Mogs every single handheld you've ever owned

Mogs every single handheld you've ever owned

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How much led in the paint? How toxic was the soldering job? Only thing it mogs other handhelds is by the speedrun of you getting cancer.

Sure buddy. Did you reason that with or without your balls full of microplastics?
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Its a hispanic.

Woman's handbag.

Its definitely a tranny, lmao.

Not my pic schizo.

It's definitely a schizo, lmfao even

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Keep coping about saving trannies on your computer to post here. My computer can easily emulate whatever your handheld from China can. I just don't think its the sort of a dub you think it is. A lot of mid-tier android phones can do whatever you are salivating over.

Sorry, wrong pic.

pc hardcores are the most fucking coping retardation you can find on the net. Just understand every single westerner have a pc and aside of that maybe some consoles. But we all have the pc you have dumb faggot. It's up to me if i want to upgrade or nkt my graphic card.

Enjoy the rest of the 90% chinese products that fill your home.
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Ps3 onwards are better enjoyed on a big screen. Why would i want to play expedition 33 on a handheld? Too much free time? Lol
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Chinese person crying about being owned by thinking their junk being in other people's countries is a huge win.

Yeah you have a 1080p bottlenecked computer and can't afford to level up your build externally even. Consider your opinion invalid. Chinese nationalists spamming Xi's propaganda should just be banned you make shit topics and discussions and waste people's time by being retarded as per usual. NOBODY SHARES THE CHINESE OPINION BECAUSE WE AREN'T GULLIBLE RETARDS.

lmao@yourchinkcope

I'm really enjoying my 'eck. Was able to snag a refurbished OLED in the latest releases

Forgot to add, Anbernic posters are salty Chinese who are crying because US pulled them off their markets, hahah.

This is not about china. It's just about the best handheld and you failed.
Back to pol.
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$0.69-tax deposited into your account.

Why did you mention Chinese products then Xi cultist? You backpedaling fucking maggot deserves to be stomped form the internet.

You scored the jackpot. I had to buy it brand new since scalpers suck that shit up in seconds.

3 types of users in this thread.
1: those who are celebrating
2: those who are coping
3: watchers

I'm clearly celebrating which makes you a...

muh cancer

Your fat fuck ass eating junk all day is speedrunning you to diabetes ya greasy bitch. Quit pretending to care about your health. Lose weight, fatass.

I got a odin 2 and a steam deck. I'm good

Everyone talks about how cool the Steam Deck is, but nobody talks about the Lenovo Legion Go.
I have emulated PS2, PS1, and N64 games.

You forgot a 4th. Those who are laughing at (you).
LOL
LMAO
even

asymmetrical sticks

It's dogshit.

Because i replied to the first post which immediately mentioned china. This is about the best handheld period. Yet this is the 3rd post i read china. Back to pol.
Idgaf. Next

Unlike you, I exercise daily and have a healthy enough body despite everything and no, I do not have diabetes because I actually watch what I eat. Just because you have eating problems and can't stop stuffing McDonalds into your mouth doesn't mean that non-Chinese can't.

Ps3 onwards are better enjoyed on a big screen.

posts tiny handheld playing a ps4 game

did you know you can hold a handheld close enough to your face to be the same size a tv?

That's called coping. And hard btw

I also got an N64 controller for my Lenovo Legion Go, so I can play N64 games.

You're just in-denial. Chinkclone #293670 pales in comparison to the almighty 'eck.

Xbox has asymmetrical and considered the best controller. Also gamecube.
I've always been a dualshock fan and i admit it's the asymetrical is the most confortable for 3d games.
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I actually had a relatively smooth experience. Not that it helps you know, but there's a discord that alerts you when a specific refurbished is back in stock.
I had to spam click head to checkout or purchase for like 5 minutes but it worked
Any favorite hardware or software that I should look into?

That's not the point. Your brain knows what has the size of a potato vs the size of a chair. Imagine playing skyrim with the small screen a few inches from your face and trying to feel immersed vs playing on a big screen where a dragon is actually the size of a dragon.
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Controllers are different beasts to handheld consoles.
WiiU Gamepad is 1000x more comfortable than the switch for this reason.
WiiU and SteamDeck style symmetric is the best for handhelds and Xbox style asymmetric is the best for controllers. (WiiUPro is the second best)

You are trying to deny my fun. I'm enabling your stupidity.
You are the only one in denial here

That's if you're poor, of course.

