Comfy GTA VI hype thread

Post things you're excited about, activities you want in the game, if you'll main Jason or Lucia, etc.

I am excited for big sweaty latina booty (I also like her face and lips)

Hope for more realistic physics and feel. Like an evolution from GTA IV rather than V

The graphics weren't exactly super impressive, but I'm excited to see the NPC interactions and how alive the world is. I think that's where most of the money went. It makes sense to me that substance > graphics.

not super impressive

Twerk, ass, tits, hookers, strippers, I'm a proud coomer

Are those in game footage? I've heard that being said but a lot of the trailer looked pre rendered with some looking like in game footage

I'm going to go hang out in the swamp.

not exactly super impressive

I think I have never seen humans look so good in any other vidya

not prerender with rockstar.
they can curate and pick the best lighting for any given scene but they don't tweak or change anything, it's in engine

so who are you killing in the last misson, Jason or Lucia?

yeah, if GTA V (and IV) were any indication, they might change time of day and some lighting around (such as the sun position and some extra lights here and there) but you can pretty much expect the game to look the same as the trailer

Wait holy fucking shit LMAO THAT'S INSANE
And this is on PS5. Once this gets on PC and they create reshade mods... holy shit. This is the new Cyberpunk for graphics

repostan
I bought a used ps5 cause I wanted a 4k player and I figured why not spring for the ps5 then I can play the demon souls remake and now I guess I can play gta 6 before it comes out on pc and buy it again when it does come to pc just like with gta 5 so now I guess I like gta 6 and double dipping

It's all on their new RAGE engine. It's the next evolution from RDR2. Everything across the board is theoretically going to be an upgrade. Everything. This is the one boys.

relationship in the plotline of a videogame

main character is a woman

videogame released in 2026

It's a game clearly made for twitch thots and women since they took over gaming during COVID. Why do they always ruin our hobbies bros??

Uhm... bros?

Sub 30 fps just like the trailer.

kek

Nobody is excited for this normified slop fuck off astroturfing tranny we're not playing the corny love story game where the brown female girlboss will be the main character while the white side character is just used as a caricature of how dumb white men are

Every foid is ugly as shit

But MC is steroid filled gigachad

Why are all games made for foids now?

I was to run RDR2 on my laptop 1060 6GB a few years back. I wonder what kind of magic they'll pull for the PC port and how long it'll be before it comes.

GTA V already got this kind of lighting in the new update, it's just the models are too lowpoly. it will run at 30fps btw

delayed it by a year because GTAO2 isn't ready yet

Gonna be real interesting to see what those day 1 payment plans will be like to make up for the last financial quarter.

shoes on the bed

how dumb white men are

I mean some of them are shilling GTA and hyping up some jap rpg expedition game (made by women). pretty dumb to me

I want to see gameplay not set up shots

I'm gonna go with the Bonnie and Clyde classic: both dead.

This is going to be trash. Just goyslop for the norming masses. Won't have the brilliant physics of GTA 4 or the vehicle handling. Cars will handle like Mario Kart 64

shoes on the bed

#justburgerthings

The Bonnie and Clyde dynamic looks forced and cringe. The only reason I'd get this game is if Online is ready on day one and a separate purchase like after RDO. I'm not spending ten million hours with stock white dudebro and his Cuban immigrant gf.

We literally haven't even seen any gameplay

Well that's the point of what I said isn't it? I'm excited to see gameplay

At the very least I really hope Rockstar finally fix the fucking traffic and wanted system.

Ahh yes, sixth mainline game. SURELY they'll fix it this time.

I just want a world as interactive as RDR2, but in a modern setting. If it's "only" as good as that, I'll be happy. If it's even better, I'll be ecstatic. I'm not a "hype" kind of guy and will likely only get the game once it's out on PC, like I did with Red Dead, but I personally haven't been disappointed by R* titles yet.

I just hope the single player has as much content as RDR2 but it sounds like they focused on the Online a lot

Can't wait to see how they flesh out the boats since they've always been really underutilized in GTA. Hoping they get a bunch of customization options and a boatyard or something to store them in.

It's the new trend after shoe on head.

no socks

Speak English anti-SJW and stop getting your opinions from your favorite alt right grifter

we haven't seen any raw gameplay no but several shots from the trailer are quite clearly gameplay but recorded from a different angle with no HUD for cinematic purposes. the shot of jason walking into his house at the start is an obvious transition to gameplay sequence. the shot of jason shooting out of the car is also probably gameplay, as is the scene where lucia blows up the pursuing cars with the grenade launcher. they're just captured from different angles to make them appear cinematic. rdr2 lets you do this during actual gameplay with the cinematic camera.

we haven't seen any raw gameplay

Those leaks from a few years ago seemed pretty close to the real thing. I'm expecting RDR2 levels of slow with obligatory looting animations for every single can of beans. Before the online eventually fixes the speed up for the ADHDs. You thought the horse stealing your guns was bad wait until the car does it during every cop chase.

