Common Tendie L

It’s funny how criminals are self-reporting themselves by getting mad at this.

hasn't that always been the case with nintendo consoles
what about this is new news

Why doesn't Nintendo just hire the people making the mods and emulators?

BECAUSE THEY ARE FIRTHY GAIJIN!!!!! ARR GAIJIN MUST DIE!!!!! ARR GAIJIN WIRR DIE!!!! KIRR ARR GAIJIN!!!!! DIE GAIJIN DIE GAIJIN DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!

If ya got nothin' to hide then ya got nothin' ta worry about

First-sale doctrine, faggot.

they do. they've their own hackerone bounty program like everyone else

How many times are you going to post this thread faggot?

Damn, if only there was a way to stay offline so they arent able to do shit...

Uncle Tom ass mfer

It's not. It's fashionable to grift on Nintendo drama. It's like how the new talking point is that studios are challenging Nintendo's $80 game with $50 ones, obfuscating that Microsoft just said they are increasing prices later and not mentioning the $100 2-day early access of Doom: The Dark Ages.

Can the PC play (some fucking mario game that's identical to all the others) though?

It's funny how customers are self-reporting themselves by getting mad at this.

It's not. It's fashionable to report Nintendo being a piece of shit, and that offends me. Praise Nintendo!

You do not have the right to control what someone does with an object you sell them.

Unusually funny replies.

I hope Nintendo go bankrupt

BUT WHATABOUT MICROSOFT

what about microsoft? who mentioned microsoft?

Once for every time a tendie retard like you complains about it

fpbp

And I'm going to shit up your threads calling you a niggerfaggot every time.

You two complete each other so nicely now kiss fags

Car companies should be allowed to disable your car if you install another company's radio

...
Actually can you replace radios on modern cars? I've never owned one of the 'need a computer to fix the car' generations.

Tendie whataboutism

*yawn*
who made $100 games standard again? oh right, you faggots did.

I'm going to shit myself with impotent tendie anger

oh no anything but that.

Yes they do

You can, they're called 'head units' now. You can slot in entire third party head units that even unlock dealer features that are extra packages.

Car manufacturers haven't got onto the games industry grift where they sell expensive plastic and then brick it later if it's used the way they don't like.

literally they don't lmao
My wii? will work forever.

They only do if they clearly state you are renting the device, they won't do that though because then no one would purchase the thing

Ok kiddo

lmao, eight more years of meltdowns and mindbreaking.

The average user does not modify the console, only piratecucks get btfo

When did Nintendo get this bad?
Taking down ROM sites, suing emulator developers, patenting basic video game mechanics and now console DRM which is like DRM stacked on top of DRM.

this is funny coming from a tendie that is ok with being told what to do with a product like a child with their parents, you probably don't even buy your own wahoo shit

Microsoft just said they are increasing prices later and not mentioning the $100 2-day early access of Doom: The Dark Ages.

I hate this “early access” they’re doing now

They've been doing that same shit for decades and sometimes even weirder shit.
Nothing new. If you think they're now "bad" then they've been "bad" probably before you were born

Is it legal to break a consumer device that has been paid for? I think they can at best disable services that connect to Nintendo's servers.

I have no issue when sony, microsoft, valve, nintendo or anyone else does the most basic common sense ground rules they've been doing in this industry since the 70s

yeah, nintendo should be allowed to add a killswitch. what could possibly go wrong?

It's pretty simple, the Switch 2 release is 3 weeks away and they're desperate for content to monetize, and this is the only news available.

But enough about you shitting yourself daily making these anti-nintendo threads

name 1 (one) $100 standard nintendo game

Nintendo started out with gambling which is illegal in Japan and intrinsically connected to organized crime.
I'm aware that they aren't squeaky clean, but this shit is what I would expect from Microsoft.

Two more weeks anti-tendies until Nintendo is kill for good!!!

didn't they already do this like 10 years ago on the 3ds?

pretty much all your internet devices have killswitch ability already if they are connected to the company networks. they've all the keys.

yes, my gaming console should also be another internet of things liability

Cool bug fact:

the funnier thing is
sony has this exact shit in their EULA, as does xbox. yet we never heard shit on that
curious isn't it?

do legal thing approved by the courts

Nintendo spergs out

who made $100 games standard again?

rockstar by teasing this shit for 2 years?
Sony by having the fifth release of the last of us be 120 bucks?
Why do you faggots refuse to put blame where it belongs.

Stop bringing it up tendie, you're only allowed to be mad at Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft did nothing wrong

standard

The $100 Doom DA isn't standard either. It's equivalent to the $100 Mario Kart version

strawman

Rockstar made it standard by not releasing a game

But Nintendo didn't do it by releasing a game at $100

Wow
So this is the mental power of tendies.

What other things has rockstar done with its time machine?

Probably cuz Sony and Microsoft are American companies while Nintendo is Japanese, and will hide behind international laws

It's equivalent to the $100 Mario Kart version

A version that doesn't exist you mean??? wtfh are you on?
Plus stellaris did the same fucking shit. Another bethseda/microsoft game.
Go toss shit at the actual trouble makers.

