Now I'll just pirate out of spite

Now I'll just pirate out of spite.

But then you'll just brick your system

Piratefags aren't customers. No one gives a shit if you can't pirate games anymore, and it's not like Nintendo was getting your money anyway.

You didn't have enough money to begin with to afford Switch 2, imagine being broke.

oops I bought a used SD card

Guess my Switch 2 days are over.

Is this a fucking raid or something, who keeps making these Nintendo threads

just don't go online

It's not a raid, these faggots have been doing this for years. The switch 2 launch just has them working overtime.

it's kinda sad that you are crying in the other threads about "shilling". And here you hare, hourly screencaps, for some peanuts like the monkey you are.

Five hundred dollars isn't a lot of money for my hobby.

But the paywalling, stonewalling, and fagwalling is getting noisome.

well it's 500 dollars plus 80 dollar tip per game then of course all the paywalling, stonewalling, and fagwalling after that

Yes, it's getting pretty obvious they want less money and more misery.

NOOO WHY DOES A COMPANY PROTECTS ITS PRODUCTS AND IPS, IM ENTITLED TO GET EVERYTHING FOR FREE

You all complain about communism and yet, you dont like how companies work in a free market economy, fuck you all

There is a big line between protecting your products and harming your customers.

Poor customers, they just want to break the terms and conditions and steal shit, they are clearly the victims here

pirates

customer

Fucking entitled bitches

Can’t PC developer ban emulates and piracy next?

If I buy a product then it should be mine to do whatever I want with. I purchased it with my money, it's mine now. If I want program it into an AI bot that shits on Nintendo on taiwanese basket weaving forums I should be able to. The only thing Nintendo should be able to do is deny me their services if I misuse their product, which is their right as a company. They should be able to disable sending updates to that hardware ID, ban the ID from accessing online services or the store, and so on. But everything else? That's fair game.

*Super Switch

Which game is $80 beside Mario Kart which is included in the $500 section of your comment?

Hahahaha
I think that's a great idea

I'm confused. Pirates said they were never going to buy it anyeay, so they aren't customers. How is this harming customers?

You already can't "do whatever you want" with it, because nintendo already has shit in place to prevent piracy. At what point is it "too much"? If you have a bricked switch, you can still do whatever you want with it. Solve the problem on your own and unbrick it.

Now I'll just pirate out of spite.

Buy a PC. Shop from GOG. Profit.

emulates

now what japs? my PC my rules

again, this is already a thing. going online has always ran the risk of bricking your system, they're just telling you, OFFICIALLY, now, "hey, we'll fuck you up. don't mess around".

Shop

No

Difference is now Nintendo can actually do it

implying pirates weren't already doing that to begin with

Remember. You will own nothing and you will be happy!

Who the fuck are these people talking too

Oh yeah, i have this retard filtered.

THEY SAID THE SAME SHIT ABOUT THE SWITCH 1 DUMBASSES

Anon Babble pirates

o yeah, the tough boys that post emulators logo all days, and when they get really mad at people laughing, they make a screencap of zip files and link youtube videos of the tutorial "running" at 5 fps on their mom's machine.

they always could ban your account though. It's only new in your head

It's not just pirates that suffer from third party software bricking their system.

I'm sure you realize, existing in the 21st century, that third party software is all around us.

You are paying for what they are offering you. They arent lying about the product, you are supposed to read all the terms and conditions beforehand. Everyone knows modyfing a console is beyond the intended use, and they are letting you know the console (which none of us has at the moment) will implement it day 1.

Dont like it? Just dont buy it, no one is forcing you with a gun to buy a Nintendo.

That's a very legal way of looking at it, but it isn't practical in the long term.

Consoles died for me with paid online. The last I bought was a ps3. People bitch about the console's price, albeit honestly it isn't too bad, but every single console has a retarded ass price the moment you account for paid online. It's fucking bullshit.

They arent lying about the product, you are supposed to read all the terms and conditions beforehand

If they aren't selling you a "product" and instead selling you a "rental" that they can revoke at any time they need to make this clear in their advertising. Burying it in the terms and conditions is illegal in the EU and it should be illegal in the US if they weren't a bunch of corporate cock suckers.

I am not a nigger. I buy the games i like. On GOG only. Pirate everything else.

This. I held out until the Wii U and was on board with buying a Switch until they announced they would abandon their free online policy. I'm not paying twice for my internet.

pirate out of spite

You were never going to buyed anyway, bro

IP deserves to be disrespected.

Why didn't you have this reaction when they used the same exact language for user agreements on the Wii, WiiU, and the 3DS?

Microsoft and Sony have had the same policy since 2005/2006, how is this news exactly?

"Is that a new Nintendo console coming out next month? Better spam anti threads with the discord boys!"

