Will you be browsing this board and site on your death bed?

I plan on killing myself far before I reach the point of being a bed-ridden old fuck

I bet you said that about 30, what happened to that plan did you turn 30?

I'll do it once I get so old I start pissing myself

you won't

I won't be letting myself turn into a decrepit geriatric zombie like most people. The instant I even get the slightest impression that my mind or body are slipping into a dependent state, I'm going to wander into the wilderness and let myself die of hypothermia and/or dehydration.

i thought this so i racked up a bunch of credit card debt then didn't kill myself

this except opiate overdose, why the fuck would i go and suffer a week long death or blow my brains out and leave a horror scene and a mess to clean up for my loved ones instead of having the most blissful experience known to man in my final minutes?

not living in a country with legal euthanasia even on nonterminal grounds

shiggydiggydoo

Shooting myself seems way shorter and easier than getting put down in a hospital

I am right now

Idk Realistically speaking this website is likely going to die before I reach the deathbed age

Sure thing

yeah and I did kill myself at 30 but I got better and here we are
turns out the efficacy of suicide varies wildly

I plan on building a gulliotine and offing myself before I hit 50. Only 3,885, + or - up to 7, days to go.

I hope I die soon. Had a constant headache for months now and I kind of hope it's a tumor, ngl.

I cannot explain the mental torture I got through everyday. Worst of all it was all avoidable and is completely my fault that I'm in this situation. I'm 26 and have done nothing positive ever. I have only brought sadness and anger to the few people who know me.
At the moment, I'm just waiting. Something inevitable is coming and when it does that's when I'll go.

Something inevitable is coming

elaborate

I've thought long and hard about it and realized I'm probably gonna die baiting someday. I should really set up some kind of measures to make that less embarrassing. But I'll be dead so then again who cares.

Something inevitable is coming

Yeah no shit, its called time you fucking emo git.

deathbed

No such thing as a bed for a flattened puddle of gore

Cool thread.
Janitors, you know what to do.

Worst of all it was all avoidable and is completely my fault that I'm in this situation. I'm 26 and have done nothing positive ever. I have only brought sadness and anger to the few people who know me.

Have self-compassion anon. You can't change the past, all you can do is learn from it.

I did bad things and the police are investigating

i rather be euthanized when im no longer able to be autonomous in a comfortable way.

Low IQ beasts cannot comprehend the concept of indifference. They cannot leave past errors, and they cannot understand the triviality of social interactions. It's not something they can learn, because it's ingrained in their instincts, so you should not bother teaching indifference

i spent my entire 20s being a raging degenerate heroin addict, in and out of jail and prison, being an absolute menace to everyone around me and nearly dying countless times
if i could get my shit together and get my families respect back and get a good job, get married and have a kid you can get off your fat ass and fix your shit too

so you're a pedo

No, the issue is that everyone's parents grew up in a different world and failed to prepare their kids. They had homes and got married by the time they were 25. As a young man like that guy, you look around and go "welp guess I'm fucked" when you should be operating on the updated firmware. 30 is the new 20. Gotta take advantage of how shit your 20s are and kind of learn to teach yourself everything nobody teaches you so you can be a real man in your 30s.

people doomering about being unable to function

literally just fucking exercise and eat protein
normalfags waste away because they have no muscle, no training and a shit diet
consume 80 grams of actual animal sourced protein per day, be it meat, milk, eggs or just whey powder

Something inevitable is coming and when it does that's when I'll go.

That sounds fucking retarded lmao, what the fuck does that even mean nigga. Bro you're gonna be in your late fifties tied to full body VR having sex with a harem of full sensation inducing 10/10 women and you'll think back like "god damn I was a fucking fag thirty years ago"

Bro you're gonna be in your late fifties tied to full body VR

no he won't you fucking retard

Start running BwE

oh shit lmao I missed that.
pedophile absolutely BTFO lmao he will never get to fuck fictional lolis legally in VR

I'm obviously withholding details retard and I don't care about whatever shit might happen in the distant future. What I care about is my life today because I'm living it.

I sure hope so! This is the only place on the internet you can have real conversations with people sometimes.

slowly scrolls through phone gallery filled with images of anime feet

chooses lust provoking image of choice

now that the dust ha-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Maybe not the site, but pretty much every board that isn't Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, and Anon Babble will be dead by the end of the decade.

You did all that and then you turned into a narcissist who passive aggressively shits on strangers, good job.

sometimes tough love is necessary