Well Anon Babble?

Well Anon Babble?

i'm a gigatop but damn.
mirin' really hard

It's modern Rockstar, he will suck dicks

Arthur Morgan is his boyfriend

Homosexuals are so fucking gross.

Anon Babble is cooming for men

It's over...

As long as they are super feminine traps

Male hookers here I cum

These pedophile sexual predators are so fucking unhinged, man.

wanting to fuck an mature man with a full beard is pedophilia

HE IS A 35 YEAR OLD MINOR YOU SICK FUCK

I hope so otherwise, the pc version will make it happens via modding.

Anon Babble has always been pro gay males.

Rockstar is pretty unfriendly when it comes to modding. Though I do hope someone can pull it off. Will have to wait until at least 2027 unfortunately for a PC port.

I hope not, GTA doesn't need to turn into rpg slop and it'd undermine the story.
Criminal lovers except the man sometime cheats on his psycho partner with men isn't as captivating.

inb4 Lucia cheats on Jason.

You sure Jason's member won't be sucked by another dude?

go to bar

drink 10 beers

fuck as many male hookers as I can

the dream

white

not even the slightest bit of a receding hairline

why don't games show reality? they're selling a fake ideal to young people .some even kill themselves over low self-esteem

See the vision, Rockstar.

These pedophile sexual predators are so fucking unhinged, man.

Says the retard who, statistically speaking, has a lolicon folder 5,000+ images strong. It's funny how we never see you chiming in any of the threads that are literally drawings of sexualized 8 year old girls btw. Why is that anon?

Holy projection.

you wrote a whole fanfiction about some random dude on the internet, get some help lmao

this, and then I'd go home and play some gta6

Why is Anon Babble so gay now?

The audacity of you, of all people to accuse me of projection is absolutely stratospheric, not to mention hilarious to anyone with basic pattern recognition skills. Answer my question anon. How come I never see you chiming in those threads?

now

I can tell from his inflection and from the fact that I never see people get called pedophiles in those threads (even though they are by definition)

his voice acting is so fucking bad

same but female hookers. can't wait
I hope the drug effects are more aesthetically pleasing this time around.

Jason and Lucia are the hottest GTA protagonists by far

I honestly doubt we'll be able to interact with them. Seeing as how Jason and Lucia are an item. Hope I'm wrong.

I love that you winkies and whatnots just fold like a cheap suit IMMEDIATELY when you're confronted with the real picture of yourselves. You have no words to say because I just dunked and cummed on you fat useless eaters so hard.

He's just Arthur Morgan

Huge torso

big arms

Dirty blonde

Enforcer/loan shark

bank robber

The only difference is that Arthur thought he was ugly looking (because his original character was supposed to be ugly) while Jason is probably quite vain.

yeah sure you won bro, be sure to take your meds!

You are 15+ years too late to notice this
We will be making all vidya men into cum dumps

Not to mention that one's a cowboy from the late 1800s. Whose less likely to take care of his skin, be more exposed to the sun and other elements.

now

Seriously, what changed?

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I never see people get called pedophiles in those threads

why lie?

unrealistic body stardard haters when the unrealistic body is a hot muscular guy:

They knew the only way they'd be able to soften the blow of having a female protagonist is to have her be sexy as fuck and a male (sexy) to play as alongside her.

all trailers point to him loving his partner

BUT IS HE GAY???????

fucking faggots

nah Arthur wasn’t this fit

make him

MAKE

it's really funny how fags regularly try and convert straight men but straight men never try and convert a lesbo. several episodes of catfish solely dedicated to just that, misguided, terminally gay faggots whose entire identity is being a flaming charicature desperately trying to trick a straight man into going out with them.

Arthur had a great face and personality

nooooooo aaaaaaaaahh a gay man hit on meeeee

wow now you know how women feel every day

straight men never try and convert a lesbo.

Sure, Jan.

Nice straw man. Fags dont "regularly try to convert straight men". That's your own fantasy. Like all alt right liars and mentally ill fascists, you make up a version of someone who does things reprehensible things and then apply it to everyone. Pathetic.

I'm surprised they don't have a fucked up relationship. Maybe that'll happen later in the story.

Converting straight guys is a source of pride for gay guys, it's a conquest really, manly stuff.

I need to worship his sweaty chest, feet, pits, and neck

This trailer convinced me to start working out and find a fiery latina gf.

sex with jason!

This is why they turned off the posters counter
guaranteed there are only 4 or 5 unique posters for the whole thread.

there are only 4 or 5 unique posters for the whole thread.

