Lol. lmao

Sony & MS already have the same policies on their current-gen consoles. You will pay to own a piece of hardware, but not the right to use it as you please.

run keycard legally purchased from store

spec of dust falls on it and makes one binary read off

happens to be the drm binary

game card shows blank and system freezes then reboots

console bricked

no refund you agreed to this

Piracy is a white man's right.

nintendo's shitty AI incorrectly flags you as a pirate

console gets bricked

good luck fighting nintendo's lawyers

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Isn't it curious that this person is trying to divert the conversation into Anon Babble racebaiting that will most likely get the thread deleted? Almost like he's trying to silence all critique of Nintendo's new policy.

That is literally what it means when you check the I AGREE box at the end of the EULA. They are not taking away the device, they only now actually have the means to restrict access to the software on the device. Every consumer rights advocate has been screaming about this for decades and nobody wanted to hear it because "hurr slippery slope fallacy" and now they can actually do it. If the manufacturer thinks you're using the device in a way that breaks the EULA they can now revoke it.

nintendo programming

accidentally brick your console because you were allowed to launch a game before it could get patched and it triggers a false-positive tampering detection

:^)

prevent you from commiting crimes,

What crime? What are the charges? Hmm?

That is literally what it means

EULAs are fake and gay. They cannot override the law.

spend 800 dollars plus tip for a nintendo toy

they brick it because you thought you owned it

It's ok, I will wait for an emulator :)

It's kind of funny that we have this formality in place where we pretend people are entering binding contracts and are agreeing to shit, when companies are just going to commit crimes anyway.
Remember when microcock stole literal billions of dollars worth of grey market minecraft accounts that they legally couldn't given the EULA that applied to them?

Doesn't Sony also lock out your digital library if you break the user agreement?

Imagine being a ninkek

They cannot override the law.

That is absolutely true and 100% correct. But you still have to take them to court and get a ruling, that is the legal system. Are you going to do that? Maybe if that was a car or some other "basic needs" item you would get some consumer rights advocacy group to start a class action law suit but nobody cares about an entertainment device no longer working.

M$ bricked my Xbox360 HDD and banned me from XBL back in ancient RROD times.

You don't actually own your switch. You are leasing it from Nintendo and they can do what ever they want with their console.

nintendo cucks were already willing to fork over 90 dollars for mario kart like the paypigs they are

PC fatties will to pay $4000 to sit at a desk to play video games.

piracy is legal in europe and nintendo is literally committing crime by doing this

I can lift and put my PC wherever I please
I can play it at my desk or any TVs

In a couple of years we'll be reading about how an autistic teenager destroyed Nintendo by hacking into their global Switch 2 killswitch controller

Nintentoddlers can't lift their PC by themselves

Modding games should be a capital offense

It's quite impressive how much damage they delt to their own brand in such a short span of time, at this rate they'll be as hated as EA or Ubislop next year

I can lift and put my PC wherever I please

XDD

KEKYPOW

You underestimate the brand fanatics who will bend over backwards and say how good it feels to get rammed in the ass.

Shut up corporate cocksucker, they also took away the right to sue them if they do something against customer's rights

bricks your console by """""mistake"""""

Oops, gomennasai customer-sama!

Merely purchase another $600 console and all will be well

Meanwhile I am emulating a Switch on my Steam Deck.
Suck my two foot dong, kektendo.

In Gaben we trust

retards pretend that a hacked console won't get the banhammer if you connect it on the Internet

I do wonder what's up with the amount of westerners going all out on Nintendo since last year, regardless if they make themselves look like a fool in the process.
Has Nintendo broken their minds of what?

Hi Nintendo marketer

I don't know why any of you thinks you have the right to be upset about this. You chose to do something evil. They are not the bad guy for stopping you. YOU are the bad guy, and you deserve to be stopped.

but I wasn't going to buy i-

The ultimate lie and cope. You clearly wanted it badly enough to play it, and if no other avenue was available to you, you would have purchased it. You're a goddamn liar as well as a thief. Reprehensible, godless scum.

Get a job so you can afford your games.

I do wonder what's up with the amount of westerners going all out on Nintendo since last year

I have no idea either. Maybe it's because they have made some really consumer unfriendly announcements recently, but I don't know for sure.

