Post your favorite Browser/"dle" games. I'll start

Post your favorite Browser/"dle" games. I'll start.

scrandle.com/

nah i ain't clickin' that

EthnoGuessr
hbd.gg/

"dle"

D'le gámé

To explain, that's 5 bucks for some cheap sausage and even cheaper bread roll.

And the other is some cheap bun and a thin slice of plastic cheese in an even cheaper bun

scran

once upon a time runescape was a browser game

scran thread

plastic cheese

Kek reminder that black n*ggers are so dumb they think American cheese isn't real food because it's called "cheese product"

The onion cost extra.

dev also made Blue Revolver

huh...

I'm not an American... But I will admit that burgers made in England are fucking pathetic, so yanks can make fun of us on that. Irish burgers look better than ours.

This shit is funny

i fucking knew the game but thought it was called don't forget me or something like that

this is cheap stadium food you retard

Probably not considering that's a picture from a Hungarian side

How would you rate this scran? It's a classic in the Finnish football league.

just a pile of dicks in a cup

kinda gay desu
at least fill the cup with something hot the dicks can stay warm in, like chili and cheese

Are those just plain hotdogs? Please tell me there is at least some mustard-based sauce in that cup.

that'll be 10 euros + tip (and the beer is a tenner too)

soft penises in a cup

you should get something less gay

proper scran that

I literally forgot about this game

tsukiweb.holofield.fr

I came here to post this too. No fucking way

average amount of guesses is six

lmao

Irish burgers

No such thing falseflagging O'Mac

this is some real poverty tier shit that likely reminds some third worlder of home

AI slop, but it's still fun for a couple of hours
neal.fun/infinite-craft/

England and Austria aren't that far apart in those metrics.

Bro, what the fuck is this sandwich? There's nothing on it but 2 pieces of cheese and 2 pickles.

lads I've got a bad feelin bout this scran

grim

Update your game, dev.

anon I hate to burst your bubble as an americlap myself, but american cheese is a real thing, but so is the cheese food version. If it's not labeled "cheese" it's not fucking cheese, it's a whey protein emulsion. American cheese melts fine enough, I don't really like the shitty cheap imitation of an already cheap cheese

desu camembert/brie cheese is perfectly fine with only a piece of bread, but the ratio is way off

I like this one
geogridgame.com/

shit's literally unplayable due to bri'ish "people" voting for their vomit covered in diarrhea looking dishes

it's not a -dle-like but i enjoy regex crosswords
regexcrossword.com/

explain yourself, Brazil

"""pepperoni""" pizza

average of 1.5 pepperoni per slice

"American cheese" is a real variety of cheese that does not just mean cheese made in the United States, and also "processed cheese product" is a third thing which is not real food.

Looks like shit, but I've still somehow seen worse

Thats Hungary mate.

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

just like gram used ta make during the bombings

dry as fuck burnt burger

stale bread

pre-shredded cheese as garnish

Are people bringing their own bachelor struggle meals and passing them off as stadium meals? They're not suggesting that wildly profitable businesses actually push this as a product that customers would pay for, right?

hot dawg

well it's only a £1.10 difference. there's lots of other factors at play as well, ticket pricing, employee wages, foodservice licensing/permits, and many more i'm sure.

That's fucking vile

lorl

watching streamer play scran

left : pie, mash, peas, gravy

"Eww this looks fucking disgusting"

right : basic bitch burger

literally starts hyperventilating when the results favor left

I feel a patriotic pride everytime I see a pie show up. I'd rather have a messy pie, chips and gravy than a burnt as shit burger.

That's a frikandel. They're delicious.
Not sure why it's on a roll though.

is that bone?

are those teeth...?

These are the people who religiously shit on Italian cuisine

so mingin I had to hide the post.

what the fuck?

"with a pint" clears

For that price, I can buy 3 or 4 burgers exactly like that in my 3rd world shithole.

it's not fucking cheese, it's a whey protein emulsion.

