The Dark Ages is being utterly unanimously shat upon by every single reviewer

when the game is so disappointing even the biggest fanboy shills hate it

youtu.be/ckZwitAagCg?si=0dd1FgkEJ5vwkmqY

so i start my youtube titles with the word so

It’s time to apologise.

Nah, DOOM 2016 is the best one after reboot. Everything else has been mediocre or lacking something.

I don't have to apologize at all. I always loved Eternal because I'm not a buckbroken shitter that sucks too much at games to enjoy the literal pinnacle of FPS

what's he saying?

Doom 2 and Blood are the pinnacle of FPS

Weapon balance is completely shit

Melee balance is completely shit

Boss fights are literally just spamming parries against very slow single telegraphed attacks

Dragon and mech sections are universally reviled

Nightmare is too easy to gaming journalists

What the fuck

Doom 2 and *Doom Eternal are the pinnacle of FPS

FTFY

DooM was never difficult. It was always a power fantasy.

Exactly like 2016.

Yes everyone is saying the gameplay is shit and repetitive but journos gave it a slightly lower number instead of a much lower number to avoid getting blacklisted, that means the game is good

Blood

Pinnacle of FPS

with that pitiful enemy roster and level design

Boomers like you are fucking pathetic.

Get with the times, gramps

Everyone got filtered by the marauder in eternal so it scared them into make the next game easier

Op the colossal faggot managed to outdo the clickbait title of a youtube grifter.
Congrats.

That if it had been Heretic it would had been cool but making a game that is slower than Eternal is odd.
You use the shield and melee too much.
People are once more complaining that they are forced into the fun zone.

The story is shit and Hugo should fucking stop it.
The dragon mount is a worse Banshee since it is more like the ships from Reach than using a Banshee.
Damn shame, all in all.

clickbait

See

I am not picking this up until I see a Master Level.
Eternal was a great game by the end when all the content was released and after Tag 2 Id came to the conclusion that they want the base game to be easy and the extra content challenging.

I am surprised people are not attacking the game more for its lack of multiplayer or split screen. If you are making a SP FPS, I believe its time to look back at what Halo did right.

Being in the fun zone in Eternal means constantly adapting your movement to enemy priority AND arena layout, which allows good players to control the flow of combat and dominate hordes through movement, quick thinking and planning.

You can wipe weakpoints with the arbalest then get close with the meathook and sqitch to autoshotgun or HMG depending on the next threat and it all flows beautifully.

The Dark Ages doesn't have arenas, not even shit basic ones like Doom 2016, and has no good movement options, just strafing and a shield bash.

There's no fun zone in Dark Ages, you press parry because modern gaming is gay and appeals to casuals.

Retard, I am criticizing the OP title which is more inflammatory than that of the guy who made the video.
I jumped to the conclusions, he never says he hates it just that it is not as Eternal because it is slower and you parry too much, like they inspired the game on From Soft too much and it does not feel like Doom.

The game genuinely looks like a new IP altogether.
My feelings towards this game have been the same since its announcement.
It should had been the reboot for Heretic or Hexen, no one likes it when the formula of an IP is changed.

I am OP, stupid faggot. How is the title clickbait? Opinione range from "this is cool but nowhere as good as Eternal or 2016 and mech and dragon are shit" to "This game is boring and disappointing". Either way this is not living up to anyone's expectations

he never says he hates it

You are a massive retard for taking that political statement at face value. He spends half an hour completely dogpiling on the gameplay constantly

It should had been the reboot for Heretic or Hexen, no one likes it when the formula of an IP is changed.

The gameplay is shit, not the name. I actually saw the entire final boss fight and final fights as spoilers and the gameplay is utter shit. If Hexed played like this I would hate Hexen too

Dark Ages does not look bad but it is not Doom because everything from the setting and weapons screams Heretic.
The thing is that since the game is balanced toward the majority of people, I think the game will be mostly popular with casuals but I will not know if the gameplay is any good until we reach the later stages if do get their TAG / Master Level equivalents because that is when Eternal went from meh to great.

That is something that haunted Quake 2 for a long time, the base game was super easy and nobody thought of it as a good game until much later when the expansions and the map center jams were added which drastically improve the game by sheer level design and enemy placement.

