WARNING!!!
UNSCHEDULED OFFBOARD ACTIVATION!!!
WARNING!!!
Com'traya!
Iris! Iris!!
GregTech: New Horizons reference?
Where we going?
GOOLD?
the actors had to bathe in a pool of mercury for this shot
I admire their dedication.
Wish we could go back to the days when Hollywood only cast attractive women.
pic unrelated?
kek I do love the practical effect though
I didn't have many SG pics on hand.
Why didn't aliens or whatever think of putting an iris on their stargate, are they stupid?
OH GOD! IT'S Anon Babbles JAV THREAD! EVERYONE RUN!
best ship
best tits
A tragedy that it failed.
because humans are always superior to ayyliums. Deal with it, Glorp.
GOOLD?
Isn't there a Stargate in the making?
Timekeepers?
All the girls were pretty decent too, I actually enjoyed S1 but it went to shit at S2.
That episode awakened something in me. I don't even remember how old I was.
I think that's Hathor, right? Holy sexo.
Only the first ever episode had full nudity (I guess to attract people) though
the incongruity of the SG-1 gate spinning its runes to lock in one by one when there's an incoming wormhole versus the offworld gate activating the instant the big red button on the DHD is pushed
If a civilization could content with the Goa'uld like the Asgard, the Goa'uld usually wouldn't bother with them because they aren't actually that numerous. If a civilization couldn't content with them, that means they're below on technology development level and in that case the easier solution would be to just bury the gate which disables it.
The aliens wanted the stargates to be used freely like free software, so they didn't even think of putting DRM on the gates to prevent travel - that came with the capitalistic humans who didn't want diversity on their planet
c-code?
GOOLD?
they just used water actually
All I want is a Stargate X-COM/Darkest Dungeon like with pretty visuals, funny characters and a lot of replayability, it shouldn't be that hard to make
pay attention speedwater, the earth gate did not have a dialing device, that is why they dial manually.
It's out on Steam, apparently.
Because the System Lords were canonically in a state of deliberate technological stagnation. They each wanted to advance and conquer all the others but none of them wanted to be the conquered, so they remained at the same level for centuries fighting petty wars in the hopes that one day they'd be clever enough to engineer the downfall of all the others through guile and betrayal.
Some did, using an energy shield or similar means
But for most planets the Goa'uld are a small few ruling over a slave race. They don't want entire planets of possible rebels to get any special ideas or be able to block off the Goa'uld's only easy means of access
Moreover it'd only really be effective against humans, every other race that's even a little dangerous has their own spaceships anyways
glances at a post, assumes he knows what it says, gets it wrong, has the audacity to claim others are "speedwatchers"
lol
lmao, even
what is your IQ?
I accept your concession.
I'm sorry Harvey Weinstein, I didn't know your game.
atlantis > sg1
Love Todd. Love Zelenka. Love young Jason Momoa playing a gary sue.
he can't tell when people are obviously joking
you might be retarded
Farscape was superior
fuck. you ruined the series for me now
I was so worried that no one was going to post this
It looks cool okay
it's 2025 and there's still no comfy game where you travel to proceduraly generated worlds looking for a procedurally generated mc guffin before the gooled, progressively finding new tech to improve your gear, sabotaging goold mining operations or liberating worlds to weaken them, or fucking up and letting them capture new worlds and ancient technology or even getting so weak and far behind they invade earth
she looks better in motion
or at least in my memories (mammaries)
diablo type hack'n'slay
except you're not a single character but the entire cast
except of loot for gear you find procedurally generated technologies to aid humanity and stargate command
except hack'n'slay its a combination of puzzles, diplomaty, skirmishes
except of bosses its assaults on stargate command, earth or wars
why is there no proper xcom-like game set in the Stargate universe?
seriously it's the single most obvious game imaginable
Curse of Ra
He cursed Earth to never have good Stargate games
okay. next: why did it soo fucking long and why does it looks like cheapo mobile gaym
Looks fine to me, but if it's nice to play, I can't tell.
original story
And you lost me. There will never be a SG game with the real cast (any show). I wouldn't even care if it's not voiced (or voiced by different VA) or if it's just a 100x100 icon at the bottom with their faces.
It just feels like some fanfic that dropped 15 years too late.
all they need to do is make an XCOM game based off SG-1
eeeh, there's no direct need for it to be the original cast as the characters you control, and a retreading of stories already done better in the series is not a winning formula
especially not if it's a management game or tactics game where you're actually expected to lose people
xcom-like
Once again, you mean a top down squad shooter like Silent Storm or Jagged Alliance.
There will never be a SG game with the real cast
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either works but they're both just so obvious
also xcom's whole deal with taking enemy equipment and progressively integrating it into your own is quite literally already what SG-1 did
Damn, that's not bad, not bad at all! I mean, it's a mobile game, but from the few scenes I've seen, this feels pretty on point for a game about SG1.
I honestly would just want The Dig, but with a Stargate SG-1 skin
time travel
the moment you press the button it sends a signal to another stargate X seconds in the past to start preparing the runes
What? It has to spin, it's round!
Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
I'm the General, I want it to spin. Now!
SG-1 didn't do dick with the technology they recovered when you look at everything they brought back. The first human starships capable of interstellar travel still being equipped with regular missiles and chainguns was ridiculous. The biggest upgrade the ground teams get is going from MALPS to UAV and M15s to P90s. It takes half-Ascended Anubis to prove you can turn the clumsy Staff Weapon into a rapid fire powerhouse and humanity still decides it can't be assed to use them.
an Atlantis-like concept where a team gets stranded on a new world with a stargate network that's disconnected from the main network due to [local villain related shenanigans] could work pretty well for an xcom style game
Especially if you don't do full Atlantis tier disconnect but rather have the Earth-[New Place] connection be spotty and critically one-way only except for communications
So you can have occasional resupplies from earth, but the willingness of earth to give resupplies is limited based on your performance and ability to keep convincing them that [New Threat] requires their full attention
And due to that resupply being possible you don't need an Atlantis-tier established base, you can start with something a lot more modest you have to build up
Naquadah enhanced explosives eventually resulted in things like the gatebuster nukes and formed the basis of all the starship missiles
and I think you're underselling earth getting STARSHIPS a fair bit
Tried too hard to be the new Battlestar Galactica instead of being about the fucking Stargate.
actually, they explained this. Previous episodes they would make it a point that someone or a team would stay behind to pre-dial Earth in case of an emergency. This became such a common throwaway line in episodes that they removed it because they assumed the viewers already knew the plan. Also I believe later they developed a computer system to do it for them
Today, I will remind them
Stargate RTS.