Which is le bad...why? You say this as if whey is made from toxic sludge and rat penises or something. Ricotta is made from whey, I don't see a bunch of retards chimping out about how "da gubmint be tryna make us eat plastic n shiet" when they see ricotta on shelves.

made by the blue revolver devs

didn't expect that but it's cool

I like germany and czechia ones, they keep it simple yet tasty
USA is the usual slop
UK varies between pretty good to absolutely revolting
Korea/Japan feels almost restaurant tier, which beats the purpose of street food imo

lol

For a sec there I thought those were apple slices

it's more onion than it is cheese and burger

why even bother with any ingredients other than onion at that point
any flavor from the burger/other toppings is going to be immediately replaced with the sensation of biting into a raw onion

that was actually fun

britbongs never beating the allegations

that has to be the most depressing cheese sandwich ive ever seen

Anon it's cheap shit tier. I don't care that it's made out of whey specifically, just that there's not enough dairy in it to be legally called cheese even by USDA standards. It's edible and will get some protein and sodium into your body, but just spend the extra dollar and get the actual american cheese.

I eat cheap processed garbage all the time. It is what it is, which is garbage. It's insane to me that Anon Babble will justify eating garbage as if it's a cool contrarian thing to do. No, anon, your standards are just shit, and I'm not even advocating that you need to eat some expensive cheese marked DOP from france or something.

Who mindbroke the internet? Why do people act like eating shit is a good thing? This is fucking sad.

flip it upside down and it kind of looks like a dude with really big teeth

whats wrong? its just a cup of cof-SAUSAGE WATER!?

fr fr

0.01 $KHC has been credited to your portfolio.

nothing new under the sun, huh?

I got the first three games on my first guess, but how was I supposed to get that last one at all?

this would be fine if it were covered with onions

but what is this judaism

what it will be, EVROPEAN MAN, cup of pond water or turd in a bun?

I hate both
I guess the hot dog would win though

who the fuck keeps putting hotdogs on burger buns?

bri'ish cuisine

ngl lads, as someone who has never been to a football (or any sports as a matter of fact) match, I am fairly entertained by the food and its variety

ain't even food on the left mate, at least the broke shit on the right looks like something you can eat

i do this all the time when i don't have hot dog buns. i fail to see the issue. it's literally the same bread just in a slightly different shape.

Serving a sausage with the bread just sitting on the side doing nothing

They give you a little wooden fork instead of using the bread as a bun

How come the world had to wait 6000 years between inventing bread and America inventing the hot dog? Were they stupid?

You're eating it wrong. That's like saying there's nothing wrong with eating spaghetti with your hands.

I actually love onion like this, onion is delicious

finally a game made for me

t. Nigel Wilkinson

Sometimes I like to eat the bread and meat separately. Dipping the bread in the meat juice is tasty by itself.

i just ate one of these 10 minutes ago except it was a dinner roll instead of a burger bun

the more racist you are the better your score

this game was made for me

tricked by the south andamanidians again

I should've learned by now.

people have different barometers for what counts as shit. to me if it's objectively unhealthy and/or tastes bad it's shit, and like you said, the cheese product is just fine at giving you some protein and sodium. it tastes good on a burger, it's not deep fried butter.

not exactly the same, but this is why i like having bread with my Lasagna or Ratatouille

you clean up the plate by using the bread as a sponge for the tomato sauce, quite nice

It is real cheese, just watered down.

