PC bros......they're laughing at us

PC bros......they're laughing at us.

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I don't know if I care if a poorfag who can barely afford a $500 conslow laughs at anyone.

Switch 2 won't get a port. Rockstar hasn't put RDR2 or GTA5 on Switch because the customer base is too young.

Yet it out RDR1, LA Noire, and GTA Trilogy on it. Also reminder that the first console to have a fucking Postal game was the Switch lmao.

Is the la noire port any good? I’ve been meaning to play that

Rockstar hasn't put RDR2 or GTA5 on Switch because the customer base is too young.

They didn't put GTA5 in it because it would have a crippled online, or none at all. And the money is in the mtx, not the actual game sale.
Switch 2 meanwhile can have proper online, so who knows what will happen. Since the game will run on the Series S, it should be able to run at least in docked mode on the SW2.

muh GTA6

waiting forever for GTA6

remember those who died waiting for GTA6

X current event happens before GTA6

I honestly don't get normalcattle. This is definitely the most overrated, most overhyped game of all time. It will be GTA5 but slightly better and with Florida aesthetics. There's a massive variety of games out there and I don't mind even waiting 10 years for a port that I will play as popcorn entertainment for maybe 30 hours and never touch, or even remember, ever again.

stop trying to make your insecurities my problems

SAME SIS

PS2 and PS3 games, wow.

GTA5 is also a PS3 game, anon

it runs exactly as you think

it's not releasing on pc? what a weird move tbqhwy, what's their reasoning?

of course it is but its a rockstar game it wont come out at launch

what's their reasoning?

Getting people to double dip, as with every other GTA release in the last two decades.

RDR2 still doesnt run at 60 FPS on a PS5/Xbox cause console cucks didnt get permission from rockstar to get their game settings changed

That Switch version looks good, the others are shit

it unironically has sovl, while the others do not

Nice cope you fag

Rockstar has always staggered the PC release on purpose, double dipping.
They've done this since GTA3.

that DOS FMV soul for the Switch

I moved on from Rockstar after RDR2. Not playing any more of their chore simulators.

No, I'm being honest when I said that I played the last game for 30 hours, over 6 years ago, and then never touched it once again. If GTA6 is anything like GTA5, and the real cope is to say that it will be radically different, then I would get the same if not less enjoyment from it (because I played a similar game already).

Maybe it'll get gta v, no chance it's getting 6 though

PC will get the definitive edition as always. Consoles will be beta testers. Nintendo will get nothing. So on and so forth.

You doth protest to much sir

blacks humor is not that funny to be honest

Speak english

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Laughing? I get to watch the game for free and not pay $100? Sounds like a win for me. Don't sell to me and lose money for all I care.

I'm being very factual with the claim that I personally did not enjoy GTA5 proportional to how massively hyped it was, and it is reasonable to predict that I will find GTA6 to be a slightly above average game.

The only thing you can say I'm exaggerating, is my claim that it is the most overhyped game of all time. However, it is almost certainly the most hyped game of all time, how many game trailers get 99 million views in 4 days? Whether it deserves that hype is down to opinions, but I would expect mainly gen z and alpha to hold the opinion that it does.

Gta4 was great. 5 was boring.

GTA4 was a mopey bore trying to be a movie. The series lost its charm after San Andreas.

switch 2

Yeah, this is how it's going to look like on shitbox and pissstation.
And when it eventually comes out on peesea, the will LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE in terms of graphics, just like it was with GTA5.
Also, fuck rockstar. All this hype about some shitty singleplayer addon for GTAO2. Show up the good stuff, come on!

Every foid is ugly as shit

But MC is steroid filled gigachad

Why are all games made for foids now?

I stopped at 4. I tried to get into 5. It was so all over the place. I just don't get the appeal. I'm not at all hyped over 6. It not coming to PC affects me very little. If I could buy it I probably would. But if they don't want to sell to me? No sweat off my sack. Their loss I suppose. I guess Rockstar hates money.

nobody wants to play the soulless slop attempt at a GTA reboot with the brown boss bitch protagonist. kys OP

What the fuck is a foid? Use English nigger.

foids are the best consoomers

Have you tried GTAO? It's fun sandbox RPG

PC gaming is like using Linux, you only do it if you're autistic and your time is worthless.

Better $500 to actually play games than $3k just for a gpu to play lighting tech demo exclusives.

I heard it was simultaneously pay2win grindshit and infested with hackers, so I never bothered.

t. posting on Anon Babble.org

Kek'd... I'm the PC guy and never bothered installing or playing vidyas. Just watching the playthrough from youtube. I'm too tired of playing vidyas now as 28 y/o but I still want to know what exactly the game is all about

pc wont even come until 2027

i hope people fuckin hate the game out of spite

Switch 2 will get the soulful version?

i have a pc and ps5 and still enjoy every time ps5 gets a good exclusive because the pc only people are so insufferable.
Also I can't tell the difference visually anymore. but that might just be because my rx7800 isn't meaningfully more powerful than a ps5 despite being newer and costing more than the entire console.

It's not coming on PC? I'm not buying a ps5 pro and I refuse to play at 30fps and without RT

Just run LA Noire with LS

PC Master race gonna Masturbate while they Master Wait for a year+ to play a game. Tale as old as time.

PCblobs won't get to play the online sensation that is GTA 6 until at least... 2028

Oh, dear... Oh, no...