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Ya but for a lot of vampires it’s simply because they got a disease and they can’t cure it. What makes them evil?

I'm sorry Grey Prince... You're half... Orc...

rape

evil

women are born with a hole in their body designed to accommodate cocks
filling a hole with the thing it is designed for isn't evil

but she didn't ask for it

who cares, I didn't ask for my dick to get hard when I see a woman

if you have demonic rape AIDS, you deserve to die. Simple as

Can't taunt him if you're vampire

As far as I know from Skyrim, there's basically "Disease" Vampires, which are the garden variety, and then there's "Pure Bloods" who got ass raped by Molag Bal himself to be Ubermensch undead.

There's also the ones mentioned in Immortal Blood.

Lord sounds more cooler.

I mean you have to drink the blood of the living to not degenerate into a feral beast, and alot of people find that unnatural enough to either kill them, or exile them to the wilds. Plus it goes with *our* vampire lore being typically upper-class nobility types who, like the real nobility, were weird and doing fucked things behind closed doors.

tl;dr it's a "inspired by our own vampires" thing.

He just wanted you to start the dark brotherhood storyline to experience Emil kino

AGAIN! AG- AGAIN- AGAIN! HIT ME- AGAIN...! HIT ME AGAIN!

go back Molag Bal

mercy kill someone

the dark brotherhood still thinks you murdered someone

So did Serana's whole family get buttraped by Molag Bal?

The very first cave I went into after the sewers I murdered someone. Whoopsies.

Yes

I remember on the 360 I just kept healing and then clobbering this nigga for like 8 hours to level up my blade, blunt and destruction. Had 100 restoration by the end as well. Good times.

but there is a cure - and its soo easy to find you need to activelly choose to become a vampire in order to become one (assuming you dont get captured or something). which is why most people have a kill on sight policy when it comes to vampires, you really need to be a fucked up motherfucker in order to turn into one..

I can’t imagine it would be rare for some well liked adventurer to come back and tell people he got infected with vampirism, would the town just instantly condemn this person as a spawn of evil? Seems weird that even semi rational people wouldn’t have come up with some kind of system for helping people who were unwillingly infected

It's a creature that lives on sucking other people's blood, it's inherently evil from humanity's point of view

For all his grand standing and want to blot out the sun for a Vampire apocalypse, Lord Harkon is still leaking Daedric cum from his gaped vampire boy pussy

No wonder he's seething.

Being cured of all illnesses from shrines is not canon, and cure disease potions could be scarce or you just can’t get back to town in time to get one

Goooooood
MORNING
BLOODY BENCHOD

Who else can say they got fucked by a god?

you can cure early stage vampirism by fucking praying, its the most banal shit ever.

That’s not canon

(really makes you think)

Anon it's a forever medieval setting with peasants and shit, of course they'd panic and run him out as a spawn of evil.

Hell our Medieval peasants did it for *less*

Probably not with Molag Bal.

forever medieval

Yet most of the people act modern by medieval standards

Become Arena combatant

Everyone shits on you besides the Grand Champion and a Dunmer teammate

Dunmer teammate hypes you up and admires your skills as you progress

Blademaster starts treating you better as well but clearly just wants you to bring honor to the Arena

Become Champion and decide to take on the Grand Champion himself who has been a cool dude to you

Help him out first to find out his lineage

Vampire

No glorious fight, he just wants to be put out of his misery

Dunmer bro is sad that his friend is gone and is now depressed

Such a hollow victory

What even is the context of the scene? I know British India wasn't exactly nice, but what makes someone go "Ah Capital! A large stick! *WHACK* Pip pip cheerio!"?

I have a question. If a vampire needs blood to drink, couldnt they just use period blood from a woman to sustain themselves? Like, couldnt women just collect their period blood and give/sell it to a vampire and there wouldnt be any issues about morality?

Really activates those almonds if you muse about it

Periods don’t exist in elder scrolls

1. Eww
2. I think a Vampire would need more to quench their thirst, assuming the writer didn't just go for a "never ending hunger" sthick.
3. I'm not a woman, but I'm sure they don't give out that much blood from PMSing.

The Blood Bag stuff in VTM was more straight forward and simple.

