Oh you want to do basic things like change your display name? Go ahead! Huh? No, we won't charge you for it that'd be stupid.
Here, you can decorate your profile page with tons of different collectables, achievements, backgrounds, avatar borders, and badges that you collect by just using the store or playing your favorite games. And we keep track of how long you've been with us and playing each of your games without having to use some third party website. All for free, of course.
You can upload your own mods and creations to the workshop and discussion tabs easily to share with everyone!
Oh yeah, and also here's a bunch of sales that run year round. Have fun!
I know Steam isn't perfect like with allowing literally anything no matter how garbage it is onto the store with barely any regulations, or pretty much creating microtransactions/lootboxes but how is every single other games platform so terrible in comparison?