will be identical to the gameplay that GTA has had for the last 20 years.

t. angry SAARS

Cool, now tell me how the game is woke.

Clearly you don't care about GTA, ok

suddenly

it's just dedicated spammers making anti GTA threads every day

ask how game is woke

question not answered, instead get called indian

???

This will be the greatest video game of all time.

shill multi trillion dollar company for free

not indian

???

Doesn't reveal anything we didn't already know.

Doesn't show gameplay

It's all just cutscenes.

Why do people hate this trailer?

This trailer was 100% cobbled together in a few days by a PR team to take conversation away from the delay.

Anon Babble

chads

Anon half this board is poorfag monkeys that play gacha shit

ask how game is woke

get accused of shilling company

Are you gonna answer the question or what?

You only hate it because it’s not a black man with a white woman.

I hate it because the fmc is ugly as shit
there's plenty of good looking latinas but they intentionally decided to make her as ugly as possible

Discord well poisoners

Anon Babble is addicted to chasing that tortanic high

Bloomberg: Rockstar Games Cleaned Up Its Frat-Boy Culture — and Grand Theft Auto, Too

Doesn't show gameplay

Why people are saying the game is woke????

t. tendie

It was a pretty mid trailer, not as exciting as the first one.

Because each GTA thread kills another shitpost thread.

Hey I remember this game from 25 years ago!

Was made to appreciate shareholder value

They’re mad about white protagonist being changed into a white chad that gets hit on by women of all races.

don't worry. kanye will deliver the goods

why would anyone care after how gta 5 turned out?

It'll probably disappoint me in some fundamental way. Despite finding the story of gta v boring, I still liked it initially, so I would have been excited for this one. But, Rockstar/Take Two made it clear they were only focusing on multiplayer in GTA V at the expense of their single player experience, and when they started removing shit from the game and limiting freedom in RDR, because of the sensitivities of others; old Rockstart would never have done that, all they cared about was a good game, so they writing is on the wall in a way.

Unfortunately normalfags only care about pretty graphics

Children and man children care a lot.

I am, if you look at the leaks from when this shithole got hacked you can see that most posts come from a small group of schizophrenic faggots.

WHY WON'T YOU LIKE SLOPPPPPPPPPP

nigga kill yourself

facts
retarded

i care
have you tried not being a hipster and keeping your retarded opinions to yourself

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What's slop about the most detailed game ever created?

MY NIGGA BOOBIE

HAHAHA you sound like a bug keep it up tho it makes me laugh when i see threads like this

"Tranny" has started to lose its luster so now everything I don't like is either woke or slop. Wokeslop if you can't choose just one.

this asscheek has a gazillion polygons, that means it's good!

This board gets more retarded by the year.

GTA focusing on what everyone agrees is the worst mechanic, dating

GTA no longer satirizing misogyny but instead glorifying criminals

GTA where every single shred of talent has quit Rockstar and has been replaced by women

You're delusional if you think this has any hope of being good. Actually koo-koo la-la crazy bonkers insane.

I have Anon Babble schizo spammer fatigue

Why do I get the feeling it'll be like RDR2 again?

Game is hyped up to hell and back

Game releases

Nowhere near as good as the previous game and people stop caring about it

This is infinitely better than what Anon Babble was like during GTA V's hype. How many of you faggots were even here for that shit?

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Women are not violent criminals.
Our prisons are not overflowing with women.

Forcing people to play as one in GTA is as sloppy as it gets.

Women are not violent criminals.

wrong

Half the trailer is just "Look at this WMLF couple!"

hot people in games are legal again

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I´ve never cared about GTA and i´m not about to start now. I do like RDR and L.A NOIRE though. I just don´t see the appeal of the GTA setting.

The whole site is filled by tourists that somehow believe they always belonged here because "haha swastika funny xd" but that is all their mind and personality so they shit about everything and try to derail every thread on every board to the one thing they can barely talk.

"but Anon Babble has always been dogshit!"

maybe, but it was another, less shitty flavor of dogshit and the other bards were not as shit as they're now

GTA has always been pretty fucking overrated garbage

Drive somewhere

Shoot things

But so realistic!!

that's literally it
play Sleeping Dogs

why aren't you getting excited chud?

I'm excited for the new fromsoftware games.

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the haters are comprised of zoomer chuds who are butthurt over black people and midwits that watch hour long youtube essays whining over the rockstar mission formula

very drone like npc behavior

racemixing is not woke because... because it's not mkay

white chad gets a thick latina gf

this is bad because

go back, Anon Babblecel

milennial here, every GTA after san adreas sucked and both RDR games are shit. Bully is their best game.

cope seethe dilate

Because you're racemixing, retard.

