Here's your new Warframe bro
Here's your new Warframe bro
looks pretty cool, what are its abilities?
webs and climbing on walls like a spider
Still no non-humanoid frames
Update the skeleton you fucks.
Nidus x Saryn? Those were my favorite frames when I used to play
that sounds beyond useless if i remember wf correctly
spider has pusspuss
would you?
does spider have puss puss?
I really like the head shape
great design
bellybutton sexo
I would not stop pumping until my balls were empty
can't find shit on google
check Anon Babble
they revealed it minutes ago at PAX
Ah fuck you, goddammit now I have to download this stupid ass game again.
Thanks bro.
You're a retard. CC frames are very useful for certain types of missions.
Nidus x Saryn
Imagine what their babies would look like.
just reiterating giving them human heads and then making them ugly on top was the worst decision they ever did
we want the Emma Frost audience
Yeah I don't get the thought process behind this decision, they'd have to be extremely retarded or checking a box in order to appease some ugly foids and troons by giving the females ugly human heads. Which is even more baffling since they already showed they can give female characters beautiful faces like Lotus but I guess it's a lost ancient art at this point that no one at the studio could replicate anymore.
sounds useless as fuck
Honestly giving them stupid personalities was worse. You can easily skip the overpriced skins, meanwhile making them shut the fuck up requires a full faction grinding (plus that stupid chatroom grinding).
aoi =/= everyone
I thought the meta was about clearing rooms as fast as possible, big ass AOE abilities and having infinite shields.
sex with the pregnant one
I paid the plat to unlock Jade's animations for all frames because she has a pregnant belly rub and girly twirls which I enjoy watching on my mesa and voruna
used goods
the og jade dies giving birth in the quest after you use transference to possess her and complete a birthing rhythm game to deliver her Warframe baby (yes really this actually happens)
after the quest Hunhow sends you blueprints to jerk off in your foundry and make your own fresh and new immaculate conception jade who's pregnant with death lasers instead of a baby
shut the fuck up you'll die alone
grendel on jade
jade on grendel
The devs might be legit dumb, they've been sitting on the goldmine for like what 13 years? I played since 2013 and people have been asking for them to add option to date your warframes forever and they still can't do it .
Steve was director until recently, the moment they put Reb and Pablo jn charge and he and Scott got shuffled off to Soulframe jail was the moment the game massively improved and we got a bunch of long asked for QOL shit and slutty skins
I dropped this like a month or two before the 1999 update, I thought the whole point of that was to let you date and fuck frames.
Only if all the frames are mute and faceless.
it was but there's only six members of the hex so I assume his wife frame isn't one of them. Also technically you're dating entrati's lab rats in an alternate past in 1999 who have been infected with a new strain of Helminth and the whole thing is basically a callback to Dark Sector, they're not your regular Warframes that you can date and fuck (unfortunately)
I think they fucked themselves into a corner when they retconned tenno and added the child soldier subplot which made dating and fucking frames impossible unless through plot contrivance like the 1999 update where they are different characters entirely.
does spider have a pusspuss?
you can't retcon something that doesn't exist. and the children have existed since ember prime released
It was still retarded and the only payoff for that shitty subplot was Angels of the Zariman which was unironically the only kino update they did which meant you had to go through 100 hours of other shitty story beats before you could unlock it.
Tenno are physically older than the Drifter anyways, they've been around since the Old War and just haven't aged because they're immortal void demons. Drifter being the "adult" one who's allowed to kiss and fuck is funny since they're literally the younger and less experienced AU version of the tenno who was just stuck in the zariman and didn't spend hundreds of years as assassins and warriors for an empire of narcissistics
Give me the spidussy.
this game sucks but i'm playing for she
god bless soulframe
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D3 crusader?
good choice
nerf valkyr.
Oberon still forgotten.
lol.
Sounds better than the alternative, at least.
Nidus x Saryn.
Sorry but Frost x Saryn is canon.
bravo
you wanna make me want to reinstall this shit game...
But nerfing Oberon would at least be funny.
Is reb still an exhibitionist slut
maybe
looks great, one of the best frames in a while
Is Warframe worth playing still? Last played in 2019 but was thinking about it recently
You're the retard. CC hasn't been genuinely relevant in warframe for nearly 10 years. There's too many easy nukeframes.