You plays as a GOOOLD? and fight againts other system lords
no one watched this
But muh plucky hoo haah humans with their funny caps and P90?!
I mean we see Goa'uld Space-to-Ground fire, and it's bad, but not that bad. Missiles are far more effective on everything but shields.
Besides, going from modern day to 5 or 6 spaceships over the course of a decade is pretty damn good, even if those ships are still rocking conventional weaponry for the most part.
But even then your point is moot because by the end of the series we've got a ship with Asgard beam weapons that are stronger than anything else in canon
watch Dark Matter
hints sprawled all around for a Stargate crossover
literal goold appearing now
season ends with massive super stargate and a cliffhanger
tv show cancelled
Why is everything related to Stargate so cursed?
and course, the whole Stargate saga happens over a fairly short timespan, it makes a lot of sense that humans would keep using human weapons in that timespan because none of their enemy's doctrines are really adapted to dealing with projectile weapons and missiles
yeah you're right, that's just a bad photo
because none of their enemy's doctrines are really adapted to dealing with projectile weapons and missiles
That very thing is a plot point several times. Replicators get fucked up by kinetic weapons and the Asgard are too smart to make dumb weapons like that, and Anubis specifically goes out of his way to make human-weapon-resistant super-soldiers cause he got sick of our shit.
Truly
straight up just offers to bone O'neill
Unfair???
Going off topic, dialling manually is the coolest shit. As in basically anything SG humans do with manipulating alien tech that's beyond them.
When will Canada go back to making cool sci-fi shows like they did in the 90s-00s
Watched this just a month or 2 or so but lost interest in season 7, felt like it just fell completely flat. Did other people feel the same way or did I just get bored of the show?
best part is that any of the system lords could have done what Anubis did, they simply flat out refused to admit that they needed special super-soldiers just to handle Tau'ri primitives
Did they have him lay his head back in a pool of water and then reverse the footage?
I dint watch the series front to back but it was fun. i like the sense of progression SG1 had, from fighting the goa'uld to the replicators and finaly the ori
If you think he's serious, it's higher than yours
My favorite is the Biliskner.
episode start
SG-1 steps into the gate
WHIIIIIRIRIIRWHIRR
cut to gate they are travelling to
it has an iris
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
roll credits
Will there ever be good SG1 vidya?
Hello? Are we completely forgetting about the MVPs of Stargate?
Are the rumours about this show being funded by the US military true? Because they sure as hell do a lot of bending over backwards to present the Air Force as morally virtuous good guys, and the only time they actually do anything realistically militaristic is when it either saves the day or was the fault of rogue agents who want to protect the Earth at any cost.
I imagine they would always point the probe's camera back at the gate and would not proceed if there was an obstruction. they never show that specifically, I don't think, but it makes sense
Surely the computer system's integrated spectroscopy analysis would realize that the other side wasn't open
The best thing about the later seasons is Baal but yes, after season 7 it's kind of a slog and falls off. There are a few episodes which hold up and I enjoyed personally
4 niggas with guns coop games everywhere, hugely popular genre
no one makes a 4 niggas with guns coop game with a Stargate skin
No but the air force fucking LOVES Stargate. Take a look at some of the random background cameos from generals.
I enjoyed Dark Matter...
Some type of Stargate extraction shooter seems like it would be awesome... maybe the fanbase is too old and doesn't play games though
yeah, that's pretty much what I've been daydreaming about since I first played the left 4 dead demo
XCOM is the most obvious form for a Stargate game and yet no one has done it.
At least Exogate Initiative exists, even if it's a little barebones
Hate to break it to ya but nearly all tv is funded through government channels
Stargate vidya I want.
-Battlefield faction vs faction big battles.
Imagine playing tokra vs the wraith big battles. Or the ori vs replicators. Or more simply humans vs jaffa..
-Alien swarm knockoff, topdown or 3d L4D style. Pick a class and weapons and go though rng scenarios with buds or ai.
It wouldn't be a genuine experience unless you have to sacrifice the mcguffin and the tech upgrades it provides 9/10 times because of implausible bullshit that wouldn't ever actually happen if not for the sake of drama.
and worst is, at some point they dropped the Baal
Beating the Goa'uld and losing O'Niell had the show lose a lot of steam. There's still some great episodes in the last 3 seasons but yeah the average episode isn't nearly as good as seasons 3-6.
Though if you did enjoy Stargate I'd totally recommend Atlantis, which seems like a lame spinoff but man, especially from season 2 and onward really starts kicking ass.
If the MALP or the UAV got through then obviously there wasn't an issue, the MALP is fucking huge and UAVs go straight to flying
Baal
Actor died in an accident in California in 2021, aged 58
Not fair, Baal bros...
Don't worry, that was just a clone
the goold can be pretty dumb, but I imagine at some point they'd figure out they could let the malp go through before closing their iris
though I suppose it would only work once. unless they managed to be extra sneaky and open it back up, silently, before the malp got a visual again
so I'll just imagine the malp has a visual on the gate at all times
I always had a hard time getting my mind around the fact that people taken from earth thousands of years ago spoke perfect modern English. I had to really turn my brain off on that one.