RDR2 is like top 5 highest selling games of all time and people still think it's the most technically impressive game out today. It looks better than most game that come out since it's release

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Excited about a miletoqsue trailer about a not Claude and Catalina with little conflict or stake.

GTA trailers have been getting worse since online and this is just your typical millenial editing.

I feel Rockstar has regressed in every way since GTA 4, so far we haven't seen anything that says anything different about 6. Trailers look good, graphics great, no gameplay, nothing on mission design or all of the stuff that matters.

ive been checked out on GTA since 4. the hype it still gets is a mystery to me.

attractive man

attractive woman

in a healthy heterosexual relationship

Wokies are fuming right now. This game would not be possible under a Democrat ruled USA.

Lucia is hot

Did you miss the COVID April Fools Day?
If not you'd know Anon Babble is slutboy central. It was really embarrassing.

More the equivalent of some jewish dude weed "comedy".

Then you don't belong. Simple as. Go back.

when

From it's inception, newfag.

he looks like Jim Caviezel

that's all I have to say about that

Trailers comes out

#1 Trending.

9 hours later.

Almost 40 million views.

The most anticipated game of the decade.

it's gonna flop because it's le woke though tranny and nobody cares about gta anymore

right right

i bet the OP is pirat_nation posting this to post on his twitter account

REEEEEEEEE WOKE GARBAGE RACE MIXING

Takes Place in Vice City, a fictional Miami

Looks at Miami Demographics

OH NO CHUD SISTERS ARE WE THE DEIs NOW???

Because it was shit, retard.

Miami wouldn't exist if not for the ingenuity of whites

half of pol are mexicans you retard

When the game breaks records on release I look forward to the cope on Anon Babble and the switchup where they say the game was actually redpilled all along when it has a random throwaway joke/character/billboard shitting on liberals and homosexuals like convert to being le based conquistador posters to hide their shame.
They might as well just give up trying to doompost GTA of all things, it's like pretending that gacha doesn't print money

Sure, and it wouldn't be the cultural hotspot it is without its Latinos.

COD is bigger now than it was in the period people think of as its heyday

As a whole Anon Babble is moderate/"I just wanna grill". The extreme left and right are very, very loud but at the end of the day I don't think most anons really care.

70% latino

holy fuck wtf

Because it looks like shit, modern shit.
GTA4 is the last good GTA.

What are you talking about? The fact that they shoe horned a white guy into an interracial relationship when it makes infinitely more sense to have a Latino guy is the fucking problem.

Does it? Latinas like white boys

If they did that you'd still call it woke because no white protagonist.

The GTA series ended over 10 years ago as Rockstar became Take 2's slave and did nothing but milk children with shark cards instead of releasing new games.
All the actual talent is long gone from the company, too, their last actual work being RDR2.
Anyone who actually cares about GTA6 (and isn't just one of the paid shills that undoubtedly exist) isn't just a retard, they're part of the cancer that strangled video games a medium.

Anon. Please don't tell me you actually think that's true.

let me explain why a game i've never played sucks

'ok'

Instead of being GTA Florida, they cut Tampa and Orlando to put in generic "hurrr rednecks XDDDD" slop.

Florida is NOT the south

when it makes infinitely more sense

Huh? Anon people racemix, what do you mean it doesn't make sense? The most common racemixing pairings are white/latina, white/asian, and black/white. You can say you don't like it, but you can't claim it doesn't make sense.

Most couples aren't interracial though and race mixing is bad if you don't plan on having 12 kids and don't want to go extinct. The devs have a lot of pain in store for themselves in the future.

Kill yourself marketer

I played 5 when it came out and dropped Online not long after release when its nature became clear to me.
If you fell hard enough for that microtransaction scam to feel attachment to it and the brand, then you have no right to speak.

what is to be excited about gta? console exclusive gta at that

maybe the online if they ever fix it, that god forsaken lobby lol

from what race are burgers again?

At this point gta 6 is more of a pop culture event than a video game. People will buy it just to be a part of that. The hype has been building up for a decade now and we're finally almost there. I'm sure a lot of people are going to take the day off, hell maybe the entire week.

who cares about online

it's good and bad because if the game is shit, this could be the game that smears rockstar's name. This amount of hype is a double-edged sword

literally millions of ppl
if anything there are more ppl waiting for the online than the base game

Litterally only normalfags (casuals) and the blacks are excited for woke theft auto. This is a normalfag game nigga. Blacks and normalfags use GTA online for fucking role playing lmao.

more fool them, gta is all about story mode. hope gta keep extorting zoomers for billions per year so they can keep producing infinite budget games

didn't even know a trailer released...

I think you're overestimating how many people really care.
At this point the name is basically a relic of the 00s.