That awkward stick placemen.

Better controller exists that fulfils your button requirements.

LOL
LMAO

Because everything more expensive than the Steam Deck is a waste of money outside of arguably the Rog Ally X, and everything in that interim range between the RP4/RP5 price ($180-220) and the Steam Deck's cheapest ($350) is just you wasting money. Even then with the RP4/RP5 you're buying it more for the size of it because if you just saved $100 more you'd have a significantly better system to work with and not be bogged down by Android in the process.

You have no point at all.
The rg556 is the most confortable. That's my point. What's your fuckin point though?

The wiiu...the steamdeck...is best...

If you're going to play 6 hours of a 3d game i can assure you with asymmetric you'll cramp less than symmetric.
This is coming from a 20 year playstation hardcore fan dualshock enjoyer

PS symmetric is down low which is uncomfortable.
WiiU has both sticks up high. It's actually comfortable unlike PS which is designed only for Children's hands.
Anyhow your chink console doesn't have good stick placement like SteamDeck.

PS symmetric is down low which is uncomfortable.

I can use PS or Xbox style controls with zero issues in comfort for literally 10+ hour sessions, how in the hell are you people finding the PS style of hold "uncomfortable"? Are you one of those people who puts one finger on the shoulder buttons? Because every single person who ever complains about stuff like this always seems to use one finger when controllers with two buttons on the shoulder (Outside of the Series Xbox controllers and Joycons) are designed around using two fingers on the shoulders.

Shills gonna shill.
You won't be getting a sale from me.

You made a good point. First one actually. Start a convo like this next time.
Yeah wiiu with both sticks is confortable as fuck. Yet it has nothing to do with the most confortable handheld since it's not a handheld.
Steamdeck is huge for a handheld. At that point why not attach it to a usb electric tenga cup to suction your dick while at it.
No. A handheld has to be portable and confortable. It should be cheap and light.
Steamdeck is non of those things.
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Emudeck for software since it preconfigures a bunch of emulators for the deck. For hardware I upgraded the joysticks to hall effects from handhelddiy, the ssd to the corsair 2TB TLC SSD, swapped the d-pad membrane for clicky switches, and upgraded the facebuttons to stone buttons from decky buttons. I slapped a leather dbrand skin on with touchpad holographic stickers. Decky loader is also great if you like customizing the UI and have cool plugins like decky framegen. Protonup-qt is how you would install proton-ge; if you know you know.

I'm personally more accustomed to xbox360 controller shape and functionality and can say the symmetric is just rat's ass when it comes to games where you use the thumbstick to move, its good for 2D games where you use the dpad though but even then the sony dpad is dogshit.

Yep. Even better i bet he holds his controller leaving both index fingers fully extended like some "game reviewers"

every post is a shill, an add or a jewish/chinese propaganda i read it on the NET!!!

Psp is still comfier

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I miss it everyday

I might get that or something like that later.

it didn’t go anywhere

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I guess you would go as far as saying DEATH is the comfiest of all since you can't even feel your body anymore.
No. You have not held an rg556

It went to the landfill when it died.

I actually find the vita2000 to be more confortable

I love my PSPs, but they don't serve the same function as an emulation handheld. I just use a Miyoo Mini for that though, I don't go in for this newer stuff because most of it is based on Android, and the newer systems that they support are imperfect (PS2, Gamecube... etc.)

Its funny how much of anime VN stuff was released on both Xbox360 and PSP that are now lost to time...

Like?

Name your top 3 psp visual novels then

bunch of poorfags who couldn't even live comfortably in commiefornia arguing on a run down board about Le plastic

Games?

cross channel
little busters
dies irae

Chinks argue about which plastic abomination is better while I enjoy my 'eck everyday. Im only here to watch the circus.

