Famitsu has published its estimated physical game software data for Japan for the two weeks spanning April 21...

LMAO REBIRTH SOLD LIKE 300K COPIES ON LAUNCH AHAHAHAHAHA EXPEDITION 33 DIDN'T EVEN HIT 100K GLOBALLY WITH THOSE PATHETIC NUMBERS LOOOOOOOL

5. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Nintendo, 04/28/17) – 9,623 (6,317,335)

STOP BUYING MARIO KART 8 YOU NIPS FUCKS

Niggers told me Expedition 33 was sold out in Japan KWAB

Probably was, or they sold as much as they thought they needed; you don't sell JRPGs to PS5 owners.

milds STILL hasn’t broken a million

lol

Seriously Switch will never stop selling, Switch 2 is just about to come out and it's just not stopping. Nintendo needs to entice the Japanese with a new Splatoon game or something

PS5 got a "boost" from 7k before GW because there is currently a discounted bundle of PS5 + Wilds, two failed products.
blog.ja.playstation.com/2025/04/23/20250423-ps5/

7. [NSW] Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club: TOKIMEKI Roadmap (Bushiroad Games, 04/24/25) – 8,266 (New)

What is this?

Japs really don't give a fuck about games made outside JP anymore lol.

Will be interesting to see if the Switch 2 can give them a boost.

Nintendo Switch - 56,058 (35,636,857)

Playstation 5 - 20,204 (6,824,864)

This is fucking crazy. No other console stood up this well after its successor was announced.

store.steampowered.com/app/3213690/Love_Live_Nijigasaki_High_School_Idol_Club_TOKIMEKI_Roadmap_to_Future/

You do realize MK is even bigger than Splatoon right

GTA 6 will be the last hope for Playstation in Japan.

Wilds lifetime sales will never reach Rise's first 3 days sales.

Thats fucking D I R E

Oh, it's nothing. Thanks Anon.

1. [NSW] The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy (Aniplex, 04/24/25) – 26,732 (New)

Is this good?

It would be so fucking over for Sony if it not only starts to get outsold by Switch 2 but also continues to lose to the fucking Switch as well. That would be total defeat on a level never seen before.

yes

aniplex

So did Hundred Line get a PS5 version that didnt even chart or is it yet again a Sony developed game that skips sony systems?

lol no, compared to rhe West, Japan barely cares about GTA.

It's genuinely over for every other console manufacturer, Nintendo is gonna dominate Japan for the foreseeable future.

It's fine, doomposters and DRniggers will tell you this is apocalyptically bad but they either don't know or choose not to believe that Famitsu only counts physical sales

Kodaka said it's selling well.

For now it's only PC and Switch

PC and Switch only.

Thats fucking hilarious

If that's true then Rockstar needs to port GTA 6 to Switch 2 or it's not gonna sell there. But it's a pretty garbage company, they don't support future consoles and just wants to resell the same game over and over again.

Pretty sure Kodaka has also begged for money (as a joke haha!) And has also said his company is in danger of going under

Yeah he said this like a month ago, it's not like he's still on his knees begging now

Sony

NOT pushing the cost of ports onto the devs

whoa there champ, let's not get crazy here

Rain Code sold 55,339 during its first week

Hundred Line sold half that in 2 weeks' worth of data

Hmm...

Pretty sure the constant articles and advertisements I see about this shitty meme game says otherwise

Rain Code wasn't on PC on launch

hehe

4. [PS5] Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Kepler Interactive, 04/24/25) – 9,825 (New)

Omelette Due Gommage

switch exclusive

I know the entire world's bearing down for Switch 2 but the game sales seems kinda muted for the Golden Week double header. Console sales are whatever.

Port Stranger of Paradise and get me a Jack Garland amiibo and then we'll talk

people are still buying mario kart 8 deluxe

how in the fuck

Considering the price jump and that Nintendo's "sunsetting" for the Switch still has them releasing games for it in 2026 like the long-awaited Tomodachi 3, it'll probably still hang around as a budget model.

4. [PS5] Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Kepler Interactive, 04/24/25) – 9,825 (New)

That's a lot stronger than I expected. And on PS5 too. That's a huge handicap.
Sandfall better be working on a Switch2 version. They might actually have a huge success in Japan.

Switch sales are great considering they are exactly one month away from a next generation console.

Without a price cut it was innevitable that the PS5 would track below the PS4, and it's only gonna get worse with the Switch 2 and the GTA VI delay.

Xbox may as well not exist now.

1.[NSW] Master Detective Archives: RAIN CODE (Spike Chunsoft, 06/30/23) – 55,339 (New)
2.[PS5] Final Fantasy XVI (Square Enix, 06/22/23) – 37,763 (373,790)

compared to raincode the hundred line seems to be 50/50 pc/switch

It's a great gaem

this is two weeks worth of sales? and the PS5 is only at 20k? isn't golden week suppose to be a major sales boost?

I still don't have it for the switch

It would be so fucking over for Sony if it not only starts to get outsold by Switch 2 but also continues to lose to the fucking Switch as well. That would be total defeat on a level never seen before.

If the Switch 2 is getting the games that the Switch couldn't get but the PS5 did, the Switch 2 could unironically render the PS5 redundant in Japan and reduce its sales.

Flop Obscur

The Hundred Line is the best selling game in Japan for May

Does this mean Kodaka won't have to kill himself now?

For a PS5 game that's huge.

irregular timing stops the spammer making his usual outdated posts

With games being confirmed to work on the new console and some being upgraded, you're getting people buy stuff with intention to both fill the gap and play after it's release.
I think this is two weeks worth, there hasn't been any numbers since mid April and the next should be at normal time on Thursday

Such a long delay after Golden Week ended and they're still dragging our dicks for the top 30. I just want to see if the new Gal Guardians charted at all.

Yes, two weeks, they both technically got a boost, ps5 was at 7k before GW and you should really ask too much from Switch by this point but it managed to stay at 25k.

[PS5] Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves (SNK, 04/24/25) – 6,302 (New)

Ronaldogods what the FUCK is this

Look how much it sold in TWO WEEKS, its a giga flop.

perhaps there is something wrong with the japanese market if your game can top the chart and thats not enough money to wipe your ass let alone avoid bankruptcy

nintendo is the only game in town in nipland

Isn't it a niche game for trannies?

He’s too busy making seethe threads to notice. Where was last weeks thread I know the week before was golden eeek but why was there no thread last week?

the market is currently stalling since they're all waiting on the switch 2. All the software on the switch 2 is gonna be a boon again.

That hurts
Steam users told me the game sold way more on consoles

Honestly, they should've worked on getting a Switch 2 version ready for launch, it was so close.

The again, they would have to compete with the SF6 port lol.

To be fair, GTA VI will sell so well elsewhere, they really won't give a fuck whether or not it sells in Japan.

>irregular timing stops the spammer making his usual outdated posts

He's been making dozens of dozens of seethe threads these weeks. The new thing he's pushing is that Mario Kart World is using AI.

It makes sense for the JP industry to wait for a new platform, to this day I'll never understand why the west is promoting gta 6 as the savior of the western game industry, it is most likely going to be its downfall(bloated budgets, bloated dev time, predatory microtransactions that have nothing micro in them, etc.)

Take-Two are greedier than most companies, of course they care about the Japanese market. And with perhaps Xbox exiting consoles forever they need the additional money. Line go up forever, fren

10. [PS5] Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves (SNK, 04/24/25) – 6,302 (New)

Holy shit what happened
I think more people bought Mai's DLC in Street Fighter than bought Mai's actual game.