Parrots word he heard on the internet but doesn't know what it means

strawman

If every company does this, and I hate them all for doing it, why should Nintendo be exempt? It'd be one thing to be a snoy and make excuses for sony pulling this same stunt, but thankfully I hate that den of movie loving pedos as much as the next rational person, so they don't get exemptions. Why should Nintendo?

All console makers have this kind of EULA, its just woke and trendy to seethe at the evil japs.

What's the answer?

Acfag you never criticize or come into threads about Sony doing shitty things, why are you such a hypocrite

What does it mean tendie? How does it apply to anything said in this thread?

All console makers have this kind of EULA

Whataboutism again

Tendies really aren't sending their best. Why are they so low-IQ and perpetually stupid? I don't buy consoles that have this kind of clause and for good reason. My consoles I bought years ago will work until their hardware shorts out.

No one defends this shit except tendies, I posted a thread about microshit and snoy doing this ages ago and everyone universally called it scummy, it's only tendies that defend this garbage... curious. Tendies are the worst console warrior posters on this board and should be banned on sight.

akshually you have to write up a 500 page essay on why sony is the devil, every single time you want to criticize Nintendo!

Nah. I already shat on them pre-emptively just so you know that I'm not singling out Nintendo on this, and I didn't need to be prompted to do it either. Suck it.

samefag

He always defend his pedophile buttbuddy eric

I'm pretty sure this is illegal in the EU countries.

A version that doesn't exist you mean???

Why are nintendo fans such habitual liars?

You'll survive

Here comes the spam when they have no response. Gas and mutilate tendies.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc, lying won't save you.
Sent a link as proof.

History has shown us time and time again that anti pirate methods never hurt pirates, just delay them. It's always legitimate customers that get fucked over.

you sound like a deranged cultist

You forgot to call me a Nazi for saying Miyamoto's company (Pbuh) isn't the best and not doing the mario while saying it.
Gonna kill yourself, cringe tendie retard?

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

hasn't that always been the case with nintendo consoles

That wasn't the case with the fucking Switch until a few days ago. They updated the TOS and all Switch users who happen to connect the device to the Internet have to accept the TOS which adds the idea that your Switch can be disabled by Nintendo.

the Switch 2 release is 3 weeks away and they're desperate for content to monetize,

Nintendo has also modified the Switch 1's terms of use, and added the idea that its device can be disabled. You bootlicker.

What does this have to do with Nintendo recently changing the TOS and adding that it can totally disable your Switch, even for those who bought the device years ago?
Why are you all such bootlickers? Are there only cuckolds using Anon Babble now?

samefag

You didn't call me an xdrone

samefag

In other words they are actually not confident about their piracy protection.

Why does Nintendo deserve increased scrutiny and more shitpost threads bitching about them than Sony or MS? This is probably the sixth or seventh thread today about that PC gamer article about Nintendo

It's funny how you can nothing, impotendo.

sign contract

have to abide by its rules

this is somehow controversial

You sound upset, calm down.

nigger

if it thinks you're pirating games

if it thinks

This is the part that does the heavy-lifting and it's fucking hilarious that people keep falling for it.
You can make up any excuse you want and it's 100% legally covered. Consumer protection laws prevent this by binding corpos to concrete factors, but we don't get that anymore because Israel wanted to build more hotels.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc.

Why does Nintendo deserve increased scrutiny and more shitpost threads bitching about them than Sony or MS?

I know nobody plays video games around here, but Switch owners had to accept a new TOS a few days ago, and in this TOS the rules have changed, now Nintendo says it can totally disable your device now, even if it's illegal.

Forced to sign contract after purchase of your $500 brick

This is OK to Tendies

Why are you such a dick sucker?

Was thinking of picking up an OLED model if the price drops happen per rumor but everything on the goddamn console is either already on PC or frankly runs better emulated (Zelda).

Why does Nintendo deserve increased scrutiny and more shitpost threads bitching about them than Sony or MS?

Maybe it's because both of those other companies are on their death beds, and may very well exit out of the industry if they suffer even one more flop? Meanwhile Nintendo can release a broken and unplayable game (Pokemon) and rake in billions. So clearly bad precedents can enter into the industry far easier, if they're behind the reigns.

Forced to sign contract

which Nintendo officer broke down your door and made you sign?

favela nigger monkey admits to have cheese pizza openly

mods still defend him every day.

Make it make sense.

"you sound upset" followed by two other tendies screaming "nigger" and "eryc" really does put into perspective the absolute state of the Nintendo fanbase right now. Incapable of accepting reality that the only ones who are upset are themselves and you're projecting.

you stupid nigger, you pay full price for online and 20 year old roms and even ask for seconds
you have the brain of a dog

nothing burger. the "new" TOS is worded slightly differently than the 2017 version while nothing changed.

>sign contract

I don't remember signing any contract when I got my PC.
Was I scammed?

which Nintendo officer broke down your door and made you sign?

the online service that retroactively made it apply to my console I've had for years, see
This is like a car dealer saying they can steal your car after you've had it for close to 6 years and forcing you to sign the contract to even start it.

calm down, man.
Nintendo derangement syndrome isn't healthy

strawman

Kek. Why are the so broken? I thought they were winning...

actranny kill yourself.
You only shit up Nintendo threads like its a religion to you.
You only call out sony when its pointed out what a two faced lying cunt you are.
Die in a ditch.

