Zeldass

Yes it is. big to non whites is basically so obese they can’t wipe properly.

Post it in motion.

I wonder how the upgrade packs will work. If there will be a separate executable just for the Switch 2, or if it'll be included as a patch.

Tears of the Kingdom made it unironic canon that Zelda and Link were FUCKING-fucking.

How many bokoblins does she get pregnant with on average?

Joshua 3inch Ulmer

Shape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Size

Best thread today.

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It doesn't make it canon in any sense of the word but it certainly implies it

Built for BBC

Taste?

that's pretty good desu

Zeldas voice acting sounds like how you would sound if you were trying to mock some fancy accent

this is considered pornography by murricans

kek

Imagine the smell

This

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We know the janitor is busy jerking of xer cock to this.

It’s probably very pleasant.

Zelda’s voice acting sounds like she’s always on the verge of tears

100 years in a ball of evil goo without bathing

Yeah no

Ganon fucks that

Is Tears of the Kingdom worth playing?

I think my favorite part is knowing the voice directors didn’t even tell her to do that (fake) British accent she just did because “that’s what a princess would sound like” and nobody told her to stop. The voice director should be publicly flogged

This thread reeks of discord.

best thread on Anon Babble right now and I am the OP of like 75% of threads here

Well yeah, it's a BotW thread. The whole BotW fandom is nothing but Discord trannies.

Do you fags really eat ass?

Unironically, yes.

If you've played BotW then no.

Depends on how much I am attracted to the girl.

I genuinely thought “eating ass” was just another way of saying going down on a girl. Zoomers genuinely stick their tongues into women’s assholes. It’s fucking sick

dogs....

you're acting like every fantasy game and movie ever made doesn't exclusively use british accents

why does he stand like that?

No but my gf likes rimming me.

Needs about 200 burgers.

Made for Ganondorf

American accent didn't exist in the time period the setting is aping so there's no reason to use an american accent.

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why hasn't nintendo explored making zelda an explorable part of the map yet? they did it in the past with stuff like jabu jabu, and they could push some girl power bs with it as well

canon btw

there was also no bird people in england

That ass is pure soul kino. Meaty, juicy, coomy. AI is getting better.

Clearly the French.

Jesus Christ is that actually what happened? Do you have a source? Because honestly I can't believe it.

timmys can't get past those cheeks

rofl

ai

that image is from like 2017

Indeed.

BACK IN MYYYY DAY we called that scat
It's a shit eating scat fetish that normalized by the power of memes
Never underestimate the power of memes

Hot.

more concept art of my idea

30 minutes

still up.

nope it's AI

I wish Zelda would bathe me

Literally every thread shitting on BotW/TotK is a discord.

Why won't Link just fuck her?

How do you know? Were you there?

Japs are all sexually retarded

Anon Babble - Video Games

American accent didn't exist in the time period the setting is aping

Neither did the modern British accent that is always used.

That's what Ganon is for, much to the chagrin of linkfags

It's a one person bed. Link sleeps on a tent outside.

Because you'll buy it anyway

This but with Link (my hothusband)

This thread isn't shitting on BotW or Tiktok, troon.

modern british.

Most likely you will hear a variant of the Scottish English (dwarves/highlanders) and some southern english (hobbits/farmers) and then some London cockney accent if they are rough city lads or lasses.

Gooned and nutted to Link mpreg yesterday

His asspussy is better than Zelda's.

made for bgc

Very pretty butt.

No dick.

Mine? OwO

killing myself for you

Eating vagina increases oral cancer risk so that's no fun either

ganon is so lucky

Why does every coomer thread on this board always devolves into cuckholds spamming their SHITTED fantasies?

I assume he does fuck her. Just not while he's trying to save the world. He has priorities.

They used to be a bit better, they're getting more and more mega virgin

Reminder she’s some weirdo dragon hybrid freakazoid. Keep the bloodline pure, repopulate with Sheikah.

people constantly try to tell me how heckin sad and emotional it is, when Zelda breaks down into tears and cries

I'm just sitting there, bored out of my mind

Nintendo and Monolith Soft cannot write a compelling story. I've never once felt any sympathy for even a single one of their NPCs.

The ass that defeated Ganon's cock

Because Nintendo has made Link more sexless and feminine with each passing game

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Sex can result in unwanted disease in general, so it's generally just safer to stick to fapping.

it's way better with the japanese VA

As a white boy, why this turns me on so much?

Niggers like you would get stomped to death against a virile white male if you said this shit to my face, that’s why you hide behind the white mans internet and use the white mans language

Salsa on pic?

giwtwm

this is considered big to people

Correct

True but the constant Rink, RINK cracked me up

why do shitposters do things to make people angry and get a rise out of people?

Just looks like a white dude in shadow, do BBCuck posters even know what niggers actually look like?

How do you get this dialogue?

Farts of the Kingdom

Based?

it's always the same retards samefagging

erm, yup, based

Thank you, sir

ganon is so lucky

wipe the tears off your keyboard timmy it'll be ok