It's a comfy game to kill some time while you wait for new games to come out.
it's basically the same as it's been for the last decade, just with endlessly more content
Silence+Savage Silence augment is literally the best subsume in the game (yes even better than retards using NOOOOOORISH), it disables all eximus abilities even through over guard and also stunlocks even levelcap enemies.
The proper way to play warframe is
Download it, have fun with all the new bullshit
Hit a content drought and quit
Come back 4 years later
Repeat the above
subsoooom
Yea DE's shitty fucking band-aid fix to some frames being unfiltered garbage doesn't really help. CC is fucking trash in warframe
they're resorting to only adding fem frameworks. it's well on it's way to becoming an abandoned gook mmo.
New players will have hundreds of hours worth of game to play. The new player experience still fucking sucks though. It's free, just try it out and see if you're into it.
the last new frame was male
It's a slog to get through if you've got no friends, I've spent like 500 hours on it but got tired of all the grinding, shitty feminist writing and forced faggotry involving two old homos.
i don't recognize him or anyone playing him as a male.
CC is trash!
the best ability to put on everyone is literally a CC skill
the problem is that some abilities don't functions through over guard, not with CC itself as a concept. CC effects that do work through over guard are incredibly strong and see constant meta use. You can already hit damage cap with guns even without damage buffs from a frame, more deeps is not better than survivability and crowd control
>the best ability to put on everyone is literally a CC skill.
You better not be thinking of gloom as "the best helminth."
We just got a Hugo Boss uniform sniper rifle dude in Cyte. And Temple is literally a dude, he's just a faggy """""""they"""""" the same as Dave Bowie, but he's still got a penis and everyone knows it
no, gloom is overrated by shitters
Silence+Savage Silence augment is literally the best subsume in the game (yes even better than retards using NOOOOOORISH), it disables all eximus abilities even through over guard and also stunlocks even levelcap enemies.
you should go see a doctor then
tranny game
trannies roped at the pregnancy birthing mini game
Which ability do you think is the best? Silence? That is the best because unlike every other form of CC, it works through overguard and on acolytes.
I fully expect pablo to remove its ability to do this because, "it was never intentional," at some point.
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back to duviri where indifsalka is in control
NOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO THE EMOTIONAL ASSHOLE ZONE
It's full of near crippling problems. It's still SOUL and I love it.
no more drifter melee though
Child bearing hips
It's still the same old "kill everything fast to unlock new stuff that will help you kill everything faster" game, but now with bigger (and glowing) butts, some nonsensical plot about gay old men forcing you to grind faction rep to unlock shit and you can get a girlfriend now I guess.
At least you play as your frame this time, and not some knock off elden ring character.
dunno why you're this hung up on a throwaway post. have fun pretending to be a woman i guess.
unlike every other form of CC, it works through overguard and on acolytes.
also frost bubbles
Undead scifi samurai robot spider puss.
I don't recognize him as male
have fun pretending to be a woman
Your schizo rant is all over the place
how did you manage to get confused?
Dark Sector
Did anyone manage to get it working on a modern machine?
so after the rework is she worthless
frost bubbles are not subsoomable.
You can play it fine on modern hardware, I got the thing working on my Steam Deck. The biggest problem is that the porting team fucked up aspect ratio so you have to fix it in an INI file. There's probably graphical bugs in the port that never got fixed though.
Why is DE so fucking incompetent.
Does her model have a puffy vulva?
Her heirloom skin will turn her into a very nice room decoration.
Digital Extremes didn't make the PC port. A russian company that I think is now defunct did. And DarkSector was back when they had a publisher, D3 for Xbox/PS3 and Aspyr for PC, so a lot of shit was fucky and out of DE's hands. DarkSector was originally intended to be Warframe, after all, until publisher execs decided
"NAH AN ONLINE GAME LIKE THIS IS TOO MUCH, IT WILL NEVER SELL, MAKE A THIRD PERSON COVER SHOOTER LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE"
We got silksong in Warframe before Silksong
using rage/hunter's adrenaline to sustain her 4 will be viable again, and her shouts make more sense finally.
with the augments we got, she'll become pretty insane.