I unironically believe clickbait related is true

this is total BS. Rockstar hates Nintendo

Takashi forgot to update the data on Famitsu.

If it was coming at launch they would have said so by now but later isn't impossible. The biggest problem is the CPU.

Damn. No shitposting. Did every retard finally get range banned?

Rockstar hates Nintendo

What a ridiculous statement, are you a child? This is just business not a kindergarten, nobody hates anybody unless they are preventing them from making more money

I don't think they would add Switch 2 immediately obviously because Nintendo didn't give them money, but they will have it ready for when they release it on PC

They're on the Zelda seethe thread.

Switch 1 could topple the PS2's lifetime sales without ever getting a price cut

I hope the Switch 2 version of Fatal Fury is already in the works so they can be saved

They didn't even bother releasing GTA5 on the Switch despite it being a PS360 game, Nintendo audience are irrelevant to them, especially Japan, few thousand units won't even be pocket change to them.

says this

makes Final Fantasy 17 a PS6 exclusive

LEAVE SHITTENDO ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Switch 2 is confirmed to be weaker than a PS4 so a port it's no going to be possible sadly.

C'mon now, it's not happening.
Rockstar is pretty good at optimizing stuff but there's no way it runs on something slightly more powerful than a PS4.

That happened for the Switch version because Square is fucking retarded and refuse the accept reality

Why should Capcom care when globally Wilds sold more than anything else they've ever sold?

Source? Since when did PS4 have 12GBs of RAM and play 4K games?

Jesus.
It sales were overly frontloaded because of Monster Hunter World, but it was awful legs.
Is there any other MH game with worst long term performance?

Not having it on the Switch, and with no Switch 2 version in sight, was a colossal fuck up.

i wonder how the older GTA like IV do the NPC AI. It was great, and not all that CPU heavy. Why are modern NPC so CPU dependent.

Yeah I've noticed.
Hilarious that he has to make up problems and hope it catches on before someone can disprove it.
He couldn't structure an actual argument to save his life, only go back to playground namecalling.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see. I personally think their need to earn back $2 billion in costs (+ marketing) will force their hand a little, but it's a risky bet, I know.

Steam users told me the game sold way more on consoles

So it flopped on Steam too? I didn't even realize this shit was out already.

4K games

*via DLSS + fake frames

I'm honestly more shocked about someone not owning it already

Famitsu on Monday? I doubt that.

And a eula seethe thread, and a spec seethe thread right now

Anon switch 2 doesnt have frame gen, we have known this for almost a year, get better bait.

Miku wouldn't lie like this.

Are you retarded? Why would they delay the game for that? They could just get people to double dip instead, R* is the only company who don't release their games on PC the same day as consoles anymore because they know they can get people to double dip, and you think they'll delay GTA6 for that tablet?

how about you double dip on deeze nuts?

No GTA 5 on Switch

I believe it

Even if that unsubstantiated rumor is true, R* still wouldn't have any trouble making that much money with just their week 1 sales plus shark cards and microtransactions within a month at most.

Another 7 years of repeating that and being proven wrong all the time? Sure, go for it

Companies can't release games whenever they want lol. They wanted GTA 6 to come out in 2024, internally, then this year 2025, got delayed again to 2026.

There's just more stuff, more stuff to "think" about like physics, more NPCs, Because they're getting bigger and bigger so you gotta account for every single NPC inside vehicles and all of the walking NPCs and if the whole interior thing is true then they gotta make sure the cops etc can actually respond realistically. GTA 4 and 5 didn't have that much going on compared to 6.

Yeah, they're delaying so the $100 price tag will be more easily accepted in a year

6. [PS5] Monster Hunter Wilds (Capcom, 02/28/25) – 9,050 (806,909)

this really is pathetic numbers for a MH game

I'm honestly starting to believe the macaco or the pig is pic related. Their behavior is the same and they post non-stop hate towards Nintendo every day. They even reply to any tweet or comment anything Nintendo-related just to shit on them.

Yesterday he was making thread after thread where he samefagged anti-Exp33 threads/posts with replies accusing all the hate from coming from "tendies".
Fucking pathetic.

Tendies are overestimating the thing, in my opinion, but Switch 2 is factually better on pure specs numbers alone.

I hope this don't stop them from making a proper game for the Switch 2 instead of hastily porting wilds to recover their losses, I'll rather get Rise 2 over this

Just block 'em. I use channel blocker, works fairly well.

the top of Amazon JP

niggercreed got that with 400 copies

Yeah because it's not finished, not because Switch 2 is coming out, which they already knew would be doing so.
Try looking at global numbers instead.

I wonder if the key card stuff will mean the end of famitsu threads.

GTA6 probably will break the $100+ price point after everything that has happened these months.

Physical is dropping, its generally seen as 1/3rd or all sales and doesn't even factor in the rising popularity of PC which is 99% digital.
That and it being a game before it's had the updates and expansion.

Key cards are still a physical sale though
Why would that end Famitsu?

for 2 weeks worth of sales, these are some pretty weak software numbers. Solid week for hardware though

Not sure about overestimating, but not everything has to run at 4k 60fps, the Switch kept getting impossible ports, I don't need the Switch 2 to get the best version, but I'm quite comfortable in believing that it will at the very least receive a version, the Switch basically only missed out on what it couldn't run in any way, a lot of devs won't want to miss on the Switch train again

More likely reason is that they'll resell the same game multiple times and never patch it so they'll have every retard on Earth praise them for "only" selling the game at $80-100

Not really how game development works though, up until now Microsoft was doing sort of okay and now we got developers out there asking why they should even bother making games for Xbox.

I'll never understand why the west is promoting gta 6 as the savior of the western game industry, it is most likely going to be its downfall(bloated budgets, bloated dev time, predatory microtransactions that have nothing micro in them, etc.)

I wonder if Rockstar is very worried. Surely given recent trends they can't expect it to sell as well as GTA V, so while increasing the price of the game would make up for it, I wonder how satsified they'de be with it

People who want boxes on their shelf will kept getting them no matter what, the fabricated outrage about key cards isn't going to make this people suddenly jump to digital (or boycotting lmao)

Sony aniplex fucking loathes SIE snoy, why do you think there's so many of their games that are releasing switch only or PC and switch only?
You know their seethe burns bright when bloodborne 2 is switch 2 exclusive.

I think it would regardless, but in 2026 there will be next to no outrage about it, hell you already have people defending it way before any $80 games

He outs himself all the time too, yeah its lining up.

99% of the gta audience aren't enthusiasts are all, they know nothing about the industry nor they give a fuck, and the rest who care won't get much traction complaining about the problems because there's way too many apologists when it comes to gta

I don't think you need any more proof that the physical scarcity for E33 was a marketing stunt when it sold that few physical copies and is supposed sold out everywhere. Hundred Line literally had a more than twice larger shipment

Chunsoft is comically poorly managed, and they also managed to piss off every single loyal fan they have to please the ironic weeb market that doesn't pay for shit outside 99% discount steam sales.

the game that's gonna revolutionize jrpgs isn't selling like crazy in jrpg land

huh? Our narrative sisters?

I expect a lot of perfectly playable stuff, but also a lot of current gen ports like this one: youtube.com/watch?v=x1oP1viJLT4. But PS4-level is when I stop being picky about graphics.