To this day the Replicators are still my favorite version of the 'exponentially increasing mechanical hivemind' enemy
The sound design for those little buggers was just so good.
They ended up getting lame in Atlantis, just like the Borg got ruined in First Contact and Voyager, but Replicators still>>>>Borg, any day
Hey just a little reminder that Season 8 ends with the original SG-1 dying and everything from that point onwards being an alternate universe
It wouldn't work because the MALP would either
A) show them closing the gate
B) lose signal
They eventually explained it as Stargates having built in universal translators because they really didn't want to have every episode devolve into "Daniel spends 10 minutes learning the local language and has to translate back and forth the entire episode"
Anon Babble would throw a hissy fit if they found that out about games
pic related, game had 3/4 of its ~20 mil dollars funded by governments, only for it become dead on release
No, I'm the same. I stopped watching around there and switched to Atlantis. McKay alone is more entertaining as a main character than any of the SG1 cast. The only one I sometimes miss is Teal'c, but then I remember all of the boring as hell Jaffa episodes and stop caring.
Stargate is gay as fuck
Real men watch Wormhole X-Treme
lose signal
It doesn't lose signal. There are tons of episodes where they are talking and under fire but can't 'open the iris' cause they've been compromised etc etc
The first season was so incredible boring, a combination of the battlestar galactica seriousness and a soap opera. If I remember correctly the last season got a lot better and I fondly remember those big tits and that trainspotter scot.
CLOSE THE FRACKING IRIS!!!
sheesh.... thread got bumped over 100 times before it was closed. WTF is wrong with you people. I hope nothing got through.
Their Iris lets radio waves through but there's no guarantee an alien Iris would
Replicators were ruined when they got human forms
Yeah, season 2 got interesting once they had decided to have a plot but sadly it got cancelled before then.
In the original movie the people of Abydos spoke a dialect of ancient egyptian and Daniel Jackson was translating it, even if he had trouble doing so. It worked really well for the movie, but for the SG-1 series it would have gotten really annoying really fast
In which case it would show them closing the gate. However, some types of irises might be able to block the signal
It's okay, the Destiny is still alive. They're all in cryosleep (obviously Eli managed to fix the pod).
They'll awaken soon, surely. And not a 100 years would have passed too.
If they had a 3rd season I feel it would have recaptured that stargate magic because it was just getting good once they moved away from so much drama. The funny thing is drama could have played well since the close quarters/stuck away from home with no idea if you'll return will naturally cause those feelings but they had no action/big bad to balance it out.
I also hated how the Lucian alliance kind of just pops up and is earth's rival when they would have no where near a planetary manufacturing infrastructure to sustain the type of civilizational development they were claiming they had. Even scavenging ships/tech from advanced races wouldn't net you that
Good thing the vast majority of the stargates shown in the series are outside with no technology around.
the ground hog day episode is still the best one
The first season was so incredible boring
You take that back, 1-4 were PEAK.
why post this with no code?
Oh sorry I didn't see it was SGU, carry on
I remember coping with that by pretending that they only understood eachother because daniel was there but we just weren't seeing all the back and forth translation bits for brevity
I even sometimes pretended that the goold would look at the blabbering o'neil, bemused, not giving a shit about what he was trying to comunicate before they just kept going with their soliloquies
of course that cope didn't last long because soon enough each individual character was clearly interacting with everyone in the galaxy without daniel there. and then daniel takes a vacation and there's literally no linguist on the team
Nigga, he's talking about Universe which only had 2 seasons
Sorry I get erratic when I think something is SG-1 slander
suspicious spherical device rolls through the gate
let's just stare at it instead of immediately mashing the OH SHIT button
I hated those episodes
Where is my Lexx game?
tfw no comfy space adventure on my planet-destroying biomechanical ship with my sexy lizard gf, a dead guy and a deranged robot head
How is Stargate cursed? They had two shows with very long runs.
The ori arc sucked.
Yeah the Farscape arc was shit
Same with the Anubis arc
SG1 was cancelled which is why it had to finish its two remaining story arcs, Baal and the Ori, in movies.
some of them did. the goa'uld didn't because the goa'uld were mostly worried about other goa'uld, and putting an iris on the stargate doesn't stop a fleet of flying pyramids from bombarding you from orbit. starships are a much more effective means of invading a planet than trying to blindly run soldiers through a ring the size of a garage door into an area directly controlled by your enemy, and the goa'uld have plenty of starships.
It was great when the episodes were standing on their own, going to some alternative history place, solving stuff and maybe have some baddies show up
It says related to it, not itself ie. the stargate games or spin offs
The human (real) part too. Daniel got the parasites clitty moist.
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Friendly reminder the zat is a retarded concept
one of my favourite things about sci-fi shows from this era is the amount of cameos and crossovers there are
It is, but I still enjoy the Zap'nigga'kill
it's basically just a glorified taser
the bit where it disintegrates people is retarded but they do that like, twice in the entire series
I don't think t'pol is a crossover, there were just only so many sci-fi actors
Disentegration got quietly retconned. Which also leaves a plothole in the very first time travel episode where they use a zat to destroy all the evidence they were ever there.
Thats still a crap explanation. What if youre far away from the gate? Why doesn't it work on earth with people of different languages if there are two gates on earth all this time?
The opposite, actually.
wasnt this the incredibly cringe show with the strong woman + indian guy + white comical sidekick shit? It was awful, i think i watched 2 episodes before i just gave up on it. Its a real shame that stargate couldnt be madde nowadays due to something as stupid as DEI
you know what's really retarded about the zat? It's not that they have a stun weapon, that's fine. It's that humans build fucking homegrown laser cannons and space ships and borrow Asgard tech and all kind of crazy shit, but they never build their own zats. They're still using scavenged zats that look like snake dicks until the end of the series. They never just steal the tech and make their own like they do with literally everything else.
