Congrats to cumtown alumnus Stavros Halkias for securing a role in Grand Theft Auto VI
Congrats to cumtown alumnus Stavros Halkias for securing a role in Grand Theft Auto VI
wasn't that master shake?
I thought it was Jack Black.
Mullenbros...
or this fat fuck
stav is rubbing shoulders with hollywood celebrities and has his own comedy specials
adam is building his own media empire and has a rich dad to fall on if he ever fucks up
nick is most likely killing himself or living in a garage with rats that he pays $1500 a month for
Cumtown
I tried listening to these kikes and I didn't find them funny, do I have to be a J*w to get it?
shitskin spotted
and yet nick is still the only one that's funny
I have to be a shitskin to not enjoy safe edgy humor kikes who pretend to be cool and subversive but would never be racist or say nigger, right.
Nick is too much of a pussy of actually putting himself out there unlike stav.
Cumtown completionist here, Nick and Adam have both said nigger on mic
Is that spic Jack Black?
It's time to accept that inventive ways of almost saying the n word is funnier than merely saying it
im gay
go ahead derek
It's Bobby Moynihan
I can hear it
EGREGIOUS
OUTRAGEOUS
RIDICULOUS
LUDICROUS
Looks like Dick and Vito finally FUCKED
Godlike bit.
speak a lil chinese for em derek
It's always been "safe edgy" to be a antisemitic white supremacist. They only fail upward to work at DOGE or shitty conservative podcasts where they advertise penis enlargement pills or Trump gold every five minutes. Twitter pays you money for being an open nazi who uses every slur now. Elon did two nazi salutes and the ADL protected him because he also supported Israel, you are not rebellious in the slightest.
It's actually edgy or rebellious is to be a leftist or progressive. They're the ones who actually get assassinated, impoverished, lynched, fired, expelled, deported, raided, or imprisoned in slave camps for their views. Nazis face none of that, but think they are because they huge babies who get criticized online once.
Maddox won
And we're back... with the Westminster Retard Show
I've started listening to it recently. Any crucial lore that I should know?
gta npc hits you with the thousand island stare
how do you respond without sounding mad?
BLUE CHEW DOT COM
adam dodged a bullet
Nick gets pixar money
Sorry man this is my first rodeo
A cupcake and a candy bar
Bill Maher the BLEEP guy
"Tony, this... woman you're seeing is she a... child?"
I said the same exact thing. this pic doesn't make it look like him tho
They said it pretty freely in early episodes and for the rest of the show, one of Nick's favorite gags was spelling it or finding ways to sneak saying it. There's one near the end where he imagines a substitute teacher struggling to say the name Stephanie Garfield and he dwells on it for like 3 minutes while Stav attempts to move on
Does Stave have a Ruto tattoo irl?
So get this, the fans ar-
*gay jew voice* I hate those guys they're so mean to me
Would you let me finish? Jesus, Adam. Anyway, where was I?*sniffs coke* Oh right, Hey Stav, you've seen that new GTA trailer?
Hahahahahahahaha, what? There's a new GTA? Hahahahahahaha
Yeah some of the fans are saying one of the characters look like you
Dude, no hahahahahahahaha
*gay jew voice* deadass, he kinda looks like you though
Dude no way hahahahahaa mydickissmall hahahahahaha *gets a netflix comedy special*
Nothing they don't admit themselves. One of the relatable things about them is they're extremely upfront about what shitty guys they are and the stupid things they spent money on once the patreon took off. The only one a little guarded is Adam, but Nick alludes to Adam's transgressions and personal troubles for him.
deadass gripped a Yankees fitted
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT THE CALENDAR BOY?
bet on when GTA6 will come out at beatmeoffguys.com
Adam is actually a dust eating ladybug
Ian is the best guest
Nick should stop trying to be cool and just stream some games. He clearly loves playing video games.
I still don't know what they were thinking with that finale
be nick
jacked
handsome
rich
established comedian
what does he have to be depressed about?
Which episode was this? It’s been ages since I watched Cum Town.
I stopped watching Dick months ago after I realized it’s all just e-celeb drama. When’s super killer Vito?
like every other recovered alcoholic he's utterly joyless but doesn't have religion or some other personality transformation to mask it
Adam is a sniveling Jewish stereotype and Stavros is actually one of those “cow says moo” See and Say toys.
I'm 99% sure it was yeah
Reminder Nick Mullen auditioned for a voice role in Red Dead 2 but was deemed too short, not even joking
more like 5 AM
bong hit transplant
uhhh Chinese people
That’s definitely Dana Snyder (Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force). The VA, anyway.
he's short
That song in the trailer is from Spaceballs.
Twitter pays you money for being an open nazi who uses every slur now. Elon did two nazi salutes and the ADL protected him because he also supported Israel, you are not rebellious in the slightest.
Pretty much this. The "TND gas kikes race war now" crowd are completely disenfranchised from power, they're tacitly allowed to exist on Elon's xitter because it provides plausible deniability for manufacturing consent for Israel's ethnic cleansing in Palestine, which is facilitated by actual power brokers with government and oligarch support, not Anon Babbletards.
Holy fuck, did Anon Babble transform into Reddit after it came back?
It's fucking Bobby Moynihan from SNL.
Cumtown radio show would've been great
nowhere near fat enough
That's not nearly fucking fat enough to be Stav
he needs to move back to chinatown and get in touch with his roots