Hard to sell the greatest innovation in jrpg history to the people who played jrpgs before and can tell its bullshit

So any idea why the usual suspects sperged especially hard yesterday when nintendo posted the mouse menu navigation video?

Switch 2 pretty much has a year head start of stomping the PS5 till GTA 6 drops plus it releases with a new Mario Kart while Sony has nothing big planned for the foreseeable year, least if they put out some AA games they'd be better off.

I wonder if Nintendo will make a Switch 2 Pro version this time around

I'm more surprised that the Switch 2 coming out soon hasn't slowed down anything for Switch 1 yet.

publish game that is almost synonymous with the console it released on

constantly requested for a sequel

two whole generations later the studio themselves get sick of not being able to make the sequel and makes one in everything but name for the rival

Seeing games like Patapon getting remastered too is the cherry on the cake. I hope a swathe of Japan Studio titles manages to escape the purgatory they're trapped in.

Hard to sell the Persona rip off to people who invented the game.

Yep pretty much.

Gravity Rush and Tokyo Jungle on Switch 2 would be peak comf

GTA VI Cloud version on Switch 2

It's censored on Switch, looks like Japan is pissed Kodaka was quiet about that.

The macaco has been real busy recently.

First he had to run damage control on 4+Anon Babble.

Worked overtime to the point he managed to gaslight the jannies there into deleting famitsu threads over the course of 2 weeks.

Making nintendo seethe threads over every little bit of info he can spin and gaslight into a negative.

Running damage control for ubisoft.

Running damage control for E33 frogniggers.

Running damage control for arcsys over their data leak.

Running damage control for modding sites for banning the male/female mods.

And the big news recently.

Ebil orange man managed to somehow piss off the small hats big time, which has a non zero chance of ending in a domino effect where somehow orange man accidentally ends up being hitler 2, so he has to run big damage control for that.

The zelda/nintendo seethe threads stopped suddenly for almost 3 hours when those news dropped.
Really not beating the glownigger allegations there.

correct
nobody cared

Probably the usual strawman about some invisible fan calling it a great innovation so they can mock it

I think Raincode being so lackluster hurt this title. Plus, this had a much smaller push from Nintendo

That will probably feel more responsive than playing rdr2

can we really blame them?

No real reason why it would stop. Switch 2 has BC and literally everything else is becoming more expensive. Switch 1 will be the cheapest game device on the market.

Rockstar hates Nintendo

This isn't the ps2 era anymore. Rockstar gave us GTA 3D trilogy, Red Dead 1 and LA Noire. There's also rumors about Red Dead 2 coming to the switch 2. You need to let that shit go, anon.

I honestly believe GTA V never got ported because of the fact it wouldn't have even fit on the Switch without an SD card. I wouldn't be surprised if they give it one last ride towards the end of this year and port it to Switch 2. GTA VI is 100% not happening.

I'm a Nintendo fan and this is embarrassing.

You know Sony will figure out something

we are releasing PS2 Legacy collection Edition

Limited Series of 1-2M, Engraved PS2, with all the same Components

and use that as excuse to further move teh goal post.

Nah snoys just all sound the exact same, this has been a thing since the PS2 era back in the prehistoric days where dinosaurs played DMC3 on release day and it wasn't on nintendo consoles.

And it will still get Pokémon, Dragon Quest Remakes and Tomodachi Life.

And remember, the Tomodachi Life game got more likes than the fucking Switch 2 announcement on X.

But PS4-level is when I stop being picky about graphics.

These days PS4 graphics are better than PiS5 graphics because the latter implies goytracing+TAA smear plus dogshit latency and response times.

I don't think they would have been able to get it working smoothly with their online and its the online that makes all the money.

orange man made the kikes out themselves to the world
pretty much all glowniggers are extremely pissy over that right now and are easy to anger

They're desperate. They're looking for any pointless thing to complain about which is why they're trying so hard to push this "Nintendo is going to brick everyone's consoles if we don't kneel to them" fearmonger. They literally got nothing

Haven't been around since the Switch 2 reveal, how's E been taking everything?

The usual

Even in Japan, there continue to be kids reaching the age where they're old enough to play Mario Kart.
No point in giving a 6 year old a Switch 2 with Mario Kart World, kids that young don't care about open world.

Speaking of current gen ports, has there been any footage of the Switch 2 port of Kunitsu-Gami? Surprised I haven't seen much since it's supposed to be a launch title.

I my experience with zoomer kids they're the ones who care the most about open world, they love games that allow them to wander aimlessly

ironically enough bing bing wahoo still doing well also disproves the japan birth rate fearmongering

there are ~120m switches and only ~50m MK8 sold

The online would have been fine, i just genuinely think Nintendo would have been a bit of a roadblock with releasing a game that forces users to buy an SD card to play it.

GTA

in japan

He's been having schizo meltdowns more than usual. Almost every week he comes up with something fucking stupid like claiming the switch 2 games will be cross-gen or the switch 2 won't come with a dock

Take two, not cockstar.

Bully and Manhunt were on Wii after all.

NSO Gamecube controller

Game key cartridges

lying about region-lock on Switch 2

Palworld patent lawsuit

unlicensed Switch emulation being put on freeze (because Internet users are too retarded to keep things on a low down)

what other recent pointless outrages on Nintendo did I forget so far?

They hit the 150 million milestone the other week. Still, 1 in 3 consoles having the game is incredible.

switch 2 won't come with a dock

nigga can't be serious

I saw one about Nintendo being literally the NSA 1984 because they say in their terms of service that the gamechat footage will be monitored

incredible

keeping your brand rep does that, like if Halo was still good or if Sony had anything at all

Game key cartridges

This one is even more hilarious because same shit has been happening for years on other platforms, Nintendo just made an official version so people can see what is what.

I have no way of proving it's him, but I saw some sperg speaking exactly like the macaco in a youtube video's comment section around a week ago and couldn't help but wonder

Its his attempt to deflect from people pointing out that the PS5 pro doesnt come with a disc drive.

If it's what I saw it was pushing some fake outrage using the price of the standalone dock as something really offensive because it's a basic necessity for the Switch 2, completely ignoring the fact that it comes with one

Link?

1. Nintendo Switch - 56,058 (35,636,857)

The little console that could.

what the fuck happened now

The toy console literally didn't get a lot of ports tho.

I guess there's no other place to ask: When are they sending out more emails for people who registered on Nintendo's website?

The game is currently in development hell. It's gonna be a miracle if it does release in a year.

1. Nintendo Switch - 56,058 (35,636,857)

2. Playstation 5 - 20,204 (6,824,864)

Hey least this means for the two weeks PS5 sales managed to crawl back to 5 digits.... barely

claiming nintendo will brick your console if you accidentally say nigger out loud

somehow trying to spin game keys as an always online DRM like denuvo

trying to claim the new storage cards as a vita situation of them being proprietary and lying about the switch 2 having no internal storage

trying to claim the new memory sd format being expensive as shit due to novelty meme 1tb models despite 100-260 GB models being cheap as shit

trying to claim E33 was censored and made piss easy because of "tendies"

constantly crying about trump out of nowhere

i also vaguely remember him going on an unhinged rant pretending bloodborne 2 was actually going to be PiS5 exclusive and FROM was just going to scam nintendo out of exclusivity money then break the contract but i can't find that shit on the archives now to prove it, which is sad because that fucking thread was hysterical

Yeah this was it. They were acting like Nintendo claimed to have invented the mouse.

