If there was a Warhammer 40K visual novel or dating sim, would you want it to keep the grimdark tone, or lean more into the comedic side of the IP?
If there was a Warhammer 40K visual novel or dating sim, would you want it to keep the grimdark tone...
another tau coomer thread made by the same retarded porn addict who will spam the same images as the past 5 threads
GENOCIDE ALL TAU COOMERS NOW
40k dating sim
Yeah just end this franchise now, what's the point anymore?
is 40k serious or is it comedic?
The franchise is killing itself without outside help. Musing about hypotheticals that will ever happen won't kill it faster.
It's both, depends what you want from it. Even just playing Dark Tide and listening to what the characters say is funny. Or the funny environmental story telling in Space Marine 2 like the yeah priest that fell off the ladder.
I think a survival adventure game where you need to survive on an undeveloped planet with a xeno who's also marooned there would be cool. Enemy Mine style. Have multiple endings so there is a story path where you are friends by the end, or you kill them.
Depends on the route?
You bugger the Tau
The inquisitor blams you
You bugger the elf
Whoops, that's a dark elfdar in disguise, you're the one getting buggered
you bugger inquisitor
That's the comedic one
I like the idea of death being a likely outcome for most routs.
try to romance a sister of battle
she just shoots you
Well that part depends on the specific order.
game randomly rolls order for the sister
you better do a good job of recognizing the insignia because if you fuck you're getting strapped into the penitent engine.
TAU WOMEN DONT LOOK LIKE THAT
sure they do
yeah they do
they don't but i do
Remove romance and make it a co-op game like A Way Out and it could be interesting.
I just did an image search, all the results look like that.
Wait til Netflix makes a 40k show, all tau will be black women. Nobody cares about canon.
A lone guardsman survives a Tau attack
He is captured and used are a breeding slave by Tau kweens
I'd watch it
They would be painted blue so it wouldn't matter.
Water cast is made for human men
You are part of the problem that is killing 40k.
I know nothing about 40k I'm just here to jerk off to blue chicks
Dating Sims are for losers and faggots
grimdark can be comedic, it's so over the top you just end up laughing
Based
If there was aACK…
I have coomer fatigue
Then why do you open Anon Babble? Have you seen the thread thumbnails in the catalog?
I love vidya but hate secondaries
uses Anon Babble buzzword
Secondary is derived from the Latin secundarius
The word is older than both of us combined, cumbrain
akshually
You just want toa argue for no reason?
Realistically, what would you even talk to your T'au girlfriend about?
the compatibility of the tau and human genome
uuuuh, and deltarune i guess
do you make the star wars milk?
defending secondaries
I want a Primarch dating sim. Imagine dating Guilliman or Konrad.
sorry but sisters are better
youtube.com
only notable 40k WEG has a female protagonist
squandered potential
gunpla
I can't take the universe seriously but I also don't find anything likable in any of the factions. Wouldn't bother dating anything in this unive
yeah any lore past like a 3 sentence summary of a faction is dogshit for baby edgelords. thats why i play 'nids
Not even a Kroot?
Grimdark. Romance in the grimdark 40k IS comedic, if you do it right.
What the fuck is that thing. It's not even an appealing xenobird like turians.
post your army
Why are you obsessed with this dogshit setting and jew company?
wake up to her chopping off a finger to eat
No thanks
Gyatt! She thiiiiiiccc
If she promises not to eat me, then sure.
They should have added a female Turian squad mate into the first fucking game instead of waiting until releasing that piece of shit Andromeda to do it.
tfw no kroot giantess gf
It truly is a sad state of affairs
Okay, don't even try to deny it this time, this has to be the right thread.
fucking space elves
Should femboy tau be from water-caste, fire-caste, or earth-caste?
Water caste has them willowy and graceful, fire has them be more twinky, and earth has them be uber curvy and fat-assed.
basically this
40K is about dumbfuck retarded mass racism wars and extreme violence and alien invasions
dude what it romance
BRO
realistically there should be a few sectors that decided to fuck off that war spam fostered by all factions in warhammer, except maybe orks and tyranids (hard maybe since genestealers are a thing), but the whole point of 40k is the extreme retarded wars.
40k dating sims should be their own setting plus I'm not going to fuck someone that has pig feet what the fuck is WRONG with you
2.75 lines about the musket
4 lines about what a shithole some Bong city is
Didn't someone crunched the numbers and it turned that there aren't that many wars in Warhmammer universe? Like, it's exactly the same kind of deal we have right now - there are wars over the world, just a few days ago an armed conflict broke out between two nuclear states, yet most of the Earth population isn't directly affected by it.
If they had pushed the button we would have. But yes i get your point and fully agree.
I don't know, but I know there's a fucking tyranid swarm currently glomping the entire galaxy due to their sheer numbers. that should be enough of a threat.
"crunching numbers" in 40k is the definition of futility, because GW is awful at math. Generally, the majority of planets are mired in some sort of conflict or another, whether it be xenos, heretics, chaos, or just plain anarchy.
I don't worry about them.
Generally, the majority of countries are mired in some sort of conflict or another.
Daily coomer theads made by secondary faggots
Just jerk off and leave 40k alone, you want generic blue anime tits and don't give a fuck about it
I want Torchstar to rearrange my guts
With a penis, right?
that's right
grimdark
I hate this new meme so much.
But yeah, I guess
How would you describe the 40k setting aesthetic?
Start painting minis
i just want a tyranid wife
you're simping for this
I am well aware, and I still would.
Tau elemental GF?
Tau tummy
Tautachans more like.
She's here to extract your semen
I want to fuck Slaanesh into submission by gathering the combined power of all the ugly bastards, hypersexual shotas and NTR dudes in fiction.
so no different than actual humans IRL vs anime depictions?
new meme
IIRC the original "grim darkness of the far future" quote was added in 3rd edition
unf
forgot pic
tfw no cultist gf
It is a satirical setting that is often played entirely straight because that is apparently what sells.
kroot smell like shit to humans, anon, don't do it, ciaphan cain himself said it
There already is a warhammer dating sim, it's called Rogue Trader, and it mostly kept the grimdark tone.
It's comedic but the fans are too dim to notice it.
tabletop is the primary media and her model looks far closer to this
Still would
Perfection. Her sexual reward no-no area is slightly fat, like a tiny boy's penis. So cute. I love it.
it's all about dat sweet kroot cloaca
Why are pedos like this?
seek help
Help with what?
I accept your concession.
normal tau
massive boobed tau
femboy tau
even futa tau
So this... is the power of the greater good....
It sure is
This is the most heretical thing I have ever seen in my life
Literally the same images as the last thread.
people aren't making enough big tit tau images
The God Emperor of Mankind is NOT for sex
so stop forcing it witht he same spammy one, generate slop if you have to
Stop wanting to betray your species and lord.