If I was SG1, I'd keep that bitch at the bottom of a lake on like a crane, so if some dumb ass alien bastard like turns it on he'll get blasted by several million gallons of water, then when you want to use it just pull the fucker up.
Stargate can't be made nowadays because studios are allergic to the idea of a planet of the week kind of serialized show
Everything has to have some super serious dramatic overarching plot that goes from episode to episode
Can't just have a fun 20 episode series filmed on a shoestring budget where they wander around """"a different planet"""" for 40 minutes.
Yes that is so much more effective than being atomised by a metal sheet
what the fuck I had no idea this existed
it's probably trash but I JUST finished rewatching all the stargates and I built up a tolerance to trash after putting up with sgu
thanks for reminding me, anon!
Water wouldnt go back through the gate. It's only one way
Open the iris!
Either way the dumb bastards will still be at the bottom of like Lake Michigan, they barely wear spacesuits or scuba so it'd probably work.
As soon as they learn what they need to do they'll start sending little subs through full of jaffa. Or just send through a nuke
yeah but it's well establishing that if there's stuff inside the ring, the gate just won't turn on. There's no getting around it, no tricks, no bullshit: if you just bury the gate in sand it doesn't work and nobody can fuck with it. I don't know if water would work, but sand absolutely does.
The only problem is that the human gate doesn't have a DHD and has to be dialed using this rigged up bullshit workaround and reconnecting all of that every time you had to use it would be a nightmare. If water works, though, you could waterproof all of it and then just fill the room with water when it wasn't being used and drain it when you need to use it.
Eh, season 1 has the most skippable episodes but I'm someone who has rewatched this shit like 10-15 times already. And it really doesn't help that you have a pretty good pilot episode that is immediately followed by FUCKING MONGOLS.
I imagine the water would block it from even opening
I miss comfy shows. New shows always being so serious and high stakes just makes you feel beaten up after watching them.
it's well establishing that if there's stuff inside the ring, the gate just won't turn on.
Why didn't the SGC just put a rock on the platform then
They never just steal the tech and make their own like they do with literally everything else.
They never bothered to modified staff weapons. They never do anything with the ribbon and hand devices that only require trace amounts of naquadah in the blood to operate. That one device that lets you steal someone's appearance is used again but like a zat, someone had to steal one of the originals.
Water doesn't prevent the gate from working. We see that in the episode where the sentient water kills the entire russian base.
I was wondering that I was thinking, if some dumbass AYY like turned it on while it was underground if the fucker would get like several tons of dirt and rock through it
because they have teams off world and they may want to come back ahead of schedule or request backup
they use modified staff weapons on their fighters, they don't use them as hand weapons because they maintain that staff weapons are shitty infantry weapons and guns are better
Goold?
Because sometimes teams had to call home and send progress reports or have emergency extraction. The iris is meant to keep hostiles out while still leaving the possibility for continuous use.
they maintain that staff weapons are shitty
Staff weapons are shit because they're a staff and deliberately maintained as part of a technological status quo to keep the System Lords content. They didn't even TRY to improve on the design. When Jack borrows a powersource for his Asgard Galaxy 8 Chevron Dialing Device he just takes a staff weapon out of a fucking locker, like they've got so many they don't know what to do with they're just sticking them in any random container. Innovate, assholes.
be me
innocent kid who loved the stargate movie
life is already ruined by having a game gear
parents get me this for my birthday
it's a fucking puzzle game
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many moments like this in the life of a game gear kid
my parents bought me klax as well, so I think they just hated me
That one planet that invented infinite free energy devices but didn't want to help Earth with the Goa'uld, because they thought Earth was too primitive, ended up being destroyed by Anubis
lmao
lol
My favorite is the planet that trusted a vaccine that killed birth rates, kek
I had whatever the Neo-geo pocket color thing was with like Metal slug, I think, my parents traded it for a Gameboy.
Weirdly the same company who made that made the console game too even though they're completely different
You could make them less unwieldy and stupid, yes, but a gun is still probably better. Shooting someone with a plasma blast doesn't kill them any deader than shooting them with a bullet, and the gun can shoot 30 times in the time it takes the staff to shoot twice. What's the point in expending the effort?
You mean Earth?
That never happened though. Except if that didn't happen then it must've happened. And if it did happen then it didn't.
in one timeline, yes
Go be a faggot somewhere else.
Staffs are weapons of terror
Guns are weapons of war.
Simple as.
You need more?
Yeah, it didn't kill birthrates, just caused turbo cancer in the people who were stupid enough to take it. (Like you judging by your cope)
Replicator ships were cool as shit. Fuck your human box ships.
Hey those heart palpitations he gets now are from the Covid he wasn't supposed to get and not from the fauci ouchie
Don't have to carry ammo for staffs
ANY ALIEN RUNS UP ON ME, I'M KNOCKING THEM THE FUCK UP THEY CAN'T STOP ME
Knocking them up
Impregnating them?
based alienfucker
I still want a stargate game that is x-com base stuff but brothers in arms tactical fps and .hack's randomized worlds with gate addresses
Remember, the goold struggle to CREATE technology, they primarily co-opt pre-existing shit. Goold have no idea how to make a functioning iris.
It's self defense
You don't even know about the episode in question do you?
tfw you'll never get some prime noxussy
Remember when the team has their minds cloned by this guy and put into robots and they had to stay behind and live that life. That one was terrifying.
Stargate constantly breaks its own rules. Some episodes are especially egregious. Watergate I am looking at you.
The Goa'uld are shown to have dedicated scientists multiple times. They have the genetic memories of their entire bloodline. In the episode where Daniel has to learn why the Harcisis Child absolutely has to have his memories erased before he grows up, he gets those memories implanted into him and he invents new shit to subjugate Earth with just fine.
