AsmongoId just called it a masterpiece and shaping up to be the best game he's ever played

AsmongoId just called it a masterpiece and shaping up to be the best game he's ever played.

Shit, I'm actually thinking about picking it up now.

show the clip of him saying that

MY E-ECELEB DADDY SAID HE LIKES THE GAME THEREFORE I'LL BUY IT OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WISH I COULD CHOKE TO DEATH ON HIS COCK OMG OMG OMG!!!

Are you serious?? Fucking picked up!! Can't go wrong Asmongold damn!

Kek it really is confirmed normie slop than

you need to kill yourself fast

This feels like bait
I think it's bait

Oh so the same thing everyone said about BG3 two years ago? Wow so exciting, definitely not a FOTM meme.

Fucking no brain retard, must wait for some morons opinion to form his own
this

Isn't it so tiring? I try to comply with whatever the Gamer Movement tells me, but you all have been advertising this game for weeks. At this point it just makes me NOT want to play it. To me, it's the "shill game". Can you give it a rest? For a few months or maybe a few years?

He just said it was good but you could tell he didn't mean it. Truly audience captured, that one.

No, he didn't. He simply said it was good, but won't comment on GOTY status.

mmo faggot plays first real game in his life

For me, it's the asmonGOLD outfit

x influencer said thing that everyone is already saying

WOWWWWWW

what isn’t normie slop? your favorite game?

How retarded are you to call Asmongold an influencer

You are the retard, look at the OP post. He influences retards like him, whatever he says his gospell for the midwits

lying and being obnoxious on purpose to sour Anon Babble on a game

For what purpose?

why does a 16 year old have the body of a 10 year old

By what definition is Asmongold not an influencer, he now talks about politics more than games

squeenix falseflag shills. they've been at it for 7 days now

Influencers, streamers, Tiktokers, scum. All synonyms really who cares.

I thought the first few hours were great but after act one of lost all interest i'm and now just plowing through it on easy mode just to get it over with.

You lost all interest but you keep playing it..? Why?

Listening to the Disciples of Nurgle

Stay obsessed, Cenk's nephew.

someone who is enjoying something and then suddenly loses all interest clearly has mental issues

This is Anon Babble, you didn't have to reiterate most of you retards don't actually like playing videogames

FUck yes!!!! ive been wanting to play this but of course i had to wait for to go ahead from Daddy Asmon.

WOKE LOST LOL!!!!!!!!!

i watched a bit and am embarrassed to say that he plays much better than me. i breezed through the game exploiting many broken builds and strats that i discovered but i always sucked at parrying. he just bangs his head at the wall and parries like a champ. i can do more than a billion damage but he fucking outskills me

game has no DRM AND is on gamepass

faggots here still refuse to play it and make their own personal judgment on it

It's just fucking stupid how some of you people refuse to make your own opinons and rely on third parties (some who also never played the game) to make your opinions for you.

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Game is universally praised

People keep citing reasons as to why

Anon Babble thinks it's slop

You people don't play video games.

He's a professional WoW player, what'd you expect. He's not one of these faggot fairweather gamers.

On the other hand, he's been speedrunning the fucking game barely exploring and missed 90% of content in Lumière itself just sprinting from objective to objective

Normies just follow what's made popular by people who know better. Then they ruin it.

The problem is you're probably overthinking it. I had the same issue early on. The moment you see attacks a few times and react in a way that's completely instinctive without thinking about it, the better you'll be at parrying. You have to unlearn anticipation and go by things that make sense like audio cues, visual cues when the hit looks like it's connected and tuning out cinematic moments after you've seen them once.

Assmongo is just someone who consumes. He wants to say he played it and give it a 9/10 so people think he's a true gamer still.
Basically any scum streamer.

He barely gives a fuck about the world. I don't know how anyone can stomach watching streamers play story heavy games. They don't care. I guarantee if he even makes it there he gets hard walled by Visage if he skips the side-paths because "he ain't no bitch".

be Asmongold

get obliterated by Simon

log off in a childish tantrum

research oneshot builds off stream and grind lumina/levels

start up stream

make oneshot build

oneshot Simon

"there it is boys"

at the start of the game i always fucked up my parries because i pressed too early in anticipation. then i never learned to parry because i discovered broken builds for every character so everything except bosses died before i needed to parry. i also was overleveled because i always did all side content before continuing with the main story. i even beat simon before finishing act 3. im just impressed. he plays like a retard with zero strategy, makes suboptimal calls every turn, but he still outskills me with parries

Soda has also been playing it and called it GOTY, this is what convinced me to get it

Get bent, lying shill.

It is probably pedo bait. The developers know what they are doing.

He needed a youtuber to tell him to play a game

OP is a faggot once again

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