Nobody's saying there isn't a risk of a jailbroken console getting bricked (even though that should be completely illegal, it's YOUR hardware and YOUR software contained inside it), that's been a thing since the Wii.
The issue here is that nintendo are being such fags they gave themselves a legal whoopsy pass for bricking people who don't even jailbreak their shit.

M$ and Sony have been doing this since the PS360 era.

i usually end task EULAs
fight me

They already are hated
its just they make actual good games (well at least some of them) so people are willing to put up with the bullshit because of it.

its just they make actual good games

Game
Singular.
And even then Smash has been a downgrade since Brawl if we're talking actual game shit and not like graphical fidelity and rosters

some really consumer unfriendly announcements recently

All I saw lately are hysterical retards inventing problems out of nowhere. Like with the key cards despite everyone has more or less digital games across platforms (especially Steam), but Nintendo giving the extra perk of a resale without the thing being tied to an account is somehow bad? The argument of past digital purchases being made unavailable is literally an imaginary strawman too, and cannot be taken seriously whatsoever.

The issue here is that nintendo are being such fags they gave themselves a legal whoopsy pass for bricking people who don't even jailbreak their shit.

Exactly where does it say that? It's basically the same agreement where they're free to limit your modified console.

*despite everyone has more or less accepted digital games across platforms

BASED.
Over 18 years old nintendomania niggers deserve to suffer for playing on a shitty tablet games made for toddlers.

It's basically

So you admit it isn't.
Shut up forever and never post again faggot

i will ignore everything else and focus on a niche complaint, now please stop calling nintendo out

Is that so?

nintentoddlers on Anon Babble will try to tell you that it's actually a good thing and if you don't like it just don't buy it

"Publish, copy, modify, reverse engineer, lease, rent, decompile, disassemble, distribute, offer for sale, or create derivative works of any portion of the Nintendo Account Services."

"Bypass, modify, decrypt, defeat, tamper with, or otherwise circumvent any of the functions or protections of the Nintendo Account Services, including through the use of any hardware or software that would cause the Nintendo Account Services to operate other than in accordance with its documentation and intended use."

"Obtain, install or use any unauthorized copies of Nintendo Account Services."

"Exploit the Nintendo Account Services in any manner other than to use them in accordance with the applicable documentation and intended use, in each case, without Nintendo’s written consent or express authorization, or unless otherwise expressly permitted by applicable law."

yeah it's basically the same stuff as seen elsewhere, like Playstation for instance
playstation.com/en-us/legal/ps5-ssla/
ctrl+F "unauthorized" if you want to skip directly to the important paragraphs

Stop Killing Games failed btw

Not very surprising given the amount of switch piracy.

because modern gamers are lazy fucks who don't even want to click 5 times in a survey and put some details

key card complaint

niche

already trying to move the goalpost?
Even the complaints about the price of games is nothing more than retarded virtue-signaling. People who already buy tons of games are not affected by an increase of 10bucks, nor are the people who occasionally buy a game once in a while too

Maybe people don't want the EU government exerting even more pressure into all aspects of their lives.

you're dumber than my dog

Leave nintendo alone dude. Their prices are FINE, price increases don't actually affect you.
In fact, they should add another 10 bucks on top because their games deserve it. And you will buy the switch 2 tech demo.

every time i think about giving nintendo another chance they pull another anti-consumer move

It is literally impossible for me to commit crimes. As the most important person ever, everything I do is morally right and justified.

We already had an increase of prices in games across all platforms, even Steam has Dynasty Warriors Origins at 80 bucks for example.
Hence why I believe the whole outrage, and Internet users gobbling it up with zero critical thinking skill, is fucking retarded

macaco thread

Cry about it brazil monkey
You got raped n gaped btw

to sit at a desk

you can buy high end wireless mice and keyboards and put it literally anywhere, all you really need is a flat surface to put your mouse on because the keyboard can go on your lap, you can even use your gay inferior controllers too
you will only have 2 cables sticking out of it, it's as portable as a console

Maybe it's because they are making (you) pay more so japs can pay less for their toy tablets, you retarded buffoon. Have some self-respect and never ever give your money to Nintendo.

That's what I'm saying man, this is why they should make their games even more expensive.
I'm also glad that they are finally being harsher on loli characters because it's basically pedophilia.

You don't even need a flat surface either.
Trackball mice exist, and you can use any controller on PC.