They just don't WANT to make new technology because it's a society of deceit, mistrust and betrayal. That's basically the finale of Continuum; Baal goes back in time and uses his advantages to crush the System Lords and enslave Earth, then gets stabbed by his concubine-wife because she's a fucking snake who wants his power for herself, not to be his trophy and share in it. They could never trust each other to advance beyond what they've got.
Didnt they come back later and got destroyed
I will use advanced technology to send an instantaneous signal across the galaxy
can you explain how it works?
no, your species is retarded
*leaves*
Something obvious doesn't always make it a success. Helldivers, the Starship Troopers derivative copycat was infinitely more successful than the Starship Troopers game itself.
Talking about the clot shot. Not the Stargate episode.
mega technology
gets wiped out from the universe because 1 singular orbital cannon got destroyed by a jeet intern
I thought they just took over everything the Goa'uld and Jaffa left lying around.
Yes. Then the real team got a Ha'tak and the Tok'ra had them blow it up. AGAIN.
They develop a power source that allows them to leave the planet for extended periods so they can go be SG-1 again, having adventures.
Then they all die when the real SG-1 catches up to them. But at least Teal'C and Robot Teal'C bond for a moment over killing the System Lord that killed their father.
Perfect casting on that smug pecker head.
That pissed me off.
every fucking group of humans gets fucked over by the goold
Tollan are all "THEY DINDU NUFFIN TO US YOU JUST RACISS"
let goold into their house
goold do goold shit
AIIIEEE HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED
Fucking idiots.
remember when they put a middle age man's mind in a teenager's body and his first thought as soon as we was let loose was to get some 14yo pussy?
Based realism
Yes. And you could tell it wasn't the real SG-1 team before the reveal in that episode because they were still using the old pre-p90 rifles (which idk what they were)
What is this show? Is it any good or is it just nostalgia? Should I watch it?
How could any civilization make such an absurd mistake? Practically a plot hole
The Tollan don't care because they had technology superior to the Goa'uld and it made them arrogant and complacent.
Though they actually died when Anubis showed up with a ship completely immune to their bullshit and forced them to build world ending bombs he could just roll through the Iris with their phase-through-matter technology. The guy who simps hard for Sam helps blow up all the bombs so Anubis exterminates them while SG-1 listen like it's sports radio.
It's good if you like Sci Fi. It has some 90s cheese, but it's overall very good. Ever seen the 1994 movie?
Hubris?
It is pretty damn good. It is not the very best Sci-fi tv show ever but it is up there.
I show him this incredibly complex thing that can communicate across vast leagues of space instantly
fuck he somehow knows how it werks
lol I just say no he will never understand
Salty fucking bitch.
dies offscreen to a heart attack
Why are all of Carter's BFs such weenies?
It's certified kino.
Indeed
grasping at straws since jack is forbidden fruit
You retards. We're talking about an episode of Stargate. Literally only that you fucking fried-brain dumb cunts.
Except that episode where they all became cro magnon and she almost fucked him to death
You believed them when they said it actually prevented the coof, didn't you, retard? Or that it didn't leak from a lab.
it has been ages since if watched it, but the only ori episodes i remember are the battle at the supergate and the one where the asgard blow up their planet. i liked the replicators more but the goa'ulds are still the best obviously .
that episode
the voyager one where they turn into lizards
What's the connection?
This reminds me did they ever touch the Nox after that?
I don't remember and always assumed that they just continued being invisible mystery niggers on their planet.
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Tell me Daniel Jackson
If the good anons of Anon Babble are so honorable, why do they refuse to pay for their videogames?
ITT: Men between the ages of 35-50.
If you're younger than you're just a hipster who took an interest/hobby in old movies and shows.
JAFFA FUCKING SHITS
The Goa'uld are egotistical parasites who gave themselves brain damage with the sarcophagus
they just keep being invisible mystery niggers. there's like one episode where they ditch some dude on their planet and just assume the nox will probably take him in and they otherwise never interact with them again
firrst season is a bit rough but the series is worth a watch. Honestly though id say maybe start with stargate atlantis
Nah. Only the small chick Nox even liked the Tau'ri at that point, so after she came and picked up the Tollan, they never came back.
Reminder we never, EVER, got to learn about the Furlings, the 4th great race.
Nope. They were just the Tollan but even more insufferable.
game devs will do everything but cool ideas
I'm 30, but I watched the show with my mother while she was ironing my father's shirts.
Same with /trek/
The Ori Arc sucked because it came out of nowhere and Jack was gone. It would have been a lot better if the Ori arc was all of Atlantis. The Wraith were always weaksauce and getting to Atlantis and finding that the Ancients fell into a civil war would have been a lot better storyline then le vampires.
Because the idea of a godlike race actually drinking their own coolaid and believing they are actually gods is a great concept. Just executed poorly.
I'm a few years younger than that, but my family was big into stargate
You're only allowed to enjoy things made during your lifetime
Absolute retarded take
Why was the Carter and O'Neil relationship shilled so hard when it's so shit? I think he says something insanely cringe like she's the most important thing in the world to him, meanwhile she's fucking who knows how many guys. It makes sense that they're friends but she never seemed that special even though they tried to say that was the case. O'Neil could easily get some better pussy like when he got stuck on that one world or he could just stick to fishing.
Indeed
Absolute and peak SOVL. 2000s produced some of the best and most raw scifi before the 2010s gave us teen drama and 2020s gave us woke.
Forbidden love is a trope that works and encourages repeat viewership
Goa'uld shields
deflect bullets and energy blasts
can't stop arrows
heh that always gets me
It's not even love though it's just gay and forced. He has a more respectable and believable relationship with Tealc and Daniel.
something something frequencies something something slow projectile = not a threat
Eh, the episode where they get sent to the second gate on earth and were trapped in an ice cavern has some emotion. You're not wrong though, they probably keep things a little too professional
don't think I like procedurally generated planets, they get boring real fast, and it's a huge amount of work to make them interesting
It's O'Neill, with two Ls.
