FUCKING PROTOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKING PROTOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Didn't know Artosis was still alive
if the protoss player's whole strategy is obviously hinging on nexus first / all in why doesn't he just play accordingly instead of committing to turtling all game
because <long-winded screaming excuse followed by banning several people>
His streams are hard to watch because of all the text to speech trash donors keep posting.
50% of his brainpower is taken up by not wanting to take a third at any given time.
It's like a remnant of prehistoric internet that remained undisturbed since time immemorial.
Like an interwebz version of the lost world.
The vid of his wife telling him he forgot to take his expansion is the funniest shit ever.
because if terran rushes and protoss doesn't go nexus first or the map is 4 players and big the terran insta losses and in those situations the protoss survives nearly every time.
Nah, old youtube and Anon Babble wasn't as annoying as the tts messages. The most annoying ones are the ones that do some loud noise that go one for like a half hour.
OP power ranking
zerg>>>protoss>terran
are you lying, or did you forget annotations
tanks are a unit that has no counters and lolrapes everything.
have you never seen a dark swarm with a lurker underneath it before?
Are broodlings banned from pro play or something?
Only annotation I remember is "Pizza supreme"
Annotations were cool
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Mario chomped down
lol lmao
tenkeyless
thats the face I make trying to get my dick to work these days (I'm 39)
Is this some Christmas themed mod? Anyway, spawn broodlings has this huge range and trading a queen for a tank is perfectly fine.
Imagine playing Terran.
No, and they're pretty OP. I don't remember them being used much in the past but I recently got back into watching BW and people are actually making queens now. It's crazy.
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why are vidya boomers like this
Ensnare also lets you temporarily reveal hidden units you know are there, just like Maelstorm and other area of effect spells that put festive-coloured bird poop all over their victims. And queens move really quickly. And Parasite is invaluable and only became a non-issue for Terrans in BW because BW is gay.
you have to understand that when this dude went to the arcade in his youth there was a tangible threat of violence that online does not allow you to replicate, he is fighting his inner demons in this moment
Hello Artosis
Nah, but it lets Terrans be lazy with army control and default win fights that z or p would have to win with army control
Ensnare slow affects fire rate and basically turns off stimpacks too
Yes, this is Ensnare's intended use but the unintended one is hilarious when you accidentally discover it yourself. Kids miss out by reading about everything in wikis big time.
There's nothing like that in his streams.
I HAVE to call you a retard, sorry.
he has tiny t-rex hands xDxDxD
His wife called them "princess hands" on stream once
that's ok, friend, I still love you and wish you well
Why his arms are so small?
for me it's the ai songs, with tts you can say it's already part of twitch so it has a transformative aspect to it but if you let the music shit slide you might as well just give up and let yourself be hooked up to the singularity machine
also why does marge sound like a man?
Terran is historically the winningest race btw.
proof?
They are designed to be well-rounded. Their basic combat unit deals normal damage at respectable - and upgradeable - range and can target both ground and air units. They have good spells. Their workers can not only repair each other but also can get healed without spending minerals in BW by a low tech unit. Mines can be good although not without some flaws. Tanks are really good. Worst of all is their Scanner Sweep probably. Nearly free detection anywhere at any time is bullshit good. And after its cost was halved to 25 energy it's just disgusting.
25energy scan
huh? do you even play the game? it's 50energy.
So they nerfed it back. I stopped playing modern versions at least 15 years ago.
Out of 5 bonjwa 4 are terran and 1 is zerg.
the last balance patch was in 2001
they havent changed balance in 24 years. i just think you're a retard who is spewing bullshit.
Naturally I don't remember any details after not caring for MP for so many years. It's not impossible that I'm misremembering but pretty sure it was 25 in some of the versions.
Yeah, I think you're a faggot who should kill himself but we don't always get what we want.
kek, i dont think you're capable of thought at all.
the way he delicately presses the keys on his keyboard while raging is very funny to me
the simian who is incapable of even trying to form correct sentences is criticising anyone's mental capacity
Pottery. Also it was 75 to 50, which you probably knew but didn't want to bring attention to only being right about a technicality.
criticising
oh, you're a yuropeen. i see why you're upset.
i didn't bring attention to it because i wasn't the retard who was making claims on balance without even knowing the basics. do you think a marine is only 25minerals to make too? kek.
artosis is funny and based
protoss players are just apes