Another problem with Dark Ages is that the music blows because to surprise to no one, when you get the stock music guys, you get forgettable stock music since the mixing is whatever and I am not even a big fan of Mick Gordon, Sonic Mayhem outdoes him at any turn but Finishing Move is just corporate music barely fit to be used as background on youtube essay videos, they are just mediocre as shit and this was like their big break.
Finishing Move was suggested to Id by Microsoft since they did the music for a lot of forgettable games, instead of allowing Id to choose another band or whatever.

Nightmare is too easy to gaming journalists

That must mean you win on Nightmare just by selecting it

First game is good

Second game is shit

Third game is the shittiest of the trilogy

Should I apologize that this game is burning dogshit compared to being simply dogshit like Eternal was?

I'm sorry that the Dark Ages is somehow worse than you.

Looks fine to me. I still have Goy Pass and will play through it.

The Dark Ages is being utterly unanimously shat upon by every single reviewer

That means it's good then. Reviewers, especially GMAN, are gigantic giga-faggot retards that like the sloppest of slop of gameplay. If they hate Doom The Dark Ages, that can only be a good sign.

LOOK MOM, I'M GAMEPLAYING

You are a massive retard for taking that political statement at face value

That is too say you are lying retard using hyperbole who does not understand his own words, yeah, noted.

political statement

What? Are you an ESL? How is the weather in New Delhi?

Hexen

Now that I care about arguing...

The gameplay is leaps above Heretic and Hexen.
Heretic weapons mostly sucked and the game just went on like Wolf3D when the game ran out of cool stuff to show you, from EP4 onwards you were starving for ammo and getting 100% kills was rough on Difficulty 4.
As much as I like Hexen, the game falls apart after The Seven Portals and no hub ever matches it, it just blurs together but I admit I never beat Deathkings of the Dark Citadel which I think was in part designed by Romero.
Hexen 2 is one of my favorite games from my childhood but it is super short but the Aztec / Egypt levels were so cool, the game was too short despite having too many game mechanics.

I would had honestly bought Dark Ages had it been the reboot f any of those games because the gameplay looks fine but it is not Doom, meanwhile Heretic lacked anything to call its own aside item slots (Tome of Power, Repulse, Morph).
There is also the problem that Eternal just recently got really good so I could honestly do without Doom for a while, not every series needs an entry every 4 - 6 years.
Reminds me of the issue I had with MK1.
UMK11 just finally got good and a new entry was released too soon and it is too different in tone to be a part of the series, but it would had worked as another IP like Injustice similar to how Dark Ages should had been Hexen.

Ultimately for what I am picking up is that if you come from Eternal, you are trading GOTTA SLAY FAST to "Shit and Fart (TM)" and that's a big change.

I guess they didn't pay him enough

This is how I act when I see a spider in my room

we all know Gman is a faggot and his opinion holds no value

BING BING RIP AND WAHOO

Holy shit that is so slow. Do the speedlines make people think they're going fast? I've seen more intense halo 1 gameplay.

I've seen more intense halo 1 gameplay.

Yeah. It's real fast.

Who owns hexen? Maybe that game should be revived instead of mutilating doom.

I don't like Doom Eternal, but you're a disingenuous retard.

Add speedlines and yeah. They're about the same intensity.

Microsoft

they literally recycled an eternal boss, and named it infernal gladiator. Nu Doom is done.

Eternal was clearly made for kb/m, controller shitters cried and shit their diapers and id made the dark ages for them

using hyperbole

It's not an hyperbole. Nobody likes Dark Ages

What? Are you an ESL?

No, but you are
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/political-correctness

Yeah, I knew Covenant was the way to go instead

youtube.com/watch?v=GxeAuWTduC4&ab_channel=LegionStudios

youtube.com/watch?v=GpuDEWCyoVg&ab_channel=LegionStudios

Do the speedlines make people think they're going fast?

See also FoV changes while "sprinting" in many modern FPS games

I was out when I saw the green orbs parry system anyway. Everything that is owned by modern microsoft turns to shit.

Eternal has the best combat
2016 best everything else.

K, now play on legendary.

I was interested in this game until I saw that it all boils down to a rhyhtm minigame where you dodge orange thing and parry green thing
I just want to shoot things in the face that's all

Fp low key bp

Demons looks like Halo zombies

Designs generally taken from Halo

Boring weapons

Worse hell

Worse locations

2016 is shit all around and Eternal was a single spark of brilliance in a mediocre series

Doomslop

I yawn.

Eternal was a single spark of brilliance in a mediocre series

If you needed a reminder that Eternalfags hate the Doom franchise, this is it.

already has pinned correction comment

KWAB
How quickly he bends the knee everytime.

