This will sell our game

You can probably make Lucia that fat btw

Well he also has to be a homeowner and bring in 150k+ annually. That's the critical part

If you can dynamically make Jace and Lucia as fat as that then 6 is a 10/10, no matter what.

I mean, this is what real life florida is like. Gta 6 is abhorrent, yes, but that's also because real life florida is abhorrent. Imagine a whole state occupied by people who shop at walmart.

gays don't play video games

Anon Babble doesn't play video games

erm... Anon Babblesisters...

Imagine a whole state occupied by people who shop at walmart.

imagine a whole country

would plap...

Catalog broke from the gta posts lmao

SEXO WITH SLAMPIGS

Nah, plenty of great places in america. The irony is that the majority of them lean more liberal.

big if true

it's funny. fat people are funny.

Make dude fat

Make girl fit

I will now buy your game.

Americans are fat as fuck. So what's the problem?

I don't?

America...

That's how Americans look

This but the exact opposite

It’s always funny that third worlders are so inept that they have to keep copying each other’s sole joke, but then they pass it off like they’re the only one to tell it. Actual roach behavior.

I’ll never understand why men do that irl. Why would you want to be fit when you want some fat fuck as a girlfriend/wife?

fat people in my muttmerican game

Wtf this isn't realistic at all

Every group is represented.

Well hot dang, they're just like us!

Why am I so attracted to fat women bros?

That's the mud girl once she hit 25.

Never played gta games is it just a poor person simulator?

Yes, you don't. Faggot.
How about if you americans stop being fat? That way, nobody can joke about it and then everyone else can start mocking how your country is a genetic cesspool mixing british, nigger and spic genes or how you are slaves to jews and niggers.

Why do they actually look alike though

SOVL

The word attractive is really stupid. What’s it even describing. What’s hot describing? Stop being an NPC nigger. Handsome is a joke about hands and masturbating. Sexy is a joke about not sex. Just say good looking because it looks good.

I hope so. Slampigs ftw.

I dont know if literally splitting a melon on his head was the best idea, probably hurt a fuck ton

alright fuck it im going to give you rockstar the chance to prove me wrong
will this be a return to SA with the martial arts styles and the eating or throwing up to get fat skinny, and can actually pick up prostitutes this time and maybe fuck them like you planned before cucking out, or is this another DEI flop "subtly" aimed at all the kids you have playing V
?

take your time.

true americaner core right there blatant chud pandering

Based chubby chaser

What state do guys live in where this seems so outrageous? The rest of the website is freaking out over the trailer
Is everyone here really a thirdie?

Yes it will, it's florida simulator.
Endless aberrations to laugh at.

I'm sure that's intentional. That minor irrelevant character you see for one second received a lot of attention and Rockstar didn't like that. She's a white blonde presumably patriotic American woman, must make her fat and ugly, and probably a whore, drug addict, etc.

Going to laugh when the cope about fat Lucia is all fake. There’s no reason why rockstar would let you make her into a fat fuck. Sorry fatfags, GTA isn’t going to ever appeal to you freaks

bruh didn't play SA, fat CJ was peak comedy

they made her fat after seeing that she got fanart which is problematic

Hot

Shes looks like a fun time

lol yea rockstar are such prudes. thats why half the shots in the trailer are the female protags tits and ass

Why does this game have so much sex appeal? I was told by the last half decade of corporate advertisers that people want less sex in video games. Were they all wrong?

Fat people don’t have sex appeal though. Neither do old hags

now burgers can do the "looks just like me" meme too

I'm attracted to normal looking people, even fatties

Dolled up skeletons do absolutely nothing for me.

Skeletons don't have ass and tits.

my future GTAO2 character on the right

Me on the left

I don’t find skinny women hot, only fat and chubby chicks

Is it over for me? Will I be unable to find a GF because of this?

maybe im fucked but id choose this fat blonde girl over the protag

Whalers rejoice

Me and my wife look like this

Embrace the ways of architect and never look back.

Christ you're mind broken

It’s always funny that third worlders are so inept that they have to keep copying each other’s sole joke, but then they pass it off like they’re the only one to tell it. Actual roach behavior.

That game itself is making fun of America and it was made by an American studio. And it's mostly accurate depictions anyway. Don't blame foreigners for your own faults.

actually hot,
bulky hairy men is my fetish

VGH the prehistoric venus of america

Looks better than the latina.

Is it true America is the best place to live if you unironically get turned on by fat women?

Where did you get this GTA 6 gameplay???

This. These games are filled to the brim with shitskin women and shitskin proto-troons that operate exclusively on envy. Just imagine the glee seeping from the turdhuts that house their unclean brains over having "shown those white evil white people!"

post body

own faults

Fuck you mongrel. The deceived is not at fault. The deceiver and those that benefit are. That means you shitskin are to blame here

it's made by bongs who were so obsessed with America they moved here just so they could make a job out of critiquing us 24/7

She wears her fat really well. Nice big bangers, big arse, and minimal belly.

