GTA 4 Remaster possibly coming

How will the jeets fuck it up this time?

those were some of the funniest threads we've ever had

If they tweak the moon gravity physics, maybe it will good.

They'll censor the mission where you shoot a bunch of jews and kill a gay man you catfished on a dating website. Also the edgy misogynist radioshows on WKTT.

Max Payne 3 too

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COUSIN!

it’s gonna be a normalfag and zoomers 180 where they suddenly say it’s the greatest game ever and how it’s an underrated gem and pretend like they didn’t argue with everyone for a decade + about how shit it was

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This. I'm never gonna fucking play a slop remake of the most kino GTA but I'll happily laugh at it

Fuck i hope this is real

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Max Payne 3 is the game they should've paid Remedy to remake. Probably the biggest downgrade ever seen in a sequel

Negative interest unless Rockstar will let me buy SA in Steam again

Anon Babble's opinion has shifted towards liking GTA IV years ago. After V's silliness, IV's darker tone is now considered kino. Also physics are better.

It runs fine with DXVK.

more hindu slop

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Now even stuff from the end of the 2000s is getting a remake

When is this bullshit going to end?

runs better on my steam deck than a more powerful full tower pc

True. Shitmaster trilogy and Besiege threads are the golden standarts of Anon Babble.

DXVK doesn't solve the core problems, just smooths it a bit.

That’s the weakest swing clip I’ve ever seen

These are likely just ports like RDR1 for Steam and PS4 was

So how will they do it? Will an old version of RAGE run underneath UE5? The Euphoria physics system is tied pretty heavily into key mechanics in the game.

It already runs at 60fps on Xbox series

... Why?
If you're on PC get the patch, if you're on console isn't it backwards compatable?

Nobody owns one. The industry is Sony's bitch.

port to latest version of rage

add even more input delay for realism

cut half the radio (again)

release at full price

Max Payne 3 is a shit max payne but holy shit it's still a great TPS.

UE5 with the old engine, same as Oblivion did.

It's been years and years since I've seen actual discussions about the games. It's been like 7-8 years of everyone collectively hating GTA online and like five people defending it for their lives.

I don't even care if people flip and pretend iv is good anything would be better than talking about V for another decade straight

Just like RDR1, if you have an Xbox or even a PC in this instance you can always play GTA4. PS4 and PS5 players and switch players cannot and that’s a huge potential audience to resell a port to. They’ll probably might also actually make 4 run out of the box on PC instead of needing a fan patch

I take it none of the songs from the original game will be included because small indie developer Rockstar can't afford to cough up a few million

backwards compatible with PS3

Even the PS5 can reliably brute force that. Can hope for PS6.

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Oh boy I wonder what they'll cut out of this rerelease.

It runs fine. 60 fps on FX 8350.

it will only be good if all campaigns share all DLC content and we have some of the online modes back.

I miss this era of YouTube

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Vulkan=original running buttery smooth 60fps @4k, and the single player campaign is 10x better than V

why would GTA 4 get a port when its on PC genius

How much of a pain in the ass is it to bring the steam version to playable state

It’s not coming to steam idiot, it’s going to consoles. Literally nowhere does it mention PC in the article

I already own it on Xbox at 60fps so I don't give a fuck

Good afternoon saars I am playtest grandtheft4 right now it look bootiful

it's pretty streamlined these days but it installs the rockstar launcher

I own one so I don't care

who cares half the songs will be gutted. they completley butchered vladivostok with their updates.
youtube.com/watch?v=_-pIVd4lGMw

GTA IV downgrader restores the lost songs

yeah on pc.

how else do you play the game

Working AA

Good

Cutscene skipping

Also good

They were remaking Super Mario games in the early 90s

looking at the rdr pc release makes me hopeful they have actually learnt a think or two.
and the original gtaiv was a trash port, can't become much worse.

slap ray tracing on it and DLS and charge 50 bucks for it

helo are there bobs and vagenas?

console. that's the whole point of a remaster.

Rockstar doesn't deserve a single cent because they can't bother to completely relicense the iconic music.
Besides, there's no way they will keep this line:

All we've ever been is bitches. Working for guineas, working for niggers, any asshole with a buck.

youtu.be/tx8ePglWiNg?t=86
Even in Red Dead Redemption 2, the worst slur against black people is darkie.

It won't, the video game industry can't figure out how to make good games any more

I don't see the point. It runs 60 fps on a $20 pc.

the worst slur against black people is darkie.

and only said by the "bad guys," lmao

no it does not. one of the worst ports ever made a long with deadly premonition & saints row 2

The thread is about a console release, where a applying a downgrader is not feasible.

The only GTA i care about now. I will take this over GTA6. Just needs to be a port like RDR1 got, let me turn off fov.

it absolutely does. It's a 17 year old game.

when they run out of old classics to remaster

it doesnt

One of the irish brothers says "Niggers" hard R and all during a mission intro cutscene.