That's just 2016
Even then weapon switching is optimal but not needed.

I miss when guns in videogames sounded like guns and not plastic balls bouncing on rubber

most reviewers i watched said its good tho

fucking Hugo Martin played Dark Souls once and decided that it was a good idea to turn DOOM into Dark Souls: the FPS, that nigger should be fucking fired

should've made Hexen
the Serpent Riders are the TRUE dark ages

unanimously shat upon by every single reviewer

Confirmed ludokino

Game really just looks like everything moves in slow motion while you are also invincible with very generous parry timing with mech sections that look even slower.

Dark Ages does not look bad but it is not Doom because everything from the setting and weapons screams Heretic.

not it doesn't
heretic doesn't have the sci-fi elements
heretic is as old school dnd as it gets
you cannot possibly get the nudoom aesthetic in the 90's because the mcu and artstation trends did not exist back then

2016 was console babby trash holy fuck kill yourself

it's somehow a bad thing that the developers wanted to make the game with challenge runs in mind, for some reason(?)

Isn't it good the developers pay attention to how people play their games?

pretty much. 2016 is fun if you play it before eternal but replaying it you see all the flaws it has.

This

Nah he cooked, I was wrong. Eternal really is just leagues above the rest of the games, which considering the cringe that occurs in the second dlc, is criminal.

I fucking hate the dragon segments. The mech segments are slightly better, but suck too. They could've just not had that shit in the game and it'd be a better game.

Cope and seethe

Reviewers hate it? That means it must be good then

I can't blame Hugo for adding mech gameplay considering there was a huge one in Eternal's hub which never actually did anything

I enoyed 2016 a lot more than Eternal, Eternal in many ways is a "better game" but it's almost overdesigned in a sense. Feels like playing a sweaty comp shooter to me. 2016 just had for lack of a better word "vibe"

Sorry you got filtered, but at least you can enjoy shit games with no mechanical or mastery requirements like Dark Ages now!

Dark ages looks like how scrawny, pasty vidya youtubers must feel whenever they play doom OST in the background while they're angry or something.

you played the game?

why are weeaboo coomers and homos so obsessed with this fatalist dichotomy mindset?
Everything either wins totally or loses completely?
I clicked on the video, its Gmanlives - he praises it, while also criticizing some aspects but overall loved it.

You people are fucking retards.

Apparently Mr. Matty doesn't like it either. It's over. The Doom fans have spoken. The Xbox fans have spoken. Doom The Dark Ages is...underwhelming. It's no Doom Eternal... :(

TDA is an usurper. It will never be one of us (the real doom games).

whats the fucking GOV here, 30? jesus

dragons

not doom

medieval shit

not doom

lovecraftian old gods

not doom

angels

not doom

knights

not doom

mechas

not doom

why didn't they just make doom?

It's funny though, it plays like a worse version of Mega Man 8 Bit Deathmatch's final segment. Doom mod inspiring Doom is funny. I like the spectacle of it, but that's about where it ends.

Really strange to see that indie games have better movement than doom despite iD clearly chasing that crowd in the most boring way. Really needs momentum and commitment instead of this instant dashing shit to fixed movement speed shit. Whoever forced it to be like that has no fucking taste in FPS gameplay

directly linking to gmanshills

heretic is as old school dnd as it gets

Yeah, I guess Dark Ages is more like Strife then.

Youtube is full of "Watch This Before You Buy AAA" clickbait. The bigger the game, the more dire warning clickbait is generated. I think Steve will be right on this one.

GMan

Dude has consistently shit takes. FFS, he blew Todd Howard when it came to his review of Starfield.

good bait is hard to come by these days

literally the first shooting area of the game

easy difficulty

yikes

the one step forward, two steps back game

nah
it was a solid game but 2016, which has its own flaws, is a better experience.

This might be a terrible idea but I kind of miss hit scanners in eternal. The riot gunners did not deliver.
The Blood Makyrs are hands down the best addition, just these mean fuckers that wrap the situation around them similar to the archviles.

why didn't they just make Quake?

Id has tried to make Quake relevant for the past 3 years but Starfield happen.
I want to play the game myself to see if there are references to other shooters like in Eternal. Most reviewers just speedrun the game so they can get ad revenue as fast as possible.

Uhm, excuse me but uuuhm. Isn't this guy, like, the same guy who stands by his, you know "Starfield is good" thing? Ha, I mean are we really going to listen to THIS guy? Lol come on now.