I'm starting the get where Gordon's "grilled" cheese sandwich came from

what do mashed peas taste like? they look so vile that ive never even wanted to touch them

yeah but when I do it I use one slice or bun and just fold it like a hotdug bun anyway. bread slices are kinda nice for sausages

*blocks your path*

Whoa there bro you can't just say you have bread on the side with your pasta, all the Italians are gonna laugh at you and call you fat

neal.fun/infinite-craft/

do you pick double rustlers burger or chicken rustlers burger?

everyone bashes british cuisine, people need to bash nordic cuisine more

who let these niggas cook?

look bro you're not gonna die eating it but actual american cheese is genuinely good. People lumping it in with singles is one of the most consistently annoying degradations along with passing along "dairy dessert" as ice cream. Shit is not the same thing and never will be.
it's watered down to the point it is legally not cheese anymore. I wonder how long it'll be before one of the first food laws written in fucking 1920 because people were still freaked out about "The Jungle" will be outright abolished because nobody knows or cares about the actual quality of their food.

probably like mashed peas. i imagine it's like split pea soup without the other stuff that makes it good like ham

Cheap means bad

Processed means bad

Explain. Do you just accept things mindlessly without applying any thought or nuance? How is American cheese product or whatever you want to call any worse for your body than "real" American cheese?

why is shit like this so common in sports stadiums and nowhere else in the world? it takes like 5 seconds to get the cheese to melt

If you're not legally allowed to label your product as food then I won't eat it. Simple as.

"mamma-mia, you cannot-a have-a bread with your pas-"

shut the fuck up, Luigi, its for the sauce

because british cuisine is funny, nordic is just sad

Why do you care about meeting some arbitrary definition of what cheese is? If the World Health Organization came out tomorrow with a statement declaring that H20 is not legally water would you stop drinking water?

don't disagree with you there, any regular grocery chain has a whole ass cheese section with a wide variety. the whole processed cheese thing in general is just an easy target for le propaganda like that chinese video burning it with a lighter, it's both not all american cheese and not nearly as bad as it's made out to be

Were they stupid?

yes. europeans are retarded. theyre all malnourished and not getting an adequate amount of nutrients to their brain

nobody gives a shit about your dago food autism

Using so much extra sauce that it needs to be mopped up with bread

Not using only exactly as much sauce as required to coat the noodles

F A T
A
T

Right looks like as if it was already eaten once.

british anons, do you actually like this?

I guess they don't remember.

Explain what's wrong with peas. Now.

noodles? i said Lasagna

look at this and tell me theres a "exactly as much sauce as required", if you use too little before throwing it into the oven, its over, you fucked up the dish

looks amazing. peas are so fucking good

too much peaness

okay, this one is hard to beat lmao
they're mid even as a side to a side

Explain what's wrong with non-mushed peas, you do have all your teeth still intact rig-

oh wait, i forgot, british

Mushy peas is literally just peas mashed up with butter and cream. Is it green slop? Yeah. So what? It tastes good.
It's usually eaten on top of chips not alone.

Come on now

forgot pic
okay I concede, at least hey're healthy I guess

Pea soup, or thickened pea stew, made with pork fat and mushrooms is kino as fuck. You're crazy. Eat something besides tendies bro

How do you make "non mushy" peas? If peas haven't disintegrated, they're not yet fully cooked

cute way to market your game, OP

Amerigods: Hey we made the traditional foods/drinks or something somewhat inspired by it with the same name :)

Eurotroons: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't just call food and drinks made in the exact same way and tastes the same way pronglibongli cheese NEEDS to be made in the pronglibongli valley!!! and you call that undrinkable swill quopanseede when it wasn't made in the quopanseede coast??????

Amerigods: Uhh, okay... I guess we'll make something competely unique and of our own using our particular ingredients and new technologies and techniques

Eurotroons: NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST ADAPT AND PROGRESS!!!! It doesn't meet our arbitrary standards for what makes an XYZ a real XYZ

We really can't win, literally anything in the new world will make the irrelevant Eurabian subcontinent screech and cry because wine and champagne is only real if it had a smelly hairy frenchman stomp the grapes according to them

that's just two separate food I don't imagine the coney is meant to be eaten as part of the pizza

sounds disgusting
why are british people so proud of their slop

have you niggas really not discovered "boiling" and "steaming" yet?