Thanks, brother. I got my emudeck setup yesterday with a 1 tb SD card and it's been great.
I might switch my SSD from 512GB to more if I find I need it. Frankly, I already have more space than my PC, because I've been a boner about getting another SSD.
I also got decky loader, and some of the community start up screens are hilarious. Will look into proton ge. I'm an absolute nooblet when it comes to linux

shit

shit

shit

Opinion discarded

you have read none of them

Same friend. Just got my deck and settling in for cozy sessions before heading to the in-laws for mother's day

Do they make an emulation handheld with proper Playstation buttons? It's always the Nintendo style. Also, can these still not do xbox emulation?

buy an ad. this product looks like a scam when you try to shill it for free

SteamOS is immutable so it's very hard to fuck it up. You get most of your softwarez from the KDE Discovery store. I also forgot to mention there's a script to install tailscale and a mod manager called 7th deck if you play FF7.

You're here to cope. So whenever someone says they're playing their handheld you can over there and say:

Hey guys! I'm here! I bought my wide ass deck! Hey guys! ...guys?..

Well your chinkheld is chinese haha can you run the last 10 years of gaming sloppa on your bed connected to the plug 24/7?

Anyone knows a deck owner = vegan.
The same personality. The coping personality.

Do they make an emulation handheld with proper Playstation buttons? It's always the Nintendo style.

No. It's Xbox/Nintendo style letters. There's some random telescopic controller for phones that does it Playstation style but it's in the middle of Xbox style buttons, and there's some that add C/Z buttons, but that's roughly it.

Also, can these still not do xbox emulation?

Anything roughly Wii and higher is $300+ territory and many of them use Android on top of it which lacks modern emulators due to all their emulators primarily being ports compared to Linux/Windows machines which have native emulators. But if you're spending that much money the only reason you wouldn't buy a Steam Deck/Rog Ally X is because you want a smaller form factor which costs more money.

No need to buy an add. I just bought the rg ;)
I wish i was chinese in moments like this just to say SUCK MY CHINKOCK

You don't have to go into detail, but is modding steam games (non workshop) as easy as switching to desktop and dumping the files into whatever game folder like on PC? It seems like some mod executibles require a little more work than it would on windows, as, well, it's not windows

Estrogenated chink hands typed
all

that

shit

Yeah, it's easy since the directory structure of steam games is identical to windoze. I installed a few mods to make E33 run more performant and not look total ass from nexusmods.

It depends on what you're modding, especially in the case of Bethesda games. You usually have to run the mod loaders via Wine or do a bunch of annoying extra steps when modding on Linux because mods are made in expectation of Windows. Anything that requires ini tweaks is as simple as it is on windows, I believe UE5 mods require hoops, and I know Bethesda mods require quite a lot of hoops. When it comes to .dll mods I believe you have to install the game itself via Wine so that the mods work properly? I never went fully into figuring this stuff out but I know it's much more involved on Linux.

No trackpads

Its shit.

no steamdeck rear programmable buttons

its double shit.

asymmetrical analog sticks

Well its a triple shit sundae now.
i do like the case tho.

My phone that I already have already does this with a controller

This is better answer Also protontricks exists

That's not New Nintendo 3DS XL

None of that. But we both came from a vagina so there's that.
When someone is out of arguments they attack. Are you just attacking anon?
Lol imagine projecting so hard

You can easily prove that with a timestamp and body. But you won't because I got you. I destroyed you.

Attack? Non, non, I would just kill you, LOL.

You took that long to come up with a post body time stamp, this isn't Anon Babble you save trannies on your computer. Buster ass faggot.

Trackpads

LMFAO

prgrammable buttons

What for??? Double shit counterargument i tell you that!

asymmetrical

Most you're gona emulate is ps2 and gamecube. Of course. Dpad is not bad. And for a portable device because of the ergonomics this dpad under the stick is actually confortable. Rp5 for example the stick below with bad ergonomics makes it awkard. Steamdeck is too wide. Might as well get a laptop and a controller at that point

NOBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT WHETHER THE HARDWARE IS GOOD. WE CAME TO CALL EACH OTHER BROWN TRANNIES!

If your phone can do it then do it. Why are you telling me your phone can do it? Then do it! Or cope i guess and tell people you can do it. You do you, faggot.

