NUDOOM IS CENSORED
IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES
doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!
*doomguy breathing heavily*
doomie, can you hear me? To your left.
*a portal opens*
*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*
*another portal opens*
K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!
*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*
*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.
We must be better...
*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*
Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!
*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*
I... AM KYIIIIIIV
*Satan watches in bewilderment*
You can't beat me!
I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera
You can be better than this...- says better man
*Satan orders his army to attack*.
*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.
I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!
*Doomguys looks seriously*
DOOMVENGERS!
ASSEMBLE...
*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*
*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*
*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*
*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*
I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!
*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*
Try this, chuds!
*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*
Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves
*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*
Something is different
Therefore it is censorship
Anon, do you think sequels are censorship because every piece of dialogue isn't word for word identical as the previous game
yes
It's like removing the "Can I play, Daddy?" difficulty in Wolfenstein. It's iconic.
yes
I'm too young to be unalived
It would be funnier if it was "Game Journo"
Every goddamn time
It"s ageist because people should feel free to die at any age
Aspiring Slayer still sound insulting.
I think we should go back to the time where a game would ridicule you and call you a pussy for exiting the game.
Stop pretending to be mad. No one cares about difficulty names. Kill yourself.
What’s the deal with all these difficulties above Ultra-Violence?
I know Nightmare but why the difficulty bloat? Is the game just not designed well enough or something?
Daddy is not a word you want to hear anymore.
You guys are going to flip when we reveal black jacked amazon doom girl later this year and kill doom guy for good in the dlc.
screenshot this
To justify the slider nonsense
Ultra-nightmare is nightmare with permadeath and it was in Eternal and Doom 2016 too, dunno about pandemonium
why not, daddy?
This cult of positivity and coddling takes away fun and unique aspects of culture and identity. Make Doom pointlessly less Doomlike for everyone else to make people who clearly shouldn't even be playing Doom feel better about themselves
Shit like this and the fact you can put the enemy projectiles in slow motion and shit is why nuDoom is gay as fuck.
Kino...Kino for the win...
What topic are they censoring?
I fucking hate accessibility so much, every fiber of my being. I hate casual-ization. I'm not even a Doom fan but the same shit happens in other series. At what point does it become enough? Will we be having M rated games completely made for 10 IQ toddler? In the newest GTA will we use retard speak to explain what to do and where to go? Will everything have built in aim-bot for accessibility? Might as well just not even make a game. If you're a director for a game and you implement accessibility measures you deserve to have a molotov thrown on your house and your seared and charred corpse pissed and shit on
you would have to be retarded to do this
but devs are retarded, so it's not unlikely
nobody is going to keep buying doom if you replace the main character with a nig, period
doomguy is integral to the franchises success, any other character will result in your sales more than halving with ease
nta but stop being obstinant. Censorship isn't just about 'topics' - it can include any kind of expression, including artistic, that is suppressed for some given purpose, usually because it's perceived to cause some kind of harm. A ratings board asking some director to remove swear words from their film is an attempt to censor
At what point does it become enough?
When the line stops going up and no matter what the suits do it will not start going up again. Then they will fuck off to parasitise on something else again.
So, in short, either never or once civilisation collapses back into some form of savagery. There is a possibility of only looking at smaller projects that can afford more creative freedom due to less corporate oversight.
Don't give them ideas.
options are casualization
The only retard here is you. Also lol at using gta. R* games don't even require you to play the missions anymore.
On the contrary, him accelerating the enshittification and the inevitable ensuing segregation is a good thing.
I might buy ZOOM if there were scantily clad musclegirls running around.
It will be Bella Ramsay, but black.
I'm too young to be demonetized!
lmao!
Get your friends and family deported cunt stop ruining culture
"censorship" isn't really the right word but they're clearly pandering to the toxic positivity crowd which is cringe
As if i needed another reminder to not preorder and wait far past release.
I got called daddy multiple times by a woman last week and I liked it. Kill yourself.
Was she hot
saying that it's possible to be too young to die is anti-semitic
Israel has a right to defend itself from toddlers
culture
kek sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your "culture" is private property, whoever has the rights to it can do whatever they want
What's the point of M rating in video games?
Onimusha 2 Demastered just got censored
What is with zoomers being so afraid of normal words that you can literally never say die?
excellent
Diddy
Pandemonium is new. Wonder what that entails?
Diddy ahh Epstein ahh Drake ahh blud
the glasses are worse
the necklace is worse
even the fucking fur is worse
Impressive. At least the wooden roof looks fine. From a cursory glance at least.
You don't know for sure if that's the reason though
It's 2025 you can't make fun of people picking easy mode anymore.... sadly
Aspiring
Aspiring implies that they will try to become better and go for higher difficulties, people that play games on easy mode don't want to become better
the map E3M3
Okay buddy
wtf is this censored woke bullshit
You can't say anything 'bad' on youtube, and that's where these retards learned to speak.
friggin
freakin
shute
eat shit tranny
kek what a video, looks like one of the lioneesses probably ate his cock and balls though