4. [PS5] Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Kepler Interactive, 04/24/25) – 9,825 (New)

lmao
what happened to the retards saying it was massively popular in japan
kys

Most PS5 consoles are digital only.

The kikes did a bugman.

Vaguely accidentally imply palestine is a country/state.

Kikes utterly shit their diapers and literally threaten attacks on muttrica.

Theres been a lot of seething spam about how "evil nintendo doesn't want people modding their consoles to pirate games"

this cope again

console digital says are AT BEST 30%

I remember seeing:

Lies about needing to pay for old games to run on the new console

lies about the cost of upgrading (around double official numbers)

claimed that MK uses AI genned billboards, disproven since they were accurate artistic depictions of things seen in other screenshots

adamant that every single game is a port and nothing actually new is releasing (with annotated wikipedia page)

There's probably more. Something else always manages to show up.

Well, on the other hand it's a PS5 game. I wonder how much it would have sold if it had been on the Switch too (hypothetically speaking of course, since it can't run it)

I got some

The C button not working for non-NSO users

$10-20 optional upgrade packs, ignoring you can still play switch 1 games without it

$10 instructional manual game that no one was planning to buy anyways

It's called the switch 2 instead of a gimmicky name

you lost eric

with all the same Components

I wouldn't trust them not to cheap out. Remember how the SNES Mini worked as a better PS1 emulator than the PS1 Mini?

PS5 has nothing but the GoT sequel that's gonna sell worse than the first one

One whole year before GTAVI comes out

The other consoles raising their prices means Switch 2 is still the most affordable option

Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and many more for the first year of the Switch 2 alone

Plus third party games like Cyberpunk, Elden Ring, and even a Fromsoftware exclusive

This is too easy for Nintendo lmao.

not in japan anon, PS5 with disc drive is 3/4th of the systems sold over there

PvPvE battle royale

bloodborne 2

With, of course, ACfag at the forefront going on schizo tangents about magically free cancer medication research and siding with thieves, acting like those people who say they never signed a contract with the government or some shit (i forgot their name)
It's all so tiring.

guess times up for ZION DON

They tried to do what they did with AC shadows and claiming it's topping amazon japan? The PiS5 category is so fucking dead that 400 copies sold counts as bestselling.

PS5 with disc drive is 3/4th of the systems sold over there

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.

Death stranding 2 is coming out soon, but that game isn't going to be a huge mainstream hit like Sony wants their games to be, and you know what thats based of Kojumbo.

look at the comments on the famitsu site

see "Hundred line defense really needs to be on PS. Being locked to switch on console really hurting its numbers"

snoys are actually this dumb

>adamant that every single game is a port and nothing actually new is releasing (with annotated wikipedia page)

he actually shifted to "it's all shovelware" after someone pointed out to him nearly 100% of the current PiS5 library (not just exclusives) are just ports, remasters, and slightly upgraded PS4 games

I was almost tempted to save links to every anti Nintendo seethe thread made since the Switch 2 was announced, but then I realized that I wasn't THAT autistic.
I wish we had a wiki that keeps track of all the stupid shit anti nintendo schizos keep posting here, like the japs do.

all playstation sales are digital trust me!!!

source: my schizo head voices

You missed the one where they tried to claim the switch 2 does not come with a dock and made constant threads about it even though the fucking retard just showed he couldn't read what was on Nintendo's site.

I said "Same Components" cause is how they cn cheat out and claims "see, it just PS2, so Numbers count towards the total"

Happy 2nd anniversary to Anon Babbles favorite game btw.

Looking forward to playing the Switch 2 edition.

Eric doesn't exist btw.

Agreed.

I don't understand the appeal of death stranding. Do people only praise it because they're massive kojima dickriders?

implying Death Stranding 2 and Marathon aren't gonna be runaway succeses

Technically speaking they aren't wrong.
The only fanbase chunsoft has left at this point is the race traitor ironic weebs that still buy PiS5s and this may be the thing to piss them off and make them turn their backs on chunsoft.

>$10 instructional manual game that no one was planning to buy anyways

I think it looks neat

Don't forget posting screenshots comparing the Switch/Switch 2 screens with the standard steam deck and ironically switching the two and going "Look at how bad the Switch 2 screen looks! You should've just bought a deck!"

Then other stuff like

Sony will save us with a new handheld!

Sony will save us with the PS6!

Microsoft will save us with their rumored handheld!

Duskbloods is total shit but I absolutely can't wait to play it when it's ported! (There is no indication that it will be ported)

Switch 2 games are all ports and shovelware (Please PLEASE buy the Last of Us again! I know it's like the forth time but COME ONNN!!) on top of flooding the PS5 exclusives list with actual shovelware

GTA6 comes out for Xbox and PS5 and eventually PC but it's going to be a total sony victory somehow

PS5 is now the default choice of console and will *now* sell billions and no, people won't be going to PC for better specs and will not be buying the Series S for the best deal.

Sony posting pic related

It makes walking fun.

>It's called the switch 2 instead of a gimmicky name

this one was particularly fucking funny after nearly 2 years of "nintendo will fuck up the naming with some gimmick and we will have a wii u situation again oh no no no tendies what do we do!?"

ACFag has one argument made in the same manner, just post this whilst continuing with the actual topic.

No one liked "download required" or code in a box releases on Switch 1 either. Not sure why you think the hate for key card garbage is unwarranted or out of place. If anyone buys those """""physical""""" versions then they're a retarded cuckold, full stop.

Switch 2 port with Japanese dub would be a good move

it's a walking sim for people who like walking sims

FromSoft does own the trademark for Duskbloods so it's probably going to be ported to Steam within a year.

Aren't most people saying Marathon is DOA just like Concord

Do people only praise it because they're massive kojima dickriders?

Yes, that's literally it, it's a game that would be mocked to hell if it was made by literally anyone else

Don't forget posting screenshots comparing the Switch/Switch 2 screens with the standard steam deck and ironically switching the two and going "Look at how bad the Switch 2 screen looks! You should've just bought a deck!"

I remember those.
Turns out it was not even a LCD switch vs deck oled situation, the guy straight up photoshopped high end GPU footage on the comparison images.
On one he forgot the arferburner numbers literally say your hardware and the screenshot was from a 4090 benchmark.
Meanwhile reality is not so kind to the goydeck enjoyers.

It's a classic "it's only bad because 'Nintendo' does it." I've spent some time on Sony fanboy forums and they spend like every waking hour just doing console war shit.

If you like it, cool. I just think the outrage for it was pointless and stupid

gematsu.com/2025/05/famitsu-sales-4-21-25-5-4-25

PlayStation 5 – 12,261 (5,653,526)

PlayStation 5 Digital Edition – 2,018 (967,997)

I think it looks neat

Yes I think so too. But I really don’t want to pay for a digital manual so I will probably just watch a playthrough

Funny part is there are people instead of researching the thing took his lies to face value and made youtube videos are wrote A.I. articles whining about this only to humiliate themselves like that one grifter who made a video whining about something wrong about the Switch 2 only to be proven wrong then retracting his complaint in another video.

But wouldn't that mean that Nintendo doing nothing would also get them equally hated?

No one but Kojima would make a game like Death Stranding tho.

Is there a such thing as schizo meltdown stages, kinda like the stages of grief? Because omnipotent delusions seems to be a new one for him.

Marathon

live GAAS, DOA

Death Stranding 2

will sweep awards cause Dortito King, will sell decent but not huge

because codes are one time use and forever bound to your account while you can resell key cards no problem

The original sold 10 million copies tho.