GTA IV literally runs flawlessly on my PC at 4k, I don’t see what a simple remaster could improve

Shareholder value, bro. Their number go up! Doesn't that make you happy for them, anon? The number goes up!

Imagine GTA IV now imagine it without Anthony Cumia.

ita gonna be censored like crazy

The need from remasters arises from the need to have legacy titles on modern systems.
There's a problem, tho. Resurrecting old console source code very often is a bitch, and you can't charge too much for a standard port.
In order to make the investment worth it (or to squeeze more money out of consumers), you can "remaster" it, and thus be able to charge more money.

You need a card with vulkan support. AMD HD 7000 and up, Novideo 1650 and up. Intel Ivy Bridge and up.

Anon Babble has been saying those same things ever since 5 was released

It doesn't need it. Remasters are also always outsourced to jeets so ue5 won't fix performance issues

Industry doesn't remember how to make good games

They can't remake old ones properly either

These remasters are pointless, they're either censored or cut out content, that's not a remaster, that's an inferior product.

they're gonna botch the remaster so if anything they'll double down

20-40 gig size

whole thing remade in gta5

sold at $30

it just works

now we're talking

funfact the company that did physics for 4 is now owned by take-two and being utilized for gta 6
can also explain why they're going to port 4 over for modern systems

that's what the fans were doing for free, but T2 stopped them

rx 6600 5600g
almost 20 year old game btw

You're doing something wrong. Zen 3 runs it flawlessly at max traffic.

Oblivion and GTA4 actually needed remasters because they run like piss and shit on modern hardware

Both run fine. Use dxvk.

oblivion goes from 4.5 to 125
gta4 (episodes from liberty city) goes from 16 to ???
wonder which songs would have to be cut for a UE5 remaster

DO NOT REDEEM THE GROODTHEFT4 MOTHER BENCHOD BLOODY BASTARD!!!!

Post yfw you bought the original games on steam before the definitive editions replaced them

They will port it to the latest gta v engine which already has those.

I just did a playthrough of GTAIV and it was consistently a nightmare to deal with getting the game to run halfway decently. Oblivion at least has a stable modding community.

Getting GTAIV to run well on a modern PC requires a whole bunch of shady bullshit.

dxvk

Still have to mod the game considerably to get it to run halfway decently and even then it is still unstable

yeah at 40 fps
stutters like shit on linux i had to play it on windows (on working dxvk)

And when they're neither, they're bloated to hell (Oblivion) or buggy as fuck (BioShock's).

You're doing something wrong. I hoard shitty pcs and test GTA4 on various hardware.

yeah time to buy it on all platforms before they delist it

It's 17 years old dude

oh boy I can't wait to spend 4000 dollars on a new pc just to play a game from 20 years ago at a stable 60 fps

Then you are nobody :)

4 has the strongest beginning hours and worst second half in the series.

Wrong that is Vice City

So what are they gonna make it Unreal slop now?

Still have to mod the game considerably to get it to run halfway decently and even then it is still unstable

it's one fucking library retard it doesnt even mod the game

You're doing something wrong

i think i messed up doing your mother since she shat out such a subhuman

great...

GTA 4

get into car

hear 'THE TRANNIES. Don't get me started on the trann-'

change radio

So? You won't play it because it's not shiny enough for your ADHD medication addled zoomer brain?

Why do you think Vice City has the worst second half? There's that one fucking dogshite mission where you have to go and save Lance from that junkyard but otherwise it's nice and comfy vibes while you build up your crime empire.

Will the skinhead biker DLC and faggot Tony DLC be included?

it would have been a better game if it wasn't called max payne

I hoard shitty pcs and test GTA4 on various hardware.

It’s the build crime empire part. It felt like they didn’t really know what to do or how to connect stuff at the end. The game was made in less than a year so I’ll cut them some slack. But it definitely felt like they gave up once Diaz is out of the picture

If the do PLEASE add the cut content. I've never seen any remake do this. Not even Black Mesa.
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wish they got the original actor. Current Niko is iconic but he sounds so comical. Wish they werent secretive little fags

no it doesn't
show frametimes

it runs okay on my machine that means nobody has issues with it

sure

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It says "GTAIV port for PS4 and Switch".
Not a remaster and not any other platform.

I won't play it because the PC release is a piece of shit and i'm not wasting money on an outdated piece of shit to replay a game I enjoyed nearly 2 decades ago when I can wait for a rerelease that might actually work this time. And before you go "hurr durr mods" fuck off back to your bethcuck thread, I shouldn't have to waste hours tracking down fan projects to make product I paid for work maybe 60% as well as the console did.

niko can't get fatter or more muscular

I shan't ever be playing GTA IV.
Why would I when a predecessor with way inferior tech already had that and more?

2008 was 17 years ago

This post is what the entire article is based off

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I don't understand normies' fascination with GTA games. Vice City had charm with its references but kids these days haven't even seen the movies it's paying homage to? And as games, these are really really fucking dire.