Where is ANYONE defending this?
There were not dozens of articles or threads made when sony or microsoft did this shit.
Where was the outrage THEN?!
If its such an issue why did NONE of you supposed champions of consumer rights make a push to stop it when it first showed up?
Why wait until Nintendo does such to make a huge fuss?
I think it is scummy as shit and should be repelled.
But should people really just ignore how this was quietly allowed by sony and microsoft? That the blatant bias of all you niggers is clear as day?
Get real.

The Pc can play most switch games for free (and better than the switch). Switch 2 emulator in like 3 years will be no different, but considering most games for switch 2 are going to be switch 1 ports and older you won't be missing much lol

it was already in the 2017 contract, retard.

Why are you replying to yourself?

Saying that right after the guy spamming the thread to get it deleted for criticizing lord Miyamoto really does put into perspective the absolute state of the Nintendo fanbase right now. Incapable of accepting reality that the only ones who are upset are themselves and you're projecting.

retroactively made it apply to my console

the original thing you signed said they could retroactively change it and you agreed

Thankfully I remembered for you. You did.

You only call out sony when its pointed out what a two faced lying cunt you are.

I shat on sony in the very first post I made ITT. Who "pointed it out" beforehand?

it was already in the 2017 contract, retard.

It was never in my contract until recently, deluded tendie. I never would sign something like this with hardware that I owned.

Saying this is shit is only logical if you're not a braindead nintendo cultist like you are.

Calm down, abib, I'm sure your cultural phenomenon moment will come.

Why are you shitting yourself?

literally was, retard.
You just didn't know until somebody told you to be outraged

do people even know what bricked actually means

It was never in my contract until recently

It was.
Relax

NTA but isn't it telling that reality has a clear nintendo bias?

tendies will still buy it, they worship nintendo like fanatics and are incapable of denying their masters will.

Thankfully no contract can be retroactively changed legally so it doesn't matter if I signed it: It's not a binding agreement under the law. Suck it up Tendie.

literally was, retard.

Literally wasn't. You're a deluded tendie cultist who would suck miyamoto's dick before it was shoved up your ass.

Revenge status?

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Nintendo can brick your Switch 2 if you pirate games

BASED

Nintendo can brick your Switch 2 if you mod games

GAY AS FUCK

Sorry, I'm going to have to side with the poorfag pirates here. It's your console and your games. If you bought them, you should be free to modify them to your liking. No one has the right to tell you can't change something that you don't like about something you own. It's almost as retarded as arresting someone for burning their own flag or their own Bible/Quran/etc.

If I want to unfuck the translation and mod Goku into my Pokemon game that I legally bought, no one has the right to stop me.

Sonygroids really have nothing to do but seethe about the Switch 2 and Nintendo on Anon Babble now that GTA 6 was delayed
kek

always was, no matter how much of a meltdown you have

So clearly bad precedents can enter into the industry far easier, if they're behind the reigns.

This is pure fucking deflection and nothing more.
The precedent has been set for years now by other companies.
Consumers and journalists barely made a fuss letting it seep in and feaster.
And now that Nintendo did it you all freak out because its hip and trendy to shit on Nintendo.
No other reason.
If you ACTUALLY cared about consumers rights you'd be outraged and make daily threads on this the day it happened. But this never occurred.

hell yeah, I do like me some marios

reality has a clear nintendo bias?

Looks like it just as mental illness to me. Unless you think the guy spamming to get the thread deleted is a sane individual (He's not, neither are you)

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Calm down

meltdown

So are we looking at the same thread or are you just missing the mass of tendie cultists spamming the most irrelevant shit because they're brain broken?

Pocket Pair cheaped out and hired incompetant lawyers that got raped to death by nintendo.

samefag

Releases May 6th 2025

That's obviously not an American release since we write the dates properly. That's probably in Australian Dollars.

ok

It's not a binding agreement under the law

ok they'll still brick your shit and have fun hiring Goldberg & Scheister for $800 an hour trying to sue them lmao

Retard niggerjanny delete this shit FUD thread already

The precedent has been set for years now by other companies.

And they're all dying left and right, and closing stuios. Meanwhile Nintendo does the same thing, and everyone applauds them. The moment they announced that games would be 80 dollars and higher, pre-orders sold out.

Meanwhile sony is on its death bed because nobody bought their live-service MMO slop. So yeah, it's no wonder there's less threads reporting on sony.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

if it thinks

you mean "if you are". gosh if only there were some way of preventing nintendo from bricking your console... I just can't think of a single thing

Guess them losing Death Stranding as a console exclusive made them have to wait til Ghost of Yotei for their annual game?

stop criticizing nintendo-sama do as I tell you!!!

Why are nintendo fans like this?

Wrong, it was already in there.

What difference would that make? people emulate and mod because they don't want to pay for shit. hiring those people is just going to give nintendo more things to charge you for.

Where was the outrage THEN?!