You make it sound like a bad thing but I'd prefer Dark Sector slower combat over whatever the fuck DE is doing.
yep it's fucked
Worst skin in the game
Fair enough, as someone that started Warframe last September after a certain FF MMO shat the bed I don't have a long dog in the race for DE. DarkSector isn't a very good shooter to me, but it's got neat ideas and mechanics. And frankly I hit something of a movement flow state for Warframe but most of the combat being adderall insanity isn't very fun once it all becomes that.
Liger really hates women and you can tell.
Too bad, DS combat is dogshit.
You make it sound like a bad thing but I'd prefer Dark Sector slower combat
They are making Soulframe for people who prefer slow-paced combat encounters over Warframe's "gotta kill fast".
Too bad the combat isn't very good (in the closed beta, at least. Maybe they will fix it, or maybe Steve will force the team to waste a lot of dev time on graphical nonsense again like fancy shadows and shit to satisfy his autism).
Still better than Warframe "combat" aka press W + left click and spam abilities.
Not really, no.
Enjoy your braindead slop retard.
Why would I care about CC when I kill everything within a 50 mile radius in 3 seconds?
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Steve is such a weird fucking dude, and most of Warframe's lifespan is a good example as to why.
simple premise, everyone can move around like ninja but die fast in direct combat, accentuating stealthy assassination and exfiltration with combat being a last resort
lets just tack on more and more shit and rework the game at pure random with some fan feedback on the side here and there until it barely resembles what it used to be
time to mix things up here's the ARCHWING, see, we got zero-G combat, what, you don't like it?
lets throw in OPEN WORLD, don't you all love open world, see how cool this is, okay we've had our fill of it now, hope you all enjoy most of the content island locking its own stuff away
we know you all didn't like the archwing but now we've got THE RAILJACK- oh fuck this is such a buggy release, give us a few months, but isn't it cool?
Dude was so autistic about throwing in the most random ideas and constantly trying to add new things to do and play that deviated from what the playerbase got used to, and I'm not really sure I can trust a Soulframe in his hands if he runs about trying to do the exact same thing.
Railjack is cool though, when it works
nta but I liked Railjack, too bad it was abandoned and left in a buggy and unfinished state.
oh baby
MODS
This doesn't look consensual...
hope you all enjoy most of the content island locking its own stuff away
Anyone using a meme such as "content island" isn't worth listening to
He's not wrong tho, only reason you'd be buttmad about the apt term is if you were a DE employee.
what would you call the isolation of open world for basically everything, then, since the only grind worth an actual shit are amp parts and maybe some of the companions on deimos
Everything is isolated then, what is the difference?
The railjack was cool but archwing was still broken garbage. Some of the abilities did single digit damage against normal enemies. Did they EVER do the rework?
Agreed, archwing is a piece of shit.
The entire starmap has stuff like credits, alloys etc. Content islands require materials that aren't used or available anywhere else. It's literally scrip.
You don't get better by staying in your comfort zone.
Warframe is simultaneously one of the most fun and boring games I've played.
There's a lot of interesting things you can do, but in practice you just press one button in the approximate direction of enemies
They added AK? Cool, I won't use it because even at best it only kills one enemy per shot. Meanwhile other guns kill just about every enemy on the map in one shot
How are people not put off by the hideous art style? Shit looks like modern Destiny but without the gayness.
If you like grindan and enjoy the gameplay, sure. It's the game with the best F2P economy out there. The biggest issue I have with it is that there is no reason to play shit in multiplayer. If you treat it as a SP online only game, it's a good time waster.
but without the gayness
This is my biggest gripe about the game. I don't mind everything being about The Grind, but it leads to an inherent need for optimization. The game has a bunch of weapons, some of which can even be pretty fun, but you really SHOULD only be using one or two room clearers and maybe a sniper for eidolons or something. Everything else is just mastery fodder.
I once had a dream about a weapon-specific leaderboard system. I have no actual ideas about how something like that should be implemented, but at least it would give some tangible reason to use something other than the objectively top 3 weapons.
but without the gayness
From what I can tell, wart frame's art style is ugly but they make that up with having sexy female robots with nice tits and asses or whatever they are.