I mean...who like REALLY cares about this guy's opinions? If we're being super honest here?

The argument 2016 fags use is that now "you are not forced to swap weapons", claiming this is an improvenent and good thing for a Doom game and defending Shart Ages

When Doom REQUIRED swapping weapons constantly because using certain weapons against certain enemies was an objectively shit choice

Fucking shitter parasites never played an actual classic Doom wad

Super shotgun

less range

Revenat Marauder wraith shield

Worse space marine 2 cutscnes about npc you dont give a shit specially king skyrim sovengarde guy

Ok this game is shit

I'm sorry that I didn't stop you when I had the chance.

But this place is negative about everything
I like 2016 and Eternal, can someone that likes them tell me this one is bad and why?

nigger nobody swapped constantly shotgun and rocket launcher in classic doom

That’s because everything is scaled to be slower in classic doom

I'm going to say it. Starfield is good and Starfield was always good. When Starfield comes to PS5 and is PS5 Pro Enhanced, people will say it's good "now" when it's the same game you can play literally right now just ported over. Also now that we have Oblivion Remastered to hold certain people over until TES VI comes out, that'll give the bots something to feast on so they can finally stop shitting up the Starfield spaces so much. Especially now that constant, hyperbolic shitting on Starfield isn't profitable anymore.

Cope more Todd

i really miss the unhinged doom 2016 guy first person cutscenes punching all those hugo retarded npcs universe screens

It's due to the demon acceptance narrative that kikes and the antichrist are pushing now.

Hate to say I told you so
nah all the nudoom games are rubbish

What if we just gave the Hedon Bloodrite guy a massive studio so he can give us some more hot orc sluts?

Sorry to break it to you faggot but doom has always been a casual series.

Faggot-ass opinion from a raging faggot-ass.

PRESS THE AWESOME BUTTON TO GET A BADASS KILL CUTSCENE!

terrible.

Another liberal pope is chosen and the new Nudoom turns out to be too shit even for Shillmanlives, bad couple days for the zoomer tradcaths.

Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
The industry has been captured by PR gremlins. These PR gremlins cultivate an unsustainable economy of lies: they sell problems, rent out solutions (marginally smaller problems) and deceive everyone -- shareholders, developers, customers and players. They don't care about the quality or reception of the product, they don't care about what you believe, love or hate and they don't care to convince you of anything. The more controversy, the better for them.

Their final goal however is to distract and placate you, while high finance (read: their owners, banksters) turns your passions and lifetime into vacuous commodities.

be PR gremlins

gaslight publisher into whipping developers into frenzy to create super-slop

gobble up the majority of the "development" budget, recommend hiring nepotists

proliferate more slop to e-grifting parasocialites to fan the flames; hype a product you know will fail miserably, gaslight customers and shareholders with predatory marketing

reinvest a fraction of your hyper-bloated budget and buy copies through subsidaries and at a discount to gaslight everyone some more, after padding stats shortterm refund to ruin them longterm

simultaneousely shill for and against the product to maximize controversy and thus traffic, engagement and demand of your service and that of your buisness partners, such as consultation rackets

eventually come out of it being the sole profiteer, blaming everyone else

In other words: if you're a shareholder of a publisher or developer studio instead of an investor to a marketing agency, then you are a barely functional lobotomite.

Niggerfaggots claiming Sharternal's constant weapon switching is actual LE HECKIN ORIGINAL

disregarding the fact that you can beat the entire game with the shotgun only

also trys to say that because you can switch weapons, and people sometimes did, that makes it identical to Sharternal's gameplay

O IM LAFFIN

the game falls apart after The Seven Portals

I disagree completely
Seven portals is the worst part of the game

Doom 2

you mean The Plutonia Experiment

>Niggerfaggots claiming Sharternal's constant weapon switching is actual LE HECKIN ORIGINAL

It is

>disregarding the fact that you can beat the entire game with the shotgun only

You will get utterly assraped, even in certain IWADs. The moment there's 3 or more Pain Elementals your shotgun is useless and you get flooded by spawns. A chaingun is not a weapon you can use at your leisure but an asset for far hitscanners and stunlocking flying enemies.

also trys to say that because you can switch weapons, and people sometimes did, that makes it identical to Sharternal's gameplay

It's actually different because classic Doom is simon says where using certain weapons is heavily punished
The only readson you hate weapon swapping is that you are a massive shitter who can't master playing footsies and managing weakpoint targeting, but Eternal is actually never forcefully imposing players to use weapons while classic doom makes each weapon blatantly dedicated to specific enemies and you will have an absolutely dogshit time trying to defy the imposed intended use of weapons

Is he really liberal? Or is it just because leo XIII was liberal during the industrial revolution, a time it was admittedly needed.