When did they change the contract, add that they can brick your console, and force you to agree to keep using the device you've had for several years? If they did that, people probably complained, and if users kept quiet, it's because they're more cuckolds than the retards who are defending this garbage now.
And a few months ago, there was a similar controversy involving digital products and people complained and made threads for weeks about it. The conclusion is that digital games are not services, but products, so the whole idea that corporations can revoke our licenses at any time is against the law in basically any country, but none of this will change until consumers start organizing themselves into some kind of lobbying body or something.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

already in there

What did he mean by this?

Anon Babble has to defend polygon journo cucks in order to get a jab at nintendo

Yeah no, the soi from retardera isnt welcome here.

Oh no, not the poor little pirates.

as you can see, you're not arguing against mentally sound individuals. They'll continue insisting the lie is truth even when the text is pointed out to them in an article.

see? Distilled mental illness in tendie form.

You're still gonna buy it.

You sound like a cultist.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

maybe two nukes were not enough

Shut the fuck up Boco. You have posted about modding the switch before to fix stick drift. You would be banned under this too you nigger.

I did?

Why are you lying?

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Pot calling kettle black etc. you don't have any arguments so you just insist everyone else is a cultist in cult-like behavior.

It has the original text of the EULA. You're just an upset cultist realizing nobody else is buying your lies.

I just don't know why people turned against piracy and emulation so much, that they'll willingly throw every bit of user modification under the bus. Do people just not respect freedom anymore?

Stop projecting and calm down

Yes you did. I remember it because you posted about fixing stick drift.

Ironic coming from the habitual lying tendie. Who has spent all thread lying about

The contents of the EULA

The price of the games

samefagging

So naturally you're going to lie about this too. You have to lie, your entire existence depends on NIntendo's image being squeaky clean.

No, and nothing is happening to me either for shell modding my Switch.

You were never liked, now we just have a reason.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

because you guys acted like annoying faggots

You sound like a lying cultist.
And you haven't proven that screenshot is real.

waah you dont worship the scriptures of saint sarkeesian, therefore you are a heretic

Weird flex but ok?

I think it has something to do with the nature of being a console war. You see, people will zealously defend a company because they just love them so much, and the internet has turned companies into friends and social status. after a while thudyhf sh;hf dso dasdfgddhhhhhhh ifjskmifo fshdosdh; fhelt like they needed a friend, and Nintendo gives off that impression.

strawman

Oh I forgot this lie too, tendie insisting everyone else is having a meltdown while another tendie is having a full-blown diaper-shitting panic attack over "Eryc" and "Snoy"

Your entire worldview exists purely on the backs of projecting and lying.

Oh! Because NinTENDo!
Hence TENDie! I get it now!

I doubt you can. I just bought new JoyCons. My current ones are taking a shit too, but I'm hesitant to buy new ones with Switch 2 so close.

Calm down and stop shitting your pants

Turn users into fanatics, brands into religions, that whole old thing. Look at how that retard who is spamming this thread has been doing it for at least 3 or 4 years on Anon Babble, every day, non-stop, trying to bury any thread he perceives as problematic for his religion.

Nothing is happening to me either for *Breaking the EULA*

So tendies admit it, they're full of shit when they say You break the EULA all the time too, you just dont' care, what moral authority do you have over the pirates? None. You just think you're Nintendo's good boys when they would absolutely fuck you over if they could.

OP how long have been NEETing it up on the internet and disappointing your parents by spending all day shitposting and seething about Nintendo

thudyhf sh;hf dso dasdfgddhhhhhhh ifjskmifo fshdosdh

total fucking snoy meltdown, kek

I have no problem with piracy and emulation, but if a company tells you they will ban you for doing either, you're a retard for complaining about it, and you're an even bigger retard and possibly a tranny if you do it anyway and then get banned, and then complain about getting banned. it's like willingly running through a mine field.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

You didn't call me a snoy pedophile eryc etc. in your typical pants-shitting fashion, tendie. Follow your leader

His parents support their retarded son staying inside all day

Didn't the company using that slogan partner wirh Sony?

samefag

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

I have no problem with piracy and emulation, but if a company tells you they will ban you for doing either, you're a retard for complaining about it,

You're full of shit too, then. Modding your console in any way runs afoul of the new EULA, yes that includes stick drift and case mods.

Yep

Judging by pattern recognition, about 8 years straight.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Wrong

yes that includes stick drift and case mods

it is not possible for nintendo to detect that you've modified your hardware, just your software. you're arguing in bad faith and you're a retard who is not worth taking seriously.

NTA but are you just admitting that the hardware you bought was crap and you bought a second set of $60 joycons and are eagerly awaiting the Switch 2 so you don't have to buy new ones instead of admitting the thing you're buying is a piece of shit that keeps failing? I think that's even more shameful than if you were using stick drift mods. I quit buying PS3 accessories after my Dualsense 3 broke, because fuck that. It's happened to you twice and you want to go for a third time?

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

NTA

lmao, nobody is falling for that shit

strawman

Well yeah. I don't care, I have a job. That and pic related.

Like, "take lessons on a playing piano" lazy.

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No, that's literally the exact wording of the sentence. Stop lying, tendie. You've done it all thread.

That doesn't mean you didn't violate the agreement, that means you dont' give a shit. Stop pretending you're any more moral than a pirate, cheating, hacking dipfuck.

