Do you think hitmen exist in real life?

Do you think hitmen exist in real life?

they didnt take an entire franchise out of their asses, non?

Yes. That garbage man you just walked past? That was him.

The Amazon delivery guy? Also him.

Yes, but since they'll never go after (You)r or mine sorry ass it's not exactly something you have to worry about.

There are stories every so often where police bust someone trying to hire a hitman for a job

Most hitmen are desperate crack addicts that really need 1000 bucks and will do anything for it.
Then there are the organised crime/mafia hitmen.
Agent 47 style hitmen for killing high profile targets? I mean, probably not, or it'll be some military elite who does one job and then hides forever after.

Yeah but 95% it is mostly for government work. It's super rare to happen within civilian life.

trying to hire a hitman

So what's the crime here? Clearly no one got killed.

attempted murder

You wouldn't even know it's him. A chandelier would just suddenly drop on your head or something similar.

Yes.
I hit men.

Agent 47 style hitmen for killing high profile targets? I mean, probably not

Boeing seems to have one on call

Used to be more independent professionals running around up to around the 90s but now its just . It's either a crackhead or some midwit thug that'll blast someone not important for cheap and immediately snitch on you when caught. OR it's some ex-mil hitter working for Big Corps or government, there's no longer an in between

This, the kind of hitman 47 is (open for hire professional who makes a career solely out of killing people) never really existed.

What happened? I don't get it.

Of course n-

Do you think bald men exist in real life?

Unaffiliated professional hitmen for hire? No. Professional hitmen working for governments and criminal organizations? Yes.
If you want to hire someone outside your organization your only options are ex-military mercenaries of low-level scrubs like crackheads or gangs, none of which are trustworthy.

Yeah, thats what i woulda did

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Yes, sometimes they get paid to just barely miss their target instead of outright killing them too.

An attempt at someone's life, even if no one got hurt, is still a chargeable offense. This is why police try to find and catch any fools trying to hire hitmen.

I remember As I Lay Dying vocalist getting fucked by that

(You) clearly have great knowledge on the subject. If you know, you know ;)

Hardly need a hitman doing elaborate shit when you can just hack someones car to ram into a wall at 150mph or shoot them with a heart attack gun and nobody even notices

They very obviously and clearly had a whistleblower killed and then covered up. Obviously our county sucks so nothing was ever done about it

No, they're surely a myth. Everyone on Anon Babble has a full head of hair. Right, guys?

reminds me of a Crichton novel, Airframe
not-Boeing had assassins in that one

If they did, drumpf and elmo would be dead.

Boeing is a defense contractor, so...

Who killed JFK? Who killed Epstein? Hitmen. The Clintons used to send hitmen to whack people all the time.

Better question would be does a real life organization like the ICA aka the Agency exist. I remember there being talk of some deep web association of hitmen but I never believed it

Yeah - fat bitcoin assassin.

I mean the point of a Hitman is that you have a certain degree of separation from the murder, so you can have alibis, witnesses, etc. The situations you mention would still be investigated, specially the car one because otherwise the car company would be sued up the ass.

Mom! Go back in the kitchen!

REAL HITMAN REACTS TO AGENT47 EXECUTIONS

Obviously not. You can't assassinate people. That's illegal!

Do you think assassin's are just made up? It's just "hey I'll pay you to kill this guy".

Now if they're good at it or can get away with it enough to make it a legitimate business long term is another story

You can literally hire hitmen for like $10,000
Yeah if anything Lucas Grey is more likely of the type of person to exist these days than 47; some kind of resourceful merc that lives nowhere and kills whoever for the right price/motivation, though Grey is also way too good at his job to be completely realistic

I'm pretty sure the nice bloke that cuts my hair is secretly a hitman.

If they do they're probably more like the guy from Collateral. Fly in from who knows where, shoot everyone and then leave.

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hitmaam when

Diana already exists and thankfully you don't have to play as her
I'd rather hear that sultry voice congratulate me on a completely flubbed execution that ruins my SA status

Yes, but the actual 'hitman' basically work for governments/organized crime syndicates to mainly go after each other. Their are 'assassins' who are mainly just serial killers for profit, but they are not like hitman

Still the only good "Real X reacts yo Y" video in existence
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I wonder why didnt he get capped for testifying against Gambino though. I get that he was probably under protection but nevertheless - did no one seriously hold a grudge?

someone trying to hire a hitman for a job

Are there any stories of anyone successfully hiring a professional hitman? Has a professional hitman ever been caught? The closest I can think of is someone like Richard Kuklinski who killed a couple people for the mob but for the most part was just a serial killer

I agree with just about everything he said in that video, some kills just aren't as impressive as others
him not liking thrown stuff is a surprise but he uses guns so if he was gonna kill someone at range, he'd just use a gun

Black market, grey zones, shadow government exist. So yes.