Eternal made Berserk actually useful instead of a shitty overglorified 100 HP restore

Truly the only Doom game that is good

press x to awesome

Yeah that is cool the 2 times it happens in a 10 campaign. You seem butthurt about something.

can't hear you over the hundreds of WADs that shit all over ZOOM Eternal

trilogy

Isn't dark ages standalone?

Buy an ad you fat faggot

It's a shame. I actually like some of the designs and aspects of the art style in this.

if you're constantly switching weapons in classic doom you're getting overwhelmed very easily. you very much want to think about what weapon is better for specific situations (not individual enemies) because switching weapons is so slow you want to avoid it as much as possible.

classic doom makes each weapon blatantly dedicated to specific enemies

this has to be bait right. so many times when I start a fight I have the super shotgun out because it's the bread and butter of classic doom, it's good against literally every single enemy. not to mention how fucking good the plasma and BFG are if you have a lot of cells, or the rocket launcher when you have enough space
also

namedropping "IWADs" to give an air of knowledge

I see through you

Berserk not being useful in classic doom

yeah this is bait
I like eternal btw you're just completely full of shit

Its peak Doom. Its you that has an identity crisis.

posting a literally who

the game being ass or not aside you're a fag and should kill yourself

It's a prequel to Doom 2016

so many times when I start a fight I have the super shotgun out because it's the bread and butter of classic doom, it's good against literally every single enemy.

retard

Same thing, just as slow

But they 3 shot you

wow
impressive

Eternal reminded me a lot of Ultrakill, but I think I prefer Ultrakill more.

Give Doom to women

they turn it into a "narrative shooter"

game sucks, not even paid reviewers can praise it

It's so tiresome...

Please, tell me Mr. Classic Doom Pro, what weapon is better to have out when you know a fight is about to start and have no idea what to expect. Obviously that's gonna vary wildly from map to map (which is why I "so many times" not "all of the time" or even "most of the time") but the rocket launcher is often way too risky when you don't know where shit is gonna spawn, the plasma is very good but cells are at a premium if you're not playing a fucking slaughter map, and the chaingun is, at best, useful for stunning enemies while running away looking for safety. So tell me, why is the super shotgun not the best weapon to have out when you're about to press a switch or pick up a key?

Doom was never good

The fucking shield is glued to the back of his hand.

Hahahah

The biggest Doom Eternal dickrider likes it.
youtu.be/-QzzVFFT_4w

base game and maybe dlc 1 had good balance of enemies. Then DLC 2 happened and the bullshit combat restrictions pissed me off. I started getting encounters with multiple yellow shield guys, rolling imps, and a marauder and I just said fuck this it's fucking boring that there are this many enemies that take no damage unless shot with something specific. This is totally different from the base game where you still had multiple ways to deal with every enemy.

25 percent of the game is spent on the dragon and giant mech

Enjoy your filler in a FPS game. Worst doom ever released.

Still just going to replay doom wads.

See Please answer

Starfield is such a boring start to an IP that's supposedly our beloved Todd Howard's dream game. You can clearly see the stuff they tried to shift so they could try and make the game palatable for the masses when they injected space thu'um and multiverse shit into it. There's a whole lotta NOTHING in Starfield. It's a """"good"""" template, but a terrible overall game with too many things holding it back despite there being so many good ideas and inclusions. And unfortunately all of that absolutely gutted the modding scene so now it can't even stand up with community support. Not entirely the same thing but it parallels pretty close to what happened with FO4

every single reviewer

?

I'M TRYING

was this originally Quake then repurposed into Doom

I’ve never played a doom game before, which one should I start with?

the original

2016 is a great starting point.

Was waiting for this webm

Doom 3

that webm

holy fuck eternal is such garbage. total fucking ipad kid tiktok style video gaming brainrot. its not even a hard game, its just fucking stupid, but hey if you're the type of child who cant have fun unless they're bouncing around like a retard and swapping weapons every 2 seconds then you do you i guess. just wish you'd stop ruining games for the rest of us when you could just as easily go play fortnite or some other bullshit.