Now imagine the rdr2 game world with an actually good game attached to it. 6 will be shit just like V and RDR2.

i have faith (lol) that rockstar is smart enough to know red dead and gta don't cater to the same people. it makes sense given the setting for red dead 2 to be more immersive and slow-paced and emphasize slower gameplay. gta doesnt fit the style at all, i'm sure it will have the usual scripted shit that even gta v had but the game will play much faster than red dead 2. also looting has never been a thing in gta anyway, youve always just run over shit like money and ammo to collect them

excited about

Im a simple man, Im gonna be a taxi driver and live my best life

activities you want in the game

I want to make my dream girl in gta online and dress her up like a whore

Make this headcanon work

also looting has never been a thing in gta anyway, youve always just run over shit like money and ammo to collect them

Did you ever play the heists in the shitty online mode? Because that's exactly what it was with the addition of thirdies and spergs fucking the whole thing up because they died during the extraction. They had ten years of watching the metrics for this play out. I'm sure they learned enough about the human condition to either capitalize on it with paid skips or found ways to make it less of a ball ache on the end user. You don't even need to hire an addiction specialist when you have that much data to pull from.

Virgin pole vs chad anglo

That's a mod

Forced hype for shitty characters.

not super impressive

The ground textures, rocks and foliage look ugly and stuck in last gen. Some of the NPC models look PS4 like. The water in scenes also looks 2D and low quality.

im 99 percent sure this game will be a let down with a focus far more on multiplayer/online.

however, for the main story, it would be nice if the two characters didn't cheat on each other, or at least if theres an option to be loyal to jason/lucina.

there's so much subversion and eroding of monogamy in the world, the most shocking thing rockstar could do is allow the ability for the man and woman to be loyal to each other and have a happy ending.

that's GTA V Enhanced lighting

One image shows that a strip club is hiring, so I'm gonna make Lucia strip for money, spend it on burgershot, get her fat and on skimpy clothing, and ntr jason with the ugly fat bastard

I'm hyped about finding and exploring interiors like a cruise ship or a basketball arena.

Modded

Did they say there will be a lot of interiors? I don't think so.

Fuck off you normie newfag faggot I'd celebrate if your throat got slit

Hopefully we can finally buy safehouses again

There will be more than in GTA V

Time travel? Dimension hopping? Maybe V sent his soul into the net? What’s the headcanon here you’re trying to say? That they’re the same person?

CP2077 unironically feels like a cringy fake game they see background npcs playing.

I know this game will center around a romance. But I still hope you can get lap dances at the strip club. As well as being able to pick up hookers like in every other GTA game. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if we won’t this time. And call me crazy, but I would like it if we had male strippers and gigolos, too. Even better if both Jason and Lucia can partake in their services. That’s probably never going to happen but one can dream.

- listening to music outside cars
- improved robbery/wanted system
- waaaay more interiors
- fishing and hunting animals
The thing I wanna do the most is rob a store and get all the tools and such.

Will you be able to drop weapons in this game or will it have the same awful inventory system as their other games?

Story? Fuck that cringe shit.

Give me the microtransaction SLOP

Live service and its consequences have been a disaster for the gamer race.

With Online going to be a much bigger focus, absolutely. I wouldn't be surprised if you could do online basketball, online tennis etc.

The leaked build had a limit like RDR2 IIRC.

excited to make him get down with other white masc guys

Your stash is the trunk of your car. It'll work similar to how the horse inventory works in RDR2

Will you be able to make Lucia fat and have the romance cutscenes with her like that with Jason?

I'm excited for Port Gellhorn sleaze

Gonna dress Jason in the whitest trash outfit I can find and just chill out here

I never liked that. The horse was carrying a billion guns you had to cycle through which they "fixed" by adding the gun chest when all we really wanted was a way to sell or drop items

A mod added that feature alteast, maybe Rockstar will take note

no euphoria engine

don't care

I just want to fuck around in the wilderness and see cool easter egg shit. They put this stuff in and I'm happy.

god i hope so

video versions of the postcards

Truly based if Rockstar is bold enough to let us.

I’m ok with this if you can also make him kiss middle aged women and old ladies

I hope they've made boats more fun to control in this game since there's such a big focus around water.

I want a whole sub game about hunting for cryptids/aliens/ghosts, and there to be some kind of Art Bell type show where people call in to tell stories about their experiences, and it will give you hints on where you can go to find them, and like maybe they only appear on certain times of day, and under certain conditions.

will we get flamethrower, saber and motorsaw weapons? if no, im not playing this garbage

Oh this game will be full of Easter eggs and secrets. That's Rockstars bread and butter. Look at how many are in RDR2. They even talked about an area in the game full of mysterious things and backwater hillbillies

games gonna suck

Being able to buy safehouses and businesses

Continuous business passive income and business side missions

Have warehouses / garages you own for all your vehicles

Huge selection of cars and mods to buy and steal

Being able to unlock things early in game like character buffs / perks, cars, weapons, clothes etc.

Fishing and hunting like RDR2 but more expansive and a market to make lots of money off it.

Bring back taxi / police / EMT missions with character / vehicle buffs after completing them.

I want to shoot an inflatable ring just to see how it reacts with and without somebody in it.

hotcoffeebros... we're going home

i'm okey with this if i can kiss little girls and boys and babies too

If the cruise ship is drivable I'll kneel

This but black women.

Reply to my post immediately or I will kill your firstborn you fuckers

I hope cars feel more realistic maybe even more weighty than GTA 4. I understand wanting it to be simple and arcadet like GTA 5 but then every car feels the same without individuality and all the fun and impact removed. I'm sure the devs understood this conundrum, like they did in past games but I wonder if they still do.

