Literally everyone is excited for this game

Florida always win baby!

If a game doesn't have anime girls I just don't give a shit

A lot of people here make hating popular things their personality. It's what all kids do. They want top be seen as special. Granted, a lot of popular things are actually bad, but too many fuckers here take it to the extreme.

A large portion of Anon Babble is also excited, it's just the contrarian chuds that are here just to whine about everything that aren't.

it does though, booby ones too.
youtube.com/watch?v=6_ZyCMml8pk&ab_channel=xKILAGAMINGx

gonna be delayed again

$120

consoleslop exclusive in 2000 fucking 25

yeah fuck this dogshit

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It looks safe and bland but I'll still buy it

>except Anon Babble

There are those desperate for this to be the narrative, but it isn't true. You're excited, you're going to buy it, you're going to like it. It's going to be the only game talked about on Anon Babble for months when it comes out.

why is gta the game literally everyone must purchase no matter their tastes?

It's not 500 million PEOPLE, tho, it's 500 million views.

How many times do I have to tell you that I never even played V?

Why isn't IGN, Kotaku, Resetera, etc united in calling out the completely outdated and sexist male gaze that occurs in this trailer. It's toxic and Rockstar should public-ally apologize.

Most of Anon Babble will play it but the autists that won't shut up about how they don't care will make 100 posts per day about it

they balance it out by making all the white people in the trailer except protag look like fat jackasses

What percentage of Anon Babble is actually underage, you think?

It's a fucking year away, I'll give a damn in the days before it launches maybe

Thats not true with Jason. I haven't seen so much gay lust over vidya since BG3 was getting daily shill threads.

0. underaged people can't post on this website. it's one of the rules.

literally everyone is excited for this game

I never liked GTA, always thought it was a wigger game.

Because it's not an East Asian company making the sex appeal. Same thing happened with BG3.

There's literally nothing stopping from underage posters from posting here, and lying about their age, so I don't understand why people think it isn't a significant percentage.
I was watching South Park when I was like 12, why shouldn't I believe every post about the new God of War games aren't 12 year olds?

i just said it wasn't true with jason. read slower esl.

american humor

Ah yes, I forgot there was a mystical barrier keeping kids off this site.

because she's not white, asian or anime looking. That's it. Jokes on them, latina women that aren't tortas make me hard as diamonds.

GTA is just boring. Driving cars, shooting guns, there is nothing enjoyable. Wake me up when R* makes a medieval rpg with swords and then I'll pay attention. Guns are the least interesting form of combat ever invented.

gta isn't american silly. stop being obsessed, yeah?

months

More like years

Rockstar North is based out of UK m8. GTA as a whole is the bongs making fun of Americans.

Trailer is the most watched video of all time

Fats on Anon Babble still convincing themselves that it will flop

Kek this game mind-broke tendies worse than RDR2 did

Im not addicted to buying microtransactions.

What is there to be excited about? All we know is there is a new GTA.

Literally no one thinks this game will flop.

W-wasted digits? I can't tell.

last GTA I played was San Andreas, I really don't care

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

it's fine when Japan does it

anime site faggot

lurk moar because there's definitely a good amount of morons on this board still posting that it will flop

Its a fantasy for poors who fantasise that their new shoes will help them run form police making them immune to repercussions

Never touched a GTA in my life, the whole thing feels nigger-coded, IYKWIM.

I have schizo fatigue on Anon Babble. 1% of posters probably make 99% of the threads.

le corporate product is popular why aren't you le hyped too

GTA, Rockstar are the equivalent of Disney's Star Wars and Marvel garbage.
It's a cancer of gaming that only kids should like.

but it's for grownups

Bullshit, you and everyone of your friends as kids played these games.

Nigger I'm not getting this 200GB 100$ sloppa I can play literally anything else.

Who said it's going to flop?
I said I don't plan on playing it. I haven't played a GTA since base 4.

I did not care for GTAV either, the writing is far inferior to that of GTAIV.
Everything about this is predictable to the point it is boring and I really do not care for heist stories.

Lost interest in Rockstar games after GTA V. Rockstar has gone too far in the cinematic Hollywood direction and the games themselves aren't fun to play.

Twitter is not the real world

Uh excuse me? Playing as Chad White fucking a hot Latina in the ass and slaughtering niggers? I don’t even see any futanaris featured in the trailer. This is DEI woke nonsense and I will not be purchasing it (Switch 2 release notwithstanding)

GTA is a game for adolescents. Thinking adding
gratuitous sex and violence makes something more mature is peak adolescent thinking. It's just that some adults never grow out of it just like some never grow out of being children.

When a game gets shit on or shilled in an extreme way it's a propaganda campaign (or you could say advertising if it's positive).

