Zero hype

Zero hype

It's fascinating how quickly Nintendo threw out all that good will and hype.

no one can buy one

No games

I think the switch 2 hate is kinda forced desu

Because you're a fanboy shill

wtf? I didn't say desu I said desu

I'm excited and want the Switch 2 weeks ago but A. preorders are sold out and B. theres no new info.

I got mine and am excited but what do you want me to talk about until June 5th?

it's fascinating how pathetic you are bumping your own gay thread
it's an autistic samefag

I'd be hyped if I could pre order one here in Bongland.

Im literally waking up earlier these days just thinking about having the console, seems like a comfy summer with MK World, finally playing F Zero GX (played and completed every other F Zero gsmes throught the years but GX), and Bananza.

I dont preorder, Im 90% sure I'll find one on retail day 1, price is high in my country, but I saved specifically for this and I have the money and some

two new games

Anon Babblejeets shitting themselves and desperate to pretend the system will fail

180 million copies sold confirmed

Snoytranny pedophile eryc

2 exclusives, can you name an actual exclusive?

I'm 1 of those, shill.

Children's games

Is it just my phone or is that image orange instead of red?

stores 3 minutes of logs locally to stop people from using it like UNO on the Xbox 360

can be sent to Nintendo if you choose to report the interaction

Seems sensible.

Almost every videogame is juvenile by nature, and no, your movie games arent the exception

lmao stay deluded

switch 2 is literally just gonna be a "i just want to see switch 1 games but running at a higher resolution/frame rate" console.
much like how switch 1 was like that with wii u games (and failed lol)

failed

mario kart 8 is one of the bestselling games of all time

why am i not surprised a sales faggot was going to reply.
look at xenoblade X. its a wii u game but all it got was a slight resolution bump and change of character models.
the game still cant run at 60fps. lol

Where's all the uncensored Ecchi Games we were promised, Nintendo!?

hates anime games now after years of allowing such games on the platform.

will ban you for repairing your own console in any shape and form

will increase the price due the "tariffs" and wont being them back down if the "tariffs" are dropped.

starts a new $80 game trend

makes it so you have to download digital games AND have to "load" a digital card to play the game.

I can only assume they will up the price for nintendo online this year also.

Enters nintendo seethe thread

90% of the posts is OP samefagging

pathetic lol

not a single Switch 2 thread since they announced all games will be $90 USD

not surprised

its going to be impossible to find and scalped to shit for 3+ months

hype

on Anon Babble

You'll only see that in the tranny anime threads here. Anon Babble has been the new Anon Babble for a while now.

Honestly, being a Lolicon sounds like a much better deal than being a die-hard Nintendo Fanboy.

At least my Loli Ecchi Games don't cost $80.

the shitposting used to be

LMMAOOO ITS JUST A PS4

ITS WEAK AND WONT GET 3RD PARTY GAMES

and then it was revealed and the desperate faggots went fromm 'underpowered' to

LMAOOOO ITS SO OVERPRICCED NVM ITS THE CHEAPEST PORTABLE 4K CONSOLE ON THE MARKET

IT HAS EVERY 3RD PARTY GAME????? WHO CARES IT'S $500 LOLOLOL

But how can I be a pedo and a Sony fan? Sony hasn't had any ecchi games for like, 10 years now.

I think $450 is an ok price. $80 games are insane.

I simply don't care anymore. Despite the Wii/Wii U, Reggie/Iwata era Nintendo was a golden age and Bowser just comes off as a cunt given the companies recent actions. Nintendo as a whole feels a lot colder and corporate now. I don't even care about consoles anymore. I pretty much dont even play games anymore either.

Snoytranny pedophile eryc

someone cares

OMG PAID SHILLS, FORCED MARKETING

barely anyone cares

ZERO HYPE, FAILED, FLOP FLOP FLOP

Anon Babbletardation at it's finest

PS5

900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games

Xbox

850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games

Steam Deck

PC but with 50% performance for 90% price.

Switch 2

470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

zero hype

sold out in minutes everywhere possible

like UNO on the Xbox 360

What happened there?

dudes flashing dick like it was goddamn chaturbate

it's just third worlders sour grape coping

Good, Fuck Nintendo

Pedophile snoytranny eryc, sametrannying and lying won't save you

Tell me more about steamdeck I'm thinking of buying it will it run titles like elden ring,racing games and shit?

"don't care about consoles"

somehow that makes me a snoy

Truly deranged

why didnt they give it an oled display

Pedophile snoytranny eryc, sametrannying and lying won't save you

because an oled screen with 1080p 120fps would be way more expensive
also oled doesn't work well with vrr

Only a retard would use it. Good thing I have no friends so I won’t be able to use it

I'm excited. Got the Thursday and Friday off work for it

I literally cannot find any, anywhere and this shit didn't happen to me with the og switch

I’ve wanted a new 3D donkey kong for over 25 years. I’d pay triple what they’re asking if necessary. I am carrying the hype of 100 men.

Based and Kongpilled

Honestly, being a child fetishist sounds like a much better deal than being a die-hard Nintendo Fanboy.

Bricktendo Switch 2

Of course, nobody wants a console that can turn into a paperweight at any moment.