SO you conceded its an inferior Handheld? OK then good discussion im gonna go seek another thread.
Have a good one

With that nipple so i can awkwardly move the camera in resident evil revelations?
Nah im good dawg

I concede what dumbass fukin retard. If you think deck is more confortable go play that idiot. Don't need to tell me shit. I know for a fact that i find the stick on top to be more confortable. I don't need to concede shit and you don't have to argue my preferences either. Balding cunt. I hope you truly left to another thread and spread the deckvegan word

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Fugg. Well, I guess I'll learn something new. Not really looking to heavily mod shit, just get unofficial patches, etc for old games and maybe some stuff for a new stardew run
I'll check it out

Go deckvegan. Fly high!
Don't forget your two other most favorite quotes!

i can do that with my phone

i can emulate that on my pc

See you tomorrow

that thing has a crappy processor, runs 2 but laggy so wtf is the point? do love my anbernic 40xxv though, $55 and plays ps1 flawlessly, beautiful screen and ratio for retro

do you actually think 'western' electronics are made to a different standard? at best they just take the same thing and put their own logo on it. even if the factory promises to follow all of the regulations etc, they'll cut as many corners as possible

Wtf is the point?

Maybe to play those games your 40xxv can't?
Youblike your shit, i like mine. Your point being those crappy processors are somewhat an impediment for my enjoyment. Yet i enjoy perfectly ps2 and gamecube.
I'll say it again
3 types of users in this thread.
1: those who are celebrating
2: those who are coping
3: watchers

I'm clearly celebrating which makes you a...

pajeetdroid trash

speakers on the bottom

gaytendo switch sticks and R1 L1 buttons

mogging anything

this couldn't even mog a PSP and that's 2 decades old
and then you remember that the Deck exists and it'll all over for chink toys

shitendo console constantly get OLED mods

no OLED mod for PSP

horrible industry

Go cope harder to another handheld thread with your deck-glider. Dont forget the charger on your way out, faggot

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I only have an OLED GBC. Have they made an OLED GBA yet?

but it doesnt play what the 40xxv can't, that's what i'm saying. so many better options out there like retroid pocket 5 or odin 2 that run ps2 flawlessly at 2x res

that gay ass satchel

I bet you think that looks cool too troon

agreed, i'd never play a game like that on a handheld. you'd have to be a giga poorfag to even contemplate doing such a thing
as for handhelds, PC + 3DS is all i need

They usually have a stricter Quality Control than your TEMU shit you chinese nationalist. There's a reason your shit was taken off the American markets, lmao.

makes a thread attacking other handhelds

can't handle getting his precious chink toy getting dunked on by superior machines

how about we talk pricing? by the time you finish paying for everything about this trash you could've bough a full fledged PC like the deck that runs 99999+ more games at 300dollaridoos refurbished straight from valve

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I'm married, I don't give a fuck about what looks cool.

Yes it can, since it has 2 sticks?
Lol. Your point is there are better options.
So now your handheld is not enough as a counterargument so you refer to others.
My point is there are no better options that are this confortable.
By confortable i mean ergonomics and weight.
Because you don't actually have a point it will derrail if i keep engaging
Fight me

The first good point. But bad post btw. I did attack other handhelds but just to motivate discussion. Nothing good so far.

by the time...

Unnecessary exaggeration. No need.
I also got mine for 130ish. I would not pay 200 for it nor for a rp5 which i consider worse because of poor ergonomics.
Your only point being again

i can emulate on my pc

Bye bye!

Lols on you who always has an opinion. Zoomerculture. Zoomdoom!
And if your not then you def act like one, way worse.

none of the games that use two stick run decently on that, so what's the point of that garbage? RG40XXV has 1 stick for dreamcast. all you need. get fucked loser, you blew your money on trash. RG40xxv only $55 and verticals creen is 100x more comfortable

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I just told you! mgs3 runs at 2x perfectly.
Did you happen to shoot yourself with that in the higher part of your neck perchance?

all you need

No, that's all YOU need.
Go clean that barrel one more time without any safety protocols please

Another contender that lost and left.
Lmao.
Better to leave as an anon than to come back as a fagganon!

I simply use my S24 Ultra plus a telescopic controller. Especially ever since I got winlator working.

God that looks uncomfortable as fuck. My deck fills my hands perfectly.

Another deckvegan.
They can't make a point without belittling others first. A typical woman attitude. A Karen even.

Another microdick chinktard identified
You lost
China lost
Chinkshit lost
TaiWON won
USA won
Valve won

It's just a thread about the most confortable handheld and you lost before you entered.
Balding manlet.

