This jason feller is easy on the eyes

this jason feller is easy on the eyes

the arm hair is overdone. it doesnt look like that in real life

modern day Arthur

Look at this sissy fag.

To be fair you need high test to have arm hair like that

Such a pretty face.

this is a AAA male protagonist in 2026

We are so fucking back, gamers. I knew Rockstar wouldn't disappoint.

male mc looks like a chad

female mc looks like shit

it's just the typical modern gynocentric feminist garbage

this screenshot has to be bait right? ultra detailed surface with a ton of NPCs and then you jump into the water and theres turtles and other sea animals swimming around? in what world can some underpowered trash console like the ps5, let alone the series s, run that?

They gonna give my boy tuberculosis or whatever the zoomer equivalent is nowadays, aids or some shit

This is really outing 4cuck as filled to the brim with reddit trannies and gays.

tuberculosis or whatever the zoomer equivalent is nowadays

Turberculosis then?
youtube.com/watch?v=i2IIWGyW-oQ

You can always dramatically reduce the amount by leaving.

Go watch the first GTA 5 trailer and tell me how many pedestrian interactions shown in it actually happen in game

GTA 5 ran on consoles with 512mb ram, Rockstar knows how to get the most out of consoles with their engine.

this

perfect steroid physique male model face guy

paired with fridge shaped bulldyke face black latina

it's literally just a female fantasy. if they really wanted to be "based" they would have made a disgusting slob male and a bimbo huge tits female.

A real man has body hair, hairy legs, and arms. This is a biological fact that a trannoid could never even dream of.

He has a really nice hair color. In fact he's got the nicest hair I've ever seen on a guy in vidya, I like all the different variations we've seen. I hope the hair growth mechanic is back because that is super immersive.

And he’s gonna be cucked, humiliated, and killed.

I never played RDR2 but I am aware of it incorporating the hair growth mechanic. I hope we can have a range of styles for both protagonists. I'd love to see Jason with long hair parted at the center. Or at the very least, a mullet.

it would look better if he also had hair connecting to his hands
also is it just me or his left arm (from his pov) not as hairy as the right one?

Could be lighting?

this jason feller is easy on the eyes

why is it suddenly ok to make all these homo threads since the new trailer dropped?

Jason was literally perfectly designed for breeding sex

We wanted to make you and your father feel right at home.

Now that the dust has settled, what does Jason's cum taste like?

I'm not even gay or anything but I'm really happy about the fact that we can play as such a conventionally attractive straight white male who gets fucking catcalled in a brand new GTA game. This is the biggest vidya release in history and it's just nice to know I don't have to worry about playing as some nog, and the female character is directly tied to Jason and she's cute. It's just good to know vidya can still be based, and I literally don't mind the other black characters that will inevitably be in the game because it's Florida and that just makes sense, but the intentional choice to give us such a handsome white man as the protagonist is commendable in this modern slop woke age. It's nice bros, we're actually so back right now.

kinda looks like ryan gosling here

Nah whites just closer to monkeys

Yeah, most of us will be going for that look with our Jasons. Goosemaxxing is objectively kino. You literally drive.

yup and we love that

Nice pits too.

The fuck u talking about schizo

I need to oil his cheeks

He's already dripping with sweat?

I want to look like Jason

I hope we can shave his body hair though. I want to admire his smooth muscular body as it glides through the water.

That would be neat but it's not like we were able to shave Arthur's body hair in RDR2. Maybe Rockstar would've taken that into consideration in terms of immersion. I wonder if we can remove Jason's tattoos as well?

5 had tattoo removal in the shops

I guess I forgot about that. Then there's no reason why that wouldn't be a thing again in 6, I hope.

Nah. Offensively ugly males should be treated like offensively ugly females -- absolutely never featured as MCs unless there's a very good narrative purpose that would justify it like, idk, a curse that forces them to find a way to dispel it. Being made to play as an obese ogre isn't much of an improvement over brown goblinas.

Stop taking estrogen, faggot. That's average, at best.

To be fair this is the first time a GTA game has had such an attractive protagonist. It's actually a nice departure. Maybe it's because people loved Arthur so much, and girls thirsted for him.

yeah if your forearm is that hairy then you would be hairy everywhere else

girls thirsted for him.

Guys too.

thats what happens when you get women making your game

always has been

if they really wanted to be "based" they would have made a disgusting slob male

Kek, fuck no. Keep that shit in ugly bastard NTR doujins.

Not even a faggot but I actually want to play as a guy like Jason because it's interesting that he's Florida trailer trash that was lucky enough to be born incredibly handsome. It makes him more interesting.

retarded faggot the highest test men on the planet are northern europeans and they generally don't have much body hair. the hairiest men on the other hand are indians with their super high test and manly 5'2 average height and super manly skinnyfat potbellies.

northern europeans and they generally don't have much body hair

Retard.