Good, piratefags got too smug during the Switch

Use-value applies to almost every single commodity (except money), even if if its a service (understanding commodity not just as a physical product of labour, but a product of labour made to be exchanges in the market). You can enjoy the use-value of a console and digital games, you are paying the exchange-value of the commodity so you can enjoy the use-values of said thing. Beyond our social relationships (cause thats what production and trade is), theres nothing. Once you die, you wont take anything with you, stop fetichizing the commodity

burying

Except they are telling you upfront how it works, otherwise we wouldnt have this thread

This has more serious concerns for mods that fix problems caused by nintendo.
Run a mod to make online better in smash? Want to edit your save file to unlock all the characters for a party night? Now your switch is bricked, fuck you.

Japan is the worst country for this shit and has the worst, most retarded devs.

Great. Then it's not a purchase it's a lease. Make this clear in the advertising and sale of the console and we're golden. Otherwise the EU is going to fuck Nintendo in the ass.

I only wanted to play games for free Nintendo is so anticonsumer

all it takes is one autistic hacker to get a hold of the servers and send the brick code to every console that updates it for this bullshit to stop

Pirates will find a way to pirate anyway, and regular paying customers will get hit with false positives. This happens every time.

Back up your nands. Problem solved

Too bad 99% of real life hackers waste their effort in stupid shit instead of what really matters (videogames)

one day they will see the light

Nintendo's little crusade against piracy is so funny. It won't change shit. It reminds me of when the movie and music industry went nuts in the mid 00's until they realized not only is it impossible to stop but piracy =/= lost sales in any noticeable capacity and they're just wasted huge sums of money trying to combat it.

I think if there's a way to piss off tens of thousands of people while also fucking over a major company, someone will do it. Trolling is at the heart of every hacker.

Nintendo bricks console for anyone pirating

"I'll just pirate"

Enjoy your bricked console I guess

Imagine paying 80 dollars for childrens games, nintendofags wonder why they are 40 year old virgins whose entire social life is posting on Anon Babble.

Eight more years of seething.
EIGHT MORE YEARS.

im gonna buy a launch switch 2 and leave it in the box until its hacked.
then imma never let it connect ot the internet.

You're an idiot if you think they can. You think they just let every console they've made be piracy machines and only suddenly thought this was a good idea? You're a dipshit and nintendo is fucking stupid. They can't even do shit about hack switches playing online currently.

8 more years of virginity

implying you would be able to pirate

maybe after 2-3 years

just dont connect it to the internet

now what, nintendo?

No, because the PC is a completely open platform, making it impossible to ban them. Unless Nintendo goes after the emulator developers and programmers, it would create a massive backlash, as creating an emulator is both legal and free.

Piracy is suits' bogeyman for underwhelming sales. If they admit that games failed solely on internal problems, then someone is going to lose job.

Run a mod to make online better in smash? Want to edit your save file to unlock all the characters for a party night? Now your switch is bricked, fuck you.

Not our problem. PC with the emulator can get around it. Always. Nintendo can't do anything about it, so they will screw the customers by bricking the switch instead. lol

Japan is the worst country for this shit and has the worst, most retarded devs.

No shit

Just stop giving Nintendo your money, worst case you miss out on bing bing wahoo, is that really so bad? Life is short and there are plenty of far better games that get released all the time than anything Nintendo makes, let alone ones in the past where PC users have a nigh infinite catalog.

Buy something

Use it however you want

Oy vey goyim, $CORPORATION doesn't like that so we'll brick your product and steal you're money

Why is this allowed in all the world?

Consolefags were like

"I OWN MY GAYMES"

What now ?

Consolefags started taking it up the ass the moment they accepted paid online as standard

cuz they had no choice despite pc was right there. They are too retarded to use PC.

Unless Nintendo goes after the emulator developers and programmers

that's what they did, and not 3DS and Switch emulation is a shadow of what it was a year ago. It's been almost entirely frozen

*and now

why arent you sucking miyamoto's balls 24/7 like me?! You must be a discord raider!

I can still take a Switch 2 game and sell it, can you say the same?

Console will stay, xbots

Good goy! Pay up $50 per month for online! Without online, your paid DLCs will not work. :^)

playstation.com/en-us/legal/ps5-ssla/

If SIE Inc determines that you have violated this Agreement's terms, SIE Inc may itself or may procure the taking of any action to protect its interests such as disabling access to or use of some or all System Software, disabling use of this PS5 system online or offline, termination of your access to PlayStation™Network, denial of any warranty, repair or other services provided for your PS5 system, implementation of automatic or mandatory updates or devices intended to discontinue unauthorized use, or reliance on any other remedial efforts as reasonably necessary to prevent the use of modified or unpermitted use of System Software.

SIE Inc, its affiliates and licensors reserve the right to bring legal action in the event of a violation of this Agreement. SIE Inc may participate in governmental or private legal action or investigation relating to your use of System Software.

So why did no one care when Sony did this?

