Me vs You

Me

click PS5 ($400) button to wake up, click on game to play

You

start $3000 computer

“your PC is updating. Please don’t turn off… 20 minutes left…”

PC finally starts

click on a game

computer freezes because microsoft edge is starting in the background

click again

steam opens

”steam is updating. please wait…”

wait 2 minutes for updates

launch game

“directX error: Please reinstall DirectX”

spend 10 minutes troubleshooting DirectX

restart PC

game finally launches

Nvidia driver update pops up

“new Nvidia driver available. restart to install.”

click “Later”

game stutters and lags because of outdated drivers

click again to launch

”game is verifying files. Please wait…”

wait 5 more minutes

me plays any game modded to the brim

you uhhhhh demon souls

what year are we in bros I can't tell anymore

Wait you actually play video games?
That shits for kids bruh

PCbros... not like this...

False
You can still play a game without updating windows while ps5 won't even let you log in if system software is 1 update out of date

Captcha: vgays

Don't Playstation players have to find the CD and put it in their drive? By the time the CD tray closes, a PC gamer will already be past the main menu.

Kek It do be like that.

Click on game to play

Incorrect, the PS5 has no games.

literally why would i want to play games and browse the internet on different devices, it just sounds retarded. every time I turn my xbox on I gotta do a 30 minute update and I still can't do shit on it because I don't have le subscriptions

true

That's only realistic for PC players who haven't turned on their computer in over a month.

Xbox One should signify that it only takes one second to turn on, load any game and be playable no matter what. Instead it should still be called the Xbox 360, because it still takes about 360 seconds to be able to start it up, download whatever gay update for whatever gay game you play, then be able to play it.

one thing connects those two
neither one owns their games

TRVKE

I kneel...

click on game to play

"system is out of date. installing latest anti-homebrew measures... please wait..."

"installing patch. Please wait... 40 Gigabytes left"

"Playstation Plus expired! Please enter your credit card information..."

Launch pc

Download 200mb steam update which takes seconds

play games at 4k 60 fps

update my windows when I'm done playing like once a month

More like two years.

I don't get any of that cause i know how to use a pc but i could do all the pc stuff before your game disk has even loaded your game.

Liar you got more slower updates and instalations compared to pc even with the "SUPER SSD"

You forgot the cool trophy system that is way better than steam achievements or gamerscore

kek yea that is me
still never getting a console again thobeitevermore

Thanks for beta testing snoytroon

Me

find yellow and white wire on desk, carefully press the button to not break the solder joint again

press enter on grub screen

type in password on lightdm greeter

open lutris/steam

press play

PCbros... how do we recover from this...

We sell our PCs, buy a PS5 and stop playing video games

KEKAROO PC VEGANS DO BE LIKE THAT!

he has to use a PC or PS5

you are a gay nigger if you dont use a atari powered by a big block V8 engine

My pc starts up in like 2 seconds due to 2 gen5 NVMe in RAID0

dust off my Series X to play Doom

for some after some recent update you can no longer directly boot games from the main dashboard, another menu pops out THEN you can press play.

What the fuck is happening to consoles

3rd world console war started years ago.

Corporate greed and retarded third party online drm layering in everything

turn on PS5

get personal information and card details stolen in the monthly PSN hack

ps5

click on game

??? what "game"?

astrobot

tried to watch YouTube on ps4

won't let me log in

update takes for-fucking-ever to download

not an Internet issue because it's lightning fast on pc and switch

ps4 restarts

installing takes forever too

restarts again

finally able to log in

PSN is down

Me:

pays for internet once

free games

free multiplayer

huge library spanning 30 years of games

emulation

your eternal seethe

more like whole gaming era with emulation

Toasterbro here, absolute demmoralised with PTSD, greentext is real, but you forget:

gets game FOR COMPUTER

you can NOT use keyboard and mouse, just keyboard or you have to invest (waste) more money and buy a controller

or if you can, it's clunky af