melt a bit of cheese over it and you're sorted m8

had a mushed peas with smoked pork and pickles last week m8, but I wouldn't get a box of pea mush by itself

would
if it was 7dollars

honestly doesn't look horrible

looks fine especially as a side dish

burgers really aren't used to anything but over-processed foods, are they

cheeky

If peas haven't disintegrated, they're not yet fully cooked

you're retarded

cheap means bad

not always, but in this case it's simply not as good as actual american cheese

processed means bad

not always, but more often then not it does. Being a contrarian for the sake of it is stupid. I have no idea how you assumed that I'm 100% one way or the other here, I wrote a single post.
because the "arbitrary definition" was written during a time where people were suddenly starting to give a shit about what was in their food since they didn't want to be fucking scammed or worse. If I'm paying for something called "cheese" I want to know what in the hell I'm buying. If that means it should have a certain dairy content, then yes, I want that definition in place. I am fucking paying for it. This isn't complicated.
processed cheese food singles aren't poison but they're a sad excuse for cheese meant solely to fill up picky kids who don't know any better and people who can't afford anything else. It will get you by and there's a niche for that but that fucking said, does anyone ACTUALLY know what government cheese was? That shit was pure blocks of real american cheese. It was genuinely good product.

Whether dairy is good for you is a whole other thing but I fucking like it so I'm going to eat it and will happily argue for a solid legal definition.

burgers

look at the filename

green nutrient paste isn't over processed slop

Stop embarassing yourself

If peas haven't disintegrated, they're not yet fully cooked

nigga what
they're a bean, you fucking soak them and then boil them like any other bean
do you think all beans need to be mush?

It hasn't had all the nutrients chlorinated out and replaced with HFCS, microplastics and artifical flavourings, so yes it's better

proofs?

what do mashed peas taste like?

Like peas

millennials thought this flat plank was a nice ass

We conquered the world on it, while you're all turning gay and now so are we because many of us eat your slop now

I don't remember thinking that

nigga thinks the big mac told him to suck cocks

Ayy yo why that ass nice? where da cellulite an plastic surgery an sheeeeit

how do they get away with serving this stuff to bunch of rowdy hooligans?
go be black somewhere else

anon doesn't know about the new sissy hypno mac meal

comes with a chicken jockey

Very simple meals like that became the norm around the time of the World Wars, with rationing and all. It became ingrained in the culture that extravagant meals were ridiculous and excessive. To Anglos, it's the culinary equivalent of some negroid walking around with 5,000 sneakers and t-shirts.

Need help with identifying African related ones. Seem to keep on picking congo for west africans

i had a german babysitter as a bab in burgerstan and she'd cut open hot dogs and stuff them with a torn up kraft single

lmao this faggot loves sausages

don't talk to me until I've had my cuppa

how do they get away with serving this stuff to bunch of rowdy hooligans?

they probably couldn't get away with serving it to anybody else, anon

Can you imagine being American and having to eat this shit?

you can't tell me this while a "full english breakfast" exists and is a collection of digusting sausages and overcooked sides

naaaaaaah we got nazi babysitters before gta 6

YOU'VE HEARD OF PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA
NOW GET READY FOR...
honestly I think I'm done, I don't think anything will actually beat this one
also not from the website, I noticed this abomination only after clicking the other pick

Yeah usa is the home of cheap burgers

Why do cooked meats look like poos?

Can you imagine being American

thankfully no

honestly this looks like it would be kind of tasty, a bit more like a pastry or something than a pizza. Would try/10

"full english breakfast"

hillbilly meal, working in the farm/fields all day needed massive meals so their wives put everything together

is nachos and cheese not a standard stadium snack everywhere? been doing practice runs and i haven't spotted nachos even once yet

she was like 300 pounds and really wanted to fuck my gay older brother

A full English breakfast isn't particularly extravagant, it's just a bunch of basic ingredients.

if I was 8 pints in, Ngubu haven't scored the whole first halftime and someone hands me this shit, I'm throwing hands