I feel bad for people into fat women. Imagine how much more you have to pay on food because your girlfriend is a fat fuck

Junk food is cheap.

Yep. Another day banging all the bitches making browns seethe lmao

the people who vote in their own best interests aren't Wal Mart shoppers killing themselves with soda

wow go figure

target audience: F O U N D

Would fatfags really pay for the game though?

in a real rpg you choose to be fat or lose weight. in aaa cinematic games it's too complicated to have fat sliders though. tech is progressing backwards to progress forward.

GTA 6 likely has weight and muscle gain mechanics though

It's satire they're just having fun with it

i'm gonna believe it when i see it. gta san andreas was the last real rpg gta.

Looks like something out of a Harmony Korine movie

you can see body morping differences throughout the trailers and screenshots

They very clearly and purposely showed off the morping between scenes and screenshots, also tons of different hair styles on lucia.

you just know that long neck wigga gives 10/10 dome

I look like this and I fuck chicks that look like this

I'd punch u in the mouth faggot

What changed between gta 5 and gta 6 to make the fat women go from being repulsive every single time to fatasses that fatfags would like?

It just did to me
Gives me hope for a weight gain slider

Still more relatable than a good looking guy flirting with a fat bitch

And they say America has no culture

I'm going to make her the strongfattest bitch on the planet
My god

You retarded mongoloids literally cannot go five seconds without thinking with your dick

Do you have something better to discuss? The culture war? Perhaps what overpriced console to purchase?

ameribros can self-insert now

Nothing. The fats shown in this trailer are repulsive. People are just hoping and coping it'll be different for the customizable adiposity of the foid player character.

calm down Ahmed

Is that the infamous shooter Samuel Hyde?

Nah. He's not even wearing the silly glasses. Can't be the Ghost of Kyiv.

white trash slam pigs

i'm sold

Florida is full of either full on obese people and/or skinny drug addicts so I'm not sure what's wrong with this depiction.

Eh, it's more of a criminal, gang member, mafia simultator. Go try one out zoomie.

It's safe horny (fully Americanized with blacks, fat people, and trashy culture everywhere)

Fatfags aren’t safe horny. That shit is repulsive to everyone

a big fat belly but damn look at the size of her tits

Are the niggos seething about having to play a white guy with the baddie Latina like they were for trailer 1?

Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
The industry has been captured by PR gremlins. These PR gremlins cultivate an unsustainable economy of lies: they sell problems, rent out solutions (marginally smaller problems) and deceive everyone -- shareholders, developers, customers and players. They don't care about the quality or reception of the product, they don't care about what you believe, love or hate and they don't care to convince you of anything. The more controversy, the better for them.

Their final goal however is to distract and placate you, while high finance (read: their owners, banksters) turns your passions and lifetime into vacuous commodities.

be PR gremlins

gaslight publisher into whipping developers into frenzy to create super-slop

gobble up the majority of the "development" budget, recommend hiring nepotists

proliferate more slop to e-grifting parasocialites to fan the flames; hype a product you know will fail miserably, gaslight customers and shareholders with predatory marketing

reinvest a fraction of your hyper-bloated budget and buy copies through subsidaries and at a discount to gaslight everyone some more, after padding stats shortterm refund to ruin them longterm

simultaneousely shill for and against the product to maximize controversy and thus traffic, engagement and demand of your service and that of your buisness partners, such as consultation rackets

eventually come out of it being the sole profiteer, blaming everyone else

In other words: if you're a shareholder of a publisher or developer studio instead of an investor to a marketing agency, then you are a barely functional lobotomite.

People into fat women need deported out of America

And here comes Farquaad again to shit up the threads for the next year

Contrary to popular belief, niggers prefer playing as whites in games. Why the fuck do you think they like Goku and Vegeta? They aren't japanese in the slightest when you look at them. They are clearly space aryans. Black people are jealous of whites, it's been this way since times of old.

The golden rule for fat girls is

Tits needs to be bigger as big as her belly

Wait isn't that Dylan Roof the 20-year-old white guy who killed a whole bunch of black people in a church?

Why would Farquaad gloat about a man fucking women? If you're going to obsess over Anon Babble schizos the least you could do is recognize them properly

luv me cows, ate sticks, simple as

HOOK ME UP

For me, i think it was him taking a squash shot to the kidney. That looked like it hurt.

it's pretty interesting how both men make me equally hard. they're so drastically different but i legit cant choose between which pit i want to sniff more

I want to milk him.

Nah we aren’t insecure like yts

Liberal white women will hate whitey and turn around and drip for this the second they see him on the street. I've seen it in real time. BBC posting is nothing but massive cope

This is more wholesome, because no racemixing.

