All hail the king

All hail the king.

Objectively worse than Eternal.
Consolefags go and stay go.

all the new doom games are shit

Hail to the King, baby.

Doom 2016 is the best Doom game and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

muh chainsaw instant ammo candy

muh flamethrower instant armor

muh monkey bars

muh weak points

muh insta-kill lightsaber

look at me maw, I'm waving the mouse like a spastic

Lmao @ Eternalfags thinking they're hardcore gamers

Resource management flow slate slop isn't Doom.

64 is better

>look at me maw, I'm waving the mouse like a spastic

It's called aiming. Not that a consolefag would know.

It's called aiming.

Top kek. Somebody post the New Vegas webm.

Eternal is better, 2016 is too easy

Nigga Heil 2016

it's too easy

post a webm from a totally different game to prove my point

Holy shit, you're mindbroken.

people are using the release of dark ages hype to shit on eternal because they cant let go after five years

it doesn't count because it's too hard

More like eternalfags have ruined every doom thread for half a decade and everyone is laughing at them

previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES

doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!

*doomguy breathing heavily*

doomie, can you hear me? To your left.

*a portal opens*

*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*

*another portal opens*

K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!

*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*

*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.

We must be better...

*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*

Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!

*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*

I... AM KYIIIIIIV

*Satan watches in bewilderment*

You can't beat me!

I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera

You can be better than this...- says better man

*Satan orders his army to attack*.

*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.

I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!

*Doomguys looks seriously*

DOOMVENGERS!

ASSEMBLE...

*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*

*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*

*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*

*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*

I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!

*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*

Try this, chuds!

*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*

Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves

*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*

that just sounds like the existence of a single game living rent free for no reason

more like 2016 is too easy and you need to git gud

*farts*

Nudoom≠doom

too hard 4u bro

Fucking lol. The state of Eternalchimps.

More like I beat both games on nightmare when they released and still enjoyed 2016 more. Eternal really isn’t the ultra hardcore game you’re making it out to be.

git gud

he thinks Eternal is challenging

Hahaha, oh wow.

It's still harder than 2016's braindead difficulty

If Eternal isn't challenging, then 2016 literally plays itself.

Hit a nerve haha

based

Nobody's pretending 2016 is a hardcore game for hardcore gamers like yourself, nigga.

your console game is objectively worse than my console game

So you agree that 2016 is easier than Eternal?

I'm saying they're both easy, you gonk.

Then you're just being wrong on purpose.

Lmao eternal is sweat central

he still claims Eternal is hard

Lel

Eternalzooms better not speak to me about any sort of difficulty unless you completed silver surfer on the nes on original hardware.

Sweat wannabes you mean

as long as he's from the original DOS doom

Where did I say that? 2016 is baby-tier easy. Eternal is obviously more difficult by comparison, because they understood how players could break the combat.

Harder than 2016

zoom

And yet it's still retard tier, you big puff.

2016 on nightmare is more difficult than eternal on nightmare

balls

I think this thread could use some people posting their Ultra NIghtmare screens or something before trying to make a point.

…Because it’s unbalanced.

not really

Why are you defending a game that's easier than a game for retards?

what nerve