So why is it bad? Genuinely asking

come home, white man

Why did they make the plot so needlessly overcomplicated and retarded? 2016 was straightforward and fucking great, then Eternal started mucking everything up with the Maykrs, the knights, and now with Dark Ages during some prequel war that apparently includes Cthulhu

Take eternal's balancing and strip all the speed based pinball it had for glorified rolling

What games are you playing to prepare for the dark ages? Just replayed Eternal and Serious Sam TSE.

Unless they optimize it (they won't) I think I'll stay with quake 2 and duke 3d

it's a gimmickfest with simon says gameplay "loop"

parry slop

So basically they made an entire game based around the Marauder combat, which everyone hated?

what an annoying use less review, dude is just describing the game for 30 minutes and only actually reviews it for 2 minutes at the end, I wanna kill this dude.

Yup.

angels not doom

Okay I can get why you said dragons (despite satan being eluded to being a dragon) and lovecraftian old gods (which are literally just rebranded demons normalfags don't see through).
But Doom literally is all about killing demons from hell. There being angels just seems logical.

yeah the concept

Not that anon but I'm already confused about The Father and Dark Lord lore.

Father = AI God

Dark Lord = King of Hell and creator of Demons

Actually just kidding, Dark Lord is the original creator, made The Father, was betrayed, and feels its his right to destroy everything like a toddler

At some point Maykrs (angels) cut a deal with Hell to make a continuous cycle of harvesting humans across the multiverse to make Argent Energy, basically faking a war

I miss 2016

not with the lack of chaingunners,archviles,revenants,spider mastermind.

but CE edition & Unseen Evil.

fix the shaders (mostly the sky) to run for GLES 3.2 delta touch or i won't play them.

why do you need to prepare for it? Pathetic loser mentality, just play the game and shut your goofy ass.

Arrest yourself and go to bed.
Arrest more George.

Remember those webms of people trying to convince you that nuDoom's slow ass Halo gameplay was good by switching weapons every 0.1 seconds? That was funny in retrospect.

Nice selfie, anon.

Filtered

why do you need to prepare for it? Pathetic loser mentality, just play the game and shut your goofy ass.

same as it ever was

luckily they stopped making games for the mentally inept

Why do (You) anon wish for this to perform poorly.
you should be rooting for it's success because the other option is AI

You do realize that the issue isn't intellect, but being tedious, right?

Can we pivot back to it being cool to like things again? The "I am cool cause I hate everything" trend is getting stale now that it applies to every single game apparently and not just woke slop

sounds like a skill issue to me anon

took out glory kills in favor of some shit looking parry gameplay

yea no. Was fine to just take it out, but don't replace it with some stupid fucking color-coded parry shit.

I FIRE MY GREEN BLAST

I can NEVER forgive id for nerfing TAG1 when TAG2 came out and also nerfing the Marauder by adding confused stars around the marauder’s head when he’s stunned with no way to turn that shit off.

I remember getting locked the fuck in on the hardest challenges and beating them fair and square and I can never relive that challenge ever again. Fuck ID

It looks like shit and I can't even force myself to play it this upcoming week, I'll just wait.

Loved 2016 and loved Eternal even more

You don't know what "tedious" means, do you?

we get it, the marauder filtered you. no point in throwing a hissy fit over it buddy

So that's a no

Looks like shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=flwsqWvaYKo

Opening stages are shit. Final stages are shit. DLCs are shit. Gameplay loop is repetitive slop. Eternalfags actually think following laid out patterns makes them hardcore lmao.

I hate powerscalers

I knew it wouldn't live up to Eternal. But is at least better / less braindead than 2016?

Thanks, its my new gaming chair.

I stopped caring about anything this guy said after he said it's psychotic to go on shooting sprees in GTA games. That and his videos seem like he has an AI crank out scripts at this point.

This should’ve been a Quake game

doom is metal, guns and space not this medieval stuff

this
the last quake mainline game ruined halloween 2005.

marauder was only bad cause his health was too big for how easy it was to cheese his AI and explot him with the super shotgun

previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES

doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!

*doomguy breathing heavily*

doomie, can you hear me? To your left.

*a portal opens*

*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*

*another portal opens*

K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!

*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*

*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.

We must be better...

*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*

Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!

*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*

I... AM KYIIIIIIV

*Satan watches in bewilderment*

You can't beat me!

I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera

You can be better than this...- says better man

*Satan orders his army to attack*.

*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.

I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!

*Doomguys looks seriously*

DOOMVENGERS!

ASSEMBLE...

*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*

*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*

*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*

*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*

I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!

*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*

Try this, chuds!