Wrong, stop lying you cultist.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Projection

Tendies calling people cultists after this thread of perpetual cult-like melties is rich.
doubly so when one of your fellow cultists is still having his melty over eryc.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

How does the OP have time to argue with everyone all thread, surely he played a videogame or took a break, he didn't post ITT for 4 hours straight right?

Stop crying

immediately followed by

Tendies have zero self-awareness.

I wonder often about the trajectory of the Simpsons if they had stuck with the original script wherein Krusty was Homer's alter-ego.

hey man watch your speed, you'll get pulled over if you keep going 80 in a 65

y-you think you have better morals!!!!!!! stop making me feel bad!!!!!!!

lol
lmao

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Projection

Says cult crying over their version of satan named Eric.

It's different people, but Tendoids have attributed all sin to one guy like the not-cult they are.

samefag

Nintendo cock suckers reveal themselves.

Sounds like a you problem

About the same as if Marge was a giant rabbit: too dumb and surreal to last long enough.

No it wasn't. They banned your account from connecting to nintendo's services and that was it.
The system was still functional.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

y-you think you have better morals!!!!!!! stop making me feel bad!!!!!!!

You don't, in fact, have better morals than pirates though. You broke the EULA's code all the same. They just can't catch you for it.

Sure, why should anyone care, but lets' not pretend you're morally superior to pirates. You're both guilty of the same crime in NIntendo's eyes.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

samefag

Never buy nintendo.

piracy is a crime in everybody's eyes, retard

Why are you accusing me of saying I had better morals than you?

company that makes money selling videogames doesn't want videogames to be free

trannies: OH MY SCIENCE, MARX SAVE US!

Nintendo cultists will never admit to that. They're still insisting the code hasnt' changed even while there are hundreds of articles detailing the exact change posted to Anon Babble every day.

It's pretty outrageous but I'm convinced pretending to be retarded is NIntendolt's new strategy.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Couldn't you just not play online?

piratards start an escalation war with a mega-corp with billions at their disposal

act shocked when they get their asses kicked

just like hamas and israel

I don't actually pirate Nintendo's games. You've just been projecting all thread.

piracy is a crime in everybody's eyes, retard

But in Nintendo's eyes: You broke the EULA by modding your nintendo console. You're not any better than they are. You're both guilty of the same thing. You're just lying to yourself to think your crime is "better".

Reality: No one gives a shit and you've attributed the laws of god to Nintendo. Like their opinion fucking matters.

Only if you're a corporate bootlicker.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

If you convert your enemies, you've achieved the highest form of victory.

literally a crime

They have lots of money so they win

No I don't care that I've broken their rules too, imaginary pirates in my head lost

Genuine schizophrenic behavior. Pirates don't own Nintendo consoles, they don't care about this change.

Literally, the only people this change affects is you, trying to fix your console or replace the shell. Chopping off your nose to spite your face.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Miyamoto said this.

Nah, it affects them and nobody else.

Copyright Infringement is a civil offense. Furthermore you're just as guilty of violating Nintendo's EULA too by your own words, but who cares? You're as bad as a dirty pirate to your Nintendad.

Reminder: a loyal citizen has nothing to hide!

Nah, it affects them and nobody else.

Any other cool mentally ill backflips you'd like to perform? You own the same console.

Did the word “Eric” get flagged as spam or something?

What happens if they brick my switch 2, even if I haven't done anything.

crime in the EU

I don't actually pirate Nintendo's games. You've just been projecting all thread

If you want to be disingenuous because that's entertaining for you then I can't stop you.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

why should anyone care about muh copyright infringement? I'm technically committing a crime anytime I break open my Vita to fix it, because it's proprietary and I'm using illegal third party parts to do so, and sony hates the right to repair. but it's not my fault they used shoddy drifty sticks in their stupid console.

Nah, it affects them and nobody else.

Even though I paid for the same piece of equipment that now have draconian laws about its use

That I admitted earlier I broke by case modding

Better hope they don't have ways to detect when you've broken your console's seal, little tendoid.

So?
I don't care avout pirating, so it doesn't affect me

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

buy piece of technology

company who made it can do whatever the fuck they want to it even though you own it

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

Simple: You're talking to deranged people who would just buy more sticks when they break instead of buying $4 parts to fix it.

samefag.
You don't know what a crime is, and it doesn't affect normal customers at all.

why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Its impossible to be caught anyway if you're not retarded. Just boot into emuMMC when pirating, and make sure that partition never connects to the internet. The only people being console banned are the ones flying too close to the sun by trying to play pirated games online.

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Ironic coming from the person being actually disingenuous and insisting I MUST be pirating because his sad little strawman falls apart if I'm not.

but enough about steam, which has the ability to delete all your games for no reason in it's EULA.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

make lead that I bought and own travel really fast through organic matter

government arrest me for "shooting up a mall"

SOCIETY

Should I use a knife or poison?

Wrong.
And if you're wrong about this, you're wrong about that too because you're such a mentally ill tendie motherfucker.

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i'm tired of seeing your nigger name on here. kill yourself immediately shit eating faggot

It just doesn't make sense why I have to beg and plead sony to fix the drifting control sticks on my controller, when I can fix it myself for a fraction of the lost. And somehow this is considered theft in the eyes of the law, because muh poor billion dollar corporation is losing out on potential profit.