How come no one mentions this? Rage engine is one of the best engines in gaming and I'd like to see a new evolution.

At this point they need to have driving settings like Forza. Being able to turn traction on off and or sim arcade driving settings.

BETTER CAR DEFORMATION
BETTER RAGDOLL
BETTER SHOOTING WITH RECOIL
BETTER MAP
Everything else I don't give a shit about.

So none?

General physics from IV/RDR2, and driving from literally anything but V, and I would enjoy fucking around in the world.

better map

Looks like that's a fucking guarantee

has parts of Georgia

has parts of Alabama

has all of Florida

You have the gun chest in your trunk. I'm guessing you won't be able to have a bazooka in your back pocket anymore to make the entire thing more realistic. In the second trailer you already see MP5 and pistols which I think is much more realistic for the crime setting. If you run around with a AR15 and pazooka around your shoulder it might set off cops without even shooting at anything

TAKE MY MONEY

This is not a japanese game so no pedo shit.

As an Asian man this trailer pissed me off. Oh great yet another yt Chad stereotype (who exists nowhere IRL btw) fucks all the women and is an awesome cool badass. Big shocker. Was there even a single Asian man shown throughout the entire trailer for even a single second? Dumb ass little yt boys. Hope the Spanish gf character gets gangbanged by Tyrone and gang as part of the main plot, then maybe the yt cuck audience will be reminded of their place since they lose all their women to blacks outside of their power fantasy dreamworlds.

Was this a real comment somewhere? Lol

Looks like a pic of my uncle. What magic is Rockstar using...

activities you want in the game

Having sex with Lucia and drive-bying negroes
These things are the only things I'm donna do in the game

The sections of the map they released the other day doesn't look like all of Florida. They have Miami, the Keys, the Everglades, and industrial area, and what else? What state is that park supposed to be? Georgia? Florida doesn't have mountains.

The problem here isn't that you are asian, it's you being a zoomer. I'm a gypsy, where are the gypsies?

Yea map looks goated desu
GTA 6 trailer 2 shows license plates from 3 additional different states (Glorina/Georgia, Arizona, Liberty City)

I got a PC last summer but I didn’t sell my Xbox series X because I wanted to play gta 6 at launch and also sometimes I like playing on it when I feel like playing controller or in console lobbies in games

Ricecels bringing up blacked porn memes as if it’s an argument when actual, real relationship numbers indicate that asian women exclusively date whites even more than asian men, while white women are the least likely to date interracial will never not be funny

The mountains are Georgia, that's the border between states. Rockstars website has lots of information about the map and characters

They are doing the RDR2 style of maps. GTA6 will be Florida, Louisiana, Georgia style geography because it's going to be such a big map.

Asia is pretty big, are u a gook or a jeet?
In any case feel bad for you (or whoever wrote that comment unironically)

main character is a woman

Do you think Jason is a woman, retarded idiot?

Latina gf...

I'm not spending ten million hours with stock white dudebro and his Cuban immigrant gf

You're not White, ahmed

RDR2 levels of slow with obligatory looting animations for every single can of beans

Not gonna happen. GTA is not RDR and you're retarded

Fucking around with NPCs is going to be a lot more fun, RDR2 NPCs had a lot more reaction than GTA V NPCs. Imagine what they made 7 years after even RDR2

What's the point of your nigger jokes? GTA5 has plenty of interiors. Different shops, houses, a hospital even

Miami is known for numerous ship wrecks that scuba divers can explore. Hopefully they do hidden treasure / hidden items in them.

Nice, I wasn't planning on getting a ps5 ever but having 3 pretty good reasons to get one kinda tipped the scale for me. Thanks btw all parents itt can rest easy now.

No it's not. Look how the vehicles physics changed from GTA 4 to 5.

I was talking about single player, not online

They need to import a lot of the features from GTA Online into story mode for GTA VI. Such as businesses, safehouses, garages, warehouses, car dealerships, etc.

Leonida

going into water outside of your own bathroom

RIP

can get in trouble for poaching

Haven't seen a single python yet

GTA IP with production value beyond RDR2's. We knew to expect it but it's still amazing to witness it come to reality. The tone also seems to be sufficiently edgy despite political currents of the last decade. At least they're not shying away from le degradation of women.

The real life clown world has made GTA age like fine wine. They no longer even have to take the satire too far as reality caught up to them which makes the whole experience even more surreal.

With all the water, I hope there are some cool and well hidden secret shit underwater.

Do you think the lyrics to "Love is a Long Road" by Tom Petty reflect the games story?

There was a girl I knew
She said she cared about me
She tried to make my world
The way she thought it should be

Yeah, we were desperate then

To have each other to hold
But love is a long, long road
Yeah, love is a long, long road

There were so many times

I would wake up at noon
Yeah, with my head spinning 'round
I would wait for the moon

And give her one more chance

To try and save my soul
But love is a long, long road
Yeah, love is a long, long road

I'm concerned that they're going to clamp down on sandbox bloodshed. Being the biggest entertainment phenomenom in the world and also functioning as a mass murder simulation sounds like something that will draw in a lot of pressure from all directions to discourage glorification of terrorism and such. GTA 5 already nerfed ramming down pedestrians with absurd speed penalty and inhumanely lethal police response. It also didn't really have big crowds like 4 did.