Someone wants GTA6 to perform badly so the question is who would benefit from that.

they somehow made her even more brown

I just hope the controls and movement are more responsive than rdr2. that game feels so shit to move around it. if feels like your controls are laggy as fuck. whenever you do something you get put in an animation and cant control you character. it's so shit. gta v was already pretty bad but rdr2 feels even worse.

No one will buy it because it isn't MAGA

What’s mature by your definition?

You're trying too hard to fit in, dumbass.

Made her browner

Make her ass fatter

Gave her ass jiggle physics

Bueno, I glad R* aren't being prudes

I'm not into the whole Bonnie and Clyde thing and dreading the amount of screen time theyre going to dedicate to boring as fuck relationship drama slop

the GET of reason...

Probably 10-25%. I don't think Anon Babble is as popular with the kids as it used to be when I first came here when I was 13, 17 years ago. Back then it was probably more like 40-50%. I met a lot of underaged people on here back then too. Elections brought in a shit ton of literal boomers too. Average age of Anon Babble is probably 28-34 or so.

Zero gameplay.

Maturity is more philosophical and more about your duties/roles in life and your contemplation of it. It's something that you understand more as a leader, a father or someone with responsibility.
It's natural for a teenager to think being an adult is all about sex and violence because of raging hormones but fundamentally speaking sex and violence is no different than candy or toys for children as a dopamine hit.

5 certainly is

Ayo put me in the screen cap

Anon Babbleintendo

im hyped for it

oh my god i just realized this is a porno. i thought this was some kind of live-action the last time i saw someone post this image

I can't wait for the inevitable extortion by the feds subversive subplot xD
but yeah it'll be good.

I didn’t hate 5 but it doesn’t make me hyped for 6. I found none of the protagonists that likable. The missions were a bit meh
And the thing I’m most autistically upset by is the properties being complete garbage, I assume to push people into their fake stock market
But the tow truck business for 150k to generate no passive income and unlock the ability to tow cars for 500 bucks a pop meaning you gotta tow 300 fucking cars to break even
Businesses that do provide passive income but require days to break even but time doesn’t progress while not playing so that’s days of play time

I’d play a good gta like, which is why I was bummed the latest saints row was shit, but I’m gonna need to see more than a big latina ass

If you're in a relationship does that mean you can't fuck prozzies?

I'm excited, it's just fags being contrarian.

being a jaded contrarian retard =/= being realistic/skeptical

Glad you can read.

This is goyslop conditioning: the game, its why niggers act the way they do, its why brown women get bbls, its why florida is invaded by cubans.

we're contrarians by nature

Wokeness is dead and all companies are slowly starting to distance themselves from it. Some don't even change their logos for pride month anymore. By the 2030s I think we'll be back to how things were in the late 2000s/early 2010s, culturally speaking.

I mean the main people responsible for the classic GTA games all left Rockstar and there's been a ridiculously long dev cycle and turnover. It'd probably be a surprise if Rockstar managed to ever recover to form. You can hire a billion people to make extremely detailed graphics and animations but that doesn't make a story good or a game fun. The name Rockstar seems long dead like it does for Bioware.

>literally everyone is excited for this game

>except Anon Babble

When Anon Babble was down I realized the internet theory is real and people just don't talk about anything anymore, there's no other place to go, nothing seems honest, and everything seems as algorithmic as it can be. People being overtly polite to avoid a ban. Here, there's a lot of spam, but also a lot of people speaking their minds exactly what they want to. It might be a shit thought, but at least I know it's human because no corpo would say a stupid thing like that, there's no gain from it.

And GTA games are all the same, always have been mid, and if you played 5th you already played them all. You can keep playing that one. It will be the same. Theres nothing more you can get from another installment.

nice diss on any game with a story ever.

you played one jrpg you played them all! one shooter? that's right, all of them are the same!

There's joy to be had from a new story, highest tier production of a game possible and exploring a new map. dumbfuck.

holy quints

There has been a lot of cooming over the Latina on Anon Babble.

GTA just doesn't excite me anymore. 15 years ago I'd be pissing and shitting myself over it. Will still probably play through it, but if the game never came out I wouldn't care.

Retarded brown people is not "literally everyone", Joao.

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GTA died to me after san andreas. I tried 4 twice couldn't get into it's true crime serious bullshit. Litterally saints row became what GTA should have. Only normies wanna play this gentified vanilla ass game,GTA lost all humor and edge.

Then it should be easy to quote 5 such posts.

nice diss on any game with a story ever.

>you played one jrpg you played them all! one shooter? that's right, all of them are the same!

There's joy to be had from a new story, highest tier production of a game possible and exploring a new map. dumbfuck.

Yeah but the story of a Cuckstar of David game? Cum on now anon
Alright then

It kind of is. It's a definitive water cooler game, people buy it becaise everyone else buys it. They enjoy the event participation more than the actual gameplay per se, of which there is little.