I played every single Rockstar game including the Lemmings when they were still DMA. It's literally over for them without their core talents

Anon Babble is one of the oldest boards on the fucking website, and Marty and Vidya Husbando threads were core parts of the culture for years.

The biggest barrier to a lot of people playing it is that it's gonna cost like 120 dollars base or some bullshit.

the thing got 36 million views in less than a day, are you retarded?

Pretty much every anti-woke grifter out there.

You're an out of touch boomer. No shame in admitting it, I don't really care about GTA6 either but you're making the mistake of conflating your personal disinterest in it with the opinion of the masses. It's like pretending that they didn't make billions off GTA Online just because you don't WANT to believe it

Some games like Concord or Veilguard are legitimately woke trash and should be called out as such. Anyone calling this game "woke" is either trolling or an actual retard who either doesn't know what "woke" means or thinks literally everything is "woke".

Stop projecting, retard. Of course this slop is going to sell. So what? Capeshit sells too.

That's only one part of miami dog, there's way more than 440,000 people living there

That's beyond the point.
People sould say "I don't care if it's woke" instead of "it's not woke".

lmao fuck off nigger. Tell that to the tortanicfags who are raindancing themselves into cope

show no gameplay

huh why are people here not hyped for it?

nigga...

because I played GTAV and it sucked

Again, projecting.

Cite your source? All the sources I look at say Miami has a population around that size.

Imagine bragging about a mega-corporation making billions. From a entertainment product you had no hand in making. It honestly feels great to know that subhumans like this anon exists. Makes everyone else who's normal feel better when they're having a bad. Knowing there's a "human" even more pathetic than them really brings up the mood. Let me guess, you're atheist too, aren't you? They're 98% of the time the "people" who brag about the profits and successes of Corporate entities, majority because they form emotional-attachments to them.

huh what u mean

Only non whites are seething about this. Everyone else is cool with it

I suppose you also beat on the window and tell the kids to get off your lawn

woke woke woke woke slop slop slop slop

This board really needs to learn some new words.

read four words and realized this was commie cope

Just be happy they learned some new words besides "tranny".

GIVE ME ATTENTION DAMMIT I ALREADY REPLIED TO YOU TWICE

It shows how far Anon Babble has fallen. At least calling people faggot redditors was entrenched in some meme ecosystem 15 years ago. Nowadays we're just downstream from normalfag twitter

That's the metropolitan area not the city of Miami. GTA 6 takes place in Vice city not Vice Metropolitan area

go woke go broke kek

Not liking race-mixing isn't "extreme right". It's normal. You might not understand that since you're likely defective and hate your own race. You're probably White seeing as they're unfortunately one of the main ones these days who hate their own race and actively work against it.

Yep, R* knows their audience, people who want their games to be movies/unskippable walking sections and have as easy and shallow mechanics as possible. It's gonna be the same shit as their last three games with no innovation besides graphics and autistic attention to detail to things that have no bearing on gameplay.

There's a lot of Latinos, their representation of that area is accurate. We can try to stretch definitions or whatever, but the facts are they did an accurate portrayal and that makes some people upset. The irony is that they're basically asking for DEI.

i've been here for 15 years suck my cock fagget

ledditor pedo homos invaded same time as Trump election

Not liking race-mixing isn't "extreme right". It's normal.

People do it all the time. Even a lot of people that claim to be anti-race-mixing still think it's "based" to fuck another race's women. Swearing off of it completely in your way IS the extreme position.

GTA

new gameplay

Holy fuck gameplay niggers are so fucking retarded. Literal bottom 1% of the bell curve tier retards. It's fucking GTA. The gameplay will be shooting pedestrians and driving cars like the previous 15 GTA games.

DUHH BUT DUH GAMEPLY DOE? WHER DUH GEMPLEY??? NOGAMEPLS??

Go look at a fucking GTA4 lets play to see the gameplay you fucking troglodyte

I never liked GTA, and I played most of them

never ask a nord what race his wife us

It's really about framing it for these people. If you frame it as conquering they're all for it since it places them in the position of dominance. If you frame it as race mixing it allows for them insert as a person helpless to some greater agenda. Which highlights the core of the entire thing. It all stems from insecurity and fear about their identity.

Exactly what do I have to be excited for? I didn't like GTAV and this looks more like GTAV.
I know at least one person in Rockhouse wants to write a decent story but 5 wasn't great while RDR2 was alright. Don't really know what to expect from this but I'm not expecting a lot.
4 and SA were my favorites.

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It was all in game graphics anon

quit trying to gaslight. this game looks sick, we have a straight white male protagonist. and we're getting uncensored full penetration sex minigames with our latina gf

woke is anything not overtly white supremacist.

Go back

I shit on any game that gets astroturfed on Anon Babble regardless of whether it interests me. I'm more than happy to stop when Rockstar does.