Your totalitarian is showing bro.

Read the article. That clause was added to user agreement in US only.

Read the article

post an archive link

lol I rob u

lmfao no u

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I challenge you to refute this

buy car

AI system detects a traffic violation

car won't move now

This shit wouldn't fly in any other industry, why are gamers such cucks?

gamers

Tendies aren't gamers, they are cultists of the highest order.

remotely bricking consoles is only bad when Nintendo does it, Sony and Microsoft can get away with it

buy a modern car

don't update

can't drive

haha

Nintendo fed their customerbase with such autistic drivel they no longer fuction as human beings.
Nobody bricked my PS1 when we modded it

us only

EU chads stay winning

In other industries you can just buy a different car. Since Nintendo fans have no other options they have to cope by telling themselves that Nintendo does nothing wrong and everything they do is justified.
This is very obvious when you read some of the replies here

you can buy high end wireless mice and keyboards and put it literally anywhere, all you really need is a flat surface to put your mouse on because the keyboard can go on your lap, you can even use your gay inferior controllers too

Yeh but you're not doing any of that are you?

And nintendies will defend this because, remember kids " but it's ok when Nintendo does it"

i haven't sat at a desk for years and i switched to wireless shit because i'll never waste my time grinding compslop and i genuinely cannot perceive the difference between my old g502 and corsair strafe and my new mx vertical and keychron on a 144hz screen

I don't know about the other two guys but I like big booty bitches in their 20', I drink cow's milk and my name is not eryc (thankfully), so miss me.
Anyway stop sucking Nintendo's dick you pathic cunt.

All these posts with the exact same wording, style, and retarded console wars bait logic

Is this that one guy who used to spam the Famitsu threads?

*miss*

Pedophile snoytranny eryc, only you lost gay shit like that

Since that anon is a fag, here you go archive.is/UgWgG

the tendiebot has arrived lmao

Who's Eryc?

it's only wrong when nintendo does it

Shitposting aside, isn't this legalese so that if you modify your console in any form abd fuck it up you cannot blame it on Nintendo somehow?

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Notice how the derailment tactic still continues to detract from the fact that Nintendo is doing something heinous.

derailment tactic

bold of you to assume his obsession has any underlying tactics
he'll take those threads to bump limit out of his sheer fanboy derangement

You're the blackest gorilla nigger I've seen

some guy who loves calling himself a pedophile to own the tendies or something

NOW

They had the same bullshit on the switch 1, fucking retards

don't take his posts seriously, you think he doesn't know it's different people?

that crossed out unionjack

lel
That aside, if jewtendo actually bricks an eurochad console the first cause of action should be going to the EU court because giving themselves the right to render a device inoperable without any sort of compensation will NEVER be legal. Start by citing the Unfair Contract Directive, and then work your way from there in the extremely unlikely event you'd need more ammunition.

No, it's because no one knows the initiatives are a thing. They NEED to get backed with a media strategy to reach the threshold, which is something Ross failed to take into account.
Take a look at the ones that made it and you'll see it's all environmental and similar shit, ie: the kind of obnoxious notVegans that will gladly talk about their cause nonstop for a year and spread propaganda everywhere to promote it.

deletes all known wifi networks

unplugs ethernet

Will ninjas sneak into my house and reconnect my switch so Gay Bowser can lock it remotely?

Why are these threads getting reposted every few hours the past few days now? Some sony fags raiding? Do those retards really think Nintendo invented console bricking or T&C about not using their online with hacked hardware?

Does this mean Nintendo can arbitrary decide to brick your console? It could simply say "we think you're doing X", even if there is no evidence.

Why are people discussing the policies of one of the major gaming platforms on a gaming board? And are disapproving of it?

Is this a raid shadow legends?

Where was all this discussion on Anon Babble when Sony and Microsoft started bricking consoles for violating their ToS?

your consoles getting bricked for modding was already a good beating stick whenever you consolecucks get too uppity
what makes you think that when your tendie overlord comes out and says it you can avoid your round?

Nintendo have never sold a personal computer, they've always sold toys.
Games are not software. The console is not hardware.
You should have all the rights available to you that you would when purchasing hungry hungry hippos.

What if I don't have internet

how did you type that?

With a keyboard.