Prove it

fuck i gotta remember this for my next playthrough

the movie is basically inglorious bastards but for jeets instead of kikes. just more non-whites coping and seething

play as a female

wait 30 days

no period debuff

Period blood is moon cursed, they'll get Ligma.

cannibalistic killers

why are they le evil? they are the real victims XD

I know it's a bait post but that encapsulates leftism greatly, 10/10.

any hobo can make cure disease potions with ingredients they can find in a badly kept lawn, also, the empire probably treats vampirism for free. becoming a vampire unwillingly is still very unlikely even without being able to pray for a cure.

You can’t go out and get infected with niggerism by accident and turn into a nigger.
That comparison doesn’t hold up

I guess sleeping, eating, and shitting doesnt exist either.

I know British India wasn't exactly nice

eating

You eat to recover HP

sleeping

You need to sleep to level up

shitting

Right, the buildings don’t have toilets so it doesn’t exist

autistic me didnt want a murder on his character sheet but wanted the skill bonuses he gives you that can boist those skills above 100, and I also wanted to be arena grand champion. I was on 360 so I couldnt just solve my problem with terminal commands. uesp.net insisted there was no way to defeat him without taking the murder rap. I was determined to prove them wrong and I did, but they wouldnt believe me and I had no way to record myself doing it so they wouldnt add it to their wiki.

so if anyone gives a shit heres how I did it. you need to have the marksman perk that causes knockback. you whittle his health down to where he could survive an arrow shot with just a few hp left, you push him right up against those fire pit things, then save the game, fire an arrow, then reload and repeat until that last arrow causes knockback and clips him into the fire. he dies and the fire gets the kill. you are now grand champion and your ocd is satisfied that your honorable bosmer ronin doesnt have a blemish on his permanent record.

If I find one instance of a toilet in any elder scrolls game, you lose and are wrong. Im going to google it now, prepare to write your apologize when I debunk you.

Yes it does, they treat violent junkies as victims of a disease and not people making terrible choices and murderers/rapists as victims of their environment and oppression.

t.Molag Bal

But we aren’t talking about junkies or murderers. We’re talking about people getting infected with a disease that has no cure

there were toilets in skyrim dungeons.

Fair, that is a gross understatement.

Imperial Sewers exist. Buckets in a outhouse/room exists where they dump their shit in drains/outside. Boom, I win.

sewers

It’s not for waste. Just filtering out the bad water.

buckets

Those are buckets, not toilets. Who says they are for shitting?
Check mate

steals blood

eats babies

uhh durrr why are they called evil?

you know why

But the champion didn’t do any of that despite being supposedly half evil. In fact he was a pretty nice dude

who says?

Bad argument. There would be no other use for them.

Can (You) fight?

no other use

Secret passages for the emperor to use

Fight?

Ya but for a lot of vampires it’s simply because they got a disease and they can’t cure it. What makes them evil?

Vampires have to murder and drink blood to live. So any 'good' vampire dies immediately after getting the disease. Think of it like this, if you have a heart condition, and you go around killing randoms to cure it, you're not 'good' just because you keep yourself alive.

Why not just suck off bad people

That is a common trope in vampire fiction. But not often done in TES games.

cure disease potions could be scarce

you kick a rock and get 5 alchemical ingredients in nirn

HOOAH
*overhead axe handle*
(wooden thud)

Imagine if you found out your parents were both trannies, and you were destined to troon out yourself. You would statistic yourself too.

They are literally cursed by Molag Bal bro
you know, the king of RAPE
not the king of cuddles and flowers

I think of it like VTM. Vampires are inherently born from a line of a evil thing. But the individual can still have the capacity to do some good in their unlife, and give a shit about the blood bags since they were human once too.

You can still be a Heroic Vampire, it's just a steeper hill to climb than just saying "fuck it" and doing classic Dracula mode (as in the novel Dracula where he tosses a baby to his wives like a dog chew toy).

Pretty much all of Sanguine's worshippers
Yes, even Martin Septim

youtube.com/watch?v=bS96QAcq43U

Sanguine would be a gentle lover I bet. Imagine being in that dark void pocket dimension on a silky bed with him just caressing and holding you while you just lay in his caring arms.

haha

If there's any Daedra that's capital E Evil, it's Molag.

