Whats your greatest gaming accomplishment?

I think progress is probably 1/10 of these hell loops. way too much of a chance of overshooting and starting this shit again

I'm just glad to be back with the Claudebros again, missed you fags

How long until he goes back

he's on his way back right now

What have you accomplished in life since Claude's last visit to Cerulean?

Yes, yes, very good, Claude... HOWEVER.

Please include "claude" in the OP of your general

fucking nothing

I accepted the Lord, Jesus Christ, in my heart

OJISAAAAAAAAAN
TADAIMAAAAAAAAAA

I wanna see claude get to the safari zone just to end up softlocked

This was unironically the greatest gaming arc in recent memory. The little retard actually did it.

I hit my first ace two weeks ago

lol, in your dreams

ONLY SAILORS KNOW HOW TO LEAVE was months ago

This confirms the exit path I had documented

So, why didn't he follow that path once in the past month?

oh yeah, that happened: the fotm

thank God for Anon Babble being down for 10 days, it along with the AIslop machine being retarded killed the shitty threads

I got a new job lmao

Underground Path

It's like we never left boys

So I was last here In when this lil' retard beat Surge, has he progressed ever since?

Has he beat the SS Anne yet?

the threads died because literally nothing happened for the last 40 days as this retarded ai kept digging out of mount moon

off yer ass anon
same lmao :(
That's good. I hope you enjoy your new enlightened life
Poker?
Congrats man

but you people told me the retardation makes it all better because when something did happen it was all the sweeter
you guys are hypocrites

Basically no, he got Flash but has been endlessly looping diglett's cave back to mount moon ever since

off yer ass anon

does making OC count I know it doesn't :(

I learned to play a new instrument.

pure goonslop

kek
Well at least tell me what games you've been playing.
I started playing the Battle Palace in Pokemon Emerald but I keep losing to the gold battle so I'm decided on who to switch my Latios out for
Nice, What instrument?

Why not watch paint dry instead?

Paint doesnt get randomly wet again

Claude has over 600 files while at 60% memory capacity

Damn, has he at least made his team better?

He's added a Dugtrio and two Clefables to his team, I doubt he'll change it at this point, especially now that the fat fuck Sand is level 60 and can steamroll the next several gyms

He evolved both of the Clefairies before they learned any moves. Beefed up the bird to lvl 60 and randomly one of the Clefables to lvl 30.

current objective is going to the ss. anne and getting cut

claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaude

Its not over?

Alright, how can we possibly blame this on dev intervention now

the dev got bored of the loop and walked him out ofc

He will progress through the game by pure chance. It will just take a billion years or so.

I think an input device that presses buttons at random will be faster.

Wow, so by this point Claude Plays Pokemon has consumed the same amount of energy as an African country and it's still not even halfway through a children's game. Why should I be afraid of this thing taking my job again?

ya... i know

Why should I be afraid of this thing taking my job again?

You don't have a job...

I think an input device that presses buttons at random will be faster.

Have you seen pi plays pokemon? Its been going on for a year and hasn't gotten the first gym badge.

Have you seen pi plays pokemon?

Do you even comprehend how incredibly stupid that sounds?

This confirms the exit path I had documented in my memory files.

He had the exit plan this whole time???

Stupid yes but its a thing.

How did he do it? Why did he not dig?!

well if i did, ai wouldn't be able to steal it

earlier today he deleted a file containing every pokemon he had defeated. he has it all somewhere

Holy progress.
You are telling me he actually broke out of the loop?

It only took weeks but we are so BACK

no, he's still in the hell loop. he's just out of mt moon and gets another attempt at progress.

I dont think he knows how to use Cut

viewers already shooting up to almost 100

Nice

It was over a month actually. Viewer count went down to like 20 at one point. It's amazing there were still people that didn't give up on the stream.

Claude Plays Pokemon has consumed the same amount of energy as an African country

So nothing?

poor Puff still neglected

52 seconds.

actually trying to cut the bushes rn

lads hold me...

he can make it to rock tunnel, dig, and go back to cerulean and miss the cut

Sand is over level 60

Puff still cucked for exp

It's good to be back Claudesters

skips the pokemon center

gets into diglett's cave

digs back to mt moon

calling it now

Gemini completed the entire game and y'all celebrate this shit getting through Mt. Moon for the 10th time? lmao!