As if Rockstar has ever given a shit about controversy.

Controversy creates cash.

shoot gator in the middle of fucking nowhere

cops spawn instantly slightly out of sight

only one city

doa

This. GTA V had the cool mini submarine and the Pacific Ocean but besides the dumb collectathon it was pretty empty. There needs to be a lot of stuff to do in and on the water. Fishing, treasure hunting, scuba diving, boating, etc.

Game Warden are like that thougheverbeit

source: my lying nigger ass

Its already confirmed at least three cities. Miami, Broward, and the Keys.

Deathwish

The ending is likely gonna be more like in rdr2 as in your choices throught the whole game will determine it not a simple choice at the end like in gta 4 and 5
In the leaks in 2022 it was leaked theres 4 endings;
1) Romantic Cool
2) Romantic Chaotic
3) Pragmatic Cool
4) Pragmatic Chaotic

I'm hyped for the different activities. when gta online first dropped i had fun just biking and hiking with friends. the map looks massive with more to do. at least 3 strip clubs confirmed is also nice. and the story already seems better than 5 which let me down. also lucia is fucking hot.

BETTER CAR DEFORMATION

The scene in the trailer with the car exploding doesn't seem to feature deformation unfortunately.

I wonder how big of a role Raul is going to play.

shoes on bed

stealth roid body

I'm not hyped. Inb4 I get discord raided for dropping the roid truth nuke. It's the same shit as everyone implying their dick is more than 4 or 5 inches. It's all a Matrix created to demoralize and confuse you. I wonder who's paying these people? USAID? Mossad?

Replacement MC is both Jason and Lucia bite it in the ending.

deuteragonist turned antagonist

Sounds interesting. Also I hope you can do heists outside of main missions and make the repeatable.

Bank robberies and jewel heist.

Fake, its a grand conspiracy. Gay, anon wants to see men's bare feet

The leak showcased the pair dynamically robbing a diner, so I imagine there will be small heists that you can do whenever you want in the open world, but big heists, like a bank, will be planned out like GTAV.

The antagonist with an ebony gf.

They need to have a ton of shit to buy in story mode. In GTA V and RDR2 there wasn't shit buy with your money.

its bonnie and clyde meets a place beyond the pines

neither one has a good ending

wont get a happy ending where you can have a loving family with your hot latina wife

deathwish this time means both protags die

feels bad man

The antagonist with a not so subtle crush on Jason.

vocaroo.com/1wMyDyklrije

Will you be able to fully undress? I want to be able to see Lucia's stained and slightly hairy asshole.

my burrito just shot guacamole everywhere

his design is great. It'll suck if he does end up betraying us. based on his profile i could see him being an antag later

I wonder if it'll be like A Way Out where you choose who to play as to kill the other would be kino ngl t

none

I wanna move to Florida and get a hot as fuck latina criminal GF

if you'll main Jason or Lucia

I believe the rumor that Jason won't make it out of the first act alive.

He's literally rocking the Lance Vance fit.

I don't want to play as a fucking woman. Jason better be playable for the whole game

thats what worries me.

slightly hairy

How are the prostitutes gonna work? They gonna do some "they're in a loving open relationship" type shit?

Rdr2 online is anything to go by it'll be so damn jewish you'll probably have to farm for 3 hrs just to afford gas for your online vehicles unless you wanna buy R* BearShare gold bonds.

I would hope R* learned their lesson about going so completely Jewish online that it kills it but I have my doubts

No but if you use them too much you'll get a bad ending

noooo it's harder for me to escape police

you're a low skill faggot.

It's just explotion, I want to see how car reacts when it crashes

Very based.

It's gonna affect story in some ways.
I think you're able to "cheat" with both characters, which is fair.

I would hope R* learned their lesson about going so completely Jewish online that it kills it but I have my doubts

They only thing they learned is that gutting the soul and single player content to a handful of lazy, completely on-rails, mildly amusing (at best) missions while turning online into a pay-2-grind pseudo-mmo makes bank for the company. So really, hope everyone is ready for even more of that.

I had no problem with RDObeing stingy and grindy, the problem is you literally cannot log in without some chinese kid spawning explosions under everyone within twenty seconds. In GTAO they made private servers easier to use, in RDO they made private servers a bannable offense, one they enforced better than banning cheaters.

If you preferred V's police response over IV's youre genuinely a goop-brained child

That wasn't the talking point.
You complain that Rockstar deliberately made mass killing harder to avoid people doing "terrorism" in their game, which is a big pile of dogshit. You're just in a panic mode looking for ways to somehow justify your hate towards the upcoming title, and it's not working. Thankfully Rockstar already shat on likes of you couple days ago.

Sex mini game between these 2?

Snortting a line of coke off Lucia ass would be high kino

and hyping up some jap rpg expedition game (made by women). pretty dumb to me

They're french, Retard. Can't wait to see you fags seethe when it wins GOTY

You should be able to do coke like Bullshark Testosterone in GTA Online and deal more damage and have more health.

those very few leftovers for the planned single player DLCs

God I wish we got those.

