What's the most you've overreacted to a video game?

What's the most you've overreacted to a video game?

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they're a different breed

who the hell just has a chainsaw next to their battlestation?

you dont even have to look it up to know

how would you even do that
i don't feel like you'd be able to cut all the way through before dying

Speaks to how angry he was, I suppose.

Game

Lose

Looks trough window

See chainsaw in the shed

Get up

Go over

Crank, Crank, Crank

Turns on

Think

Proceed to self decapitate

Seriously, what a retard.

What dota 2 does to a motherfucker

i don't think you have to get it 100% off for the news to report it as a decapitation

Russia

someone "decapitates himself with a chainsaw"

people actually believe that's what happened

fucking fake news media lying again

I'd wager that the head didn't come clean off, just that he destroyed enough of his throat to just die there and then

Kind of shows how committed to the shit he was. I think there's a lot of steps between losing and your skin first touching the blade that you might realize it's not a good idea. And even after the first cut you'd think you'd get snapped out of it and stop but nah he just kept going

What a bitch.

Someone explain the logistics of this to me. How the fuck do you cut your head off with a chainsaw? The ones I've used require you to hold down a safety so he'd have to somehow keep the trigger pressed as he somehow orients his head at the right angle to do it. Duct tape the safety down and put the chainsaw in some clamps maybe?

HE
WAS
RUSSIAN
THAT is who has a fucking chainsaw next to their battlestation.

suicide rate 3x higher than the US

Didn’t know it was that bad. What causes this?

If people can officially shoot themselves in the back of the head twice, this doesn't seem like that much of a challenge.

you put it on the floor, turn it on and let gravity do the rest.

Once you got a good cut on your throat might as well make sure to finish the job, I suppose
The recovery could be all kinds of fucked if you somehow survived

He lived in Russia for starters.

Living in a horrible shit hole

Chainsaws are too unwieldy. How do you hold it and all while decapitating yourself? Maybe he just threw himself on a good old circular saw. Most people have those primitive ones with no safety features. Those can slice through limbs like salami.

eastern europe

I don't want to point fingers, but someone else killed him and blamed it on the games.

they are not pussies how have to go on living no matter what because the state needs their workforce, if they don't like their life they just quit in the most brutal way possible.

lack of sunlight and fast exposure to alcohol and other drugs.
but the lack of sun for most of the year is doing 90% of the work alone on the general depression of the russian populace

Probably found a way to keep it turned on and fell on it, and it ripped enough of his neck up that they just called it a decapitation because that was the manner of death, they're not going to go through the trouble of saying "massive shearing damage and removal of the carotid artery" or whatever is on an autopsy report.

be american

be a huge pussy and not kill yourself

be russian

be a fucking badass and kill yourself in the most brutal and manly way you can imagine.

they also catch AIDs in the most badass way compared to pussy americans.

The most I've done was destroy a keyboard. Now I just rage quit and don't play the game for two days and repeat.

You just know

honestly if he hadn't an hero'd he would have been prime conscription age for the war in Ukraine

The data shown is old though, Russia is 5th highest now, not 3rd:

1. Greenland
2. Guyana
3. Lithuania
4. South Korea
5. Russia

The way the greenlanders have been suiciding for decades, there can hardly be any left, it's not as if it was a big population to begin with.

I think unless you're heavily depressed lots of people would think "oh fuck stop this I need to live no matter what even if I'm disfigured"

You pretty much can't. You can gouge a pretty nasty skin wound and tear an artery but the moment you start cutting muscle the thing is going to be gummed up with blood and sinew.
They're not very good with wet stuff since they work through granulation to cut.

Aftershocks of communism. It never really heals. Kike rule induces permanent trauma.

third highest

just behind its neighbors Belarus and love from Kazakhstan

Lmao what the fuck is going on in that region of the world

So much shit. Bad culture, bad genes (they're basically a mutt mix of swedes, balts and germans. Look it up), no regulation on anything so they are breathing leaded gasoline and estrogen from plastic 24/7. Then mix in the guzzler mentality since they're so drugged up all the time means they have horrible mood crashes.