Keep projecting your insecurities microdicklet

says I'm projecting

calls me microdick

You def have issues.you either don't have a dick, have a small dick or despite not being small is seems not to give you the results you seek.
Pick your loss now.
Don't forget the charger!

Kek see you tomorrow. Enjoy your sinking thread. Good ragebait thread chinkshit slurper.

Some zoomer is apparently making a magnetic clip on controller. I might actually try it out if it's not stupid expensive.

I preorded the mcon for $99. Itll be $150 once it hits the market.

my thread

Fuckin kek. Sure buddy.
Enjoy being a Karen. Peak femcel psychology where to feel good ypu need to belittle others.
Me i can say i like my rg556 but in order for youbto like your deck you first need to find the reasons why others are less than your deck.
You mimcked you mommy well while growing up. Rofl

You lost lol

Only if you think so.
Now don't forget your charger lol

lmao youre so butthurt
you lost btw

Ha u lost

Nah u lost lmao

Your mum will die soon if you reply.
You're about to loose so much more anon!

Lol dont care
You lost lmao

Alright i lost. I've got priciples.
I rather lose a chad than win a tranny i also tell you.
So you win and you're a tranny. That's your only option on winning.
Also your mum is dying

Mogs every single handheld you've ever owned

This doesn't look like it would fit in my pocket like real handhelds did

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Not reading whatever you said because you lost lmao

Mum die

mung daal

you lost lmao

First good post.
I tell you what. When they'll release the upgrade sp then I'll correct myself and say THAT'S the best handheld. No fat anbernic, or sticks + weak ass build miyoo

I lost as a chad remember.
You won as a tranny and dead mum

You lost so hard lmao

You won a fake pussy.
Also mum.. :(

Biggest loser ITT LMAO

Every reply is a +1 mum death. If your mum is dead it will go to another loved one.
The day it happens you'll think: what did i do to deserve this???
Then you'll remember this stupid convo

+5 death karmum

What the fuck are you two retards arguing about?
If I go back through this reply chain and its something fucking retarded I'm going to insist that you both fuck off and stop posting

whats the point of getting this instead of a phone that does the same thing and more?

Phones are retarded and gay, if I could never own one again I would, but its treated as my fucking ID now so I need one to prove that I exist on the internet.

$150

shit, might pass then. I don't play mobile that much

I DON'T LIKE THING

YOU'RE WRONG THING IS GOOD

NO YOU'RE WRONG AND GAY

NO YOU'RE WRONG AND TRANNY

CHINA CHINA CHINA

FUCK YOU NOT CHINA

YOU'RE WRONG

NO YOU'RE WRONG

NO YOU'RE WRONG

NO YOU'RE WRONG

NO YOU'RE WRONG

SEETHE!

COPE!

CRINGE!

TRANNY!

YOU'RE WRONG! I WIN

NO YOU'RE WRONG, I WIN!

NO I WIN YOU LOSE!

NO YOU LOSE!!

Holy shit you two faggots better be unironic Pajeets or you should be ashamed for this absolutely embarrassing display

What's the point of getting a phone if you can emulate on your pc?
Whats the point of emulating on pc if you can take shrooms and play mario in 3d?
Whats thebpoint of taking shrooms in 3d if you can get high on opium and sleep for hours?
Whats is the point on living if you can end it all and be a spark of consciousness in infinity after pulling the trigger?

What was the point of the qestion again?
Right...

What's the point of getting a phone if you can emulate on your pc?

its handheld

If you make fun of 2 faggots then who is the third?
Making fun of faggots makes you equal to a faggot. Not less.
Faggot

Anyone who dislikes China is a jeet.

West has always disliked China, your greatest ally is in the middle east. Cope, dilate, they are not west.

Dont care you lost lmao

$300 transheld

You answer like it's the obvious as if the answer to uour question hasn't been answered a gazillion times fuckin retard.
Everybody now! What's the point of a handheld if i have a phone?
Do the barrel eye inspection with the other guy will ya

You are both total retards, calm your fucking autism you're arguing about something completely subjective.
Also I called you a pajeet because you're acting like one, not because of China you fuckin sperg.