Including you?

He needs to breed me with Aryan Übermensch

I love how liberals are being triggered by people liking him

THAT'S A GENERIC WHITE MAN, HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT?

What they don't realize, is that men like that are a minority, when you walk outside you see way more overweight brown people than you'll see fit white men
what they call "generic" is just media preferring to use men like him in movies and games, because, to no one's surprise, attractive people bring more attention than ugly people

I don't get it, when americans say Latinas they mean USA born?
real latinas are absolutely not worth anything

Faggots me me sick
I'm the only straight poster

Sees a hot man and instantly opens the thread

Your boner is visible

I will literally cum if he's racist against joggers

She has to be the absolute best in bed, like there's absolutely no competition. He'd safely bet his life on there being no one better than her. No other reason to put up with that.

I thought it was the GTA VI thread, I'll find a less gay one.

Why is this board so damn gay

video games are a safe space for men, men who hang out with other men too much eventually turn gay, it's natural

Just a reminder that after the Anon Babble hack and leaks, it was proven that there was an over representation of Isreali posters when you are wondering why there are so much fag posting, bbc posting, porn posrting and any other degenerate posting.

Man married to a hot latina babymama

uuuuuuuhm, he's actually gay, chud

Fetishization of gay men by femcels is disgusting

It's directly correlated with the increase in zoomers.

uuuuuuuhm, he's actually gay, chud

who said this? the voices in your head?

white boy summer is postponed

jews ruined Anon Babble

I hope God sets Israel on fire again

now?

Go back newfag

Anon Babble is simping over Jason more than Lucia.

Y'all is pathetic. When did Anon Babble get so gay.
Lol.

Y'all is pathetic

Literal nigger on my Anon Babble? Go away.

Anon Babble is pretending to be gay again

When did Anon Babble get so gay.

Always has been.

Probably
You have to understand the kind of people who are obsessed like him are not sane.

Erm, honey.... you did a whataboutism. Do better, be better.

white men > brown roasties
go play DEI games, they're more fit for your tastes

Anon Babble has been making jokes about gayming for 10ish years

Somehow people think this board is 100% straight

That was ironic.
Men are superior to women in every way except looks. I don't know how you don't realize this.

That was made completely the fuck up, but it's very likely you already knew that.

Jason's hairy sweaty pits were literally designed for cumming into

Lets see you have a board full of closet homosexuals that are so focused whether or not something as penis. The higher the emotion the bigger than boner. The rest of us are just dyed in the wool degenerates that want fuck anything that moves. The litmus is does it have a pulse... good enough for us. But this one is rather nice object.

I absolutely hope Jason can fuck and suck in the gayest fashion in full explicit and graphic detail. Not because I want to, but because I want to dyke out with Lucia and I'm a fair person.

Get back in your tunnel, kike

Anon Babble breached containment and it's infecting the whole site with AIDS

That was ironic.

Not because I want to, but because I want to dyke out with Lucia and I'm a fair person.

Based and solidarity pilled.

implying Anon Babble hasn't always been extremely gay

personally I prefer the manly gay over the queer gay

I'm so tired of gays hijacking mainstream games.

Anon Babble has a very long history of being one of the gayest boards on Anon Babble
Anyone who thinks the board is anywhere close to straight is a newfag or a retard
(often both)

pretending

go to gym

get hit on by men constantly

get on /v to escape

this shit

why are gay men so sexually aggressive towards straight dudes?

Nice revisionism, but you're fooling no one with your oldfag larp and blatant lies

what is jason's canonical homosexual pairing? with bears, hunks, twunks, or twinks?

i'd let him knock me up

Latinas

Anon Babble op from the other day was a fucking twitter op repost

Seriously I'd rather take fucking reddit at this point. At least then I know im with the fags
Fuck Anon Babbleitter

Ideally hunks. Raul Bautista seems like a good fit as a rival/lover.

I mean, Anon Babble levels of derangement on the daily basis is something only furries loli and shota fags can achieve

Imagine, as a straight dude, a world where literally 95% of women were lesbian and had no interest in men. Wouldn't you probably have a thing for lesbians?

always

2020

newfags

this is organized spam at this point
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A game of pretend

Bridget even before guilty gear got popular

Anon Babble gayming

I don't need to "larp as an oldfag"
Anon Babble has a known history

he looks like he'd like guys who look like him, but I would prefer to imagine he likes effeminate twinks

Fuck off, my Jason would be super gay.

everyone does, when you think about it, 99% of homophobia is actually transphobia
most people don't care about homos existing, in fact many straight men love lesbian porn and straight women love gay porn. What everyone hates is men pretending to be women and women pretending to be men because these conflict with everyone

Discord trannies

See what? Your ERP nonsense with your Discord friends? Get a grip, on your own sanity and not someone else penis for a change.