Russians will try to pull the fake badass barbarian shit but they're just a race of swedish women.

lack of sunlight

Russia is a large country, it practically borders with Turkey, unless there's more suicides in northern parts of Russia, I kind of doubt it.

Are there more suicides in Alaska than in US in general ?

despite the tough guy act Russia is a rotting corpse of a nation

Old data

very cold and depressing to live there, maybe just a better quality of life than Russia

No idea, I assume just terrible third world living

same but former Soviet territory

horrible work culture and women ruin everything I assume

Russia

jump off apartment block

not found for 2 days

Did he live in a post apocalyptic ghost town?

Even if it's old it was still true at one point in time which is just absurd to think about

Most of them live in sheds so it makes sense

Americans seem to be doing alright

You overestimate how much the average russian cares about something unrelated to him.

bad genes (they're basically a mutt mix of swedes, balts and germans

dang, whats good genes then? nigs?

Most pathetic attempt at a whatabout I've ever witnessed. Congratulations.

Kike rule induces permanent trauma.

Then the US is clearly fucked

If you think swedes and germans are good then lol what the fuck is your life?
Better stock comes from smaller, surrounding european countries or those that managed to breed out the bad traits of either.

Like what ? Stop dancing around the subject

Sounds tremendously vague, almost as if dodging the question itself. Would I get some specifics if I were to ask again or mere superficial commentary on the matter?

Maybe it was a murder and not suicide.

screaming FUCK and smashing my hands down on the desk so hard the keys popped out of my keyboard. Once I bit my keyboard it still has the marks from my canines. I used to ladder climb in SC2. Almost got to masters during WOL.

Cut his own head off with a chainsaw.

Metal.

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mentally ill mutt slav nation

If you're doing it slowly, sure
But depending on how the kid did it (like throwing himself at it, letting gravity do its thing), there might have been no going back

Why should I? There is no direct answer and the only thing it would serve is so you can pull that homosexual "Oh but what about other thing?" retards like to do.
I've said my piece and I am under no obligation to give you ammo to make yourself feel better.

I am not surprised in the slightest.

I uninstalled

League of legends or street fighter, broke controllers and smashed desks. I'm free of the first "game" and calmed down on the second one now

this isn't physically possible

Matthew 5:30

If your right hand makes you stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to go into hell.

Broke compooder screen 2 times in my life and thats about it. That was when I was young and didnt know how to control my autism, now I just walk away because its not that deep nigga.

That's slitting his own throat. I expect at LEAST severe spinal damage.

If you jam the safety open, and drop a chainsaw on your own neck, or fall on a chainsaw, would that do it?

I suspect any suicidal russian adultish person has an out, and can get paid to be suicidal. Or they're running out of people.

It doesn't matter if all the ingredients are good. If you mix them together you get a dysgenic mutt.

you're overthinking it. It was probably just a mistranslation.

semi-russian explains:
1. low quality of life, social spendings are laughable, education is useless
2. masculine culture, those who do watch cartoons and have no family in their 30s will be ashamed of themselves
3. women that do self-esteem themselves like western but are as demanding as asian, with some preferring not-so-big caucasian cocks.

Off topic garbage. Go back

People who use tree trunks as chairs.

Why are Russians like this?

Shoved my controller up my ass

still has more tariffs on China than China has on us

losing

Anon, I think you're retarded

Trump derangement syndrome is real

Maybe it was a murder and not suicide.

Ding, ding.

after seeing the death of the character Itachi Uchiha

"he didn't know what was reality and what was fiction anymore"

This is actually a king response and I am sad a child responded to it.

If you think swedes and germans are good

compared to Russians, they actually are

Swedes are just proactive russians and germans are the indians of europe.

swedes and russian dont give a fuck about each other since Poltava, i cant recall anything about them

germans are the indians of europe

in 1700 probably, nowadays it's the definition of russians

Probably smashing a 70 dollar controller on the ground after getting my ass handed to me on street fighter. I felt very stupid shortly after, didn’t play any competitive games for awhile after.

Probably just another BS story to get ad clicks or something.