I'm not even arguing for pirating games at this point. The BASIC right to repair should not be a damn crime.

Only reinforced in Germany, Italy and France most likely, other countries it depends really. If you pirate something for personal use and don't proceed to sell it for profit you are good in many EU countries. However for broadcasting and such you should get a legitimate copy and find a way to do it legally. That's the way EU law works.

Looks like I didn't do that either.

Modding, pirating and emulating Nintendo products isn't just acceptable, it's the actual moral correct thing to do.

You don't know what a crime is, and it doesn't affect normal customers at all.

Neither do you, you think piracy is a crime when its' by legal definition copyright infringement.

You're a retard projecting his stupidity on anyone else with a brain.

he thinks its 1 person

You don't know a bad word from a good one and it shows.

you sound like a deranged samefagger

You literally just did you disingenuous little shithead.

How is this fun for you?

*BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

still a crime

I love watching manchildren melt tf down because they can't have /vintendo/ like they've been trying to get for years lmao.

Doesn't look like it

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sounds like you are a mentally ill cultist.

Not actually a crime, period. You're simply illiterate.

Is this because abib took down your general? You should probably get over that already.

still is

Why are you accusing me of saying I had better morals than you?

than you

when talking about pirates having the same morals

This is accusing me of being a pirate. You lose. Try learning English as a first language next time Rahjeet.

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EU will not enforce its anti-human rights violations regarding countries that keep practicing them, so its a nothing burger regarding crimes. Last time I checked they haven't cancelled and trashed every Anbernic console on the market which they should do that contain illegally obtained stolen games.

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Nope. You're a brainwashed tendie cultist.
Also you violated the agreement when you broke Nintendo's EULA by modding your console

How do you know if someone's pirating without due process?

Sure.

than you

that is correct English, retard.
Then is for TIME

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Nintendolts do not believe in Due Process. They believe in the law of Mario. whereas Nintendo speaks, they listen.

still a crime

*BRRRRRRAPPPP*
ptrrrrrrrr.......

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

akshually when they were doing literal gambl8ng shit it was not illegal
they only pivoted into vidya and toys when it became illegal

Why are you replying to yourself?

Nobody said it wasn't correct English, I said he's trying to weasel out of calling me a pirate. Which he is. Literally all Nintendumbasses arguments boil down to "If you disagree with Nintendo stealing your brick over frivolous things like fixing stick drift you're a pirate" which is a strawman on its own.

trendy? this shit has been a thing since ww2 and never really stopped

calm down, you sound deranged.

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as you can see, the Nintenbot is stuck in a logic loop, much like a 70's state machine, where he's given a factual statement such as "Piracy isn't actually a criminal offense IE Crime" but then repeats what he was previously told.

nothing you said refutes my statement.
Still is.

Then why is literally every argument in this thread "If you think Nintendo can't steal from you you're a pirate"?

buy a car

have to register car with government/insurance agency/bank/etc

terms of service for every institution that might sell or support your purchase

commit vehicular manslaughter or default on lease payments

law enforcement agency or bank takes away car

”wtf my rights!!!”

Infantile behavior.
Literally just don’t try to leech off online services if you’re pirating games, how hard is it to be normal?

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Why are you apes even trying to connect jailbroken consoles to the internet?

Oh cool so Tendies are now comparing their console to a machine that can kill people on the road.

I thought they were stupid but we're managing to find new depths of retardation. Like thinking NIntendo is the same as the Government.

downloading some 1's and 0's is literally the same as MURDER

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no argument

i accept your trooncession

the Mazda dealership gets to steal your car if you get a DUI

What kind of autistic fantasy world do you live in?

Your argument was literally refuted by this guy when you changed topics to the EU You just don't want to admit it because you're owned and it sucks for you.

Well you participate in the act of piracy so I think the term pirate is fitting.

blame westoids for being so antijapan they tell people to brag about piracy

samefag, and none of that is true.

None of that is true, retard.
They just don't have the resources to do anything, but the law is in the book

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

I don't actually pirate Nintendo games THO.
But I care a lot about owning the hardware I purchase.

abib is not having a good time itt bros...

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Me personally, I pirate any game I buy, regardless of platform, incase the company decides to try and steal my purchase away. Also, romhacks and mods are a must.

None of that is true but it is true

Concession: accepted.
It's not even true for most people in this thread because we're American and it's not a crime here. You're changing topics to Europe because you know you're full of shit.

Tendies literally can't stop lying, It is their religion at this point.

Good to know nintendo is being equated to the government by tendies lol

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That is insanely based, and judging by Nintendo's behavior: Absolutely necessary since no one knows when they'll just flip a switch and turn off console support.
I'm glad they haven't found a way to do that to my Wii.

still is a crime, I accept your trooncession.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Nintendo exists above governments for them
Nintendo is literally god. The guy who got a DUI committed a lesser sin to downloading Mario Party. You can see it in their followers cult-like repetition of their rosaries when confronted

t.

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Stop projecting

Sounds good, pirate.

It's a crime because... Nintendo is the government okay?????

Tendies have lost the plot.

irony.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc.