Blackedfags are upset that the MCs are a white guy and a Latina

Assumptions

Disregards facts

Big oofs little buddy
Better luck next time.

I think you have to try to be mad about this.
Literally everybody wins, self-secure dudes can appreciate a ripped bro, girls and fags got eye candy, nobody has to look at a fat nonbinary black bitch on the screen.
I'm rooting for /ourguy/. And I need to hit the gym more.

Thank you! Glad to see someone who understands.

Jason seems like the guy who would take you for rides in his car and buy you beer, ice cream and snacks and at night play video games until dawn in just his underwear on a hot summer night
You know, just the bro things

I wish I had someone like that in my life.

except looks

male and female bodies in their perfect forms are equally aesthetic

GTA really loves going for realism huh?
In GTA 5 they interviewed actual gangsters to help make the dialogue realistic for the gangsters in the game.
And in this one they recreated modern Florida exactly as it is in real life.
Lol.

Jason needs fanart with shotas

dangerously based

They go a little too realistic sometimes.
Remember in 4 when you could go shopping for sweaters and tasteful slacks? That game was weird.

literal bot responses

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board, the hetero club's two sites down

Anon Babble has kinda been always gay just not into faggot stuff

Straightchad here, ngl I'd suck his cock

Anon Babble is overrun by Anon Babble so all the fags migrated elsewhere, mostly to Anon Babble

Nobody cares, Jason will be reduced into a cock loving cumslut who loves big hairy balls being dragged over his face and eating other men's juicy assholes. It is his destiny

implying Anon Babble hasn't been cooming over Bridget since it's inception

I hope they bring back san andreas gym mechanics so you can make him really buff or obese

based

I hate you faggots fuck you faggots

2 billion dollars and watch them forgoe the muscle and fat gain/loss mechanic again.

But enough about you

Trannies having a melty over white men being masculine and not femboy gay tranny slop will never stop being hilarity

If gays love white men so much why are they so left wing? Don't you want a national spartanist ethno state full of white fit men?

Don't you get off on converting and corrupting straight dudes?(of course you do it's a well known fact) so wouldn't you want a society full of conservative fit white males that you can seduce and get that thrill?

because the right wing categorically hates gays
the thing is there are right wing white gay public figures, but even they get treated like shit by the average rightoid

if you hate fags that must mean you are a fag who likes femboys, a type of fag

Feels good I will never be this stupid

But will they be modeled or will it be off screen?

Yeah now go back to your super straight agp roleplaying.

The only thing the right wants for gays is helicopter rides, especially after trannies really poisoned the well for lgbt, there's no going back.

True
Never forget when the republicans have their conventions the usage of gay apps in the area skyrocket

Don't you always say that conservatives are the biggest closet cases and closed supporters? How can they hate you but be turned on by you lol. That's just another bullet point to not be left leaning.

Meanwhile the other side thinks cuntboys are men, wants more men to larp as females and chop off their dicks, and is dominanated by females in lesbians who dont give a shit about the G or B in LGBT.

but da right said mean words therefore the dick choppers are better frens of gay men

Lol

yeah no-

Glad you agree and are aware of your stupidity, didn't read anything after that.

twitter

homosexual lust

Name a more iconic duo

many conservative men are homophobic and also closeted homosexuals
they're closeted because they're part of an ideology that hates homosexuals
it's really not that hard

projecting this fucking hard

weak bait

Apparently it is because one side advocates for chopping off the part gays cherish the most(the penis) and the other doesn't but just wants secularism.

But its enough to confuse you to think one is an ally and the other wants your genocide. Which is ironic given its your ally that wants that via conversion to trannyism

and the other doesn't but just wants secularism

uh huh
some of us are old enough to remember a time before gay marriage was legal

Gays love white men for beauty.
But when it comes to sex they want only the ugliest most disgusting real life orcs and ogres they can find. Thats why all of them gravitate over blacked shit

Hating conservatives means you are a closet conservative

yes, I am
I wish I could vote conservative because I don't like open borders and shit
unfortunately the average conservative voter hates me and conservative parties want to take away my rights

there's plenty of right wing gays, but they're not obnoxious faggots so you don't notice them
all the left wingers are just trannies and black obese apologists

great personality

anon, I don't think any rockstar MC can be described that way.