DB Cooper

MH370

There probably are decent number of hitmen out there, but I imagine most of them are involved in criminal rings. Maybe not so much nowdays, but think things like yakuza or mafia. Granted, I don't know any high-profile cases of a hitman getting caught, or even coming clean, and spilling the beans.

a whistleblower

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Change the letters of the ICA around and I'm sure youll get the answer

Yeah it was two back to back, whoops.

The guy who Door Dashed your Domino's 4 cheese pepperoni pizza? Him again.

Yeah, but they're probably not as cool as 47.

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Conspiring to kill someone is still a crime

I heard he was also the guy who took a shit in the urinal at your middle school

Not sure if there's a hitman for hire in terms of the level pf professionalism that the Agency had

Certainly in crime syndicates there are - usually anywhere between 5k-20k depending on how good/how low in the ranks they are and then it's usually a case of 'an associate' member of the crime group but in reality is strictly there as an enforcer/assassin as opposed to helping out in the business

But the super secret assassination style like silent assasin, sneaking into places, etc, not really a thing. More like they'll stalk you and just shoot you when given the right chance.

the really good ones tend to create a bit of a spectable to make it look like it was part of a robbery gone wrong to avoid making it look like it's a clear cut murder to prevent gang wars

Nice land of the (((free))) you've got there lmao. Basically 1984-style thoughtcrime judging anyone can be charged for

If you reach out to someone, hand them some cold hard cash, and tell them to murder someone, I think that's not in the realm of a thought crime anymore

Ask the new pope

You have Mossad agents but they only work for Jews

There are plenty of IRL Hitmen but they're all retard junkies and/or career criminals who do it for a pittance and usually get arrested after their first job.
Professional Hitmen like 47 are largely a myth, even most spies who engage in wet work are incredibly sloppy.

biologically modified to have no body hair and no fingerprints

still has eyebrows and eyelashes

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There are hit men and there are assassin but there is no "Hitman" like in the games like 47 in real life because in real life there's no such thing as a "suddenly become proficient in literally everything from sniping from a kilometer away to playing the drums to serving muffins" drug that they injected 47 with.
That to me is the most handwavey unrealistic part of the entire franchise.

When you think about it, Hitman is actually Captain America tier capeshit.

Sweat and dust protection.

STILL no collateral suit

Yes, but they don't dress with nice suits

jews are so incompetent they need 20 people to bumrush a building to kill 1 dude with no security

That was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.

If there's a demand for something there's always gonna be professionals who do that for money. There's obviously a demand for human killing. I doubt IRL are suave superhumans trained in every martial art on Earth though, probably just dudes with guns and no conscience. Sopranos is closer to real life than Hitman

Why wouldnt you just blow up the building with shit you can buy from Home Depot? No witnesses and no way to reliably scrape for evidence. Then the government blames it on a bunch of arabs because that's a good excuse to go to war.

eyebrow and eyelashes are practical even tho he has no dna record in any database

What’s the point of this elaborate setup if they got caught anyway? Just shoot the guy walking into the hotel lol

Thats literally what you do in the hitman games.
Or you can just shoot the target if you want

yes but they dont live long enough specially if it work for multiple clients

pffft. of course not.
assassins aren't real.

ONE STEP FORWARD AND TWO STEPS BACK
THIS KIND OF DANCE CAN
NEVER EEEEND

Thats the problem
Hitmen are hired for those who have money
War delegates money from them (or at least some part of it) to the weapons manufacturers and such, so unless your employers are in that golden circle - you are oretty much bitung the hand that feeds you.

Besides, extra casualties are not paid for.

this is why i have trust issues towards bald people.

It wasnt a drug, at least from what i remember
He is a genetically engineered for one purpose that is to kill autist

Unrelated but I heard some stores in USA are factually obliged to call the cops if a lot of the stuff you buy pass a certain checklist, like chemicals used for explosions and such

So who's the killer here?

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