*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*

Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves

*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*

which everyone hated?

correction, all the retarded journos hated*

tedious

sounds like a skill issue to me

blessed

SIMON SAYS PARRY

revolutionary stuff

they are making a new painkiller
neat

mashing jump, dash and weapon swap

muh skill

Lol what a faggot

That Starfield is a magnificent game

kills 2 boss enemies in 30 seconds

wow so tedious!

Learn to identify canned slowfag/tortanicfag copes with these simple examples

"b-but muh platforming"

"but it's too fast and has too much mobility"

"c-canned animations! le bad!"

"but... it's le... simon says!"

"b-but the gameplay is too fast and overwhelming so it all looks like spazzing out to me (insert spazzing webm)"

"2016 was better!"

"Doom 3 was better!"

"B-but the story, but the story.... Which I won't skip even though I can skip all cutscenes?"

"Hitstop ... is bad, it just is"

"m-muh spammable melee!"

See any post making these canned arguments? It's a tortanic/slowfag copepost angry because Doom Eternal is getting a sequel while their favorite slowslop FPS is dead in the ground or because their favorite casual weebslop isn't being talked about.

complaining about dashing in doom eternal

you didn't play the game

Doom Eternal is the greatest FPS ever made. Fuck slowslop for ruining the genre for decades on end.

Doom Eternal is getting a sequel

no its not lol

Doom was better when it was DOOMGUY. This doom slayer shit is retarded.

THIS is what boomers say is better than doom eternal???

I did, unfortunately. You're also too dense to realize how fucking braindead all of it is.

jump, dash and mash weapon swap to win

Unga fucking bunga.

It's all so gay now... None of this needed to exist, it constantly explains things that needed no explanation

We're not talking about Doom though?

malding

I watched his video. He criticized it way more than he praised it.

Not buying this shit it’s not even on the disc.

Again, you don't know what tedious means

based webm poster, keep exposing all the copes nu/v/ clings on to about old games that are supposedly good but are actually in fact beyond comprehensible shit

u mad lol

Kek this nigga out here thinking his game is hardcore

disc

oh it's the consolefags that are shitting their pants. now it all makes sense

yeah I do, it's a cope about complaining about the same enemy design all the retard journos and redditroons cried about, but trying to mask it as not coping

Why don't they just make a game where you shoot stuff (Doom) instead of all the other gay-looking shit you're forced to do in Eternal and Dark Ages.

Doom is the most overrated game series ever, is just shooting arenas, so boring

kek

I'm sure you're laughing, and not malding at yet another kino nudoom release while your slop jrpg, slowslop franchises keep dying left and right.

Console players.

actually i think it's you that doesn't know what that word means

2016 is almost a decade old

zoomies literally grew up with nudoom, overwtch, fortnite etc as their frame of reference for what is a good videogame

i-it's a cope

Lmao Eternalgibbons refusing to accept their monkey bar simulator isn't the braindead ungabungafest it really is

post your favorite fps rankings, i want to know what you think isn't braindead ungabunga

Oh look it’s a dumb nigger paying for a license, or flat out just pirating it because he’s pathetic, brown and poor

tterly unanimously shat upon by every single reviewer

It has an 86 on metacritic at this time. So that's not the sign of unanimously shitting upon. However more experienced FPS reviewers in this instance are probably the better source.

Why bother? I'm not the one claiming to be 2skilled4u for playing Doom Eternal of all things lmao.

why bother

you bothered making the claim that eternal is "ungabunga", i want to see where your argument is coming from,

so, answer, what is a "brainful" fps and "not ungabunga"

i'm waiting.

cope and seethe lol

In the next nu-Doom you won't even shoot guns anymore.

I respect Marauder for being a punkass bitch who FORCES you to play entirely different from how you engage with the rest of the enemies.

kys nigger. Eternal is utter trash and you are an unskilled retard for pretending it's hard or good

Doom I + II with all additions are on Steam if you want the tried and true classic. Start here regardless if you want a proper series comparison.
Download GZDoom (or Zandronum if you like multiplayer) if you want the full modding experience and .wad list.
Doom 64 is the real Doom III if you liked the first two.
Heretic + Hexen are Doom but dark fantasy, worth a play if you're branching out into older shooters.
Doom 3 and RoE play like a compact FEAR if you like survival horror FPS's.
Doom 2016 and Eternal/TAS play like Painkiller, latter having twice the functions to the point of some calling it first-person DMC.

arrest yourself and go to bed lol.