It's not a matter of time, it's a matter of mindset.

astroturfed

You don't know what this buzzword means

what's to be excited for? it doesn't add anything 5 didn't have and it's gotten massively delayed and costs $100+ enormous MTX. It's the epitomy of slop.

>new trailer comes out

>every thread is just shitting on it

Why is this board so shit? Doesn't anyone get excited about video games anymore?

You never played San Andreas. You played GTA5 for the past 14 years. What made rockstar a good company no longer exists. This game is going to be fucking marvel quips and shitty shooting and driving as seen in GTA5 and RDR2 trying it's hardest to suck of neil drukkman levels of faggot ass writing. If you're excited for this shit I genuinely hope we face a new gaming bubble pop very soon so people like you can go latch onto some other hobby. In fact Nintendo can you raise the price another 400 dollars? Orange man quadruple the tariffs and make faggots like OP pay for it.

People murder and rape all the time.

Promoting miscgenation is subversive. It's not rocket science.

I know perfectly well what it means and I'm using it correctly. Prove me wrong.

As an asian anon I’m just sad that the only protagonist we got is this goofy dude in an otherwise forgettable DS game.

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I can only relate to people who look like me

I fucking hate you

I would like to bring attention to this thread where a shill is dumping his press kit

surely nobody wants to talk about the biggest video game release ever, it must be entirely manufactured by marketers.

Dunno what you're talking about, I'm just pointing out an obvious shill thread.

literally the same skin color

race mixing

Weak bait.

It's "miscegenation" you fuck-wit, and I repeat, go back.

It’s not about relatability, but racial messaging. When we asian men are seen as weak and effeminate because the media constantly portrays us as such, it would help if a massive video game franchise like GTA could portray us as otherwise.

inb4 hurr durr youre a manlet dicklet chinkfag

I’m 6’2 with 6”

If you need to rely on media to not show you as weak an effeminate, then you are weak and effeminate.

It has nothing new.

Grow up

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You're the one who doesn't belong.

MUH GAMEPLAY

It's gonna be the same gameplay since GTA 3 but with a few new things you can do.

It looks like it might have fishing! I am not gonna do crimes, I am gonna go hunting and fishing to provide for Lucia

if you don't think there's a difference in gta 4 and gta 5's gameplay you're blind

why are you indian?

Another GTAVI shill thread

Kill yourself

That's the whole problem retard

when 1% of players have the achievement for completing the third mission and GTA5 online still has however many faggots roleplaying on it 3 months after release I will think about your post and have a sensible chuckle. then when it goes on gamepass i will kek heartily

It is guaranteed to sell a gorillian copies, even if it fucking sucks.

there's not a doubt in my mind but Anon Babble is shitting on it because it's going to be a shit game not worth playing. mcdonalds sells morbillions of burgers every second but I wouldn't go out of my way for one.

Anon Babble hates everything but still secretly eats big macs every day.
If it is a 100% copy/paste of GTA5 with better graphics, it will be fun. And you KNOW they are putting 90% of their dev power into the online, so they can print money.

friendly reminder that Anon Babble exists and often have threads about popular game series up to and including gta, elder scrolls, gachashit, cyberpunk (i started that one, very proud of myself) and iunno i havent been there in a while probably runescape and ai dungeon 3?

there were daily threads on here for RDR2 for *years* as a pc fag i was completely spoiled but i didn't really care cause i only just beat it like 2 years ago. it's quality, shame no VR though just like 6.

I can't imagine what boundaries they can push. Rockstar cucked out by removing tranny jokes in 5. There's no chance it will be funny. 5 is good and all but it's a 10 year old corpse suspended by the beast that is GTAO. Plus these two love birds are just going to fuck and one will die because Rockstar ran out of ideas.

Multi protagonist GTAs are gay and it looks like Lucia is a Mary Sue. I don't have enough faith in RockStar that all the lovey dovey hand holding shit is just bait and setup for a proper story.

i still think that was a isolated issue, around that time GTAO was at its worse also and pozzed shit was running rampant
I'm assuming by now that rot has been purified and 6 is looking great so far.
It also probably helped the metric fuck ton of data they obtained buying out five m and seeing what 200k+ players like playing as and doing, all of the female models in 6 literally look like the modded MP females every e-thot uses on five m servers. thicc with huge rears

Nice bait retard hope u die of aids tomorrow

Anon Babble is a namefag, clique cesspool that I will never have any part of

It's kinda funny how Jason looped back to what he was before.

fpbp

How dare you talk about an upcoming game

Fpbp

can't believe that was a fucking GTA VI trailer
it felt like some cheap hacked together "trailer" for a literally-who netflix show
not to mention the animations look like shit and the woman looks like a troon

this is a retarded blind man

wew