I already like Jason, can't imagine how it'd feel when he dies after spending a hundred hours with him. It'll be ORTHER all over again. I miss that boah

Idk but I love the Heat vibes this game has. Feels like a Tarantino film, especially that part in the trailer with Jason just going about his day to day life.

Anon Babble of all places seems genuinely excited for the new GTA

How did Rockstar do it?

They're just good?

$2 billion

holy fucking shit.

IV's was shit dude you drove in a straight line and evaded them 9 times out of 10 granted V's spawning cops out of nowhere was dogshit too but being able to switch cars and hide in your car with the headlights and radio off was kino

estimated

It's actually 2 pennies (estimated)

And they'll make it back in a week after release guaranteed. Actually insane

Mindseye is gonna wipe GTA 6 off the map did you see how great the gameplay looks?

Who

I believe too.

She'd leglock you to give her a child, retard

looool

The trailers both show denser crowds than any previous games by far

God I really hope body building/weight gain mechanics are back in. That on top of the amazing hair growth of RDR2 would be immersive as all fuck.

opening soon sign on the doors

So who wrote the game? Every writer Rockstar had has been leaving to work with Dan on that new weird project. Not even Lazlow's at R anymore.

Not that anon, but I pretty much disliked all GTA after San Andreas because they dropped realistic stuff like this which was fun to change the character.

Even Lazlow's gone

oof that doesn't sound good. I hope I'm wrong.

I’m happy about this since GTA V’s story sucked. Not a fan of Red Dead 2’s either desu.

hairy Lucia

Do you realize the hell Jason's gonna live with if Lucia's a hairy braphog?

It will be an amazing ps5-limited game. But I'll wait for the pc version to come out. The real one, not the fake one they launch on release day.

racemixing

no thanks, mutt.

At least let Japan make good games again you overpaid glowie scum.

RDR2 had the weight mechanic but it felt half baked and like it didn't work as intended. You'd need to eat like 40 deer steaks to gain weight, and once he gets TB he's perpetually underweight which I suppose is a great detail but kind of undercuts the whole mechanic existing entirely. With a modern contemporary setting it should be easier to make Jason/Lucia fat by eating slop, or losing weight by jogging/working out. It'd be a huge missed opportunity to not add it.

Reminder that the leaker said that 90%+ of buildings will have enterable interiors. It's not just the size of the map im hyped for, its the density.

Also ngl i dont give a shit about the singleplayer(unless it has good mod support maybe but thats not gonna happen), i dont have much faith in it, mutliplayer is the big moneymaker that they're gonna focus on and we all know it. I just hope they don't completely neuter the physics and environments like they did in 5, and its ass edgy, violent, and sexual as possible.

Also I want more boring lifesim stuff. More customization for houses and apartments, deeper character creation, managing food like in red dead, shit like that.

SA was definitely the peak of GTA. GTA4 was good but you had less options overall.

What an ugly fucking goblina bitch, I see better looking brown hoes at the mall lmao you faggots have subhuman nigger standards for what are basically dog looking hoes

All of the screenshots they released seem to show enterable interiors, and the leaks even had Jason and Lucia robbing a waffle house and jewelry store.

You have one year to get fit, confident, and charming enough to pull Latinas that will be swooning for white boys.

I’ve had both John and Arthur’s death spoiled. John’s in particular pisses me off, because it was like a week after RDR came out, and some fag on one of the podcasts I listened to at the time just blurted it out, and everyone else on the show was telling him not to. I don’t know if they intentionally left it in, or they forgot to edit it out, but that shit pissed me off.

I hope like hell you can make Lucia Anon Babble, and dress her in sporty midriff-baring outfits.

I'm curious what a GTA game is going to look like without any popular culture (like cinema or crime dramas) to ape anymore. From the previews it looks like they're trying to imitate the aesthetic of tiktok and influencers which is a pretty meh focus point. considering everyone hates these things.

Weather looks so nice.

GTAIV had the most GOATed protagonist in any GTA. Niko was beyond based. Ruthless, badass, loyal, and cared deeply for the friends who didn't fuck him over like Roman, Patrick, and Little Jacob. Trevor mogged and heemed Johnny the Jew but if he tried that shit with Niko, he would've buried that bald meme reddit faggot.

speaking of online they better not have more missions where you have to drive the entire distance of the map, those were already unbearable in 5 i cant imagine how fucking boring they'll be in 6

That sucks because Arthur's death was basically guaranteed. He isn't in RDR1 and he gets sick halfway through the game with an illness that basically guaranteed death in that era, Arthur is more about watching a man tackle his morality when faced with death. That sucks about John because it comes out of nowhere and only after you successfully get his home and family back.

I'm sorry to tell you all that I feel absolutely no hype for this game

step 1: never make a bad game

step 2: repeat step 1 forever

Lucia too fat

Cool.

You're sorry for us? Why? I'm enjoying my white boy summer next year I'm good bro

That dogshit trilogy remaster through

but grovestreet games

published by rockstar so they signed it

Why don't more devs take a page from Rockstar? Work on one or two projects at a time, have zero deadlines, and actually make your game reflect it's budget. It can't be that hard. Valve does this, Naughty Dog, and uhm..... who else?

This is my bf <3

Just fyi it's going to get delayed September/october

Irrelevant, the original games themselves are timeless masterpieces.