I mean, it's GTA. Worse we're gonna see is funny jank like early release RDR2. They're not jumping into a new genre with a new engine like CD Projekt with Cyberpunk 2077. GTA is still unmatched so far.

I dont think this has anything to do with wokeness. This is just last-stage feminism gone absolute bananas, where whores are seen as an empowering statement, while every single male in the room is reduced to a background prop; a fucking court jester clapping on cue.
Same reason why all this shit, to me, it just comes off as some sort of female centric TV series.

Why am I supposed to be excited for a game I literally can't play?
I don't have a PC or a PS5 and can't get one
I've been priced out of video games

Still not buying it

If people were that excited, they'd be buying PS5s and XSs like crazy.

GTA is so big that it is more notable that you are not going to play it then saying you are going to play it. It is like the people who loudly say they haven't seen any star wars movies. At some point you are doing it for imagined cool points rather than not being interested.

Quote this buddy
YOU'RE GAY

Because Rockstar has enormous hype, and a big marketing budget, so if they fuck their coverage of the game, they might end up losing ad revenue, AND lose out on the early review copies, or get struck with a review embargo. The editors are probably fuming, but them's hard times and money comes first. Unlike Senran Kagura or whatever that korean or chinese game was called, trashing GTA over the sexualization WILL hurt their bottomline.

It's just the 1+ year wait for the PC port on top of them probably wanting $100 for the game when games STILL aren't consistently worth $60 yet.

I was underwhelmed by GTAV and I don't know how they can make anything interesting, let alone challenging with the amount of share holders and man hours behind it.

I was here when the V trailer dropped. Whole catalog was dogs confirmed threads

I'm busy playing other games. And I'll be busy in the future. I aged out of GTA 10 years ago when they went all in on GTA online.

The traditional game press is a dying industry and they need weeb rage bait to survive. E3 dying was the last nail in the coffin. However, GTA6 is such a big event it will keep them alive for another couple years. They might even hold on until the next console gen.

I'm interested in the game, but I'm worried that there are going to be too many sim mechanics like RDR2. Does the fucking horse really need 4 different health/stamina bars. I'm hoping the cars don't need gas, oil changes, annual inspections, registration.

I only watched it once
30 fps confirmed and pc release in 2+ whenever ill just skip this until a sale

the market is oversaturated with shitty open world games gta isnt the shining daimond in the rough no more

Never liked the burger criminal worship. Why would one play as a nigger when other games let you play as interesting characters in interesting and unique worlds

Based Florida giving us kino setups

tons of people play the online game its insane
even janky ass fivem has 200k+ monthly concurrent players
Pretty sure the GTAO2 gameplay trailer near launch will overtake trailer 2 easily
single player gameplay trailer will beat T2 and GTAO2 showcase will beat that

Why would I be excited for a pute normalfaggot game when I'm not a normalfaggot or 12yo?
May as well ask why am I not excited about this year's sportsball game with gacha for Ngubus.

GTA is literally the king of open world simulation

It's mostly Indians

the market is oversaturated with shitty open world games gta isnt the shining daimond in the rough no more

Where? Saints row, watch dogs, sleeping dogs, just cause, etc are all dead. Asscreed and other ubislop games are at a low point and completely rpgified. Closest you get is shit like horizon zero dawn which sucks. Where are the open world crime games? All of them are gone this talking point hasn't been true for over a decade. If I want to steal a car and run over everyone in a big playable sandbox this is my only option. For the last few years there have been more jrpgs and fighting games than open world crime games. People talk like we are still in the 360 era.

I got sick of the Michael/Franklin/Trevor dynamic fast. I hope the new characters aren't silly ass mofos like they were

GTA5 came out 13 years ago

its funny how cdprojectred tried so hard not to be "cyberpunk gta" when everyone assumed it would be but at the end of the day everyone would have loved the game a hell of a lot more if it was literally GTA cyberpunk

So what other games are you going to play in 2026?

I think Anon Babble just destroys their ability to enjoy anything. You guys are actually so mentally ill constantly worried about boogie men that don't exist. Genuinely go outside and make friends. Nobody actually cares about the things you care about.

I hope this water cooler, corporate drone coded, normalfaggot OMGSORANDOM millenial bullshittery dont have the cast acting like silly billies

lol me too anon, me too.

Because they managed to make it diverse without being woke so they have it hard to complain about it, is honestly a genius move from Rockstar if anything

people are so ready for a new gta that they were salivating at the idea of a knockoff. Now every uncreative developer goes for the battle royal or extraction shooter dollar. It has been 12 years since the last one and all the clones are gone. There is a bigger gap between the releases of gta5 and gta6 than dmc4 and dmc5.