>$10 instructional manual game that no one was planning to buy anyways

The discussion around this game is so fucking retarded, it's either people pretending that faceraiders carried the 3ds, or mentioning Wii Sports while ignoring the fact that this isn't Wii Sports, this is even less of a game than 1-2 Switch

but I want to buy a digital manual for 10$

That could be a kid thing in general. When I was young I spent hours wandering around levels instead of completing any objectives.

b-but they only buy digital!

What happened yesterday?

eventually after years on all platforms, and the sequel will too... eventually

It's unwarranted because people act like those never existed while ignoring that key cards are a literal upgrade over that, third parties aren't forced into key cards, if those didn't existed they would just make codes in boxes

Funny part is there are people instead of researching the thing took his lies to face value

that's the sort of shit that makes people think it's an antijapan glowie campaign
one or two retards rushing to get the news in and backpedaling with "im just repeating the rumors bro" is one thing
the entirety of the west having a hateboner for nintendo? right after they dropped their snoy hate after they moved their HQ to trannyfornia? yeah no, something's up

I bet if this had Kojima's name tied to it everyone would praise it as art.

It's been so funny how now everyone is shitting on digital foundry, long time coming.

Fun fact, that happened like 2 days before the downtime too.
And it was coming off the fact the macaco and his glowie handlers managed to completely glass famitsu threads for 2 weeks straight.

It's crazy how there's so much misinformation when you can just look up the official nintendo site, but I guess people would rather listen to randos saying shit like games costing $100 or game key cards being limited to only one console

Good for you then. Maybe I will also buy it if I just feel generous someday

Sadly codes in a box still exist on Switch 2. Civ VII and Split Fiction both use them instead of key cards.

There's definitely some people doing this shit on purpose (maybe paid, even). It was very weird.

s---0---y.kin westoid hipster garbage

LMAO
seething

the PS portal

isn't that scam literally just a wii u controller?

Best case scenario, nintendo is proven right in their assumption westoids are stupid.
Worst case scenario, they become aware the entirety of the west is extremely racist against anything japanese.
Dunno what's the plan here.

They recently added support to the cloud games so it became a little less useless, still worse than any phone with a backbone controller tho

How about its bad when everyone does it? I only ever owned PCs and Nintendo systems in my entire life, I don't give a single shit what retarded nonsense Microshaft and Snoy have been up to for however long. This is like paid online all over again, shit on the concept when it only affects le other tribe but when it comes to you its nothing but excuses to try and justify it.

NTA but I think it can stream online also.

there are entire genere of games where all you do is deliver shit in the most mundane way possible, even GTA what you are mostly doing is driving 80% of the time

they become aware the entirety of the west is extremely racist against anything japanese.

They do know about it though, all the game journo have never exactly hidden their anti-japan racism

PS Portal

Reminder according to IGN, its better than the Steamdeck, totally not paid at all...

I wouldn't be shocked if its Journalists and Dorito Pope still seething how Nintendo Directs pretty much made E3 die especially the journalists being pissed Nintendo refuses to bend over backwards for them.

Imagine fucking up all your games to appeal to westoids while losing rivers of money and then some french guys do a worse job than you and are praised as the second coming of christ because there's no anime girl in the box

Pretty much, which makes the entire situation fucking asinine.
What's worse is that it's somehow more expensive than a cheap current phone plus a chinkoid controller.
If anything that would get you better quality streaming than the portal with more features too, given you get to use it for phone things like actually being able to pair any bluetooth devices (headphones, controllers, etc) to it instead of being locked to TWO model of snoy headphones.

Pretty ironic that he's trying to push that when he and his butt buddies posted a super obvious AI Nintendo magazine cover and somehow higher ups at Nintendo dropped some bombshell information to a tiny, local Nintendo magazine, with zero online information when everyone already ran the image through several AI detectors and the quotes could not be found anywhere

Few things in this world were sweeter than seeing journos writhe in agony trying to get sympathy after nintendo cut them out of the loop after years of them trying to smear and lying about nintendo

E3 was probably a cool event for journos tho. I can see why they would be upset about it.

because there's no anime girl in the box

nah E33 proved it's not the anime aesthetics, it's antijapan racism plain and simple
FF already got ruined by muh realism slop since the P360 era with lightning returns, even since back then they already looked like gook plastic surgery dolls and by now FF is just westoid goyslop

Not surprising at all, Geoff the Sony fanboy keighley out there saying games cost $90. All of the console war BS and all of the clickbait, ragebait, it's an economy all about getting views, more views you get the more money you earn.

Nintendo did something better for consumers and for 3P companies it's not bad, if people don't like them then yeah don't buy them and only buy physical. But anyone out there acting like Nintendo was gonna leave physical behind are crazy.

Lame. This is some snoy shit.

Nintendo is extremely anti-consumer tho.

Japs really don't give a fuck about games made outside JP anymore lol.

Why would they? Good games outside of Japan are such an extreme rarity that it isn't worth looking into.

I'll buy it on Switch 2

Anon being against people who try to make a profit off of their efforts isn't anti-consumer.

4. [PS5] Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Kepler Interactive, 04/24/25) – 9,825 (New)

goty my ass hahahahahahahaha I knew it was a shill campaign

anti-consumer

it's anti-modders and emulation, they all are, some more than others

Pirates aren't consumers

They aren't, sony still sells $100 controllers that break within 2 months because they're too greedy to fix the sticks

Iwata himself does an unboxing video for the Wii U pre-release

fans love it

youtubers and journalists get pissed that they lost thousands of views on their own unboxing videos

it's frog goyslop
you should have red flags popping all over your brain's few wrinkles with that alone

"Why?"
"Because it's not on Xbox/Sony/PC :)"
lol

Chunsoft

Are you that guy who was trying to excuse the Hundred Line censorship and blame it on anyone but Nintendo?
This is not a Spike Chunsoft game.

This. I only buy games from Japan and China, unless it's an indie game.

Is the jap version censored too? This is very important.

1. Nintendo Switch - 56,058 (35,636,857)

2. Playstation 5 - 20,204 (6,824,864)

NO FUCKING WAAAAAYYY AAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought Sony Xbox and Nintendo had the same sticks?

Are there any Sony or Microsoft consoles made with cheaper materials than the Switch? That shit sucks ass.

don't forget they make taking apart a PiS5 controller a pain in the fucking ass with multiple easy to break parts
oh and also making third party controllers a pain in the ass to make due to the dogshit features on it, on top of blocking you off from using PS4 controllers on PiS5 games

meanwhile replacing the sticks on joycons is piss easy, with the switch pro controller sticks being only an annoyance due to needing to desolder and resolder the new ones
oh and also nintendo doesn't give much of a shit about blocking third party compatibility with any generic chink controller working on it

Yes in the exact same way. But only on Switch.

Post lifetime subscription to Nintendo Power.

Well that sucks. Do you have a pic or a link?

Nah

We don't sign our posts here.

Britbong Nintendo magazine died years ago anyway.

Modding and emulation is a net good for gamers.

Everything about the Portal was done wrong yet somehow people still defend it either Sony's pockets run deep or Snoys will buy anything with the PS logo slapped on it.