I bet two thirds of that budget is all for GTA Online 2.

bad versions of otherwise loved titles

they did go back and fix it but i dont think that counts as a bad game. just bad ports

I'm going to mod her anyway so idc.

Implying that there are that many people in the world who have a machine able to run this game properly and are willing to spend $100 day one

2 billions/$100=20 million copies, not accounting for the taxes, the distributor's share, the store's share, Sony, Steam and Microsoft's share, and taxes. So it's probably closer to 30 million copies to break even. They'll need a few months at the bare minimum. And most of the money will probably come from MP of course. But I'm not scared for them, unless they really drop the ball and the game is a terrible blunder.

Yeah I was just talking about the game's systems.

Doubt it. The date they chose is significant, May 26th is the anniversary of when Bonnie and Clyde had their funeral, and the death of Ray Liotta.

This is supposed to be a big gaming milestone and I don't give a shit.
I remember loving GTA2, 3 and Vice City.
San Andreas was to dark for me.

not every studio has the infinite money to burn wasting 13 years of everyone's life to produce a game that would be forgotten in a month

More like a milestone for entertainment as a whole. There will be a whole new era, vidya before GTAVI and vidya after. The rest of the industry will be playing catch up. GTAV is 12 years old and still mogs modern sandbox games.

saved

They have this pedigree of being a studio that never fails among normalfags, but their catalog is full of flops and shovelware and never produce anything after they became the GTA studio. They're not Valve or Naughty Dog, they're closer to ubisoft if ubisoft took decades between AC releases.

I wonder if Rockstar will finally be able to randomize traffic vehicles instead of having the same group of three to four cars spawn in rows all the time.

Go back. Only the mods and invaders celebrate Judaism here.

Thou playest still GTA? Why? Wherefore? Whereby? Whither? Where? How? Is it not folly still to play GTA?

Go be taught the overman.

what could they mean? Im guessing the cool endings mean they both survive, in the romantic ending they stay together, in the pragmatic they break up but remain partners. And then maybe romantic chaotic is Jason dying for Lucia and pragmatic chaotic is Lucia going to jail again? I dunno

You cannot be fucking serious comparing Ubislop to Rockstar. Rockstar consistently sets industry standards. Their games are an event, and they never released unpolished slop shit. You are either shitposting or retarded to even think a company like Ubisoft is in the same league as Rockstar. There is 3 developers in this entire industry worthy of being called "AAAA". Naughty Dog, Rockstar, and Valve. They're the only companies that release games with almost no technical flaws, take long periods of time with development, graphically reflect their budgets, and use their own in house engine. No one else is in their league.

I doubt it, but as long as those three or four cars reflect the are you're currently in, I'll be happy

youtube.com/watch?v=70WmdS6eoTo

I like Ubisoft. They've made some of the best games ever made. Rockstar has only made jewish cancer.

anyone has a link to the leaks? Im not talking about the videos, but more the code stuff. Like the anon that posted the "jason - erection / lucia - doggy" or the four endings thing

why are you here?

they're closer to ubisoft if ubisoft took decades between AC releases.

Shit bait.

My Brazilian ex gf has the same body. I’m still wondering why she chose me lol

AIEEE JASON HELP ME

Heeeeey Tommy!

You can see her underwear tightening through her pants from her falling

Fucking hell, the level of detail is actually insane.

Are you worried that since the story is about a couple, you can't sleaze it up like the older games?

Dang

I don't think this guy is supposed to be Phil himself, the shop is probably named after his dad or grandpa who was the one armed Phil from 3 and VC.

Do you think the game was made from the ground up with PS5/Series X in mind? It started development before this current generation was even announced. GTAV is held back by being developed with the 360s 512mb of VRAM in mind. The industry standard of 10+gb is a whole hell of a lot more to work with.

Wait, looking back at this, what's going on with her right arm as they fall?

I would rather have a loyal gf to fuck than a disgusting Florida whore desu

who cares this shit isn't coming out anytime soon just forget about it.

The trailer is exactly what everyone expected wowee its the game just like the other game but now with more game wowzers bazinga.

They started a PS4 build briefly before scrapping it for PS5 and Series X

Phil is white

pro gun as absolute fuck

has two huge tit white girls with him in American flag bikinis

So we're still pretending this game is woke?

I guess they had devkits and/or some knowledge of the specs the new consoles would have

Them bringing Phil back is incredibly based.

KCD2 was woke because... optional gay route

zomg GTAVI gay sex?! YASS KWEEN

this place really is populated by low IQ african niggers only.

Who said there'd be gay sex in GTA 6?

entirety of this board for 3 days now

GTA V looks great with a mod called ChromatiX. If you want to try it out get the 0.2 public beta

Zero tits

sad.

And? Not as if people on here haven't made things up before. It'd be another thing if someone actually confirmed it.

He probably won't have Confederate battleflags anymore.

She looks fat, needs bigger tits too

Hunting and fishing.

I can't wait to see people making mods to make Lucia White or Asian.

So Hot Coffee is confirmed back right?

Bot thread

This game embarrass itself The supposed "top tier" women have smaller tits then the jacked up dude being spammed on Anon Babble today.

I’m making her black.