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SAUSAGE

are those fucking kiwis

I would be too if they served me that shit

burger does almost always win though
the fucking drippy undercooked bacon dogshit burger will beat out a nice garnished nacho like every time and im always mad about it

if you don't like anorexic flat women that means you're a nigger

pedos detected

hey man I said I'd try not that I'd like it. My amerifat tastebuds have a soft spot sometimes for sweet and salty. If the "pizza" had a good char to it it mite b good. Depends on how the sausage tastes. If it's like a kielbasa or something, no fucking way. Chorizo or something really salty? Maybe

what kind of weird ass nigga just eats hotdogs naked? no bread no condiments or nothing

photo of the grandfather in the background

grim

palette cleanser after the kiwi pizza, this shit looks amazing

Imagine making a burger so bad that even McTrash looks super fancy in comparison.

poo barm

Yeah that's way to spicy m8

youtu.be/vH8jAjtvc10?t=78

now I'm hongry

best case scenario this was posted by a europoor mutt whos just as much of a mystery meat stew

The low quality burgers remind me of the chippy I used to go to as a kid after school, huge bap with a slab of scrappy burger meat, add cheese or onion, didn't be a cunt about ketchup either
all for £1, sometimes gave a cone of chips too
Proper deal and tasted just like any other decent burger to me

Nigga don't look up which country invented kindergartens
Kiwis are alright on pizza, but obviously needs the whole pizza to be tuned for them. Blue cheese, kiwi, parma ham, walnuts.

i tried this once as a meme and it's actually kinda interesting texture-wise.

wtf we fought for jewish bankers and bolshevism, how could this happen?

filipino

There's mustard on the bottom of the cup, you just dip it and bite.
How can you be this inept at eating sausages?

I'm italian and we almost always have bread when we have pasta.

t. noob with (((internet))) access

they didn't have Anon Babble back then groyper

They unironically bought the propaganda that Hitler was lying about everything to justify war. The mentality wasn't "we need to fight for Jewish bankers and bolshevism", it was more like "Hitler is a just raving lunatic trying to take over the world, nothing like that is happening or could ever happen"

wtf people bitch about things being bad? don't they know soldiers have died?

anyways I will now proceed to bitch about things being bad

poor guy, just a confused old man

retard

meat was cooked few hours ago and they didn't care to even toast the buns. they bank on you being too drunk to give a shit that it's cold. and frankly they're right.

He was crying about blumpf destroying democracy and making America a far right fascist shithole, Muskolinni simps.

Why not just put that fucking brat into a bun.
Sort of like the mashed peas I don't understand how some shit you need utensils to eat and threaten to just fall in your lap is stadium food?

emotionally lashing out because your perspective has been warped by propaganda

you're the same as him, huh

redditor

scran thread devolved into Anon Babbleshit

guess I should be happy it lasted as long as it did, but still

Fuck it, I'd try it. My only concern is that kiwi is pretty mushy.
I fucking love kiwi though.

Let's bring the topic back to video games.

you can thank bongistanis who couldn't handle the banter and started to seethe at ameriburgers for no reason

Brits don't season they mushy peas.

Chat?! Is this real?

Everything is political, chud.

for me it's tony chachere's BOLD

There's a hawaiian food truck near where I work that makes stuff that looks like this.
Seasoned grilled pork in a container with some white rice and this pineapple chutney sauce, and a piece of spam-sushi on the side (fried slice of spam on sushi rice wrapped in seaweed, its really tasty).
Its a great place because its this giant fucking Hawaiian dude who's as big as the trailer himself. Like kingpin from the spiderverse movie, but brown.

just report the little fags for the low quality off topic shitposting it is

boys I just got high as fuck and ordered a 2 dominoes pizzas and lava cake on the way. if any of you have some fun or funny vidya videos I can watch that would be cool. thanks scran brehs

need to hear what toppings you picked to pass judgement

jalepnos and pepperoni on one, bacon and mushrooms on the other

just loop this youtube.com/watch?v=MjZI1QMKsxo

Does he have that swivel touch screen POS system that tries to default you to giving a 20% tip on top of charging $22 for your meal?