They do/did, nintendo heard the backlash from switch/switch pro controller issues and changed the sticks for the switch 2 to try fix the issue

Nintendo did something better for consumers and for 3P companies it's not bad

Oh yeah, limiting third patties to either key cards or the big boy 64GB carts (as the recent Arc System Works data breach confirms) is so great bruh, fuck indies and AA devs who'll never reach anywhere close to the maximum capacity of these expensive as fuck carts. This whole narrative that key cards are actually le good actually is a sad cope because the only thing they're better than are code in a box releases, which are bottom of the barrel trash, they're still infinitely worse then proper physical versions.

Good or not it has nothing to do with consumers now cry more.

tell journo kikes to stop using that as antijapan ammo then

perhaps, but they aren't for Nintendo directly. I agree with you, but boomers running Tendie feel otherwise

And they wonder why they get blacklisted and stop getting review copies

fuck indies and AA devs who'll never reach anywhere close to the maximum capacity of these expensive as fuck carts

I'm going to stop you there for a second, do you have any idea how large AA games are nowadays?

If you want modding and emulation, just get a PC.

why do snoys act like key cards made cardriges not exist anymore? they still do
pretty much only the goyslop trio of shart enix, crapcom and segay are using them too, and their games have not been worth playing in a long ass time

tendie shitchfags will have one fucking shitty mario kart game for an entire year and will pretend like they are winning. GTA 6 is gonna come out in may and tendie shitchfags will still have to pretend like mario shart worlds is the only game that matters in the world to justify waisting 500 dollars on their slop and a 4 hour DK game

cant wait for the tendie shitch cope throughout the rest of the year while PC gamers are playing multiple good games

Well they ruined it themselves chase out the oldest still functioning company who ever hit the gaming scene, they get fed up with it and make special streams to promote their products, its a hit, other companies see the increase and viewership and try to copy it some poorly, everyone leaves E3 your special gathering gets canceled because no one wants to show up.

That's just theorycrafting for now. I'll believe it when I see it. But those sticks better be improved when the controller costs a fucking fortune. Almost as expensive as the snoy one.

Wait why did they released it today? Why the delay?

Emulation is also good for Nintendo since most people play their old games via emulation.

there's a pretty big difference between emulating hardware that's currently on the market and 20 year old deprecated consoles
and no one's stopping you from modding your hardware, as long as you don't make a job out of jailbreaking

this cope assumes rockstar is not just straight up giving up and delaying GoyTA6 for the PiS6 and working on optimizing the game for a day 1 switch 2 port in the meantime

There’s another scene as well with gay shit thats also censored. There was a google drive link in the Anon Babble thread.

Golden week I assume.

Perhaps, but arguably not.

Great, we were just having a comfy discussion but now the local schizo finally decided to show up to seethe about nintendo and post the same retarded arguments

To be fair GTA6 is probably gonna be a Duke Nuke Forever situation.

Japanese people don't like JRPG.

the retards who were telling people how to get yuzu/ryujinx and metroid dread a week before it released

and morons cry at nintendo for the emulators getting hit, when its these journos painting the targets on the backs of the emulator devs

ITS GONNA RELEASE ON THE SHITCH POO ANY MOMENT NOW

Ive seen this cope ever since GTA 4 on the fucking wii. Delusional tendie

I hate this, I fear them going in a somewhat similar direction as snoy did.

Thanks. I wonder why Kodaka cucked out. Maybe he was afraid that his game wouldn't sell as well overseas?

Come on, you should know by now that any Nintendo discussion, tangential or direct, calls the anti-Nintendo cult

kill yourself eric

And so the macaco samefagging begun.

your zeldaseethe thread fell off page 10 lmao

trailer with 260 million views will be like duke nukem forever

tendie shitchfags will be literally irrelevant by the time GTA 6 releases. The whole world will talk about GTA 6 while nobody will give 2 fucks about tendie slop

He didn't cuck out at all though? He went all in for this game in all sorts of aspects. Not shying away from lewdness or insane topics at all.

reminder the SBI extortion fees are still a thing and westaboos like chunsoft happily pay them and obey the orders that come from consultancy firms

Imagine betting everything on a game that will sell better on pc

I bought it and enjoying it on PC instead, its uncensored there

You are fucking insane.

Can't even surpass Rise LOL

autist acting like GTA is sony exclusive

again

Look around, faggot. The only third parties that AREN'T using key cards are Cyberpunk and the handful of Marvelous games (but only in the West), literally everything else is a key card. With the confirmation that you only get the full capacity 64GB cart if you want a real physical version do you expect this to change going forward? Also nice deflect, console warrior nigger.

Mmmh... A lot of Trolling outside of Anon Babble in this thread recently...

piss5 lost

I am saying that the game is nowhere near complete and it's probably missing most features.

tendie shitchfags really truly believes GTA 6 will fail when GTA 5 has outsold every tendie shitch game combined. Absolutely delusional

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

This game has nothing to do with chunsoft. Also it's uncensored on Steam.

So how will you act when Expedition 33 gets a Switch 2 port? Will it suddenly become a tendie game that you will crusade against?

Notice how the trailers don't show any gameplay and most shots are pre-rendered.

I am saying that the game is nowhere near complete and it's probably missing most features

source your ass. If it was on the shitch poo you fags would say how amazing it is. Its the elden ring fiasco all over again until they finally announced a shitty port 3 years later

Eh, DNF took 13 years to make, that's what GTA 6 will be on if it sticks to 2026.

snoys are braindamaged and are the only people on earth retarded enough to fall for rockstar's doubledipping 4 times in a row

Funny how japanese games, specifically jrpgs, were considered to be the best of the best right until they stopped being sony exclusive. Funny how that works

GTA 5 has outsold every tendie shitch game combined

a game thats been sold across 7 different platforms, given away for free on EGS, and rereleased for over a decade has outsold games exclusive to 1 console? no WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

most of the biggest games of the 2020s either have to switch port or releases 3-5 years later when everyone has played them on better hardware and moved on. The shitch has no good games to play on besides ancient ports that run like shit

You sound like a deranged mentally ill tranny cultist.

It's the only game they have left that can help boost ps5 sales because nobody cares about movieslops and astrobot. The funny thing is GTA6 has a chance on coming to the switch 2

No joke, Wilds completely came and went. And I'm not only talking about sales.

over a decade of dev time

gigantic money sink to make

nothing but bullshot trailers to show for it still

player expectations are through the roof after years upon years of hype

limiting

How, they got more options lol

imiting third patties to either key cards or the big boy 64GB carts

Business of scale. Plus consumers actually see what's what so you don't have the same worry as on xbox or PS. "Huh am I getting rael blurays??" you just don't know unless they confirm it.

they're still infinitely worse then proper physical versions

True but there's companies out there that don't even want to pay for cheapass blurays. It's a gigantic larp from all these people acting like Nintendo has to act like the savior of the industry for the second time, if other companies are too cheap for physical that's on them. All we can do is keep buying physical and avoiding digital/only or key things and maybe companies will take notice.

All the shitposting against expedition 33 stopped when a famitsu thread appeared out of nowhere

this happened with baldurs gate 3, residen evil 2 remake, MH wilds and elden ring btw

If it was on the shitch poo you fags would say how amazing it is.

You say that but do you actually have an instance of that ever occurring?
I mean, you can see that phenomenon with sonyfags when they abandon games and call them shit when they're ported like persona 5 but never for anyone else.

Its the elden ring fiasco all over again

You mean how you raged because it completely demolished Horizon?

The DNF train wreck could be seen coming a mile away. Did you forget how fucking troubled that piece of shit was? Now I'm not saying GTA may not end up being disappointing or lacking in many areas or whatever. But DNF is an insane comparison.