What about Dagon and that bitch Azura

Vivec

Dagon's mostly about change and revolution (and revolution is rarely ever peaceful). Azura is mostly benevolent long as you aren't a race of snobby racists.

Molag is just a monster rapist that wants suffering.

They're the result of Molag Bal raping a girl so hard she died. That woman then came back as a ravenous beast and killed everyone at her own funeral before starting her own vampire coven. That's the story of the first vampire, and thus has been how most new vampires get made. One vampire kills a bunch of people, some of those people either survive the encounter and turn, then the process starts all over again. It's a brutal system of reproduction.

Should be all different bloodlines with different powers, but none of that was implemented in Oblivion or Skyrim. Daggerfall did vampirism and lycanthropy best. Morrowind vampires were cool but sucked to play as, because they can't blend into society and thus cannot even speak with most people. Cyrodiilic vampires on the other hand are supposed to be masters of blending in (lore fashioned after gameplay, I think, since vampirism in Oblivion was heaps less restrictive than in Morrowind). Skyrim vampires were supposed to have cool ice powers, but Emil must've gone on an Underworld binge before making Dawnguard since it's ripping off that schlock real hard.

Sometimes the most perverse of sexual relationships are the kinds with handholding

Trying to civilize India was the biggest mistake the Brits ever made. And they made Canada.

Cyrodiilic vampires on the other hand are supposed to be masters of blending in (lore fashioned after gameplay, I think

masters of blending in
This fucker did fool me desu

It's mid-2000s Early Xbox 360. Cut Beth some slack.

but Emil must've gone on an Underworld binge before making Dawnguard since it's ripping off that schlock real hard.

To be fair the vampire lord transformation in skyrim is pretty cool.

I'm saying that there's a couple of instances of vampires blending into society
Seridur and the Count of Skingrad, but he's cheating since he doesn't let himself be seen

There's also the princes father, who would've been alright hadn't been for his lover sperging out

I mean most things are inspired by other things. That's how it's always been. What is all vampire in media but taken from bits and chunks of Real world folklore and accounts of Vlad the Impaler? Or just the Novel and 1930s movie Dracula?

His sire was obviously evil, per his journal.

porphyric hemophilia lmao

Azura is mostly benevolent long as you aren't a race of snobby racists.

every race in Tamriel is racist

Skyrim Vampires

get raped in the ass

Oblivion Vampires

reduce the crime rate to 0
Another Imperial W!

Dagon's a sob story. He was a semi-decent Leaper Demon who decided to try and save existence, only to be cursed by Alduin
Azura's a petty bitch, but she's definitely not Evil like Molag or Namira are.

Oblivion vampires live among rats in the sewers

I don't want to get raped by Molag Bal

his story was actually kind of sad

optimistic and kind the entire time your doing the arena

befriends the dark elf who also cheers you on your entire arena career

do his quest and kill him

dark elf bro who always cheers you up mourns his death and tells you that you killed his friend and the sheer motivation that kept him alive in the arena

I was established back in Morrowind that Cyrods feared vampires had infiltrated positions of power, so there's at least some precedent for the change in Oblivion.

I found out you're a faggot jew

stops fighting

Better a vampire than an ash vampire

he gives up like a faggot it's not even fun

i love oblivion

the best part of elder scrolls is the racism

I'll totally buy elder scrolls 6 if everyone calls you a fucking nigger redguard just for the lulz

The best part about cooking kwama eggs is that n'wahs don't know how to

Don't be an N'wah, anon. Now please, enjoy your complimentary glass of Ancient Dagoth Brandy.

fuck those swits

made up racism is fun

Which race do you actually play as?

he looks like a faggot dwemer

Dunmer, because I love being racist to others and feeling extra smug about it.

bosmer

Dunmer

I misspelled the word

I play as autism cat who's addicted to skooma fuck you

I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD YOU FILTHY NORD

My self insert is a Breton, but I used to play Argonians & Khajiit a lot because they seemed to have the strongest racial passives. Later I decided I'd rather have a Khajiit follower instead. My only really memorable character that was different was a Redguard I played specifically as a challenge run in Oblivion (difficulty slider set to max) so I would very carefully level up 5 times for each attribute before leveling up and the like.