oh
I was hoping you'd give a bad answer since I dont have any funny videos on hand
good taste

when you forgot to turn on the trypophobia mode

why is shit like this so common in sports stadiums

Captive audience.
Your options are either
1) Overpriced garbage
2) Nothing

"men" taking pictures of food

if it were women taking these pictures half the image would be covered by their face and tits

Does he have that swivel touch screen POS system

I think those are just built into every food truck in town.
But honestly its not bad a bad price, 12 bucks for a lunch plate with pretty generous portions.

I genuinely don't get why people shit on bri'ish food so much. Seems to me that if you like meat, potatoes, and peas, you'll fit right in. I like meat, potatoes, and peas. So does almost everyone I know. When I was last in the UK I can't remember hating anything I ate. It all seems like a redditor safe racism outlet for when they want to be racist but can't do it until they find the whitest people on earth to attack. I'm a pasty white ameriburger btw.

my daddy bf jason made me take the pics for his insta before he swallowed my ass hole <3

Thanks bros. was going to ask the same question . Answer found. Do rich arab oil emirs own all the soccer stadiums?

you're right it is pretty basic stuff, why it gets shat on is because Brits get snobby over food when their own is suffering from a lack of variety

same people usually think they are the funniest person in the room

I literally cannot even remember the last time I saw a britbong acting snobby over food

BRIT ALERT!! BRIT ALERT!!

put an old lady in oversized uniform

MUH FREEDUMS, I SHOULDA JUST LET YA ALL DIE

Conformist revolutionaries are cringe.

t. useless millennial soiboy, spend less time whining about the boomers calling you cringe and more time worrying about why genz and gen alpha are also deciding you're cringe. If literally the entire species has decided you're cringe, maybe you actually are cringe.

That happens?
I only take pictures of my Gundam

It's wild how the loudest ones with the least sense of humor are always the quickest to act like condescending food critics online. Let people enjoy things, even if it's beans on toast, lmao.

I already beat that game

Wrong

Pindia. Never won a game though.

gamer fuel threads are better this is just Anon Babble shitposting and Anon Babble brown posting.

I enjoy baked beans and bread, I don't usually have it for breakfast but it's not bad, a solid filling dinner

what the fuck bros? whole grains? beans?? fiber??????? eeewwwwwwwwwww

what the fuck do you mean colon cancer rates are increasing exponentially, what could be causing this???

people have literally forgotten how to eat

kebabs arent brit food.

euro mfs have the audacity to call american world award winning cheese plastic when their burgers look like this

bachelor meals

Why is this term still a thing? Every GF I've ever had has always been a shit tier cook with shit tier home keeper skills.

I went to an international school overseas, and my dad went out of town for a week so I stayed with a friend of mine. They were aussies and EVERY meal was served with a piece of white bread and a can of heinz beans dumped on top.
I found it peculiar that it was a such a staple, and confused why you wouldn't toast the bread first and season the beans a bit more.

Because it's 2025 and the massive interest groups would prevent "stupid bitch meals" from gaining any sort of traction online.

Leftover from boomers who grew up in a world where women were expected to be good at cooking, the term will go away in a generation or two.

biohazard

Bratwurst and bread roll is my choice.

This is how Europeans manage to stay thin, the goyslop isn't portioned massively like amerimutts. Less calories going in.

An entire can? For only 1 slice of bread?

Let me guess: you "need" more?

If I had to guess it would be one of those old Japanese races, but it could also be some kind of mongolian.
Whatever it is, VRYVN AF

no mustard please

no no it's fine just the tip, just the tip

I mean the can was spread out across everyone at the table, I just meant basic ass beans straight from the can.
And not even pork n' beenz with the hunk of fatback in there.

cheese on a hot dog

no sweet relish

no pickles

no ketchup

no mustard

that is mustard, bro...