What the fuck went wrong, at least with World people were still talking about and playing it years in.

switch version outsells the piss5 version

always funny to see

Anon everyone knows that all of the ER seethe was from snoys getting mad that it overshadowed the placeholder

Don't forget that the bulk of sales came from whales buying multiple copies for money codes.

Porting games to the Toy Console 2 is gonna be a pain in the ass tho.

all of the anti-nintendo threads stop being bumped when the spam of "shitch" starts in the famitsu thread

this has happened for nearly a decade now

It got the "we will fix it later" treatment.

I am not a tendie I just think it's suspicious how Rockstar is handling the promotion for the game.

huh. I thought Clair Obscure would do better there considering it's French flavored SSSS Gridman.

Exactly the opposite, the moment you posted here all the Nintendo seethe threads died ;)

Don't bother, he'll call anyone with common sense a tendie.

These days playing the game "late" on the switch is a good thing.

All bugfixes have been done.

All season pass DLC bullshit is over, and it all comes prepackaged for the switch version at no extra cost.

No 1984 jewtube algorithm spoiling you on everything about the game because the hidden microphones picked up the game's intro.

And perhaps most importantly.

You get to play it on a portable format with a working suspend feature.

Personally I'm holding off on playing yumia because of these reasons despite it already being on the switch, I hate being forced to replay games for enjoying the DLC.

According to CD projekt Red abd Firaxis it was pretty damn easy to make Switch 2 ports though?

Tendies are the pajeets of gaming.

We get multiple tendies and discord screenshots proving most of the anti MH wilds, RE2R, Elden Ring, BG3, E33 shitpost threads are from tendies yet they just gaslight you and say NOOOOO NOT OUR FAULT

kill yourselfs you lying cultists. All of you deserve to hang for supporting shitendo

it'll do better as a Switch 2 port

considering it's French flavored SSSS Gridman.

No bots

But what about square enix and some of the indie devs?

Eh, I forgot how long has it been since GTAV.

How, they got more options lol

What are you blabbering on about? On the Switch 1 you can get carts manufactured in a variety of capacity sizes, while on the Switch 2 all you get is one single option for a real physical version. How the fuck is that more options?

So post them.

It's basically a PS4 pro when games are still releasing on the base PS4.
Snoyim lost, it's game over for them, plain and simple.

discord screenshots

oh my days

Trigger invented post-modernism.

French flavored SSSS Gridman

"Maelle, my lil baguette stop playing with your kaiju toys right now!"

CDPR

You mean the company known for lying and making unplayable ports?

while on the Switch 2 all you get is one single option for a real physical version.

off the arcsys leak we already know this is an outright lie when there's a new 64gb cartridge for devs now

Look up business of scale then, dude. Super retard version: cartridge moar expensive than blurays

youtu.be/59i8YyQXdY0?t=14344 timestamp at 3:59:04

youtu.be/Z748qWWkBY4&t=11402 timestamp at 3:10:02

it's post kikeism goyslop

no fucking wonder (((journos))) are eating that shit up

?? That exact leak says that for physical there's ONLY a 64gb version.

Its confirmed as weaker than the Steam Deck tho. And the PS4 has not been getting a ton of games for the past few years.

snoytranny

playing uncensored games

Newfag nigger

This game is only on switch and PC right.

snoy literally can't do anything but keep trying "no u!" copes

the discord screenshots are literally snoys attacking PC games

Yeah sure, and the switch 2 doesn't come with a dock right?

there's a new 64gb cartridge for devs now

And that's the only option besides a key card, you illiterate dumb fuck.

Why no Gears of War Reloaded? Why no Silent Hill f? Why no Digimon ?

ah yes, discord tendies like this guy for example

Its confirmed as weaker than the Steam Deck

where? dont tell me you think "we simulated these trailers on a framework we THINK is the s2 mobo" is real evidence

Why the default mode of the usual suspects always "no u"?
I like that one schizo who is really trying to make everyone believe indians love Nintendo when in reality Sony dominates there
Really fucking weird

steam deck is gabe's linux fetish toy, barely any games are optimised for it

the PS4 has not been getting a ton of games for the past few years.

Anon almost all Japanese games are still crossgen PS4/PS5 releases.

Its confirmed as weaker than the Steam Deck tho.

?

PS5 has 3 games in the top 10

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

The infiltration of tendie HQ is happening

Pedophile snoytranny eryc

or this tendie right there!

discord snoys at it again

the projection is real

Evil only knows how to destroy and subvert.
Goyim only know how to project.

LMAO

That means nothing, Cyberpunk for example looks better on Switch 2 since devs can build games around the Switch 2 architecture.

I bought a new Switch with MK8 for $250, and in 45 days I played

MK8

Metroid Dread

Xenoblade Chronicles Remaster

Zelda Links Awakening

Mario Odyssey

Zelds BotW

Sold it yesterday for $120, trying to get a Switch 2 day one. I thought I did something weird but apparently Im not the only one

claims to have screenshots of tendies shitting up other threads

doesn’t post any

You expect people to believe you just like that?

and how could i forget this guy here!

Yes and here's another noteworthy thing about the Switch version, the Japanese release is a separate SKU compared to the international one as it only supports Japanese as a language option, yet its still censored so here goes that cope about only NoA forcing censorship on third parties.

Of course it comes with a dock. What the fuck are you saying? Did you look into the Arcsys leak at all?

WTF I love censorship now.

the game was too spicy even when censored for the PS5

kek

Yup, and probably staying that way. Doubtful there will be a playstation 5 port.

I saw it on Twitter.

You gotta understand, people are not ready to accept the possibility that GTA VI might be the ET moment of the current gaming industry. They have been melting down over the ONE(1) Nintendo game that's 80$ (while ignoring microsoft's across the board price increases), but they have not stopped to wonder about the possibility of rockstar asking them to spend 100$ on a game that, based on its direct predecessor, is gonna basically be an online game.

Somehow FF stillbirth also looks better on the switch 2 than it does on the PiS5.

What leak says that, by the way? The only source I've seen posted is from some spic twitter fag.

low brain power
Its why his magnum opis is multiple shitty edits of a comic about a poll that still triggers snoys
and why literally 3 minutes on the archive dismantled him to the point he spammed cheese pizza to try get the archive shutdown

muh console optimization

Serious what is wrong with them?
I wish I studied psychology

They love projecting Sony's decisions and behavior (as well as Sony fanboy behavior) onto Nintendo. That's how they cope with it.

excel chart

yes, consoles actually have them, PC ports rarely do

3. Xbox Series S|X - 2530 (676,369)

wow that's a really good numbers for xbox, they increased the price and it resulted in more sales lmao

He is gonna spam cheese pizza now isnt he?

Keep coping steamie, you had this crow a long time coming

Some anti-nintendo fag on Anon Babble said so and if I say I don't believe him, he'll call me a tendie bootlicker

so here goes that cope about only NoA forcing censorship on third parties.

Congratulations on admitting you are just fearmongering AND pissy nobody falls for your propaganda, but how are you going to cope about all the games still releasing with fanservice uncensored but for japan only?
And daymare being a westoid game releasing on japan only because NoA blocked it?

to the point he spammed cheese pizza to try get the archive shutdown

that was a funny day

Cyberpunk 2077 was mean to be the basis for Cyberpunk Online which was gonna compete with GTA Online. That shit literally got scrapped completely. If the same happens for GTA6 then it's gonna be a disaster for Rockstar.

but how are you going to cope about all the games still releasing with fanservice uncensored but for japan only?

you don't live in japan, you don't know japanese. That's like xbots boasting about Mages during 360 gen when they can't read shit

How do you explain this
twitter.com/maya_zbrs/status/1920271348703879408
Steam also has lewd shit slip by, while still being absolute faggots.