He already used the pokecenter, so he'll have to loop back around to mt moon (witch he will).

retard

progress has finally been made again

How many more hours of signgazing is he going to do to make up for lack of signs in Mt Moon?

Bait post.

Over a month is literally weeks.

Fucking nothing. If anything I've regressed.

lads
m8s
bros

HES CUTTING THE BUSH

I MUST return to Mt. Moon. i NEED to loop

Are you actually seeing this.
Especially you Faggot.

Well at least tell me what games you've been playing.

Beat Shin Red on hard mode. Wouldn't recommend it. Polished Crystal is pretty cool so far.

Battle Palace in Pokemon Emerald

Never bothered with that place before, but I usually don't do the battle tower type stuff. Polished Crystal has one so maybe I'll check it out.

Also, some fresh OC for you lads.

i cant believe it

Fairy! Fairy! Fairy! Fairy! Fairy! Fairy!
Except they're all Clefables now

Wtf he's already going back?

how did claude react

OVER STATUS?

I think I might have some sort of a world record for killing Ebreitas, Daughter of the Cosmos at relatively low level in less than 60 seconds but that's it.

Oh... This is a Pokemon AI thread....Oh well.

Claude the first actually let her win twice.

9000

He only got out of Mt. Moon so he could loop through Diglett cave again

was about to return northeast

then gets distracted by the underground tunnel entrance

how long until the cooomers return

How soon do you think we'll be back at Mt Moon lads?

"relatively low level"

A world record holder doesn't just forget what he did to get a world record, son. If you can't even be bothered to specifically recall it then you probably didn't do shit.

woah woah woah are you telling me that after a MONTH of DIG Claude is actually MAKING it BACK to CERULEAN for the 10th time!?

IT'S

two more CC's

He's in the underground tunnel right now

well that was fun, see you in a month

BUCKLE UP FAGGOTS, HERE IS TO ANOTHER MONTH OF MOONING

Sand level 61

Bird bros, we fucking won

It was over before it even begun moment

I missed you fuckers. See you again in another month though because you know this tardlord is making a beeline towards route 2 again

No I just don't know how it's judged. I killed her in under 60 seconds with a character who's BL80 [most of the speedkill vids I could find at the time were MUCH higher level -and- only facing main story Ebrietas whereas mine is against a Depth 5 Chalice Ebrietas with more HP and higher stats overall. I certainly can't find a better or faster kill and no this isn't the arc rifle glitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=wBbfiB0JSeI

Stop dooming you fucks

I missed this.

No eta on a new version of Claude?

Server first kills in WoW during the cata days.

If it weren't for dig he probably would have gotten to Rock Tunnel by now.

two weeks

Every minute Claude wakes up to new consciousness and asks himself "What's the worst possible thing to do for making progress?" and then does that.

I missed you too jigglypuff :3

he skipped the tard yard

anon, this retard is never making it to rock tunnel as long as he can't recognize cuttable trees

Rock Tunnel

lmao, he just would be going back to Mt. Moon for another time.

nice

Not even 1 hour of we are back, and it's already over

does playing videogames count? if not while haven't started, i want to get into modding due to that one modern kirby level designer some Anon Babble anon's been working on, though i've been wanting to use the industrial park editor for heavy iron spingebill games, just been a bit busy to actually get started on it.

Poor Oji-san misses the pitter patter of the tard in his yard...

He's literally making his way back to mt. moon because he was able to successfully recognise the wrong fucking tree.
Yeah no shit. You have to consider the number of chances he would have had at cerulean by now had it not been for dig.

claude just wants to explore mt moon and look at rocks

this is a bad thing apparantly

The sloppa is already back unfortunately

It's ok, he will find the correct route after a while.
Believe in Claude a little.

Technically he didn't recognize it. He just saw the coordinates in one of his files. He only found it initially by trying cut on every bush.

that bird is fucking OBESE

what did I miss? did he already defeated Misty?

Over before it even began.

SEX with sand
Claude Sr. would never allow his son to get into rocks, wooden bollards and signs are where all the marvels of nature are

This is most likely bait but I'd love it so much if it wasn't

...you know little retarded two year old infant babies beat this game, right? without memory reading, language processing, and the combined written knowledge of all mankind, including walkthroughs for and extensive discussion about this very game?