The consumer has more rights when buying Hungry Hungry Hippo so that would be a great thing actually.

And yet sony got buttfucked over linux nerds with the PS3

Linux nerds are furries
And Furries have a fuckload of money and people know usually NOT to fuck with them

If it thinks

Oh
That's like when women dream of their husbands cheating on them and then act like it actually happened, it's so cute

i doubt this will be legal in the EU

imagine, the authoritarianism and entitlement of nintendo combined with the sperginess, neuroticism and instability of a modern compslop anticheat

I remember when Anon Babble wasn't perpetual summer....

i doubt this will be legal in the EU

It won't be legal in the EU. This is only for the USA.

This is only for the USA

Japan too.

There's a lot of underhanded shit that people would doubt being legal in the EU that flies by anyways. Despite everything europeans are still cucked and fucked by corporations just about 5%, maybe 10% less than americans.

Every company does shit like this, but since shitting on Nintendo since the Switch 2 reveal is how you get clicks, publications are farming these out. You'd think PC Gamer wouldn't waste their time making articles about consoles.

holy shit
cancelling my preorder
fuck this dogshit company

microsoft did that to my 360 in 2009 for 'modifying my disc drive' which they did themselves during repair
don't think this is anything new

no ones more cucked than americans

just don't use online bro
just limit your console functionality to being a stock only emulator bro

emulator bulls win again

pcgamer

lol

Ignoring all consoles+valve brick your account and options if you're too retarded to go on competitive online with third party mods they can detect

Pretending 99.99% of the consumerbase would be at all affected than pirates who want to still go online.

3-10am EST might as well be considered the Aussie and SEA astroturfer hours. You even type the same.

if you're still buying consoles you get what you deserve desu

you'll survive, nintendrajeet

It has to be the same person reposting these threads too

it's just a toy bro

of course toys should spy on children and be remotely disabled for unauthorized play

trust me this is the new normal bro

least conspicuous shill

Projects Indians to any console but Sony and pirated PC.

Your kind is getting way too cocky.

all consoles maybe
but valve? that requires conceding that it's only competitive mode that will only stop you in that one game's online and you can appeal that shit
you can play literally anything else fine

you sound like you're shorter than your friends....

Already mentioned competitive

I can't fucking read past my dick riding agenda's schizophrenia

That's been obvious.

Appeal

lmao, there's a ton of people who have 5+ year VACs.

You think that as long as they are 'trying to prevent you from committing crimes', literally anything goes?

Yes they broke into your house and ransacked it in search of ROMs, they were just trying to stop crime bro

Doesn't affect me the last time I ever gave nintendo money was buying etrian odyssey V on release. Washed up company sad to see it become a husk before Miyamoto graduates.

i know you said that but you put them all on the same level which is factually untrue

lmao, there's a ton of people who have 5+ year VACs.

the chance of being unbanned is infintely larger than having your console unfucked

Oh fuck off with that fake technical shit like it isn't in reality:

NOOO, VALVE IS LE BASED

Do you think the Wii had a always online killswitch with homebrew channel consoles?
No, just switch memory when you wanna go online.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Don't feed the troll.

muh EULA

Corpocuck. If I make you sign a contract that states you renounce your freedom to become my slave bitch that contract is invalid.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

valve inherently has way less control over your hardware and they don't want to control it like the console corpos which is why they're shilling linux

that eric guy must be a pretty swell dude if you're the caliber of his opposition

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Install mod

Money stolen

That'll be $499.99+tax+tip+tariff, tendiecucks lmao

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Where did you people get the idea that modding your single player games for your own pleasure was acceptable anyway?

EU will rape Nintendo

Jailbreak system

Money stolen

That'll be $499.99+tax+tip+tariff+$80, snoys lmao

Anon the wii was literally KNOWN for being the first console that'd bricked if you were running your own shit on it.
You could run linux on the ps2 and emulators, and microsoft didn't give a shit as long as you weren't cheating on the og xbox

True, fuck trannies

You dropped this king

No you don't, newfag.

BASED BASED BASED

now

They always had that right. Microsoft pretty much did all the work to make it legal nearly 20 years ago. Or are we supposed to forget about that because nintendo bad?

Nintendofags calling others trannies

Those fucking Japajews are getting real cocky
Try this in the EU
I dare you

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bro's, and here I thought being a Xboxfaggot must the worst experience for a gamer but then Nintendo comes around and adds yet another fucking disastrous announcement about their newest console.