Shit looks like modern Destiny but without the gayness.
How is this bad
It's a mix of appealing to all demographics. Loid is a gay butler for Albrecht who swings both ways, you can date a bunch of characters regardless of gender in the Hex stuff, but then the main antagonist is possessing a woman with absolute cleavage and we get fat assed Warframe women (and one that's pregnant).
oh...
Cause the armor design is still ugly but at least they managed to avoid making the frames completely hideous since most of them are still females with sexy bodies
date
???? what the fuck has this game turned into, I haven't played it since like 2016
???? what the fuck has this game turned into, I haven't played it since like 2016
lets just say we go to 1999, meet a squad of people being turned into warframes and after the main story there is resolved you can romance them as a random thing on the side that doesn't actually influence anything.
also warframes aren't exactly robots, but since you haven't played in 9 years that's shit you'd want to uncover yourself if you bothered to mess around again
havent played since 2018
anything new since then?
>date
Yeah
Sounds retarded, guess it's time for me to jump back into it pretty soon.
2016
2018
Man, you're in for a ride
That looks like fucking shit
Can i fuck it?
it's completely free, what the fuck do you mean is it "worth" playing. Just install and try it, stop requiring other people to come up with an opinion for you
She is a videogame character you silly, she isn't real, you can't fuck it.
still the best f2p pve game on the market.
not exactly a high bar though
Not yet. Depends entirely on how long it will take for the devs to get bored of the dating gimmick.
Their F2P model is genuinely interesting. On one hand, I'm sure they regret ever introducing premium currency trading since it would allow them to jew people much harder if it didn't exist. On another hand, its existence gives them a relatively steady playerbase that attracts paying players, and since someone has to buy the tradable premium currency at some point, it's not like they're actively losing money.
that was the style of the time though. theres still a few F2P games around that have premium currency trading
how young are you? plenty of games do this like maplestory, wow and runescape
maplestory
runscape
Never played those so I can't really comment on them
wow
Are you talking about gold? Because it's not a premium currency. You can get an indefinite amount of it by playing the game. Even though Blizzard decided to become the chink gold farmers themselves, it doesn't turn it into a premium currency. Premium currency is shit akin to what you get from gachashit games where the only way of acquiring it is either getting your preset daily allowance or using your credit card.
You can buy WoW token for gold and convert them to Blizzbucks.
which warframe has the best ass?
crying about Valkyr not having perma invulnerability
Way to out yourself as a shitter
more of her pls
Valkyr's invuln shat the bed the moment a nullifier entered the picture anyway, which eventually becomes almost every other enemy group. You may as well have not had it.
Most fun + sexy frame?
Nezha
Protea.
Garuda
Nezha
TwinkCHADS
Valkyr status?
Monkey pawed
she was shit before and she'll be shit with a new skin
raped + betrayed + flayed + L + ratio
actually good now. only homos who never played her are bitching about her
the coda are so fucking weird to me
how can they be infested and still retain their consciousness and personalities?
why did the infestation decide to use, of all possible things, a boyband as an elite weapon?
How is removing her invulnerability and making her into an HP + armor tank (worthless) any good?
Ignoring every other buff and improvement
Lol
Lmao
It's so hard to take you faggots seriously. If I ever caught any of you in Conclave you would be raped and beaten mercilessly.
well you see it's fine that the thing she's designed around is worthless because she can slop gate like every other warframe that isn't inaros, nidus, kullervo and lavos
railjack is unironically one of the best things in the game (omnipresent grind aside)
if they could pour more love into it I doubt anyone would complain (omnipresent grind aside)
space pirating in your very own space ship kicks ass
The other buffs barely do anything, you could already shit tons of damage.
Conclave
Yeah, as expected, the guy playing dead content will play the DOA frame.
comparing any gun to, let's say, a heavily invested torid incarnon? of course said gun will look like a waste of time
but despite being the owner of a heavily invested torid incarnon I still took the time to forma the hell out of a dumb pump action corpus crystal blasting shotgun that has an abysmal fire rate because it was cool
the AK in question is also on the high end of strong guns thanks to having a ridiculous signature mode and being a crit monster
I fucking love this game
Never played a single second of it, but the amount of faceless robot sex art I've gotten from it over the years was enough
Or maybe they're cyborgs, not robots, I don't care
fun
Nezha.
sexy
Ember with Heirloom skin.
fun + sexy
Voruna with Voidshell skin.
