Itt: call me names so I don't install the easy parry/evade mod

itt: call me names so I don't install the easy parry/evade mod

That's the first thing I would do if I played this

just don't parry, use dodge and get some VIT helps you through

what is the safeword so I stop calling you names if you start feeling bad

Stop playing shit that Anon Babble recommends

Just play on easy difficulty?

I'm 45 and finished the game on normal without any mods. Are you saying your reflexes are worse than an old man?

if you're bad at the game just play on easy, pump vitality and spam dodge

Doesn't the combat of this game look like some really bad ElvUI addon ?

I just turned on auto-QTE in the accessibility settings so I can focus on dodging and shit without also worrying about my abilities

Feels like Pokémon to me

Doesn't this game have an "accessibility option" for parries? Why do you need a mod?

Asmongold is beating the game on Expert. That's how easy the parry/evade window is. Are you really worse than a balding goblin?

Past a certain age a man should stop playing with pokemons

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just play on story mode.
unless thats too hard for you. lol
the parry timing is a little more forgiving but the dodge timing gives you like 2 business days to press a button. unless youre REALLY, REALLY fucking bad at video games.

no, its only for the QTE attacks.

if you think the game becomes more fun with those mods, go right ahead
it's a singleplayer game and you're posting anonymously for fucks sake

What mods do I download so the game is less of a badly unoptimized UE5 bloatfest.
Yeah I know I should probably upgrade but holy fuck this is the worst for me so far.

It's a single player game anon, just install whatever the fuck you want. However the mod to give everyone huge throbbing cocks is mandatory.

Just pump vitality.

yeah UE5 can be bad but this sounds like a (you) problem if anything.
just because you have a toaster doesnt mean everything should run on that toaster.
upgrade your shit, poorfag.

nah go for it, game is probably too hard for you anyway

I'm a washed up old man and I did it on expert, only simon was too much for me , and gommage wiped him out before I could fully learn his patterns.

If you play at 120fps or above, you're permitted to install the mod

you slut!

just press the button when the enemy makes the attack sound bro

The only time you really need to turn into parry god is vs Simon. Every other fight is doable. How are people so shit at games?

Why do people think being good at games is meaningful in any way

Nigga just play it on story mode lmao

How do I beat Simon?

Gitgud or cheese him

The window for the jump counter attacks is so ridiculously large. What were they thinking?

Shut up

Unless this shit gets way harder later on, I'm about 10 hours in, have not been sober for one second of the experience, and the only fight I've had to retry was the chromatic troubadour.

Guys please appease my humilation kink ooooh yeah omg I'm gonna cooooom uguuuuuu

You are a bunch of bullshiters

I simply press RB if I'm feeling confident and B if I'm not.

normal

lmao oh grandpa

so I don't install the easy parry/evade mod

Why not just select the easy difficulty? It already plays itself at that point. I struggle to think of what purpose a mod to make it even easier would even do.

theres a massive difficulty jump in Act 3 (not the main bosses) but after a bit of grind you start oneshotting everything again

Never understood the appeal of games where you pick attacks from a menu, I mean how is that even a game lole