The webm that broke me

Nope, its literally impossible, 60% of young men are single. There was a guy that asked out 30 girls in 1 min and got rejected by all, one of them even pretended to be lesbian.

Yeah, girls can usually sense when a guy is going to troon out and suck some dicks.
They tend to reject guys when they know the guy doesn't really like girls.

yet people will still say this isn't real time

cat

you know that apartment reeks

Why not? Just get on like a dating app or something..

30 girls in 1 min

maybe hed have better luck if he put more than 2 seconds of effort into asking someone out

I've been chasing this high since I was 18 and broke up with my gf. I'm now 34 and can't find a girl like that ever again. All women care about in a man after college is social status. Only teens can experience true love.
Just give up.

Its not hard to get a girlfriend but it is hard to get a girlfriend you can be proud of getting.

was her ass always that wide?

yet they cant sense when jamal is going to leave them with 2 black eyes and a kid to raise

yeah in the gameplay leak from years ago her ass was already pretty big

salty milk and coins
bags of sand

ldc = latina defense crew?

I feel this everyday. You should seriously try harder on getting a gf

Smoking makes any girl an instant 0/10 no matter how hot she is.

Sorry incelbros, but honestly it feels amazing. Not having someone that loves you must be really shitty. Go outside

This. Smoking is fucking disgusting.
Some people have no idea.

a woman who loves her man

i hope they don't ruin it

I haven't seen the trailer, but that looks really cute and I like it a lot. If the game was about a loving couple I would pre order it, but the first trailer was all about disgusting american shit, so I don't know.

that high vis jacket

Garbage collecting mini game?

holy fuck leave you're you incel freaks if I can pull bitches and make them love me YOU CAN

What guy? He sounds fat and gay.

I don't know his name, but this is him.

I haven't gone out of the house in a year
how am I supposed to get a gf

It's zoomers. Zoomer males have it the worst of any generation. is probably just a millennial who doesn't have to deal with modern dating at its worst.

The only way it makes sense is if you imagine they slipped out of her hand perfectly just as she was throwing them.

Mocap is talentless and soulless.

Have you tried showering and getting a haircut?

a year

look at this normalfaggot casual

Some dumb or smug shit took "getting a 'yes' is a numbers game" to its literal extreme.

It is a numbers game at its base overall, but you still need to put a little effort in at the very least. One thing I genuinely feel sympathy for zoomers, and younger, are the social media clout-chaser whores who will publicly shame a person on their social media for taking a shot, especially if they make up some bullshit story along with it that only a mouth breather would believe (i.e. about half the people on Earth); that shit is a cruel hurdle for someone with social anxiety to overcome, and something a lot of older people do not understand (myself included, until somewhat recently) that happens until you see many cases of it.

It's hard to find the perfect dommy mommy like this beautiful girl

She's on probation.
You probably do it once for a main story mission and that's it.

What does your home smell like as a brown person? Can't be worse than a cat.

Nta but cat shit and piss reeks, even worse than dogs or rats

talk to girl

she gives me fuck off signals

repeat 20x

What now

repeat until success

34 years old

Never had a gf

Never experienced intimacy and a woman who loves me

This makes me feel like its too late and I should kill myself

Leaving the house doesn't get you a gf either so I have no advice for you, sorry bro.

why would I do that when I don't go outside

Why do you failed normalfags keep shitting up the website with your dogshit. No one fucking cares. Stop acting like a bunch of pussy ass simps and kill yourself already.

Just fuck a teen, retard.

hi point came out with an ar15 before gta 6; and somehow the hi point will be less trash than this game will be

I too, will never own my own house.

WHAT?!

a couple of ex-convicts with low wage jobs

living in a house like that

Yeah sure.

You shouldn't think about it at this point.

he was skinnier in the leaks, he looks fat here. i prefer it when he was skinnier

Jason isn't an ex-convict. He's ex-military and it seems he has some line of work that isn't that bad.

He sells drugs for the old boomer do you not have a fucking brain and functioning eyes?
Did we watch the same trailer?

Shop for a gf at Chick-fil-A

warm, fuzzy

throwing keys onto a glass table with a glass bowl

low IQ woman

I will not buy this game

saying "low IQ woman" is exactly the same as saying "woman"

there are high IQ women and they wouldn't do that
they're still women though

it's not hard get a gf, it's hard to get a good gf

First person mode will drive many to suicide

You could always....become the gf

they like that

All women care about in a man after college is social status

If a woman is only interested in your money/status, its because those are the only things you can provide.

Mine is kind of autistic she kept destroying her outlet adapters/charging blocks for phones because she would keep unplugging it frequently. I got her to switch to a surge protector where she can just turn off each individual thing off. She's just as meticulous about turning those off frequently.

I've only long termed dated girls I've felt were probably smarter than me. I'm a fucking retard and somehow pull PhD students and department heads.

Man if there's a weight system and you can make her a little slimmer, I'll probably fall in love for real.

I'm 40 and have never touched a woman. No point in thinking about it, I was simply priced out from the beginning.

I've never even been on a date with a girl and I'm 27

the first trailer was all about disgusting american shit

EVERY Gta is about that. The writers are scottish dudes shitting on american culture

unsolicited response but hbomberguy said in their Deus Ex Human Revolution review that games where too much happens in cutscenes kind of drive the player away from caring what story happens in them. If its outside of the players control, then it "thats cutscene Jensen's problem" and i thought that was a good observation.