Lavos is still the coolest
if only he wasn't shit
She is too powerful
Most warframes are basically brainless human corpses with body modifications to be war machines, wtf do you expect? Xaku it's an exception.
I hope voruna prime fixes her 4.
people still play this canadian turd? lmaooo thanks op shit's funny af
oh cool a warframe thread
did they remove time gated content? no? still not playing it then
It's still really fucking fun, specially with friends.
Don't come back if you don't like grinding tho, because that's the same if not worse than before.
I haven't played since railjack, Nezha is the monkey king that was basically immortal, right? I remember him being pretty dull, was he reworked?
mfw the sideboob on the Valkyr heirloom
that's wukong
he was reworked, is less immortal but still dull
nezha is trap frame
Nezha is the twink with a big razor edged ring who leaves trails of fire. A literal flaming faggot
How's Atlas nowadays, I loved his design.
very strong punches but his wall and summons are bad
kind of got overshadowed by Baruuk
No, Wukong is the immortal monkey king. Nezha is a different immortal(?) chinese character.
I don't know much about chinese stuff, but his gimmick in Warframe is going fast with his 1, teleporting around with his oversized chakram and giving everyone vulnerability debuff with his 2, and being "almost" immortal with his 3, and impaling everyone with spears with his 4. His 2 also interacts with his 1 (causes heat explosion on teleport) and 3 (creates extra homing chakrams per impaled enemy hit).
They're clones and a record label made them.
It probably saw their images everywhere on billboards, ads, online and their music playing everywhere. Might have assumed they were the "leaders" in Hollvania because of that and so it emulated what it thought were the strongest
Wiat what
Where did they get revealed? Oh wait its PAX isnt it
i played this game last in like 2018 i remember just running around with the poison frame with a flamethrower and everything melting, is this still a thing?
The art direction of this game has really hit its lowest in the past few years huh?
Most fun? Mag.
Most sexy? Mag Deluxe.
I played Warframe back in 2013, then I played when the 1999 launched and jesus fucking christ too much content for me. I don't even know where to start.
Pretty much yeah, Saryn is still insane but you might wanna invest in some new goodies to make her better
Start from the beginning.
Don't.
Yeah, just today. They had an hour long panel. They revealed the spider frame, vakyr rework and heirloom, quality of life stuff and the next major patch which comes out next month. Its going to be an event update to Duviri that crosses over with 1999, but becomes a permanent node after the event. That's where we fight/get the new spider frame as well as an alternate way to get clamps
they actually made the spider frame
what the fuck rebb this is fucking stupid
tummy and obvious navel
i GUESS I can reinstall, just this once...
Any ass shot of the Valkyr Heirloom?
of course it is. cold plus toxin makes viral, everyone's favorite element
You're fucking horrible and I laughed anyway.
everyone's favorite
as a blast enjoyer I will always be mad
corrosive had its time, viral is god king of status, magnetic is no longer a meme, but blast is forever forgotten
How big would this list be if it was Warframe?
Super powerful. Punch once and entire room of endgame units turn to paste.
technically there are like 50+ nodes
actual map variety there are like 15 or so themes with lots of variations
At 13:15. We get ass, side cooch, side boob and see through dress. Reb said go full coom
can anyone explain the point of vaulting the prime frames? isnt it always better to use a prime frame than their base version? do i have to wait or something for primes that are vaulted to come back?
two bros, chillin' in the sand pit
10 feet apart 'cause they're not gay
You want want to build base frames for mastery and the Helminth system.
do i have to wait or something for primes that are vaulted to come back?
you either wait for them to rotate back to farm them or buy them off someone
You can just buy any primes on warframe.market for plat, vaulted ones will cost more. Unvaulted ones can just also be grinded for free with relic drops. Primes are always better but its just stat boosts.
primes are only incrementally better
base frames are used for mastery points and feeding to a monster that lets you transplant warframe abilities
They're on rotation. Basically you wait like a month and 2 of them come out of the vault. That's in addition to whatever the current new prime is and any others that are still lingering. The story reason is they randomly get shit out of the void. Basically primes were originally like character banners in gacha, they were only around for a while before a new one came out. But now we have so many in the game they make them available multiple at a time. Same with their weapons, they come out of the vault at the same time the frames do. If you're a new player it means you can get at least 2 frames every month or so that you don't have yet
The thong on the back is so hard to see man, shit
Needs to be a bit more visible
grendel
It's basically so relic drop tables don't get horrendously diluted or they have to start spreading relics out everywhere.