At this point I'm willing to pay Rockstar 1000 European dollars for their GTA 6 product.

Click L to WHOA

Press A to YAH

What does the DOUG button do?

I wished I have a product so successful to bend the shared reality like that. I don't think I would refrain myself from calling their hypocrisy, to call them little shits who won't never touch daddy because they know they would get royally fucked if I didn't include them in the marketing. Holy shit, it must be a heavenly feeling.

I legit wouldn't mind, I have spent more in mmo games anyway

I haven't seen the trailer. I just don't care.

NOOOO YOU MUST GET EXCITED FOR SLOP AND CONSUME THE SLOP OR YOU ARE LE JADED CONTRARIAN

Shalom.

true to life.
For every jacked soldier like Jason there are three fat fucks

I will be purchasing this game.

I only ever played SA over a decade ago, and only because a friend let me borrow it. I just got bored of it fast. No reason to care about GTA.

You think you do, but you dont have any idea how fucking pozzed this shit is gonna be.
I swear to God, all media is made for women. All. Media.

I guess you are not American because everyone here played San Andreas.

That's because open world games like GTA take a long fucking time to make, especially at that map size and detail, and they're really hard to get right. Too goody-two-shoes like The Getaway or Driver is boring, too "Out there, uncontrollable" like Saints Row 3 looks corny and stupid. Saints Row 2 sorta hit the sweet spot, despite looking way cheaper than GTA 4 and wackier than San Andreas. Too bad SR3 happened and killed the series.

Sleeping Dogs sucks btw. It's a terrible GTA clone mixed with a shitty BamHam clone and it was full of shitty fucking bugs and bad voice acting and it had a retarded gay story. I'd rather play SR3 again than that turd.

Sleeping Dogs sucks btw.

awful taste. It was the best gta knockoff had they had a chance to make a squeal it could have been something really great. Despite them taking a longer time to make we used to get one pretty consistently. At least one gta or knockoff per year. Last one I played was watchdogs 3 and it was ass. I actually miss saints row.

This

getting irrationally hyped for a $600 game

shilling it for free

Positively subhuman.

I wonder if Rockstar already has the devkit for the PS6. It's supposedly around the corner for a 2026 announcement and 2027 launch.

looking froward to the price reveal trailer

I played 5 and hated it by the end. I played RDR2 and I wasn't a boomer so I got bored of the realistic cinematography really quickly. Why the fuck would I get hyped for these developers? I just want a fun video game and I've already got hundreds of those to do.

Grand Theft Auto died when they included the cancer known as (((bisexual))) representation.
Avoid any, and all games featuring that garbage like the plague.

Sleeping Dogs sucks btw

Nah it was the most competent GTA clone since Saints Row 2. The third most competent being Mafia i suppose. The fourth being Watch Dogs 2. And True Crime LA/New York was probably the building blocks to getting Sleeping Dogs. I think Scarface and The Godfather games had some decent ideas but failed to bring it together as a whole package. The Godfather extortion stuff and rival family turf wars was dope and should be in modern games. That's my two cents.

ps4 games in a nutshell

genuine actual autism

Posting a fixed version.

475 million idiots who are going to buy Shark Cards for GTA Online 2.0 watched the trailer

Am I supposed to be impressed? V was overrated as FUCK, and now VI will be too.

It will probably be historical. Rockstar will not dare to underestimate it and release it in a poor state after such a long wait.
I just don't care about GTA. I'm too busy playing games from 2010s. The only game I'm currently hyped for is Half-Life 3

Yes and?
fuckin tourist

I loved the trailer music and haven’t touched a GTA game for 5 years now.
I’m not thrilled about buying a PS5 though

Buy an Xbox.

i haven't heard anyone irl care about gta since 3
now the horse game? yeah they loved that horse game

literally everyone is excited for this game

that's why I keep posting twitter threads about how successful it is!

how retarded can you possibly be to get backed with millions of dollars and still pretend like every jew insn't salivating at the thought of GTVI Online?

Why isn't IGN, Kotaku, Resetera, etc united in calling out the completely outdated and sexist male gaze that occurs in this trailer

fuck off chud.

…why? Doesn’t Xbox Series X always have worse performance than PS5 due to the Series S holding it back?

normalfags eat up....the normalfags bait???

Everyone else is excited for the product, why arne't you chud?! Do you want to be left out and be an outcast??

I played gta 4 on launch and it was boring. The whole appeal was always having a sandbox open world city you could mess around in, but plenty of games have that now. Even cyberpunk, for all it's faults, had an interesting city and setting (not that you could interact with it much)

But what's gta going to be?'what are the missions? The activities? The interactions? Just some gay story about a couple criminal lowlifes with subpar shooting and missions like "drive next to the other car"