That and the general rule of thumb is to not believe anything without a source.

Only first party games get actually optimized. No one cares anymore.

Microsoft has been releasing some good stuff lately.
It's such a shame it's still too little too late.

wut

dat pic

Microsoft has been releasing some good stuff lately.

like what?

what point are you trying to make? they say they're gonna release it in japan right there

So then it would have to be CERO and this is the normal censorship games get when porting to consoles.

One of the schizos new cope is trying to act like Nintendo fans are just as bad as Sony fans, he even made a poll about it
Funny enough the thread got deleted as soon the poll started to change
strawpoll.com/xVg716v7eyr

Yes but censored.

you sound upset your low effort kike propaganda gets called out now lmfao

the CERO cope

Come on now.

But the game is CERO D, that sort of content would be allowed.

Explain how Square Enix got the PS5 version of FF7R running on the switch 2?

demanding character changes

This is pure Judaism.

what does he exactly mean by "skin-colored" version?

I thought it was a she?

maybe, i don't give a fuck about twitter and do not know this guy.

that cope about only NoA forcing censorship on third parties.

I was always on the fence on believing it was a coordinated anti-japan effort instead of just a few schizos but trying to poison the well this blatantly is making me reconsider that stance.

Switch version covers up more skin than the PC version. Pic related is how it looks on Switch.

He can't because seeing the Switch 2 be more powerful than what every "insider" told him absolutely broke his mind

I haven't seen a single game that doesn't run on the Steam Deck at a playable frame rate. So devs probably gonna be able to port anything to the Switch 2, but that doesn't guarantee that it's gonna run well.

Doom Dark Ages
Oblivion Remake
Not actually exclusive but Expedition 33 is on Gamepass
Ninja Gaiden 4 looks pretty good

Like, it's ok if you don't care for these, but I think that's a solid lineup.

ah i get it now, thanks.

I thought remake wasnt announced yet, its just the first game

But the game is CERO D

Yeah, on consoles
CERO doesn't rate pc games which 8s why they're completely uncensored.

And here's PC.

I hope this is clear to everyone.

kek the original poll really still mindbreaks snoys doesn't it

The "insiders" are the ones overhyping the power of DLSS.

one time he made such a poll and swapped the snoy/tendie options afterwards

Yeah not very effective all things considered given we've had an anon buy a switch to shitpost and then there was the time with ACfag and splatoon.

Do I need to post my Xenoblade 2 fanbook? Also what happened with ACfag and Splatoon?

I think the sad part is that they continued to vote afterwards and they just barely managed to get it past Sony.

Lmao no they're not and you know it, they spent 3 weeks saying no Switch 2 game was using DLSS because "it's too taxing" only for devs to systematically come out and say that their games are indeed using DLSS

Given Republicans have started a new moralfag culture war crusade culminating in them trying to pass a law that bans anime, why wouldn't NoA be spooked and preemptively try to cover themselves to avoid making themselves a target?

New bread?

Multiple devs have come out and said how it is by now and you still insist on these mental gymnastics, see these for yet another recent example:
But let me guess,

d-doesn't count bruh

Yes obviously companies have "reasons" for doing this shit. But any censorship beyond what's allowed on the Google or Apple store is just indicative of cuck leadership.

They pretty much confirmed the entire trilogy is coming to the switch 2

Ironic weeb that gives NoA any money whatsoever instead of buying the originals.

Lol.

Meh, its not thursday

Wait for top 30.

Do I need to post my Xenoblade 2 fanbook?

Again it doesn't mean anything. The lengths people go to justify their shitposts have completely invalidated posting anything Nintendo to prove your point outside of verifying something from a game.

Also what happened with ACfag and Splatoon?

He went in his usual anti-Nintendo tirade in a splatoon thread way back and when everyone doubted he played it he posted an image of a Wii U with the game on the gamepad.

The only problem is that splatoon is one of the few games you can't do that with. Needless to say everyone laughed at him for photoshopping "evidence".

said multiple devs have historically been deranged snoys that would rather die with the ship than release properly on nintendo hardware so you are not saying much
if anything you're admitting snoy devs are indeed trying to run a smear campaign on NoJ

square's gonna pussy out on the third part and make it cloud only, i can see them fucking up

Well that's stupid then, so complaining about anything Nintendo like I'd do Steam or I did snoy back in 2016 and 17 is just not possible because of shitposters? Consolewarring has gotten too schizo.

Coping starts

Been waiting years for this

Cloud gayming is dead, even jewvidia is killing off geforce now IIRC.
Instead expect the new DQ to be PiS5 exclusive given how little sway the original heads have on the company right now.

Eastasiasoft, Outside Sotonohito and Sugar Star are Snoy devs? wat?

Whatever happened with the Super Monkey Ball dev is still strange. Getting the full backing and support for a weird series to abandon it, shave off all your hair and act like an antagonist of your newer series that doesn't get released on any Nintendo platform until years later when you're no longer in charge.

Its gonna be Watchdogs again where they show all this prerendered shit and it gets a huge downgrade on release people honestly think Rockstar is delaying the game for the sake of the product hell no they are just figuring out where to put their ad budget and sharkcard slop together.

Considering how bad Rebirth did, I think they're gonna make a point of making sure part 3 runs on as many devices as possible.
Having part 3 on Switch 2 at launch could be very important.

If anything would cause the nips to go out and burn the country down, it would be that

Not when they're desperate they're not. FF7 rebirth sold like shit on the ps5, they want that tendie boost

so complaining about anything Nintendo like I'd do Steam or I did snoy back in 2016 and 17 is just not possible because of shitposters?

You can complain but you better be damn sure you have actual proof or you're getting scrutinised to shit.

Consolewarring has gotten too schizo.

That's why you don't automatically believe people who post consoles. The lengths they go to shitpost about Nintendo have gotten absurd.

What else do you expect from a PS5 version?
It no doubt sold a lot better on PC. But ultimately it needs a Switch version to truly sell.

But acting like Japan doesn't like the game is because the PS5 is poison to sales is dumb.

cant imagine shit being that drastic when the demake pretty much killed the DQ brand momentum
for a series that used to nearly halt country logistics because ports alone could get enough people to call in sick to cause real fucking issues countrywide, this demake only selling "really well" is frankly shocking
it feels like the DQ equivalent of TLOU2

There literally is an uncensored Japanese copy of Pocky and Rocky right there, none of the other games there have NoA censorship. I do have a Japanese copy of Xenoblade 2 though, the symbolischen censorship there got too stupid in my opinion.
Well I think even if there's console warriors involved, there's been enough instances of censorship and blocking of releases to suspect Nintendo. Whether it's NoA or the head honchos themselves.

Snoys are their own worst enemy, tanking their credibility day by day.

cloud only

That makes no sense, Cloud only solos Sephiroth at the very end of the game

IDK, with the new law Republicans wanted to pass being so vaguely written, NoA could be on the hook for child pornography charges if they released a game like The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy uncensored, since those characters would be considered both under the age of 18 and obscene, the two requirements to bring a case before Nintendo.

I wonder if a Switch 2 port is even being considered