I will personally be buying 2 copies

Literally all women are like this. Just look at Ilhan Omar and AOC crying about evil white men and then they go home to get white colonizer dick. Libs really fucked up when they were hammering in how powerful and wealthy and evil white men are all it did is make all these women like us more

is literally already present in rdr2

nta but I don't think they'll ever bring the weight gain system back

Disgust

Sex with Karamatsu

Best site for fatties fellow architect?>t. Has never harpooned a whale
Fat women are so much fun to fuck the life out of it’s unreal

game finally comes to pc

download Lucia larger breasts mod

download Lucia pregnancy mod

download Lucia lactation mod

It’s gaming time

This game is shockingly accurate to the Metropolitan south. From the tubby white guys to the wannabe rappers and drugs dealers.

Me on the left, but a bigger belly and tits.

It was in RDR2

I speak for some of us when we say, we stand with braphogs.

fatfags who actually prefer fat women may take over the world someday

That’s true nightmare fuel

Already happened. More than 85% of America weighs over 200lbs.

It’s being undone though. Those rates are dropping, fatfags don’t deserve anything

America is aesthetically KINO, so much action and energy. Kinda makes me want to legally or illegally immigrate when the right administration is in.

It makes me wanna buy it more

Non-Americans will finally realize America is a disgusting shithole 4th world country in basically every state but NYC, California, and Maine

in before some southern mutt in a mutt flyover whose entire existence relies on Northern Welfare to pay for their mutt states budget pretends the crime rate in NYC is worse than any of the major cities in Florida

Maine

Odd way of spelling Massachusetts. The Bay Colony shall rise again!

Is America really that good to live in if you like fat women?

Yes. There's not a single woman over the age of 16 who's under 180lbs.

Sorry New England bro was too lazy to type out New England so I used Maine as shorthand. Glory to the coastal elite and the woke masses.

The graphics improved.

If we could get New York to come with us, New England would be one of the strongest economies in the entire world. I support succession.

His image is the same as how Farquaad names his images, plus his posts are always mocking

succession

Fuck. *secession

Oh yeah, huh. I totally forgot about that.

Why didn't the trailer have gameplay?

They haven't gotten that far yet.

first time being around for a rockstar game hype train

Oh, to be underage again...

NYC and LA are both crime ridden shitholes with the most severe wealth disparity in the country and immense amounts of homeless, cope though.

OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE

hype train

How am I meant to be hyped without gameplay shown?

Some fat dude playing GTAVI

"Hell yeah! That's totally me, Bro!" *burp*

You shouldn't be hyped, you should be playing Fortnite and playing games appropriate for your age.

That’s just literally me if I tried though

not a mutilated penis in sight

Just like God intended

So they made her realistic

You're one based cunt anon

Why does this make eurofags seethe? Is fun really illegal in those muslim shitholes?

he says, as he urinates himself from laughing nonstop to a wojak edit

that fucking watermelon to the head

holy shit

its gta what fucking gameplay are you expecting thats any different from the last 5

Would. Navel sex.

it just feels right

what fucking gameplay are you expecting thats any different from the last 5

Nothing. But that's why they need to show me something new.

about 12 years ago I accepted I love BBWs and fucking fat cheeks. Big tits and a belly. I have blue eyes and dirty blonde as well, thin. I am sure I was psyopped into liking BBWs but it worked on me.

You got a single screenshot of a white haired woman in the game besides mud girl that isn't fat?

yup, thrown in the slammer if you have any fun (unless you're a refugee of course)

Unironically yes, it will.

You literally get put in prison in europoor land if you seethe online about browns - or is that britbong land

That man's skull must be fucking iron

You should stop. Being into that is disgusting

this game is way too American even for GTA's standards

Holy shit, absolutely would

iunno man america seems like fun, at least the boonies do

meat woman erotic

Will I ever be able to find a gf/wife if I don’t find women who aren’t chubby or fat hot?

Golly, I have 0 (zero) interest in gta6 $100 slop but I might think about it if they have chubby chicks

Originally it was going to be a multiplat, there's even a leaked PS3 Alpha out there for it.

the melon to the head is iconic and all but is that guy in the red pants getting his eyes splashed with lemon juice? wtf man..

Fat bros we have a chance.

You see the guy in the beanie lock on and then change targets from mr skeltal because he knew it'd kill him.

come home, Brosnan

Shirtless chad does it too, right before slamming a watermelon on fatty. They're all buds having fun, of course they're gonna restrain themselves to avoid serious long lasting harm.

Gears 1 gets rereleased for 4th time

Still no Gears 2 rerelease

I fucking hate Microsoft

This is surely someplace south of the Ohio River and east of the Mississippi.

Why is this fatfag thread still up?

He's literally me

Why not be attracted to skinny women? They are much hotter