You have literally years between a Prime coming out and getting Vaulted, you can still buy Vaulted Prime parts and Resurgences happen fairly regularly.
Bah, Dagath did it first, little black dress and all. WHERE'S MY HORSELESS HEADLESS HORSEMAN PRIME, REBB
My dick wasn't ready for demon spider templar
They're clones the record label and producer of the boy band made because the actual boy band didn't like getting mistreated by their producers so they became less agreeable and hard to work with
2013 to now
Yeesh. Basically nothing you know from old WF exists anymore. They even reworked void keys into relics, so core mechanics are totally different. Hell I think 2013 is pre Endo. Two melee reworks behind. Damage AND Elemental AND enemy health reworks in the last 3 years alone.
Buddy, I'd start from the very beginning.
there is NO reason for robots to have such big asses.
They intentionally didn't zoom in. Wait until it drops and everyone will grab it and record webms of her straight up popping it out there
robots
those are people mutated by a special strand of infestation that then got cybernetics jammed in their mutated bodies
Counterpoint: the robots could have even bigger asses.
nah im getting it day 1 regardless
when is it coming
THOSE ROBOTS were made from real people with real big asses
There doesn't need to be a reason :D
Mag.
god I love her so much
i will never, ever get a Gauss sprinter Frame with a girl body
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
still no weight sliders
i sleep
l2p fag. get the augments and you can clear rooms with it.
That's basically Titania. You pump her speed and she feels just as fast
haven't played for 10 years
read all this shit
what THE fuck is going on
Wait did they remake Vauban? I played the heck outta him in 2015 and although he was kinda worthless he was fun as hell.
reb took over and she has no shame
she doesn't sprint though, does she? doesn't she fly/hover?
Yes
What exactly is confusing you?
Reb took the helm and both made things gooder and gooner.
She knows what we say about her, so she takes out her frustration by adding fetishes off a big dartboard in her office to the game. Still surprised she managed to get impregnation and birthing past Tencent, but OUR girl did it.
they gave him infinite damage scaling on his abilities so he's kind of great now
the price was his CC being less good
still best skin
Jesus Christ, when did Valkyr go full Cyberpsycho?
I love seeing posts about anons coming back to Warframe and being confused about all the new shit that was added.
I should play Harrow more now that shield gating is a real mechanic. I could never stay alive in higher level content with him when he released.
Always liked his concept and synergy but was always just really bad at him.
don't lie to the people, she's 19
Harrow is just shit, don't play him unless you literally have no choice
Warframe kinda veered hard in later years. Once Steve fucked off for Soulframe and left the game in Rebecca's hands, the big Sentient war arc happened and then Rebb decided to explore a ton of the backstory lore to the forefront and then make some side diversions along the way as shit went bonkers, with gooning on the side.
It's still crazy to think that Duviri Paradox was 2023, but the big content releases have been a lot quicker.
Magical lands made of childrens nightmares. Space fighter action. Infested moons. Mecha. Alternate realties/timelines. The Thing if it was a boyband. Dudes in walls. One ancient evil after another. And just today they joked at the panel about adding nipples
With the arcanes that restore sheilds on hit he's almost invincible. The only things that can kill you is stuff like toxin clouds, which hit health directly. But even then your 2 has lifesteal.
Apparently there are hard ERP sessions in certain clan halls, where guys hire random players with hundreds of plat to ERP with them.
I love how Warframe of all games has really leaned into doing promotional music tracks.
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Lots of variety.
Thats every massive online game.
it's so obvious that they got lucky with we all lift and tried to recreate it with cold below, kek