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Fuck Around Find Out
It's okay when Nintendo does a Big Brother and spy on Tendies.
rents a nintendie
you will own nothing and you will be happy
well yes our software is malware if we want it to be
lmao, pretty sure that's actually illegal in the US
disconnect from the internet
Now what?
it's my switch THOUGH
i can do whatever i want with it
And the USA is going to risk it against Nintendo's legal team?
your games stop working, chud.
1984.
Nike warns it may break into homes and destroy shoes of customers who re-sole or modify them.
Literally a fucking crime. literally vandalism.
They are such ultra turbo omega Jews its not even funny
Nothing is stronger then Japanese copyright lawyers
Feels good not having a shitch.
Why is this allowed? You bought the device. Remotely bricking a device for not following the EULA is next level dystopian.
Okay poorfag.
Japanese Law doesnt apply in the USA, nintardo
christmas time
dress up as santa
go around giving out free switches to people
i hacked them all beforehand
laugh as they all self destruct one by one
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
That's always been a risk.
threatening people with a consequence they're aware of does nothing.
They have no legal ground to stand on outside of japan. Never gonna happen
This is why capitalism is bad
Why are drones like this?
This fuck capitalism
*change DNS*
What Matsumoto gonna do?
Absolutely, they had many years to realize it but chose brand loyalty above anything.
Maybe I wouldn't modify your gay little consoles if you never charged $80 for vidya games.
They already do that, they ban you from their services. And it means fuck all because if you already have a hacked console, you dont need nintendo servers.
That's the point though. How can they force $80 games if people have an alternative?
*hardcodes IP range Ninty owns*
nothing personnel
Bricking the console is illegal, Nintendo will have to back pedal on this if they implement it. They can only ban people from the online services.
Can't spell Nintendo with EA!
Do it, lets see how they fare in courts outside of japan
Would be worried if I were stupid enough to buy tendieschlop
Can't imagine that legal anywhere in the world least of all in the nanny EU states
I'm going to emulate and pirate everything anyways. I'm not a child who needs a physical console to bing bing in public spaces.
Nah, this isn't capitalism's fault, it's corporate overreach mixed with fanboy complacency. Capitalism would theoretically allow competition to fix this, but people keep eating up whatever slop Nintendo dishes out.
Considering the fanbase, it'd be stupid not to. I'm sure another child sex scandal is inevitable and shuts down the service anyway.
That's d4finitely where nintendo's headed.
Can't you reason with a judge that this is an unlawful contract since they added more stipulations onto the agreement without telling the existing user after the user has already agreed to it previously
reason with a judge
nanny state never existed before capitalism
Stupid pedo
I was going to take out the microphone but now... I'm not going to take it. Yeah I know, I'm just not going to eat the cornflour.
Wouldn't be a problem if grown men didn't whip their dicks out.
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