It's pretty good , makes you feel like you're really home and can relax even if there's some bullshit going on in life. That cutesy phase doesn't last forever though

I didn't really like it honestly, I'm a genuine volcel. Boobs are very nice though.

I feel the opposite i can kind of tune out dialouge that's happening while walking or driving around unless the character is fun. I can only ever remember packy and Brucie from gta iv because they had fun dialogue. Don't remember any side characters from v other than Lamar.

There's probably a proper balance. Introductions to characters definitely need to be a cut scene.

I really don't believe there are willingly 30 yr old virgins unless they have some deformation or are closeted gays

You think you want her slimmer, but then you touch a real woman like that and you realise you don't

If you don't go to church, and work a male dominated field. Meeting women is pretty hard. After traveling a bit internationally, I really feel like American women are way too picky, you need be part of their clique to really have a shot.

You are like a emotionally dependent puppy. You WILL kill yourself at some point. Love yourself first

prefer to stay inside and play video games since the 90s

it's now 2025

now what

have gf

want second gf

Life really aint fair, I've come to realise

And I really don't believe some of you realize what website you're posting statements like this.

I have no idea how guys can do this. Women have a 6th sense you're talking around. Then each one will want to talk or text you a frequent amount a day.

Knew one dude who would be talking to like 6 girls at a time. He was on the phone like 3 hours a day. Sometimes I lie about when I'm off just so I can have a day to myself.

He has different builds throughout the two trailers. I think they brought back the architect feature from San Andreas and RDR2.

I've been cheating on my gf for over a year and she has no idea, or at least I don't think so. It doesn't feel great and I don't know what to do.

I like how thicc they look here
looks like body deformation is in

also do you think the console changes depending what platform the game is running on? that console looks too close to a playstation and it was running on a playstation

what a faggot, i am 28 and i feel nothing anymore. By 34 you should be a stone not some crying baby

i want a boifren who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me :3

I find it hilarious that people lament they can't have a gf/bf. Yes, keep whining on this forum, it will make things better lol

If you don't go to church

I don't know about you but churches where i live are filled with 40+ married women.
Modern girls just aren't into religion that isn't new age bullshit

Literally why cheat, just dump her

60% of young men are also pathetic as fuck its actually sad

not him, but I made it 26 years on this planet without a gf, perfectly fine and happy
I think I'll be alright on the off chance this relationship doesn't work out and I never get another one
pretty slim odds on that however

"your" gf ate out her ex bf's ass and now you kiss that

Think about this: cumming feels awesome, but when you're done cumming you kinda don't want to cum anymore or even think about porn at all. Cuddling/romance is similar. It's awesome, but you can't just sit there cuddling for 12 hours. Your brain will eventually say "alright I wanna go play vidya now". People treat sex and romance as the be all end all, it's just another desire like pooping, jacking off, entertainment, eating etc. Once you acquire romance, it's just another one of those and loses its luster. You eventually end up thinking to yourself once the honeymoon phase is over: "Hmm, there's nothing wrong with her but I kinda wanna just be alone for a few days". The honeymoon phase only ends with that girl because your brain is used to her which is why it feels good hopping to another girl, just like you can't just play one game forever and you want to move on to the next one. It's not some secret, sex and romance is literally just entertainment.
Raising children releases parental chemicals in your brain that make you stop thinking about romance and sex as often, so that's why you're a shitty person when you cheat after having a kid. It means your desire to fuck around is stronger than the parental desire your chemicals just injected you with.

me, I want to play vidya while cuddling and not talking

That's why relationships fail. I want to keep cuddling, I really do, but I also wanna play vidya you know. But she won't like that, and after months and months of "man I wanna play vidya but I know she won't want to be with me when I do" you eventually begin to stop caring about her as much.

bro will never get the opportunity to wear a hi vis vest cause he's neet

Based and sissypilled. The best thing about guys too is they will appreciate you and they wont nag you incessantly. Not only that but if cooming is your scene a sissyfu literally has a male sex drive.

I'm 36 and got back with my high school love from when I was 15-21. Living together in a nice house now. It can happen.

not if you spend all your time shitposting

The fuck is going on with those keys?

over 365 days of seething and bait to come!

Am I cynical or does it seem basically preordained that she'll end up cheating on him at some point through the story?

Just from the type of story it is, feels absolutely guaranteed to me. Which makes it hard to invest in this at all.

what's the problem? that's how real keys behave

We got suicidal thoughts before GTA VI skull skull skull

1000% a you problem. Didn't even cross my mind.
I think the story will be something like she's making him worse and the moral conflict will be between what IS a good, strong relationship, vs what she's doing to Brodude-protag as a person

Honestly I'll sooner buy him cheating on her.

old hags

It'll probably have another 3 choice ending where you pick Jason or whatever her name is or have them both survive or not land back in jail. I'd be surprised if rockstar still allows fucking prostitutes.

Where can I find a devoted Latina qt gf like Lucia?

The animations look so stiff and bad, game is in development for over a decade now lmao

You gotta look like this.

That's unironically mo-cap enabled. You're just a miserable fucktard who decided to hate on the trailer before you even watched it.

Experience this instead

looks awful

just be a white boy
that's it