This was like witnessing a pajeet argument in real time, you fags are one step away from just screaming

FUCK YOU BLOODY

NO FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD

YOU ARE THE BASTARD BLOODY FUCK YOU

NO FUCK YOU BLOODY

BLOODY FUCK YOU!

Not trying to be disrespectful but i think you clearly lost here

you didn't answer anything you're just posting like a lunatic
take your meds

You lost

Pretending not to be a total retard when trying to stop an online kekfrontation.

guys stahp

The ultimate karenjanny

I'm just trying to make at least one of you realize how fucking stupid your reply chain is, I'm just going to leave this thread if the next 200 posts are going to be two spergs replying to each other with

NO YOU!

NO YOU!

NO YOU!

NO YOU!

uhmmm...take your meds!!..yeah that's what they say...I'm cool

What's the point of a handheld when we have phones?

Asked anon with a look of genuine curiosity.
My sides

fat anbernic

it's not that much bigger, besides the version with the terrible sticks looks like a downgrade

China will crash this year, enjoy the slow burn of not being able to afford any new games thanks to Trump and EU tariffs. :D

I'm just trying gays..!!

Whathever Karen. Well it didn't work.
Guess you're the problem now

Shitteded in the bath tub.
Chinkshit won.
Trannies lost.

I have no use for this thus no one has a use for this.

Yikes.

Alright whatever faggots, you two ruined a nice handheld thread, I'm out. Have fun trying to figure out who won at being the most embarrassing faggot

not much bigger

Anything to say about the clicky clickety buttons?
ClickclickclickclicklcickclickCLICKCLICKLCLICKCLICK
C L I C K

One thing i can say is that you most DEFINITELY lost
Lmfao

You, cuz you keep crying. Go back to your controlled Anon Babble where you and that pedotranny who keeps posting the purple/pink clear plastic handhelds operate their hugbox at. LMAO.

+6

They fixed those after the first wave. Besides I thought Anon Babbletranny was all over loud presses and mechanical keys

I've seen you in /vr

Cool. Keep witnessing the power of the rg556 over whatever you have to say

Power of blah blah blah.

How much do you get paid for posting? $0.50cents right? Dilated enough for today?

Is my name vtranny?
Didn't know they addressed that in the second revision? I will check it out

+99999999999 ad infinitum you lost

wow you turned my post from a question to a statement
give this guy a medal!

Wow you really don't know what to say..
Neither do i.
What are you playing? At least tell me you're playing smth

Your mom's pussy.

But in the last moment it bounces back st you and no reversals or possibility to redeem and I'm the only one who can undo the curse.
I WON!

If so then you also lost lol

And someone give the retard medsl for that stupid ad nauseam question.

Don't you guys have phones?

I can belive you even browse /v to be honest. You're perfect reddit toxic cattle always stirring the waters with a karen comment get recked

Moooom anon asked a question on my image board help!!!

Yeah but don't you have reddit and google to ask that question?

don't you guys have phones?

i brought you pepsi. Isn't the same as cola anyways?

it's sunny today, shouldn't you be outside then?

You have the reasoning on a braindead karen. It's amazing to witness honestly

i'm starting to think you're having a melty because you unironically can't answer my question
lmao should have stayed quiet

The only valid contender.

You have to be kidding me man. Look at some point you have to realise wether is you or the person in front of you being retarded.
Now because you're not able to make that distinction i will answer your question.
A dedicated handheld helps me keeping my things organized. I don't have to worry about draining my phone battery or mutting notifications. When i game i game. I get in my gaming place, gaming positio, gaming snacks.
Same thing for when i read. I read on my phone though but that's because i prefer it. But i love me a book too though.
I don't love gaming on my phone though. Tried. Tried controllers. Don't like it. Like many others, for similar reasons.
That's why there's a market for it. Not a small one. And despite that there's always a completely random retard who'll say.

but don't you have phones?

This specimen is always a karen. Either in personality, gender or soul.
It's the one who doesn't get it. The last one to get the joke. The one the world needs to change tonfit his/her needs.
Get fucked now with this reply

Nigga there's a billion reasons to play on a handheld rather than a phone

people keep repeating then over and over and over because retards keep asking the same question ad nauseam

wow good job answering my question
next time try doing that wihout having a schizo meltdown first

Good job saying the same thing every single handheld owner says?
Tune up your irony because you're not even good at that.

same thing same thing same thing

maybe r9k is more your speed autist bro

You belong to reddit, controlled opposition and gatcha games.

don't you guys have phones?

