OH NO! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!
OH NO! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!
Is Anon Babble filled with nothing but autists? Is that why characters showing emotions sends Anon Babbleirgins into dog-raping fits of rage?
Forced soul
how many emotions does a monkey need? the old one was perfectly fine
How many emotions does anything need? Why can't all game characters be blank faces with no change?
theyre not actually mad about it, it's just tortrannics who saw screencapa of it on reddit and are now trying to recreate it with every single game that comes out, because that's what they think Anon Babble is. if anything, it's forced outrage
I like Miyamoto Kong
the old one was expressive enough, characters dont have to make stupid faces every second, DK looks mentally challenged in this game running around with his tongue out.
Weird, only one of those pics shows his tongue out.
he constantly runs around like a retarded dog, look at some gameplay
Anon Babble is nothing but autists obsessed with babby games.
Yes, even those who spent money building a custom gaming rig.
I watched the gameplay from the direct, his tongue wasn't visible for 98% of it.
Why haven't they just revealed Pauline already
Everyone saw it like a day after the direct
2% of the time is still too much
more are the stutters, let's hope they fix that
So excited to see K Rool in this style
Who cares anyway about nutendo
He can kind of emote like his old expression, but they made his default expression way too different. He looks more like Donkey Kong's kid brother
It might look better if the fur didn't look like such shit.
they could have created a different character, this one has nothing to do with DK
only three, maniacal laughter grin, rage and stern expressions, like a real man
Someone post the Wokey Kong comic
he constantly runs around like a retarded dog
You mean he runs on all fours? Game ruined.
Nintendo generally doesn't acknowledge leaks outside of just hiding and ignoring them. The smash youtube page accidentally made some castlevania music available before Simon was revealed, and they just made it private when they found out.
Is Anon Babble filled with nothing but autists?
Yes
Anon...
Also, the game looks like shit, they took a stupid gimmick and made an entire game about it, its gonna get boring in less than an hour
He doesn't know
they took a stupid gimmick and made an entire game about it
Back before shareholders decided we only get to play live service lootershooters this is what video games were
It's a nintendo game. All nintendo games are built around a stupid gimmick except shit like new super mario bros.
And they were complete and utter shit for it.
Sony and Microsoft games aren't like that? They're all a combination of gimmicks or have completely new and unique things in every game?
no coherent shaping
every face looks ugly
Even nu-disney characters have more consistent facial structure than this.
no coherent shaping
?
Not a big fan of this design. He looks like a chinese bootleg version of himself.
Cartoon characters usually have a default threshold of facial proportions and only break model for emphasis.
nu-DK has no coherent face design and no threshold. He breaks model every second to look as wacky as possible.
His face looks consistent to me.
What's up with DK's fur?
Then you're blind.
Can you point out all of the inconsistencies in that image?
you can start with how exaggeratedly huge his mouth shape stretches.
everything stretches to 500% facial animations. it's obnoxious as fuck.
Not MY Dong
Do Tex Avery cartoons also upset you?
How would you guys feel if this happened after the final boss?
You're full of shit.
cereal box
Food analogy. Disregard.
wow I wonder if its because most of those clips might be from cutscenes
iconography being discussed
DURRR FOOD MEME GO LIVE IN A MCDONALDS
Do i have to buy a burger to sit at a McDonalds? CHECK MATE ATHEISTS
Struck a nerve, Ronald?
yes, they want to turn kids into faggots
The already are, look at zoomers luhmeow
Forced outrage
Platformers used to have a bunch of gimmicks, not just one.
Didn't we used to get angry at games with a bunch of gimmicks, calling them unfocused and messy and demanding they stick to one gimmick?
Do Tex Avery cartoons also upset you?
YES.
they are the most obnoxious shit ever and this is exactly what's wrong with nu DK.
youtube.com
Everyone's mistake was letting it slide when the Mario movie happened
Now we get this garbage
the turned dk into a faggot then
I pity you. Truly I do.
NOOOO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE STANDARDS YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY WE GOT A NEW DK GAME
I will never forgive them for what thet did to my monkey
What standards are we supposed to have for a cartoon gorilla from a children's game?
even this isn't as obnoxious as nu-DK tho.
See, this is the slave mentality you retards have
its from a children game so why should we care?
no, i dont care that they killed one of the most iconic characters in the history of gaming
You'll get over it
no, i dont care that they killed one of the most iconic characters in the history of gaming
The original Donkey Kong from 1981, or the Rare Donkey Kong from 1994?
There are multiple gimmicks
monkey
It's an ape you fucking retard.
OG DK is a crappy sprite and some shitty cabinet art.
the design arrived at perfection just like Mario. Marios original cabinet art was bad too.
doesn't mean they can turn mario int the illumination design now.
So you don't care about the character, only that something from your childhood was changed.
Wokey Kong
It's one guy. Literally.
The Tortanic is nothing next to the Concordia
Emotions aren't a problem
The problem is that they're making him pant like a gay dog and it's very off-putting
Gay dogs pant differently from straight dogs?
Fuckin slut monkey and his stupid ahegao face. Yeah I know you want a banana, stupid slut monkey
At least Tortanic was salvaged. Nothing was saved from Concordia, save for a lost episode of a tv series.
It's funny how these threads are made, go on strong for a little bit, then everyone tires of acting like retards and abandons thread for another one to lather rinse repeat.