Aged cheese and pickled gherkin is the best sandwich.
Can't change my mind.

I need less actually.

No mustard.

Looks like fucking cheez whiz

Ketchup, please :)

you do this often enough in chicago you get batteries thrown at you. Now they'll be doused in holy water too

I got 1600

I don't understand why a fucking hot dog with mustard only is so sacrosanct to these people

Please have mercy on the northern Europeans, their growing season is literally only like 4 months long, they seriously don't have food to practice cooking with, all they know how to do is pickle and smoke for the eternal winter...

I'm in the top 25% of racists.

sweet relish

disgusting, do americans really?

You can buy NINE (9) of the right for the price of one of the left

left wins

How retarded are these voters? also I have noticed that england ones just plainly win every time...

Is doner meat the same type of meat that are used in gyros?
If so the closet most Americans have to it is Greek food.

you do this often enough in chicago you get batteries thrown at you

Why batteries? Is Chicago known for batteries or something?

Since Chicago used to be the meat packing center for the entire country, they were really particular about making sure people knew about the quality of their meat. Ketchup (especially back then) was used to cover up spoiled and shitty meat. So being so obsessed with showing of their quality product they basically shunned it at every single vendor. Yes, hot dogs aren't exactly top tier products, but they were marketing themselves on having the good shit.

It kind of spread from there, but mustard doesn't hide the flavor as much either. Weird how these old cultural hangups still stick around. Personally I hate ketchup but if you want to put sugar on your nitrate stick go ahead

bro, go look up with a TRVE CHICAGO GLIZZY FOR TRVE CHICAGOANS is right now

Do Chicagoans really? Hot dogs don't need this much shit on it. And what's with the neon green relish?

You're not a born and bred glizzard wizard, anon, I wouldn't expect you to get it

CHICAGO GLIZZY

Had to look this up. Have americans fully given up and just embrace niggerspeak now?

well the left looks delicious and the right is chicken paste

tfw my grandma came over from noway in the 30's and my dad was the first generation american

whenever mom was out of town or working late he would torture me and my sister by forcing us to eat the awful shit he grew up with

Herringloaf. Its like meatloaf, but with canned herring, bones and all.
The only norwegian family traditions we have seem to be passed down purely through spite (and if I ever have kids I'm going to make them eat herringloaf while I pretend to love it).

got to eat nordic master race cuisine

cried about it like a pajeet

Is your mother brown?

just buy a fucking burger at this point, that too much shit on a hotdog and the bun is gonna be soggy as hell

It's fucking fried chicken paste vs pie and mash what did you think was going to win?

that pic

speaking of real /peasant/core shit, I found that toasting hulled barley in a dry pan until it's dark brown, just like the ancient greeks did 2500 years ago, makes literally the best porridge I've ever tasted. Doesn't work with pearled barley, it has to be the hulled version.

Have you seen what they did to pizza? They have nothing better to do in the midwest. A bunch of slavs and krauts ruining other people's food.

that radioactive green relish

fucking americans

What I'm learning here is to never trust a British Cheeseburger, and that Japan and Germany have a pretty great batting average,

My fucking sides
Why is this so funny?

That's strictly a Chicago thing, I've never seen that shit in the west coast.

Euros be like "haha the amerifats can't into savory pies" and then when Chicago invents a meat&cheese pizza pie they lose their minds, truly they are impossible to satisfy and exist to have America live rent free in their minds for no reason

Please have mercy on the northern Europeans, their growing season is literally only like 4 months long

So do the Russians, but they do more than just "Rotting Fish In A Tin"

BUT SOUTHERN RUSSIA HAS A BETTER GROWING SEASON

Literally NOTHING was stopping Scandinavians from colonizing.
In fact, they WERE colonizing.
The fact is their ability to cook represents their ability to colonize, which is why they were thrown the fuck back into the icebox by both Europe AND Native Americans, and never amounted to anything in the last thousand years.