Hunting

Would you be happy with chopper-mounted minigun boar hunting?

killing whites, and hopefully killing racist white supremacist jason

Lucia wished she had ass looking as good as Panam's
V wins

you get to cuck both Jason and Lucia

Two playthroughs minimum guaranteed

GTA Everglades is going to be so kino.. Florida redneck simulator mogs yuppie pozzed west coastie Californiaslop

It's going to sell 30 million copies day one most likely. Probably 40 million by the end of the opening weekend.

I want Jason to fuck my ass

cyberpunk will never have jiggle physics or be a good game, sorry you lost

Analysists forecast 3 billion on launch day. GTA V hit 1 billion in 3 days.

With digital games and preloading being a thing more these days, odds are that it really will hit those marks day 1.

But I'm getting a physical copy.

For the first time I'm considering buying a PS5. I cant wait for the PC version. Also Georgia confirmed

The only time I ever enjoyed GTA was when I was 10 years old and played San Andreas at a friend's house to see how many cars we could get to blow up at the same time.
Even then we got bored over a couple hours.

GTA sucks bro. Always has.

If the world's even bigger than RDR2 then that's actually fucking insane.

ye initially i told my self i'll just wait the pc version but i think i'll just cave and buy a ps5 pro or something

I have the attention span of a child

Thanks for sharing with the class.

I'm just going to hold off. I'll just avoid Anon Babble near release and wait for the PC version and try to avoid spoilers as best I can.
I did it for RDR2, I'll do it again.

Anon, that's literally who the game is *designed for*.
It's a shiny toybox with a million things none of which individually are fun very long and which don't really form an engaging overall game.
There's a reason that virtually everyone plays it like an hour or so at a time. It's normieslop. It's the perfect game for them.

I usually like to get a physical edition of Rockstar games but I'm wondering what's the point when you probably won't be able to play the game without first downloading a sizable "patch"

it's going to be worse than San Andreas, San Andreas was developed as video game. GTA6 looks like a moviegame just like Trash Redemption 2

There's a reason that virtually everyone plays it like an hour or so at a time.

leonida keys looks like a place you can just chill in forever

It's a shiny toybox with a million things

Million things that you can not interact with, just set pieces.
He's not wrong, zoomers and larpers killed GTA by making online the main game

Looks like they're getting closer on figuring out where Ambrosia is

Enjoy having latinas around

I want to wander around there and nose around.

It definitely does, I don't think they picked that song for no reason.

I wanna chill on the beach and do some fishing, drink some beer in the nearby bar.
The game looks so fuck, I literally can't wait guys

I hope certain NPCs get mad if you nose around on their yard

Nobody cares

...So where's Orlando and Tampa?

level of detail is actually insane.

yep look at Lucia's clothes.

GTA: Disney World DLC

Cared enough to reply

gameplay?

have you played a game that was designed for another purpose than to make you addicted to it?

The hair too. Joshimuz did some like 2 hour long video on it, and was pointing out how it moves. You even see it properly move on a pillow, and it looks like it can funnel between her shoulder blades ion the club.
Like what the fuck.

I'm just not interested in that 'simulator' feel Rockstar has been moving towards. RDR2 was the most recent culmination of that mindset and obsession with realism and drama. You can look at RDR2 and know what to expect with GTAVI.

I will forever be pissed at the faggots that ruined Saints Row. It came into its own and embraced being fun before they burned it to the ground. It was the yen to GTA's yang. Very similar, but also completely opposite.

There's room for both of these types of games in the market. But we're stuck with just 1 style now.

gameplay?

We will most likely only see gameplay for the first time a like a few months before release. That's typically the way they do their hyping of the game up.

Could be a callback to a similar cutscene in Vice City. Although car trunks might be more involved in gameplay.

I know they won't have it, but fuck I want surfing more than anything else.

Wow your fake story got one reply on Anon Babble.

built like a fridge

Fuck a lot of fridges I take it?

Yes, i'm not a retarded zoomer

mexicans? no

Everyone lusting over the latina

Need me one of these...

Why do people in these threads sound like complete newfags that just arrived on Anon Babble this week?

The ground textures

DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE ASS

WE'RE SO HORNY

GAMERS WON

Okay, sure, where are the tits then? Or is it too horny? Too far?

This is the first game that has me question whether my 4080 could run it by the time it comes to PC

>Disney World DLC

A Disney World knockoff called "Fairyland" was referenced in the leaks but it may have been cut since I don't think it's been mentioned at all in the marketing material.

The ps5hart can't run Wilds without tons of compromises and neither can most PCs. I hope that's not RTX, don't really want to play a movie game with DLSS

ladies night poster

not sure if it's just a poster or if there really could be a ladies night on certain days

if its a 16gb card it'll probably do fine.

If the base PS5 can run it your PC will be able to run it, maybe not at max settings but run it none the less.

If the Jack of Hearts Strip Club can have its interior change every in game day, why can't this strip club they clearly chose to advertise?

There's ray tracing all over the place in the trailer so you probably do need RTX.

Wonder how accurate their fanmap is gonna end up being, wasn't the final one for GTA V accurate as shit?

You're a tit.

I know no one will believe this but I was very close to offing myself back in 2023 but GTA VI reveal made me change my mind. Now I got my life a little bit back on track just so I can enjoy VI. I breathe GTA, always have been.

yeah it was

Aside from some roads and bodies of water, yeah, insanely accurate. And they didn't have leaked coordinates.