Post Wii U or First Half Switch Lifetime:Kino Experiences pushing the tablet limits

Last half Switch Lifetime or Switch 2 announcement: Unity low budget garbage tier experiences

Calm down, you know I'm right

Not everywhere, notice piracy is a local issue that states handle not EU, EU has no reinforcement troops on their own. If the shit isn't considered a crime in the country it doesn't matter in said country. That's how "federations/coalitions" function that don't have a standing army to beat down anyone resisting their orders. I'll give you an example: Strapping people to chairs in mental institutions is forbidden in EU by law but countries still do it because fuck EU lmao.

You know, it's funny between the shit happening to Palworld and now this, Nintendo is making enemies out of a lot of people for no for absolutely no reason.

Luckily Nintendo devices are easy to pirate for.

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I honestly don't believe half of the people that say they'll start pirating

What?

People.

Not sure you want to consider people who cry foul when they knew they were going to get shot by Nintendo for copyright as such. They are not people in my books if they are that retarded when they are repeating a play that got many fan games (made for free) canned.

You have no idea how EU law works.
The EU makes laws, and the nations have to then put them into their own national laws with national enforcement.
Article 13 proves the EU takes copyright VERY seriously

what new L can we expect from switch 2, this shit is cursed

super nintendo my ass

Makes me glad i bought and moved all of my sega megadrive collection games to a safe offline hard drive, before they got plucked from steam.

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But I was told steam was the wholesomerino good boys?

EU take copyright very seriously.

I've yet to see anyone taking down Anbernic for piracy or other nintentoddler pirating idiots in EU. They mainly mean media that dinosaur companies care about, music, hollywood and books. They aren't concerned with gaming piracy. However, if you are selling pirated games then they usually did act upon it, I heard at least two stores shut down because they sold pirated games.

You think palshillworld has fans, lmao.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Still takes it seriously, still a crime.
Your cope isn't working at all.

OP don't be a faggot and just post the link
pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/pc-gaming-remains-undefeated-nintendo-now-says-it-has-the-right-to-brick-your-switch-if-it-thinks-youre-pirating-games-or-modifying-the-console/
I'm going to say the following:

people here and elswhere on the web and the Internet said that they wanted Nintendo to have performance parity, to be like Sony and Microsoft.

when people get what they asked for, they get shocked - especially sticker shocked.

Get fucked all of you because this is all on you - not just the tendies that couldn't stay happy with the almost zero gimmicks consoles of the past; frankly this was an entire build up to this point, to this state of affairs with the industry.

Tendie Loss?

No it's everyone was stupid and they got what they deserved
Also what's with this merger lately with Youtuber/Streamer drama bait about sticker shock when social media was part of the probelm - you niggers use that shit why not quit your social media accounts and stop saying things out loud?

Cool for you bug.
I'm not, they didn't support the switch worth a fuck. I'm not rewarding them by buying a more expensive console for them to not support with enough first party titles. I don't buy a nintendo console for multiplats that look and run better on PC. I will be emulating them if the option exists or not worry about it if it's not. Fuck nintendo.

pedophile janny

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Stop buying into direction brained dichotomies. ALL corporations are out to get us.

you sound like a mentally ill cultist.

pedo janny

nintendo is out to get us

snoy

valve is extremely evil, I agree

Only if you sell them. Personal copies are alright.

Ok schizo

I pirate all the time but I already have spent almost $200 on games this month alone. I bet if they run a study the people that pirate the most will be the ones that pay for stuff the most too

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

not if you didn't buy it, retard.

nobody believes you, retard.

post legitimate argument about how you can’t just create your own laws because you spend your funny money on things

retarded actual thieves try to justify their actions

lol?

”n-no officer I bought that pipe and lighter so I’m allowed to smoke crack out of it in broad daylight!! You can’t take that away from me aiyeeeee!!!”

Prove it, Pedophile snoytranny eryc

the absolutely irony of this post

did it hit a nerve? ;)

Yeah, I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

The chances of the switch 2 being cracked is increasing as we speak because Nintendo can't stop spilling its spaghetti.

pedo janny

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Nu-Nintendo games aren't even worth pirating, let alone buying. also inb4 sour grapes or whatever. Seriously get some new material

pedophile janny arc

not the jannies fault you doxed yourself

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

More like:

pedophile janny ack'd!

sour grapes lmaoao

pointing out your sour grapes is an evergreen ;)

nigtendo

pedo janny

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pedophile janny

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What a totally high quality thread, we should rangeban OP to make the board better.

i used to wonder why we wrote dates differently. i guess its to catch troublemakers.

pedo janny

f every company does this, and I hate them all for doing it, why should Nintendo be exempt?

the real question is where was you when Sony and Microsoft has been doing this for 3 generations now? PC gaming always has done this since its inception, going as far to close down accounts with paid games. Come up with another bullshit excuse for why you hate nintendo, Anti-Nintendofag.

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It's a harmless and negligible crime. You'd have to actually be retarded to get upset about us playing your favorite games in 4K, probably cause you haven't learned how yet. If removing dogshit post-processing make me a criminal then so be it. Enjoy your forced blur filter, fags. Picrel not available on Switch 2 btw.

pedophile janny

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Jamboree was pretty fun, but generally I agree with you. The Mario party before jamboree was absolute dog shit.

there's already an N64 decompilation tool

game cube is starting to get their first games decompiled

Absolute Nintendo death

You sound like a mentally ill cutlist tranny

Mods are Neogaf mod immigrants, I shit you not. Literally of the Pakistani and Indian variety.