cool
when's the next video?

that's racist I'm from vvardenfell you fucking swit

YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME

ALL FLASH AND NO FURY

don't know

kill the Jews

youtu.be/R4ifyx-iAzE?si=MrXYRkOJpWCgF7Oq

Sheogorath is evil.

he's the best though

but in oblivion you can be a vampire without killing, and it doesnt even seem to give them vampirism when you suck blood

what's evil is is being stuck up in the air for 20 minutes listening to some stupid bitch

But anon... YOU'RE Sheogorath

this is true. he takes over the oblivion avatar after the game ends

If you came back with Sanguinare Vampiris, you wouldn't be
If you came back a Vampire, you would be

with some kind of system for helping people who were unwillingly infected

Curing full-blown Vampirism has so far required

begging Molag Bal himself, who will do it if you kill his daughter

stealing blood and killing a powerful vampire lord that's been sealed for ages

murdering someone, stealing their soul, and banishing them to be fed on by the Ideal Master until they are obliterated, in a setting with confirmed afterlives

All unfeasible or themselves still abhorrent

I saw the Emperor touching the Daedric Prince of Destruction's cock today.

so hes a hot wood elf?

he's whatever you want, baby. aw yeah

Sheogorath is literally the best deadric god

God

I meant prince I'm no God

even if I were still alive today I'd never call myself Sheogorath

WHAT'S THE MATTER, GETTING TIRED
HEEYEHAH

Redguard, unironically

All right, calm down Jyggalag

bravo anon

What is Vivec even doing now

based schizoid

You have three fucking days to drink a cure disease potion or pray to a shrine, there's no way to become a vampire accidentally unless you get the disease in the middle of nowhere

Ill let the count know you said that, if you would just give me a minute to fetch him...

Sheogorath was the most evil daedra until the champion of cyrodiil took his seat at the big kids table

unless you get the disease in the middle of nowhere

Presuming you're talking about lorewise, most people wouldn't have access to disease curing potions and I'm fairly sure praying at Aedra shrines won't actually do anything to cure them.

Gaming wise, 3 days is still a fuckload of time. The only time I became a vampire without realising was missing the tooltip at the top of the screen telling me I had contracted AIDS

Actually his sire seemed like a decent man, until his cunt of a mistress freaked out and locked him in a dungeon for 30 years

Keep beating him to near-death to train weapon skills

Use heal on touch spell

Werewolves are cooler and aren't evil they're morally grey which makes them cooler

sorry anons but most werewolves are murderous and insane because they have no control over their bestial nature so that qualifies as evil
only the companion chad werewolves are morally gray

more like pedophyric homophilia LOL

But I thought there was a cure

Sheogorath is peak reddit

I accidentally killed Helvius Cecia in one punch. I have no chance to learn Hand-to-Hand combat now.

Might have something to do with holy water, silver, the sun killing them and being undead. Not sure tho

breton because it is STUPIDLY overpowered

It's even in THE book about vampires.
en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Vampires_of_Vvardenfell,_v_II

In the East, the Western tradition of Vampire Hunters is unknown. Vampirism is known to be incurable, and even if it were curable, a cured vampire would be an abomination to be destroyed. Since the disease is infallibly cured if treated within three days, failure to treat oneself after an encounter with a vampire would be considered a deliberate attempt to contract the disease, and a mark of monstrous depravity....

Is the line "Have you heard of the high elves?" actually in the game?

Anon, I suggest you open google and check what period blood actually contains. Even for a vamp you gotta be REAL freaky to let any of that shit near your mouth.

that was a hell of a cricket swing though, anybody else see that follow-through?

Breton if I wanna be an overpowered mage, Khajit if I wanna do a drunken master run.

The Dark Brotherhood thought I murdered one of the Argonian Prisoners

being inherently connected to Mr. King of Rape is by far more than enough to be considered "spawn of evil" even if you yourself aren't that bad

No

it's vampirism complete SHIT in all TES games gameplay wise anyways

I think it's "have you heard about the high elves", leading into a sort discussion of civil unrest in the summerset isles. They're bringing up current events, not acting like the existence of a ubiquitous race is a piece of trivia.