Perhaps they have an energy threshold that they block. Otherwise the user would suffocate because air couldn't make it through. An arrow moves too slowly to meet the threshold.
Yeah, I know, it's just a bit funny to think there is a tiny possibility one Goa'uld lord died getting ambushed by not-Robin Hood.
lose your tv remote, you have to switch channels one by one with the buttons on the tv itself
have you tv remote, you can just put the channel number and tune it directly
makes sense to me
it would be a faithful adaptation
Normally I hate anything not hand-made, but in case of x-com clones I think there's no getting around at least using some amount of generation.
You need to keep the level design somewhat fresh over a long time.
The slow projectile penetrates the shield
I could see it:
universe
infinity
origins
have all been bombs. Not to mention all the lousy + cancelled games.
Having access to hundreds of alien worlds that look like Canada would be so cool, though.
I guess I tend to forget about everything post Atlantis
Didn't they explained it in SGU?
They only put gates on planets that could support human/ancient life. Then they terra formed and seeded the planet with vegetation
the charges, officer?
I really want a big budget Stargate game. Starfield would have been better if it focused on limited handcrafted worlds while using teleporters rather than spaceships. That would remove the need to procedurally generate a bunch of empty crap.
10-20 worlds for the main campaign
more in subsequent DLCs
explore with a team or go it solo
Something like MGS5 / Helldivers 2 gameplay. Don't deny it, it would be awesome if done right.
That trapped in the ice cave episode and the alternative universe episodes have you thinking that relationship will go somewhere but at like season 7 much later she's getting creampied by some random fed while it's only kind of sort of implied she likes him. It's just a ugly waste of time.
the transmission code says it's from Detroit
close the iris immediately
code black is in effect until further notice
Meanwhile all western countries have been allowing a flood of third worlders for decades now
stops person running on it
doesn't stop hand resting on it
Have the option to go either with a squad or individual stealth in a bunch of the maps for variety and replayability. Give say, Daniel worse stealth but higher tech points so that using him is the hard mode. Teal'c has lower stealth but higher combat stats so he can 1v1 a lone guard.
Thor was voiced by Michael Shanks
any time Thor and Daniel speak to each other or acknowledge the other it's Shanks talking to himself
can't throw little rocks at LEGO spiders because I'm too high IQ
There better be jiggle physics on Carter's hooters.
too smurt for rockstation
Either XCOM or something akin to the original Ghost Recon would be perfect. Some kind of galaxy-spanning RTS with space battles would be cool too, but there's an Empire at War mod that has that covered.
Probably dumb, but I've always thought a Quake clone where you play as O'Neil (one L) going Rambo through a gameified version of the original movie would have been cool.
I remember watching that episode with my wife and she brought that up. I said, "hey, they are two different people now, he's a teen. Itsssss fine."
Based Jack.
Is this based on that black hole episode? Fucking lmao.
This implies SG-1 exists in the same universe as the Gilmore Girls and this was one of T.J.'s side jobs.
Yes, and I also love it.
I remember the Asgard talking about how effective bullets are
Basically a "all of us our so advanced that we didn't even contemplate that someone as primitive as you would think to just propel some metal with explosives at us"
Wasn't there a SG mod for Source somewhere? Was it good?
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
yeah but even earth is more than canada
let's send the most valuable resource of the planet into another dimension, permanently decreasing the amount on the planet forever
we should hide the iris inside your ass, you moron
Because you're consider another man's ass a valuable resource like water? Kek
go to another planet
put their gate in the ocean
use other planet's ocean to refill your ocean
checkmate
They did, I'm mainly speaking how they had the technology to set up the planet to dial the Destiny at all plus each ship they ever lose they can't replace
I remember stargate NS maps that were fun. had working stargate teleports
It's been a while since I saw SG1 but didn't they have an episode where they dialed a water planet and already explain that water doesn't go through?
there was one where the water was sentient or something so it could control it's own flow, but the gate activation killed some of them
Wasn't there an episode where aliens shot pancake batter through the stargate to the prison planet? In which case, it would seem weird if water couldn't be forced through with sufficient pressure
Didn't Anubis shoot a laser beam through the gate to melt the iris
I think he basically just sent heat through.
it's been an alternate universe multiple times. I think the first instance was with the Ashen when oneill sends a message back in time.
It was an Ancient Energy Doodad that was meant to overload the Earth gate with so much energy it would explode and take most of the planet with it, the iris just absorbed a lot of the transference
There's a reason for that. The gate used by SG-1 was brought to Earth by Ra, and thus was separated from its Clavis/DHD, which remained in its original location, far from human reach.
While Earth's DHD was eventually found in Antarctica, it ran out of power because it was one of the oldest ever made. They also had to sacrifice it to save Teal'c.
Moebius is different. The ending is the exact same as several episodes before, which means that never happened, and also reveals that O'Neill's pond has fish in it when it's established several times there's no fish in there. So after all the time loops and preventing Bad Futures occuring, the main continuity becomes erased.
Apparently there was a group making a SG1 mod for Dawn of War 1, but it never got off the ground.
It still hurts bros.
Sokar did that. Anubis overloaded the gate itself.
No, the first one was when Daniel went through the mirror to a universe where they lost against the Gooooold.
This is also the episode that says Stargates are like Star Trek Transporters with "pattern buffers" that will keep you locked in technological limbo if something happens to the matter stream.
Actually Ra brought the DHD as well. The Nazis captured it though and then the Russians captured it from them. The Antarctica one was just dead because it was the oldest and the Ra/Nazi/Russian one was the one used to save Teal'c.
*comes back to life in you're path*
I mean instances of the original timeline being technically erased and the show continuing with the new one. Daniel didn't go back in time through the mirror, though there is no definitive proof that he went back to the exact original dimension i guess.
I salute you for your service.
