You guys will argue about anything

you guys will argue about anything

It's already been solved repeatedly to just attack at night

This wouldn't work because the moon would snitch on the tanks and warn the sun.

this
also a bottle of water hard counters the sun aswell

One tank draws aggro from the sun

Stall out until nighttime

Ez clap

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retardio thinks attacking the Moon qualifies as beating the Sun

What a shameless coward you are.
No (you).
The real solution is antirad armor and fireproof wards.

drinks fire resistance potion

what now sun?

tank wins if the mission is to grab fuel

what counts as beating the sun?

turning it off duh

Anon Babblesauce already answered this
youtube.com/watch?v=BLKRcQR12oM

1 trillion tanks = 1e12 tanks
tanks is about 300 kg
so that's about 300e12 kg
sun has a mass of 2e30 kg

my bet is on the sun, no question about it

i dunno man. i don't weigh as much as a rock but if a rock fell on my head it would hurt a lot and the rock would still be ok

the sun because if you kill the sun then everyone using the tanks dies

This. Also the sun can't hurt you if you just stay cool.

your brain can't imagine 20 orders of magnitude of difference.
macroscopic quantities of matter have on the order of 10^20 atoms

the sun will eventually run out

why does it takes so god damn long?

could you still get a sunburn if you had a fan on you the whole time?

abandoned kino 10 minute interesting tidbits format for fucking shorts and long form videos that are snoozeworthy

how the mighty have fallen

adding more mass to the sun

you realize that would just make it hotter, it's mass-driven fusion

do you not realize how goddamn fucking massive the sun is

the sun will destroy the tanks but the infection will turn the sun into a zombie sun so it's hard to say who comes out ahead

been around for billions of years

it can only expand to die off

I just don't get it.

the sun is powered by fusion energy, which is energy released when atoms fuse into each other, which creates new, heavier atoms and releases a ton of the atom's binding energy in the process. this requires an insane level of heat and pressure to make happen. as more of the suns mass is fused together in its core, its pushed up towards the surface and the sun becomes larger, and less dense. the mass is roughly the same, but its getting spread out over a larger and larger area. thus at a certain point while its expanding, the core is no longer hot and dense enough to produce fusion reactions anymore, and the star collapses

An average tank is around 10 to 12 feet wide according to in-game dialogue and 6 feet wide. However, they also have the musculature of a body builder on steroids who's steroids take steroids. It's hard to estimate their exact mass, the other issue is that bone density and muscle mass would need to be significantly increased to make up for the extra size and weight, so you can't just put two or three body builders side by side and call it a day.
Taking the average animals of a similar size and adding an extra layer of muscle mass instead of fat, which would again be hyper dense muscle, they could be anywhere from 3600 KG to 6000 KG, that's 8,000 to 14,000 lbs.

So given their mass and size combined with their numbers, that's roughly 8 to 14 quadrillion pounds (approximately 3.6 to 6.35 quadrillion kilograms).

The mass of the sun on the other hand is estimated to be around ~1.989 × 10^30 kg (approximately 4.385 × 10^30 lbs).
Which makes the added mass of the 1 Trillion Tanks at 3.6 × 10^15 to 6.35 × 10^15 kg (8 to 14 quadrillion lbs).
Which is tiny to the suns infinitesimally larger mass.
And that's taking into the account that it would even hit the sun (not likely at all), it is more likely it (the tanks) would vaporize into plasma before even touching the sun.
The gravitational potential energy is roughly E=GMm/r, where:

G = 6.674 × 10−11 m3kg−1s−2(gravitational constant),

M = 1.989 × 1030 kg (Sun’s mass),

m = 6.35 × 1015 kg (mass of the material),

r = 6.96 × 108 m (Sun’s radius).

This energy is equivalent to a few seconds of the Sun’s total energy output (luminosity ~3.8 × 10^26 W). Which is a tiny ammount and unlikely to even cause flares and whatnot.

So basically - The tanks lose.

he writes out 300e12 instead of 3e14

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Not if they wear sunglasses and continually rotate as they plunge into the sun to stall the speed at which they get sunburn'd. A speedy rotation is also good for corkscrew attacks, as the sun happens to be weak to those.

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even if the tanks are launched at relativistic speeds to the sun it wouldn't even make a dent

Tank is about 300kg

Wat

It wouldn't even make a dent if they were unrealistically compressed into a tiny ball with the same mass. It wouldn't even create a blackhole. In essence, it'd add fuel to it's fusion like nature but in the grand scheme of things, it'd be like adding 3 extra seconds of higher heat. And not even that much. We'd probably get a heat wave for a day or two.

So the tanks freeze to death instead of burn to death

duuuuuh you can't beat the sun it's WAY too big and strong

That's why you have the Tanks attack Apollo's chariot and destroy it instead, retard. Without it the sun will fall out of orbit.

Since tanks are a carbon based lifeform, too many non-hydrogen elememts will kill a star

Tanks win, throw all of them minus one into the sun and just have it wait as it rapidly dies over the next 1000 years

this actually wouldnt work. if the sun were even 1 inch closer to the earth than it already is then everybody would be scorched to death. 1 inch further and everyone freezes to death. you dont just "aggro the sun"

not even somewhat true, retard. you really think the earth is the same distance from the sun throughout its entire orbit?

realistic answer is the tanks and anything they try would disintegrate before it even gets to the sun's surface, so they wouldn't do shit. HOWEVER, if you take the collective mass of 1 trillion tanks and compressed it into a black hole... then it still wouldn't do shit since it would last seconds at best before evaporating.

Wrong, the sun has a habitable zone stretching from just past the orbit of Venus out past Mars, there's plenty of wiggle room there to try and bait the sun.

Yes? How else do you think it makes a perfect circle around the Earth.

It's just space contracting or expanding between the sun and earth due to temperature changes but the distance remains the same.

Wrong, the sun has a habitable zone stretching from just past the orbit of Venus out past Mars, there's plenty of wiggle room there to try and bait the sun.

thats not true because mars isnt habitable. retard. thanks for proving my point lol.

tank

300kg

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just because it exists in the habitable zone doesn't mean that all of the things existing in it are inhabited anon, it just means that with the right conditions life could exist there.

what if the infusion of tank-based matter poisons the sun with heavier elements (including exotic Special Infected elements) that disrupt and ultimately stifle its fusion process? it doesn't matter much if the tanks all get incinerated if you're degraded into a dead dwarf star as a result

literally every orbit is elliptical including the earth's, there is no perfect circle orbit. its a consequence of basic mathematics and newtons gravitational law.

t. failed physics 1 and astronomy

he believes whatever Jewish experts tell him

being in the habitable zone literally just means a temperature range where liquid water can exist, thats it. life itself requires a shit ton of other things to happen, and the fermi paradox indicates its absurdly, unfathomably rare. being in habitable zone is just one of thousands of variables needed for life to have a chance of existing on a certain planet

2+2=4

wow haha get a load of this guy he trusts the science

I know that, that's why I added the "with the right conditions life could exist there" part at the end, the main thing being argued here is whether earth would get scorched if it moved too much, which is why I brought the habitable zone up.

You can heat up one inch to make it expand but it'll remain a single inch. The sun's not sending much heat into the space between the earth and itself during summer because it's pissed at that time and focusing all the rays on earth to give cancer to Chads. That's why the space between earth and sun is shrinking during that period, it's cooling down.