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samefag

pedo janny

Why do piratefags never shut the fuck up about how its moral or your 'duty' to pirate nintendo games? What makes nintendo games more important to pirate than anything off playstation or the Steam storefront

ctrl+f

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57 results

behold the sort of lvl1 npc responses you get from original hardware "people". Got an argument? didn't think so, sit down.

like I said, actually retarded

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What a fucking chad

Nintendo says:

That's nice, now what does the law say about it?

Yes and they never bricked a single console. Clickbait outrage yet again.

pedophile janny

samefag

What a fucking chud.

isn't this the same shit microsoft did when 360s got the online mode bricked permanently if they were hacked consoles? why is this a new thing?

What a fucking chode

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

why are you black?

the real question is where was you when Sony and Microsoft has been doing this for 3 generations now?

I shat on them as well, and haven't supported them since?

PC gaming has always done this

Which is why I endorse piracy and cracking DRM, to give players back their freedom?

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What a god amongst men

pedo janny

important to pirate than anything off playstation or the Steam storefront

Of course we pirate those things too. It's because tendies resist that emulation is objectively superior, so we rub it in your stupid faces until you figure it out for yourselves.

Yeah I had that happen to mine. You could still use the console offline. It's fair enough to bar me from their service, but bricking an entire console so it doesn't work at all is horseshit.

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:)

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I like Nintendo and I like Nintendo games.

They weren't bricked, you could still use them. Online services were just lost.

You sound like a mentally ill cultist.

based

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pedophile janny

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I shat on them as well

No you didn't, stop fucking lying.

BASED
i would report them directly to nintendo japan if i knew the email
remember to report them to jewtaku too so they get enough exposure to NEED to take them down too btw

I shat on them as well

You clearly didn't seeing as you didn't know that they had that same clause in their ToS.

pedo janny

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This ruins half the reason to get a Nintendo console.

Did this gookslop coon just reply to everyone not explicitly sucking off Nintendo since his last post?

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yellow journalism pc cuck shill

Lmao

pedophile janny

wanna do the same in the next thread?

you never shat on them as well

(my post)

If every company does this, and I hate them all for doing it,

UH OH, SPAGHETTI-O'S!

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450 buckserino for a new console is somehow reasonable but 80 fucking dollars for a video game is fucking insane and they can brick the console that I fucking paid for??
why are they so fucking evil now

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They better remove it or there’ll be another lawsuit on their hands in Australia where they will lose for breaking our consumer laws

it's one very mentally ill individual, or "mentally I'll" in his words

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EricCHADS won again

How do we keep doing it?

next thread?
Are you telling me this is not a totally organic thread that is unique and original?

pedo janny, i axed you a question

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

I'm OK with this
it's not 2008 anymore when you HAD to hack consoles to get a cool homebrew/dev experience. Now you can drop $40 and get an AWESOME linux handheld all ready for you to emulate or run whatever the hell you want. Drop $200 or more and you can get hardware that's just as free and FASTER than a switch. There's just no good reason to hack a console anymore, except for preservation.

I agree. At one point I thought about emulating Nintendo switch games, but then why even take the time for that when better games exist on PC?

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Think about how much more money Nintendo could have if it launched its own Platform and releases every Nintendo game in their catalogue on it for PC, fucking retards

What Eric?
That's what he does now because he wants to turn himself into a boogeyman and go

SEE SEE I DON'T EXIST TENDIES JUST CALL EVERYONE THAT NOT JUST ME!

only problem is that he's been caught doing it both here with his trip on and on 8ch where they had IDs

How disingenuous. You knew what was the standard, but continued to shitpost because its Nintendo? You do know what the definition of insanity is? Stop trying to justify deceitful and degenerate behavior

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pedo janny

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I fucking hate that faggot so much, based

pedophile janny

>If every company does this, and I hate them all for doing it,

UH OH, SPAGHETTI-O'S

Are you braindead? Pretending to shit on them now isn't proof that you shat on them then.

everyone does it, now sit down and shut up and accept it

I don't think I will. Not all of us flaunt our chains, slave.

Don't forget adopting the "anime = pedophilia" mindset and using it to bully niche Japanese devs the same way Sony and Steam does.

samefag

take your meds, both of you

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Why do you hate him? because he is not woke?

Considering I have no problem trashing them, even unprompted by other posters, and I've never once shown even a single ounce of support for any of their games or behaviors? I'm not sure where you're getting this idea that I ever supported them.

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pedo janny

Literal spam has been going on for nearly two hours with no intervention

I sure wish eight chan's servers didn't run on hamsters because vidya discussion was much better there and mods actually interacting with anons was nice.

They only do if they clearly state you are renting the device

Their agreements don't transcend the law of the land in which their products are sold.

You sound upset, OP ;)

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bump

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Considering I have no problem trashing them

Again, pretending to do it NOW has no bearing on back then and you only just learned that they have it today.
They referring to MS and Sony, not Nintendo.