In which case, it would seem weird if water couldn't be forced through with sufficient pressure
I think the explanation was "gate safeguards." I mean there has to be something.... what happens when you dial a dead planet with no atmosphere vs the planet you are on? And then there was the episode where they blew up a star by dialing the black hole planet... I guess the safeguards were too weak for the black hole gravitation field.
Him being brought back just to die again was so lame and pointless.
The bad guys in general were very lackluster after this dude.
Apophis > Baal = Anubis > Cyborg Apophis > Ori > Sokar > all the others I don't even remember
what does an iris do?
all the others I don't even remember
Forgot the minor villain who was boss.
Apophis > Baal > bug replicators > Cyborg Apophis > Wraith > Sokar > Anubis > Ori > humanoid replicators
hunger
MOAR CHICKEN!
it's just a solid sheet so close to the wormhole that you get insta-smushed on materialising
how do we get the Milky Way to submit to Origin?
we need to create a figurehead they'll want to obey without question
Well they knew what they were doing.
Prostration it is
If we're including Atlantis I did find the S1 Wraiths better than Apophis, then they got lame as the seasons got on.
they get a womans full ass tits and pussy out in the pilot
based
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
this is my replacements, Ori, he is pain in assholes
goa'uld pretend to be gods, they are gods
goa'uld make human fight with sticks and metal armour, they do the same
goa'ul have harcesis child, they virgin birth adria
Tapping was on board for getting them out periodically but execs changed their mind after the pilot
What a waste
there's so many races I wish they'd covered more, Nox being one of them.
Furlings
there's also the race we don't even get the name of, (supposedly) more powerful than the four races of the alliance.
Need a source on this. Sounds made up to cause grief
They did him dirty
just remembering this episode makes me diamonds
here's also the race we don't even get the name of, (supposedly) more powerful than the four races of the alliance.
when was that mentioned?
I always assumed the SGC was basically dialing the gate manually with a computer system that spins the rings for them.
The thing that bothered me more is that stargate address symbols are supposed to be constellations. But constellations would change from the perspective of the offworld planet. You would have to recalculate Earth's address every time you went offworld.
I swear I read about it somewhere after watching the episode but now for the life of me can't find it. anyway they are powerful enough for intergalactic travel as well as keeping tabs on lower races.
I think there was an episode about the dhds forming a network and updating the addresses
Pretty sure they lampshade that
They do mention that the automatic gate computer system in the DHD's calculates stellar drift every single time the gate is used, amongst a bunch of other things, and that they had to compensate for a fucking LOT of things with the computer program.
Like how early on they'd come out covered in frost, or be physically thrown from the gate on arrival. DHDs compensate for everything.
you sure you're not thinking of ascended being? Cause beside that I have zero recollection of a race more powerful that the alliance.
The logic is shacky as with anything in Stargate.
That said, it would be less valuable for a species who possess warships.
- they only need the gates for occasional visit and sending more troops
- they govern primitives peoples, and don't want to give them the means to take control
No excuse for others races who know what the gates are for
Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?
ive got the shitty ass title song in my head now lmao
no, it's the unknown race from season 7 episode 13, "Grace"
that doesnt matter, especially on modern, thirdie brownoid connected webspace, it's important to mark your irony or sarcasm, usually with a smile or something, because we cant sense your shit eating grin from the words alone. you cant tell retards and sarcasm apart anymore if youre only pretending to be stupid.
>suspicious spherical device rolls through the gate
>let's just stare at it instead of immediately mashing the OH SHIT button
I hated those episodes
What if you accidentally declare war to a friendly and powerful species who just happen to look like suspicious spherical devices?
kino
fuck off retard
all this iris talk
forgetting the one time they went to a new planet and had to awkwardly explain all their peaceful ambassadors got turned to atoms the moment they went through the gate
there were like 3 or 4 of them too
They were LE NAZIs so it was OK morally.
I vaguely remember an episode where they kept failing to dial a gate because it had shifted location so much since it was last used
I just finished Star Trek Voyager and need a new show. Will I like Stargate?
Stargate SG1 is better than Voyager
Why did people hate him so much? I thought he was alright.
JAFFA TOUNGE MY CHAPPA'AI
Yes, also atlantis.
But most of all, farscape.
Babylon5 also was good.
Yes. Voyager stole an episode from SG-1 even where SG-1 gets their memories wiped and forced to work underground for a free city above them. It was only a one-parter compared to the two-parter Voyager episode they put out a year later.
Overall it is much better then Voyager as well.
people hated him? i just figured daniel jackson came back and had automatic authority
nigga I wish I was you right now. Just make sure to skip the episode where oneil becomes a caveman (i think its dark and light) and all episodes with hathor (there is like two of them or something). Also you can watch the original movie which is a prequel but its not super mandatory. Also follow the release date order when you reach Atlantis (spin off) since there tend to be be cross narrative between the two shows.
Who hated him? I liked him more than later season Daniel.
I liked him more than later season Daniel.
Goa'uld fucking shit
replacing one of the core four
his big difference as Team Nerd over Daniel is being a genius who learns super fast
never really given a chance to come into his own because Shank's hissy fit with the producers ended and brought him back before the season was even over
I dunno, he was alright but I can see why he might not be liked. Like Mitchel doing his best O'Neill impression every time he's on screen and demanding he have the OG SG-1.
There was some backlash, but yeah I think you're right, ultimately it was Shanks' return that pushed him out I think.
he is right though, Shanks initially left the show cause he whined about not being the main character so when he came back they had to force him more into the spotlight to make this bitch happy.
How do you feel about the replacement for Hammond of Texas?
Yup.
One last chance to apologise
He was okay. Really did not need to have the new doctor also be his estranged daughter.
ah... eh, oh well, you cannot judge all anons over the actions of a few. My research also suggest that criminal anon, feeling protected by anonymity, are very vocal. As far as we can count anonymous people in the first place.