Not every woman is a brick house Anon. There's good jiggle physics, Lucia looks good and has a fat ass. We've also seen from the trailers that there are NPC's that have bazongas.

TL;DR

Shut up, Faggot.

The PS5 is running a downscaled picture that displays half the pixels with checkerboard technology. Turbo shart picture slop quality, PCs don't have that many sortcuts

I'm honestly hoping for interactivity. Entering buildings etc.
There is no point in having 10 cities in a game if you can only enter 5 buildings. I don't want to walk on the sidewalk all the time or drive a car, I want to go into places.

the leaked rdr2 map also ended up being accurate

I'm sure you will be able to enter many more buildings than in any previous titles.

play yakuza if you want gameplay loser. We want graphics , cinematic experiences and driving and drinking shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Her face is meh, and she is flat as fuck. They went for the ass because it's the safest shit to do. Every modern western devs do this shit, it's dishonest as fuck. I haven't seen a single good pair of fat titties in a western game for more than a decade. They are all a bunch of corporate pussies and you just accept it.
You worthless faggot

I want some kind of mystery to solve with clues dotted around the entire map. Like the mount chiliad mystery but with an actual satisfying payoff.

anime weeb

I wasnt even that poster, and you missed his point as well; I was just addressing the point you think you heard which is that it was "too hard". You fucking spastic.
If you drove in a straight line police will frequently head towards that street from off map to cut you off, and that correlates to the radio callouts. Also, the switching cars feature was in IV. Its just that most of you werent old enough to play it.
Changing demographics of Anon Babble and astroturfing.

damn impressive

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET TELL EM MOFFUGA BIX CUH NOODZ WEEB

Call me random names if you want, at least I will never be a worthless normalnigger corporate bootlicker. Enjoy your shitty butterface with no tits

I'd hope it'll have more seeing as robbing seems to be a mechanic. Still hope I can go in a shop and like just buy some shit, like the bottles of beer we see Jason carrying.
Lemme take that shit and go drinking and fishing.

Well it's a good thing you didn't take yourself out Anon, hope you enjoy the game.

Not gonna lie something just speaks to me about port gellhorn, I like the run down grimey nature of it

building up an entire identity around being a contrarian who goes around rating video game waifus to the point where you're rating waifus for games that aren't even out yet

Sheesh man

Zoomer.... All of those used to be single player content....

a lot of the trailer looked pre rendered

Please explain to me how you're doing prerendered cutscenes in a game where you can dress/change hair/look however you want? Do the have a different video file for every single combination?

I'm an asschad so it's not the end of the world if this isn't the case, but I wonder if you'll be able to make Lucia's titties bigger. It's extremely likely weight change is in and the customization looks to be pretty in depth so it being in isn't out of the realm of possibility.

What the fuck are you talking about you dumb normalfag? Once again, they were too scared of tits and making the female protag not having an average looking face. It's not my fault, they are a bunch of pussies.

This. I'll be playing shit ton of online if it's more grounded interesting and more customizible. I got no life, at least I can roleplay in GTA. It looks better than real life anyway and costs only what, 80$? fuck it, 100$ even. Great deal.

I’m curious all the bits of Florida they recreated and if they’ll get my town (Boca), and if so, what they’re pulling from, because the development of high end apartments and shopping centers popped up so much in the past decade.

Just go to Anon Babble and rate some league skins bro.

I do regret it at times, but Trailer 2 and additional content made me appreciate it more that I'm here and healthy (more or less). I will enjoy it for sure, for years.

I'd say go back to plebbit but I keep forgetting that this is a r*ddit board

Florida calls to you anon.

all this cool shit we see in trailers

wonder about the shit we never se that gets scrapped

Reminder San Andreas had plans for decorating your home but got scrapped. Nobody knows how it was going to work, but it doesn't look like it got very far, still, imagine if they went ahead with it.

If there's a Kompa station, there better a Bachata station too

Data miners will tell us all one day.

wants to call someone a redditor

realizes he's a redditor

Holy pojection Batman!

Fairyland

That's actually funny. Good quality GTA humor

I hope Vice City still has Escobar International Airport. When the original VC came out I was a kid and didn't get why that was funny, but my dad did when I was showing him the game.

I've been enjoying these threads.

No I'm just saying that I shouldn't be surprised that this board is full of embarrassing fags like you

Made for BWC

Anything you see either of the MCs doing in the trailer is something you'll be able to do in the game. Trailer opens with the MC doing repairs on his house so I'm guessing they're adding some form of customization to the safe houses.

this is a reddit board

actually Im not reddit you're the reddit, I just come here because I like talking about video game waifus I don't like

Apparently in the leaks there's an unnamed prison that modeled off of the Augusta state medical prison in Georgia.

i think you are really overanalyzing what was happening

bought a PS5 yesterday? Haven't played any games since Elden Ring on PC in 2022 and then Shadow of the erdtree. My RTX 3060 is dying and I won't spend a fucking cent on Nvidia or AMD hardware. Fuck them and fuck PC gaming. Mods aren't worth it. Playing RTS is shit so are most FPS.

Its over for GTA 5 simps