Jason

Why are faggots spamming this constantly?

Specifically to make you seethe

would

Homosexual faggot nigger, stop. You are gay

Press X to Jason

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That's quite a shitty back, dude needs to stop benching so much and start rowing

WI/V/SGN?

I'm gonna make him run around in gay little short shorts

There better be speedos.

To show you how it's a woman's game.

JAAAASOOOOOOOOOON

right

Do you think his cock flops around at the gym shower

Are we still going to be able to fuck prostitutes? He's in a relationship with the female protagonist right? Oh they're going to have an "open relationship" aren't they.

Not hot. That's a woman's idea of what a hot woman looks like.

There might be a relationship meter that goes down if you cheat on her

I don't get how guys can be straight. the male form is so much more sexually appealing.

You are gay

I liked his earlier white boy summer quasi-methhead look, he looks a little too much like a movie star now

Are we still going to be able to fuck prostitutes?

That's still unknown but I kind of doubt it. I think they'll take a page out of RDR and have them exist and be seen in the environment. But you won't be able to interact with them. That's just my assumption.

He's in a relationship with the female protagonist right?

Very much so, yes.

Oh they're going to have an "open relationship" aren't they.

Who knows. Maybe it could be a possibility to skirt around it. Though from what we can tell they seem to be both at least heterosexual. Wouldn't Lucia have to be able to pick up gigolos or be able to go to a male strip club?

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You can fuck prosts in RDR2 in the bath houses cant you?

Not from what I remember. You can get a bath at least.

You slopped for an ugly brown woman

If they don't even allow picking up prostitues in online, the game will be woke confirmed. They broke with a decade long GTA tradition to pander to psyop'd zoomers

? i remember you can literally get a hooker to give you a lapdance in your house in online

Rockstar would be rather short sighted if they were omitted completely. Ideally they would at least be available in the online mode. As for me, I think they should be interactable in single player as well.
I know it gets in the way of the relationship but let there be consequences for it. In San Andreas CJ could get with multiple girlfriends. On certain dates one of them might be around and he had to avoid them in those scenarios.
I just wonder since we can clearly see strip clubs at the very least if we can get lap dances in the single player mode? Or will we not as well. Plus as we can clearly see Rockstar is widening the net for the audience in terms of fanservice. Will there be male strippers and hookers?

They kinda tug your dick under the water that's about it

I need Jason to sit on me so I can sniff his delicious sweaty shithole.

My buddies name is jason and he's built like this (a bit thinner). I already know he's going to be slaying next year because of this game.

that bikini is so bizarre it makes her boobs look both massive and small at the same time

Don't let him go crazy, wouldn't want him catching something.

His face is rather inconsistent in promo material.

spbp

bird shot tattoo

hes gonna shoot his "bird" isn't he?

They did say he is an undercover fed.

gayest post in this thread :/

Gonna go watch some early years Rose Monroe to prepare me for GTA 6

Some he just looks like a redneck, others he looks like a Balkans auto mechanic

What an enigma.

Attractive and cool white male

Woman over the internet drooling over him

Anon Babble still seethes

They are literally making white man attractive to woman, and you are still seething haha

I fucking love Jason

He looks nothing like me, how am I suppose to enjoy the game?

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now you know how women feel when you spam sexualized female charavters

Take a step in someone elses shoes.

I want him to breed my bushy

This is probably a better example desu

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is this natty?

Remember when every game protagonist looked like Sam Worthington

A thread died for this homoshit

FUCK OFF BACK TO TWITTER YOU HOMO TRANNY WOKEFUCK

bushy

Get that cock out of your mouth and pronounce it properly

Because he's hot, what a stupid question. Go post in your 8 millionth Widowmaker and Tracer threads. We got Jason here.

True.

im not gay for staring at his ass because i want to be him

not looking good "straight"fags

You need more Jason in your life. and in your butt

there will be plenty of bitches shaking ass and titties and you're a fool if you think otherwise
this culture war shit is so fucking gay, all of you are GAY

Yass queen! Slay!

I really hope jason turns out being a trans man like pic related

Jason Duval. Men want him. Men want to be him. Men want to be inside him.

Think the two will have different lines depending on their weight? Fat CJ was comedy gold

I think they were conflicted between him being a beaner or white and choose white at the last second

Your tutorial mission guy is fucking Bill Dauterive

If we actually got Dana Snyder for Cal this game would've been kino

Fuck video games. Go lift.

If we actually got Dana Snyder for Cal this game would've been kino

It's not Dana Snyder? Cal sounds so much like him. It really caught me by surprise hearing Master Shake/Gazpacho's voice. Or at least something very close.

it's that bobby moynihan guy, people only know him from nuSNL or something

We got GTA VI foot pics before GTA VI

I'd hope so. It would be weird if they had this mechanic return but lacking any feedback from other npcs.

because people love nuSNL lmao

If we actually got Dana Snyder for Cal this game would've been kino

Fuck, a Shakeesque would fit in Gta perfectly.

Interesting, he really got that impression down. Would've been neat if it was Snyder though.