Now excuse me but I have to ascend to a superior place of existence.
hes no hammond but i love beau bridges
i liked him, he was the opposite of hammond: relaxed most of the time but scary when he gets mad
thats what the giant supercomputer is for at the base. the gate controls do it automatically with crystals and shit.
based, the Ascended parts were the best parts
better question, is any of them better than DS9? because that shit was good and evey star trek after isn't as enjoyable
It is unfair to ask if there are better sci-fi shows than DS9
The wisest post ever made on 4channel
Well. There is Firefly. And. Well, OK good point.
Why did he hate his wife?
Trek writers made every Keiko interaction her complaining about something.
Like Cyberpunk it was made at a time where the JAPANESE were seen to be almost overtaking the US so they had to make the Japanese look bad by making the only Japanese character a massive bitch.
the management side of xcom seems like a perfect fit though, balance the budget, send out teams, figure out what to do with what they bring back, diplomacy, etc.
the actual tactical part probably doesn't seem like a great fit since while there is combat, the emphasis on small unit tactics isn't really the main focus of the universe
Then find a way to make an XCOM style dialogue tactics game.
i don't know why keiko gets singled out, o'brien bitches about anything and everything
keiko isn't even that annoying
same reason why anons hate Skylar White
keiko raped him when she got de-aged and miles could never recover
i think he sucks but honestly nobody could replace hammond so i guess it doesn't really matter
i liked him better when he was just a normal scientist dude but then he turned out to have super memory and learning powers and blah blah hard to relate to him anymore
i just started voyager, and while the premise is kind of neat, the cast seems really weak so far
some of the episodes so far are pretty good though
does it get any better?
Not really. Seven is the eye candy to make it bearable. And the Hirogen were kinda cool. But otherwise was kind of shit.
S1 is kinda weak, it gets a little better overall.
that's unfortunate, i don't even think she looks any good
thanks anon
whined about not being the main character
I think it was more about having no real character development because Daniel's only reason to be on SG1 was to get his wife back and return to his desert ghetto. He was very one-dimensional.
Doctor carries it entirely, with Tuvok supporting.
Seven and Borg arcs carry the latter half.
If you don't get an erection hearing Kes' voice, then don't bother.
Woman captain
Fucking kek
the premise is kind of neat
Are you blind or gay?
Yeah. After Apophis was killed he had really nothing to do. He had like one Unas episode in season 5 and then Sarah stuff still with Osiris. But while they were setting up Anubis I can understand why Shanks was like "what am I even doing here?". Once Anubis was set up though Daniel would have had a reason at least. But only because of his ascension.
Incorrect. Harry Kim carries the show with the Doctor and Tuvok supporting it.
I don't care. Take Conflict: Desert Storm, add P90s and aliens.
The earth episodes were cool, I can remember
Hippie time
My neighbor is secretly building a stargate in his house
NID stuff
Wormhole xtrem (more memey though)
Or just sometimes ending on O'neill fishing behind his house.
the whole cast was pretty one dimensional so its kinda weak excuse. Heck sam only purpose is to say spout scientific jargon as if it was the most obvious thing in the world and oneill to make quips and an occasional sad face when the subject of his past comes up.
yeah, doctor, tuvok, and sometimes harry being dumb are the only things that are endearing to me so far
sorry, super short hair cuts is my ultimate boner killer
My neighbor is secretly building a stargate in his house
I watched that one well after seeing the episode where the Ancient guy comes back as a kid to stop an Ori plague and I gotta say, with the proper context that kid actually did a pretty good job imitating how weird and offputting the original actor was.
I actually like the aurai ships. Properly creepy and inevitable bad guys.
ugh thanks for reminding me we still don't have this
Wonder how hard it is to get licensing from Amazon
tfw you will never live in a universe where Joe Flanigan was able to buy the rights to Stargate before MGM went bust
You know, probably not the worst idea.
Though we did get Stargate Alliances that was actually ahead of its time (hero shooter)
It gets better each season. Doctor and Seven carry most of them.
trapped in a timelock for 50 godforsaken years watching his friends grow old towards death, hoping against hope that it could one day be undone
immediately writes off his own 50 lost years without hesitation so he can put things right for the rest
reciting proverbs with his young-again friends
Good things come to those who wait
Teal'c was Mr Stoic but his depth of loyalty and care was good when it shone through.
Oh, that's neat it was the "same" ancient".
I haven't watched a lot of the Ori stuff, it was at the moment the tv channel (not US) broadcasting it started to air it randomly, or at unwatchable hours.
One moment your mind is swapped to a body in another universe
Merlin stuff
I was very confused especially at the last episode, I didn't even know the show was cancelled and I thought for a long time I somehow missed some episodes.
so it turns out we can fix it, only one of us will have to stay 50 years older
bitch could you not have figured this out sooner instead of letting us all waste 50 years of our lives? no don't worry I'll do it I'm literally the only one that can
they govern primitives peoples, and don't want to give them the means to take control
That's a good take. Even if the chance is slim, why would they install something some rebel could activate to cut them off from the world until they can send a warship over.
i feel like stargate would have had a better ending if they just finished with them stuck there
it's a weird tonal whiplash to have them fix everything and then go out for the next mission except the series is over
It wasn't over though they made two more movies.
well
fugg
guess what i'm watching tonight
It was an The Adventure Continues ending right before the show got cancelled and they had to wrangle two lame movies out to finish the main hanging plot points
Garry's Mod had Stargate maps for Spacebuild
Proprietary iris on my free space travel device? don't think so.
AFAIK they said in the DVD extras that the air force wouldn't let them have a relationship between the two.
That's why they explored that in that one alternate universe episode.
There was also the time loop episode where O'neill grabbed her and kissed her knowing that it would be undone and only him and Teal'C would remember anything.
Carter also comes to Atlantis for a season because they promised her two seasons and only gave her 1. So they killed of Weir. Top kek all around. So besides the movies she had to get out for (((contractual))) reasons.
post boobjob carter