Tendies, I need you to stifle your autism for 2 minutes and try and let sink in what I'm about to spell out for you, as I think your decision moving forward is going to be a critical reflection on your outlook for the rest of your life: Nintendo is actually, unironically telling you that you do not own your console. If you play with it in any way that Nintendo doesn't like then they will remotely turn off your overpriced, underpowered toy and most likely ban your account.

Please, for the love of hobby, do not support this shit.

look ma, he only knows how to say 3 things! How sad :( maybe you should switch out the jester hat for a helmet so you don't hurt what's left up there :)

switch emulators win again

Total piratejeet death

I'm not defending the switch 2 but wasn't this always a thing with consoles since the 360?

but this is total piratejeet victory?
if nintendo comes out and says that any fiddling with your console turns it into a brick and the only prevention is never going online then there's no reason to buy the hardware if you don't want to play with children

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

n-no!

they already said that with 3DS

I will emulate their consoles, then. They can't brick my PC.

Stop remembering things.

Does that mean we should all be defending it?

Cope zoomie

No, it means you should stop being selectively mad, you double retard.

where are the fucking mods
why is Anon Babble full of twitter reposts, drama about shit that isnt vidya, generals, and linking to cancer like pcgamer

you are not allowed to complain about this, you need to complain about [rival company] instead!

Transparent. I think I'll complain about Nintendo in this thread, though.

Its only bad when Nintendo does it

Are you working your way up to triple?

Nintendo is not your friend.

Trannies also breathe air and drink water. I guess you should stop doing both of those.

Nintendo is your boogeyman.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

Nestle

What have they done?
I am pretty sure modders will circumvent this bricking stuff though. Before the obvious OLED version, I am pretty sure the switch 2 will be easily pirateble.
Nintendo is like a lighthouse to hackers,with this kind of policies.

lmao I can't believe gamers

Can't wait to start seeing tendies cry about their consoles getting bricked by mistake. You will own nothing and will be happy.

Most trannies are corporate bootlickers like you.

I can't wait for invented convluted scenarios in my head to come true as well.

NOOOOO NINTENDO WONT LET ME STEAL THEIR GAMES FROM THEM NOOO

LMAO LOL ROTFL

Cry about It macaco
You still got raped n gaped tho

instant esl reply

oof, already coping, it's ok, you can just buy another fisher price tablet.

What have they done?

Nestle CEO said access to drinking water is not a human right and that all drinking water should be owned by private companies. Literally the same shit as Quantum of Solace

On one hand, I doubt Nintendo would be so stupid as to release an easy to modify handheld yet again, specially given that they released the OLED switch already sort of fixed to where it still needs a modchip to be worth fucking with it.
On the other hand, there's a lot more attention given to this. They're so buttblasted by what emulation and leaks have given them, and pushing so hard against it, some people feel like that's a good challenge just to fuck them. Problem is that Nintendo really likes to fuck over anyone who even tries at this point. They'd fucking rape, torture and enslave anyone responsible for modding these consoles if they were legally allowed.

pay for game

make changes to game

your console is no longer operable

Why should I not be allowed to mod the game? Modding has been part of gaming forever

Stop threatening people you fucking retard

You are the cancer

This is pretty vidya related mi hombe

Imagine how much board quality would improve if the third world was banned.

kys subhuman

implying they won’t just arbitrarily determine you to be violating the T&A and brick your system anyway

implying they won’t ever make a mistake and brick your entire console due to am error and you have no recourse since the system is, well, bricked

implying nintendo can do no wrong and it’s totally fine for them to have a killswitch on your system they can just flip with the press of a button anytime they want

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

his post got deleted again

KEKKYPOW

I don't know how this is "news" when Sony has the exact same points in their license contract for all PS5.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

That's fucking comically evil, what was he himself drinking when he said that? I genuinely believe this species is fucked.

This made up scenario in my head is 100% real and going to happen

lmao

While this is horrible and should be a reason to boycott any and all of their products, the likelihood of this ever being used is slim to none. TOS agreements are not legally binding and rarely stand up in court. If you buy and own the console it's yours to do with as you please, Nintendo has no legal right to essentially damage your property because you did something they don't like with it. The same goes for the anti-arbitration clause that was also added to the TOS, that shit flies about as well as a lead piano in court. You can't just add one line to your TOS that instantly takes away millions of people's right to sue.

playing on nintendo

Found your problem. Go PC like every one has. There's literally no good games on Nintendo that is worth that underpowered mess.