I made the claim because that's exactly what it is and it's okay to admit it. Most of the shooters I play are ungabunga tier. Gitting gud at Eternal is not a flex.

it never ceases to amaze me how basic mechanical skil in a videogame triggers Anon Babbleiggers so much.

then you look at all the casual dogshit jrpgs Anon Babble likes to play and even having pokemon board and it all makes sense

Okay so you were coping, that's all I wanted to know.

wtf am i watching? is this diablo in first person?

fix the shaders (mostly the sky) to run for GLES 3.2 delta touch or i won't play them.

what?

The story looks incredibly gay.

i'm just retarded

we know anon, we know

they removed "I'm too young to die" and replaced it with "Aspiring Slayer"

That's exactly what it looks like. Same art style.

muh cope

muh retarded

Bitch ass Eternalqueens still refusing to admit their game isn't as hard as they think lmao

Eternal is an amazing game and the never ending butthurt it's caused on this board will never fail to be hilarious

It was real in my mind

who claimed the game is hard? you claimed it was "tedious" and then started coping with your invented goalposts.

and now you can't even post a FPS you think is "not ungabunga"

lmao

i'm sure you are laughing while getting BTFO in every post.

On opposite day.

Type mismatch , cannot convert from 'ivec2' to 'vec2'
Type mismatch in arithmetic operation between 'float' and 'int'
there's no solution for these.

It's only going to get worse when Ultrakill finally gets out of early access and can be properly compared to NuDoom instead of being dismissed as the buttplug game.

the board is fill of unironica weebniggers that play slop like deltarune and expedition 33 and pretended they were hardcore gaymers all along, that don't bother with AAA games

surprise surprise, a hard AAA comes around and suddently it's widely hated, with no clear arguments and just copes like "m-muh simon says... m-muh.... avengers!" and "i-it's not actually hard, it's just tedious"

Opposite day is over.

This. A few flaws are present but the game was otherwise incredibly fun.

For fuck sake, anon. You actually enjoy fighting the marauder? It's no hard, it's just repetitive and not fun

Eternal is an amazing game

Maybe for people who like watching their wife have sex with other men while they drink soilent, but not for me

Eternal is a pro game for pro gamers like myself, git gud casuals

no it isn't retard

i-it's harder than 2016!

The fucking state of Eternalpussies

Just the usual case of modern day writers subverting and shitting on clearly defined good vs evil and biblical allegory for their demonic masters.

It's no hard, it's just repetitive and not fun

this is just a cope invented by filtered shitters. i'm sure the cuphead journo was also feeling the tedium, born out of his own incompetence.

so, you gonna post a single example of an FPS you think is "not ungabunga" or keep coping?

Is this the thread where all the pussies are gathering to whine about a video game they don't like?

Did they really fuck up doom? I mean, all they had to do was to make a map pack for either of the last two games and modern gamers would buy it for $70.

Eternalslaves are Aristotelian natural slaves who reflexively equate difficulty with interest. These are people whose ancestors found it ennobling to dig ditches for a living. Most of them are Mexican.

i actually find 2016 harder, it's just not fun compared to eternal.

It is always going to be a butt plug game designed by degenerate trannies.

Go back to Facebook.

You've been embarrassing yourself for 5 years at this point. Just end it already, tranny.

butthurt

I'd say it's pretty normal to be annoyed when people deflect any and all criticism made about Eternal in bad faith.

God, it looks like this one time I watched a titty streamer playing Apex. Fucking trash.

Nope, got no reason to. As mentioned, I'm not the one claiming to be a sweatlord over a mediocre shooter.

You keep pushing for the idea that it's hard and anons can't beat it. Who's the one coping now?

Haven't used that since 2009, before you were born

Is there a way to turn off all the gay cartoony neon shit? Eternal was incredibly gay for this reason too

see >You keep pushing for the idea that it's hard and anons can't beat it.
where?

I thought Eternal was fine, a step down from 2016, and yes the marauder fight fucking sucks (and no its not difficult, just shit)

old man whines about the youth making fun of his favorite digital toy :'(

Go back to Facebook.

Yeah

also, where is your example of the "non ungabunga" fps, i'm noticing you went surprisingly quiet on that front

see

for the record Eternal and it's red light green light press X to awesome bullshit still sucks, even 2016 was barely passable considering how fucking dumbed down the nu-doom games are

the peak of the fps genre
we didn't know how good we had it

t. tranny

What do you mean "Where'? That's all you've done with this filter nonsense