Hello game journo

simp is so angry it creates scenarios in its head

sony fucks their players in the ass all the time, Nintendo should be able to fuck me too

Every one did, I didn't buy a gaystation just like I won't buy this pos either

The already did the same with the switch

disabling access to or use of some or all System Software, disabling use of this PS5 system online or offline, termination of your access to PlayStation™Network, denial of any warranty, repair or other services provided for your PS5 system, implementation of automatic or mandatory updates or devices intended to discontinue unauthorized use, or reliance on any other remedial efforts as reasonably necessary to prevent the use of modified or unpermitted use of System Software

This is sony saying they’ll just cut off access to online and games, meanwhile nintendo will LITERALLY BREAK YOUR ENTIRE SYSTEM

>disabling access to or use of some or all System Software

Tell me how this isn't saying they'll brick your system if they want.

Want to cheat?

Want to cheat/steal?

spoiled brat

Implying you'll be able to

Won't this get the living fucking shit sued out of them?

IT IS OK WHEN SONY DOES IT!

All consoles since the PS360 have this capability.
Plugging a blackbox to the internet is asking for not having any control over it.

This and the fact they all have e-fuses that once blown, don't allow you to install older firmwares.
All the companies right not are like 5 lines of code away from blowing every e-fuse in your console, permanently bricking it.

Banning your account from online features didn't brick your system.

Judge, it's in my right to modify the console I purchased however I want

What were you modding your console for?

...

Backup saves my ass.

A company purposefully destroying your device if you use it in a way they don't approve of doesn't fly, Apple got in enough trouble over degrading performance of your old iPhone as it is.

Snoyggers and Tendies won't dare destroy their beloved company. They'll take it up. Lmao, now you know why they deserve to be called cucksole peasants.

I-I CAN SELL MY GAMES!

Kek imagine being these poor

Hum..chuddie, you didn't buy a console you paid for a licence to use the console, Nintendo still owns it you agreed to the ToS

they won't
stop being a diva

e-fuses

You're telling me it actually breaks your console? Not that it installs some kind of lock on it? That can't be legal.

No judge is going to ask the 2nd unless you're in a kangaroo court in a 3rd world like Japan, it stops at it being your right as you purchased the device. Old people still running things need to step down and retire so we stop getting buttfucked by anti-consumer corps as these old farts don't know dick all about technology.

judge asking an irrelevant and leading question

What 3rd world are you from, bro?

Yep.
To be precise, e-fuses are used to stop you from downgrading the firmware.
Every time you install an update, the console will burn the number of e-fuses that are equivalent to the version you just installed, so the previous ones will not work.
However, it is entirely possible to use all of em to install a bricked update you can't downgrade from.

REEEEEE, stop trying to prevent piracy

Do thirdies really?

Remember, it's okay when nintendo does it

say he to a male sounding person

gets your switch 2 burned to a crisp

yfw the emulator comes out week 1-2 because their software architecture didnt change all that much between switch 1 and 2

You kinda brought this on yourself, since you're buying proprietary garbage. Xbox, Ps5, Switch, it doesn't matter. You wanted convenience, so you traded freedom for it.

ACfag thread

Not even worth pirating. Pirating shows that there's still interest in their product. I have no interest in Nintendo or anything they make.

Fuck nintendo and fuck nintendiggers

Have you tried not being broke?

frognigger

You're one "that guy is good" from having your switch 2 burned, account lost and perma-banned from any nintendo product ever.
Unless you have enough money to buy nintendo themselves.

piratefags get cocky

parade around talking about how they steal every single switch game

Nintendo gets tired of it

WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED??? WHY IS NINTENDO DOING THIS FOR NO REASON???

lol

i'm fine with giving nintendo an self-destruct button because they will ONLY use it for piracy

everyone deserves to suffer because of the actions of the few

Have you tried making games that are worth 80 dollars?

You don't consider this to be worth 80 dollars?

You should listen to this guy about harming people, he's an actual dark skinned flat big nosed nigger irl that buys fetish shit for people on Discord so he would know a thing or two about passing on punishment to others.

yeah because nintendo is a benevolent company and was perfectly okay with piracy before those dastardly shitposters starting shitposting about it online, except that their entire fucking history shows otherwise, it's just now their systems are so far behind modern technology that fighting jailbreaking, modifications and emulations is impossible for them so they just brick your console instead of actively preventing it

This was the same cope as when they shut down AM2R.

you don't understand, they purposely waited for it to be done because they love fangames!

lmao

I have a car, there's an Amazon van over there that probably has Switch games in it, and the crew is unarmed.
Yeah, i can pirate Switch games

I haven't used discord in months, possibly years.

Yes, and...? How do I unsubscribe from your blog?
Nintendo will do just fine without your purchase that you wouldn't even have made in the first place anyway. And you will seethe impotently.

pretty sure thats 60 bucks bro

Buy a car

Car company fills it with tiny bombs that explode inside it, killing all the wiring and rendering the car inoperable if you install a part they don't like

This is bad

Buy a monitor

Monitor company fills it with tiny bombs that explode inside it, killing all the wiring and rendering the monitor inoperable if you use it on a PC brand they don't like

This is bad

Buy a Switch 2

Nintendo fills it with tiny e-bombs that explode inside it, killing the entire system and rendering it inoperable if you install a game they don't like

This is good, actually!

Explain yourselves right now

The Switch 2 doesn't even look worth a pirate, I'll just ignore it and forget it exists