Just leave bro. I doubt anyone can read your shit without sighing

don't you guys have phones?

that wasn't even my question

hmm ok so i just finished reading the thread and it sounds like the deck didn't do very well huh? maybe next time it won't be as 'shitted' and 'flopped' as you are all saying

Too big for me. I'm not exaggerating when i say the size and trackpads are too much. Smaller deck and no trackpads would be an absolute buy for me but deck owners bc they paid their price in blood for their decks they need to defend it's superiority attacking others making them litteral decktrannies

As you can see in this absolute dogshit thread yet again, only budget chinkheld and Deck owners play games. Remember this when shopping for a handheld, lest you functionally become a woman who browses reddit (see filenames), wearing garbage electronics as an identity and taking stupid faggot pictures to show everyone online just like an applefag would.

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Get lost santiago...

i'm white...

I got the pics from google you absolute twat. If you're here you're no less, balding cunt. And btw you never left

That's what santiago claims...

ok tranny...

I'm not questioning your ethnicity I'm just calling you santiago. Sounds like a dumb name name to me right now.
I'm not planning on transitioning no.

200 posts in this thread

almost 100 of them are two idiots fighting

Anyway, I just want more actual "handhelds" like the gameboy line, I'm tired of pretending that these giant portable consoles are the same thing as a gameboy or a PSP, its a totally different type of product that doesn't serve the same niche.

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That's what xer claims...

They're not pretending anything.
It's amazing how you say without saying nothing at all.
If you want a portable like psp with oled screen then fuxkin say it. No need to claim false pretentions. Rp3+ is great for ps1 so that's valid. Plenty others that have the psp size.
Imagine coming to a thread and saying that two idiots are arguing and saying nothing at all at the same time.
The biggest idiot in my opinion.

It's threads like this that reassure me we've got so many newfags around here, "Don't feed the troll" isn't common knowledge anymore.
Oh, don't bother replying to this post here either-I'm out of here as soon as you read this.

One of these days I'm reviving my PSP. It's the only console I really miss playing on.

looks so ugly

I like UMDs, I miss the sound of them spinning up. I'll get a Vita as well at some point.

Loved my 2 psp's and pspgo. Then got the vita1000 and liked it a lot.
Then the 2000 came out. I remember shitting on threads on why would anyone want one if the oled is better.
Then one day a secondhand shop owner showed me his vita2000 and i fell on love. The weight, slightly rounder with plastic instead of metal, slightly bigger buttons. It was perfect. I bought one instantly and never looked back. My fav so far. Playing as we speak!

How much does it cost?

Before tariffs, you could get one on Ali for $150-$175. No clue about now.

I'm waiting for the 'eck 2.

button layout

based

this plus my smasnug galaxy s22+ is way better

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This looks reallyyy good anon. What controller?

I genuinely can't understand why handhelds are still a thing or who the fuck buys them. It used to make some sense back when these devices could literally fit in your pocket and when I was a kid being dragged around on car trips all the time. And when SMARTPHONES didn't exist. But all I ever see is adults with these large game tablets. Why? Either you are working or you are home where you can play on PC. Yeah maybe I get like a 30 minute lunch break or bus ride between then. But how addicted are you that you have to spend that small time gaming? What would I rather do? Read on my phone and enjoy the scenery. Or be a cringey adult with a large carrying case for my gaymen device, boot it up, barely make any progress, and potentially get heckled by strangers asking what the fuck I'm doing?

gamesaar x3 pro
has a fan which is good because samsung phones get red hot during gamin

If you dont know, then you don't know.

Yet here you are on a gaming thread.
Most women would call you childish and then you would have to side with us but now from your high horse you call us childish.
Say your fav game then let's see who is childish

TRVKE

There you go. If your handheld get flaming hot it's not good. Rg556 wins.

Literally the same faggot

Phonejeets really see no problem with this.

I can't stomach it. Don't know if it's the 20/9 screen, telescopic controller, do not disturb mode, heat or all together.
I simply can't game on my phone

60 buckerinos.
The absolute state of this indians.
Nah give me my chinck daugh..