they're the ones actively trying to convert homosexuals into straight and telling them how evil they are for not having straight sex with a crossdresser

you mean literal who random twitter accounts say shit like that. Left wing politicians are not saying that gay men should be forced to have sex with crossdressers.
Left wing politicians actively fight for gay rights, and right wing politicians actively fight against gay rights. That's why gays vote left

grindr literally crashes during gop conventions

Enough about all that let's get back to Jason.

actually you could just not legislate sexuality or gender and none of this would be an issue

I'm surrounded by faggots. Next time someone tries insulting me on this board, I'll just call them a faggot and I'll just automatically win because I'll be right 95% of the time. Faggots lol.

normalfag life must be crazy

Looks like R* tweaked Jason's appearance to appear more like Jim Caviezel.

Faggots gross me out. Only non passing trannies gross me more

blk boys are drooling over his BWC

Nice projection. Men like femboys because of the juxtaposition and taboo of fucking a man that looks like a woman.

Yeah but they're getting you hard because they look like women, therefore it's not gay.

the pendulum is swinging back

You didn't notice all the proto faggots lusting for traps 15 years ago? Now they're either full troon or sissy fags.

Shilling for this shit to compensate for the 90$ shitstorm in full force I see

I don't know why your shit got deleted but you're right. No actual fag wants to deal with female bullshit, even if it has a penis.

Nigga where the fuck were you on the 1st day of April?

Look I swing both ways so I'm not complaining but goddamn whoever the design team is for this guy are some capital F faggots. Every component of straight guy lust is here to the point that it's almost goofy.

don't know why your shit got deleted

because the tranny janny feels called out

Huhh.... what was the gimmick this year? I unironically do not remember

I KNEW I was correct to be calling you all FAGGOTS for the last nineteen years.

Everyone got herded into a handful of boards. It was lame.

For me, it's Claude.

It's funny how we never see you chiming in any of the threads that are literally drawings of sexualized 8 year old girls btw.

People sperging out about lolis in loli threads is a common occurence

everyone who replied to this anon actually thought he was being serious

Get horny fags to design your male lead

Get horny straight guys to design your female lead

Rockstar has cracked the code

statistically speaking

Based on being a user of this board? In that case that accusation is weighed more heavily against you being both a user and a faggot as well.

His children won't be white doe

femcels

Femcels don't exist, stop trying to make them a thing

women into yaoi and men into yuri are the biggest fucking cuckolds in the world. imagine looking at an attractive man/woman and thinking “man, i wish he/she would have sex with someone that isn’t me”. pathetic behavior

People unironically think like this though. Stupid niggers would actually throw the pedo word around in grown ass husbando threads.

In hindsight, Kojima must have gotten the call too

Thats a sexy ass white boy he makes my brown pussy quiver

I just wanna know if we can make him kiss guys

Go make a petition to make gay route exists if you pick Lucia dead ending instead of posting xitter thread faggots.

tfw I've been calling people fags in this thread even though i stuck a dildo up my ass last night

Here's an ERP thread from Anon Babble in 2011 years before discord was created
Anon Babble and Anon Babble were pretty close back then, this wasn't unusual on Anon Babble
desuarchive.org/a/thread/59162699/#59162699

Who gives a shit about marriage literally a non issue like Abortion. Especially when Divorce rates are at an all time high and most young adults are single who only skip the BS and go after hookups. Gay Marriage, abortion, and racism is shit that keeps the left preoccupied instead of looking at real problems. Id be left if you fuckers didn't make LGBT, giving minorities and only minorities, more social spending; your only priority.

Online petitions never work.

Fake natty laser shaved gay are the worst

Well Anon Babble?

You wouldn't get it.

That's not Claude, this is. Though Sebastian Stan would be a good fit in terms of looks alone.

reddit is more hetero than 4chinz

lmao

Imagine sucking his juicy pink nips and burying your face in his sweaty hairy pits and chest as you plow his tight pink hairy boy pussy. His dick bouncing with every thrust as it leaks more and more the deeper you plow him. God I wish Jason was real.

Not like they can sleep with fictional characters.

Jason is for the boys

Give it up Anon Babble. GTA 6 is made for female audiences (and fags). More news at 11.

It's not even a whataboutism, it's straight (lol) up inventing a scenario and then getting mad about it.

Why is the thread not bumping back to 1?

Anon Babble has always been very gay.

butthurt janny

now

really? what a poopy fart nigga janny.

It goes further back than that.

newfags not realizing that this is a gay poster baiting the usual >suddenly replies

Sounds comfy.