It's only news and a bad thing that deserves scrutiny because Nintendo did it now, ignore all the other hardware platform holders that do the same thing.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

literally sees me shill PC

no, youre sony

You deserve your humiliation ritual, tendie.

It really do be like that

Ill say it again... a brick renders the console to not even turn on in most cases. But this is nintendo you know thier gonna put a cute lil message saying youve been a bad boy on boot. And if it can boot to that screen and screen it can be circumvented with modding im more then certain.

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

the

linking to cancer like pcgamer

is the part that makes this thread bad (and also the comically obvious trolling and consolewarring)
it's not like there's no other source for this news, it's not like we've not already had thirty threads that go the exact same way because there's nothing to say so there's no reason to keep spamming threads about it
I mean look at this thread, it's "wow that's fucking retarded and illegal" vs "wow i bet you own an xbox/playstation/pc so your opinion is invalid, im being so subtle with my trolling xd" and then a bunch of attempts to turn it into a region war

He's technically right, though.

You'll have to excuse him, he's been loyal to Sony for years now and they've been going shady nonsense like that for years so he thinks it's the norm.

Don't worry, it won't have any games anyway.

I don't understand why you do this. I mean, you know that no one actually thinks that tendies call people Eric at random, right?

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

I do wonder what's up with the amount of westerners going all out on Nintendo since last year, regardless if they make themselves look like a fool

Might have something to do with them being glorified patent trolls who haven't made a good game in years, and are now launching a gimped chinkheld for $400 with the most anti-consumer policies in the industry.

Imagine not having consumer protection laws.

only if you give him the best possible interpretation of water shouldn't be free

only you lost gay shit like that

I'm not snoy, the last sony console that I owned was the PS3, also fuck Sony as well, stupid retards.

No resource on earth is free, except air. Sometimes you gotta fight for privilege over a resource to use it. In the context of what he said, it's fucking evil, but fundamentally he's not wrong.

water is inherently free though
you pay for its transport to your sinks and showers and toilets

No he's not, not on any level, least of all technical.

water rains on you

collect rainwater in a barrel

OI! 'ave you got a loisence for that there water then? H2O is the intellectual property of Nestle, by crikey

No, retard

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

water is inherently free though

You're using inherently free wrong

I dont live in Europe, so dont have this problem.

if you assume human rights don't exist because they're a man-made concept or whatever then claiming something is or isn't a human right becomes meaningless, this shit is too stupid to even be sophistry

It wouldn't matter if you lived in Europe, if water was privatized it would affect you as well. Of course in Europe people would probably receive money for water as social security, but in America you wouldn't get even that, you'd just die of thirst because you couldn't pay for it.

Has Nintendo broken their minds of what?

Pretty much yeah.
You have to understand that journalists have been on their high horse for fucking years now, living like kings on the company dime. Every company except Nintendo and when they thought they had Nintendo cornered they pulled out Nintendo Directs on them effectively cutting them out of the information circle for Nintendo which, good or bad, garner the most clicks and interaction.

Then the switch happened becoming an absolute mega hit with extremely popular, high quality, record breaking games that they had absolutely no part in unlike other developers who would pay them off for high reviews. So this was a repeated blow after blow for them and as more people focused on Nintendo they became less and less relevant in the gaming space.

The solution to their Nintendo problem?
Propaganda.

Push that everything bad about video games since 2006 is Nintendo exclusive, report only on their take downs and no one else's refusing to mention how many tried to make a profit, tell the masses how exactly to pirate their latest games and make up years of Switch Pro rumors to try and cut down sales. They would do anything to get Nintendo to rely on them for promotion.
Unfortunately for them though, Nintendo Directs and their social media accounts were a far more popular source of accurate information than they were causing people to turn on them as a whole and now they're left begging for scraps and exploiting people with an irrational hatred for Nintendo like our resident shitposters

Human rights is a stupid term because everything in this world has to be fought for. Try going to Brazil and saying that shit. Only retards in first world countries think that everything should be a right. No, this is real life.

It wouldn't matter if you lived in Europe, if water was privatized it would affect you as well.

I have this thing called a gun.

it is
we don't make all the wild animals and plants pay for it do we?
you have nothing to do with water's life cycle, you drink, you piss it out, it evaporates, it rains back down
if it was a scarce resource demanding payment we wouldn't be allowing all the wild fauna and flora that does nothing but self perpetuate to exist
you pay for it so you don't have to keep going to the nearest river or to dig a well and gamble at getting parasites

lol retard

laws do not affect me because I will commit violent crime! Surely the police cannot stop me, for they are not armed

Are you black? Black people tend to think like this up until cops shoot them

we don't make all the wild animals and plants pay for it do we?

Okay, so your argument now is that "clean water" is a human right. LOL

Pay us hundreds of dollars for the privilege to go in our draconian digital jail where we control everything you do and you own nothing

Hmmmm, no. I don't think I will do that.
I think I will stick to PC
and emulate Nintendo games.

protecting your land means you're a reckless nigga

The mind of a cuck who bends over backwards to all authority truly is sad.

No, he just said you pay for the infrastructure that provides clean water.

based.

your land

What land? Nobody wants your land. Nobody is threatening your land. You are STEALING private property by not paying for the water THEY own though. You are the criminal here. No one else.

I as a European will simply be avoiding consoles from now on.

game on PC

use GOG to buy my games

be happy

Sorry, I dont listen to cucks.

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People will say they can't do this and they will be taken to court but they got away with selling you defective controllers for an entire generation and never changed anything

OP replying to himself 30 times

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Why is Nintendo so upset about piracy? Without it, Switch consoles would barely have sold 50 million units.
Ease of piracy is what makes Switch good and what made PS2 so popular.

Anon, the majority of switches that have been sold are currently unhackable without hard modding.
PS2 softmodding also happened way way later.

because it makes their paying customers look bad since they sell them weak little toys that get upstaged by random teenagers buying prebuilt pcs and then getting to play their games at no opportunity cost

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That's just the headline inserting shitty flipflop words into the actual statement, it's just a EULA change telling people not to hack your console or they can remotely kill it (nothing new because Microcock had the exact same countermeasures for 360). These online rags are always adding "reportedly", "may be", "allegedly", "could possibly", "it is assumed", etc. just in case they "accidentally" report on lies and shit that doesn't exist so they can legally backpedal.

Anon, the majority of switches that have been sold are currently unhackable without hard modding.

What are you on about? It's super easy.

On launch models, yes.

This is why emulation is always superior.

The “think” is in reference to nintendo, not the article

Being competent or knowing anything is not how you become an executive at a company.

If you're pirating on your switch and didn't blank prodinfo, you deserve it.

Just don't connect it to the internet if you're pirating? Like you should have always done!?

Yeah obviously Nintendo is God and has all the facts about the universe but they just choose to not use them.

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The "think" in reference to nintendo doesn't exist at all because it only exists in the headline.

This is just like Microsoft banning you when you pirate, nothing new.
Piracy, leaks and emulation last gen was so disgusting that you pretty much forced Nintendo to do something about it, it was affecting legal costumers with you retards spoiling games weeks after actual launch. If you could just pirate and keep quiet about it none of this would have happened.

after

before

Anti-Nintendo fanboys(Snoyboys) have to be the dumbest shit Ive seen on this board

I agree, I don't see where are all these insane anti consumer practices they have been claiming Nintendo does for more than 10 years now.
They make the cheapest hardware, they have the best games, no tranny shit like Sony and MS. Why the fuck should I care about Palworld getting copy right strikes or some shit.

They only like Palworld because they hate Nintendo anyway, that game lives and dies in Snoy seethe.

only snoys can hate me!!!

why not try and distinguish yourself from the spammer

Its literally Brazil shitposting

way to out yourself [ - ]

EULA states you aren't allowed to do class action lawsuits and you must use Nintendo's arbitration in dispute resolution

I don't even think this is legal, even in the corporate hellhole of America

this board is predominantly pc now dummy
you being rabid over an enemy that isn't here only makes you look worse

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Unironically what's the crime? Piracy is making an exact copy of something that already exists digitally. It's literally a victimless "crime."

Question, let's say everyone had that idea, what would there be left to pirate?

food analogy

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