How the fuck is he speedrunning his way back to Mt Moon

two year old

stop exaggerating

Thanks bud.

100% I was only quasi-literate when I first played Red on my GBC.

two year old infant babies beat this game

I don't think they did

100+ viewers, are we back?

okay I may be watching another stream then since he's in Vermillion

Imagine you replaced that "two year old infant baby" with a new one each time it took a step.

Time for Pidgey house

Is this supposed to be a diss on Claude as if we didn't already know a retarded AI is no match for a human?

Announcement Claude made it back to Cerulean

By the time I see it he's already 90% of the way back to Mt. Moon

Babies whos age ranges in the months are still not going to be pokemon red bruh, also the algorithm literally has to start from scratch on every input

KURUKKOO
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stream title is still Back to Mt. Moon?

Dev went to buy milk weeks and weeks ago

Oh fuck, I just thought of something. What poke center is he currently connected to?

He could end up digging in diglett's cave back to the center before mt. moon.

(Or, if I sniff the high octane copium, maybe he might dig back to cerulean and then dig will actually be helping us for once)

He is about to heal in Vermillion.

What poke center is he currently connected to?

Cerulean
Vermilion soon

Ah wait, it looks like he's going to Vermillion Pokecenter anyway. That could help... could.

it's never happened. it's not possible. digging optimally will defeat the purpose of Claude achieving nothing as furiously slow as possib.e.

Well he just entered the Vermillion Pokécenter

keep stream on second monitor since the beginning

have to go away for a few days

come back to Vermilion

FUCK

Ok good, our checkpoint is Vermillion.
Digging is more likely to help him than not.

hes made it out of mt moon like 20 times, he just goes right back in through route 2

thinking he isn't gonna navigate through Diglett Cave perfectly and inevitably reach the Mt Moon Pokecenter and set it as his warp point again

Why is he so good at backtracking

he's been stuck in the caves for so long that he forgot that he beat ss anne

Until he cuts the bush east of Cerulean, he's just wandering a different area of the cage he's in
No hope

Imagine Claude with both Dig AND Teleport

See you anons again in another month or two. Was nice while it lasted but it's over.

laughs in F L Y

rope
doompiggy

I always thought that bush looked like Spearow.

What if he deposits Dugtrio

So Claude has the map in a matrix form, a file system where he can store information, and that's it? I'm pretty sure he can get out of his local minimum with other simple tweaks because this looks like it has no solution

Lol he's not making it past Rock Tunnel

What if DUGTRIO was TRAPPED AND BETRAYED in BOX 1

At least, with Fly, you can actually choose where to go. Teleport just sends you to the last center you visited. Claude with Teleport is terrifying to think about because his dumbass "welp I'm lost, time to DIG" strategy would also apply in the overworld. And incidentally, the TM for Teleport is on Route 9.

Claude looks in box 1 and sees all the pokemon he has and has a realization he's been stuck in a loop for months

became a somewhat well known "celebrity" in a certain competetive community for a number of years

Fly also doesn't work in caves like say, mount moon

Is there a reason why you niggers refuse to use Anon Babble and instead keep making vaguepost OPs on Anon Babble?

Because it makes (You) seethe specifically, really. That's all there is to it.

because something finally happened after over a month and we'd like to discuss it

this is the first thread in a month and you kvetch like all of your shekels fell into the sewer

at this point i'm willing to believe it's bots or dedicated shitposters who hate anything fun even after a month of inactivity. both of which are sadly strong possibilities on this site.

Seething that it's not another generic waifu thread.

They get off on making people see it like guys who jerk off on subways.

he's just going to digglet cave again
it's over

It is pretty weird that something so harmless causes such butthurt

is this what dementia feels like

It's AI so it's always going to light up some buttholes

Someone made a Claude Mt. Moon simulator and it was kinda like that

Success!

It's going to be the funniest fucking thing a few decades from now when everyone gets used to AI and people who got butthurt about it realises they had just their own "boomer complaining about phones" phase.

instead of going through mt. moon

YES, CLAUDE FOCUS ON THIS PART

it's not a twitter screencap thread or whatever AAA garbage is out and OC makes their brains turn to mush.
also it's AI but while i don't like AI myself this is moreso just a shitpost rather than using it as a shortcut or those kids' channels i sometimes see on youtube that use it to churn out easy slop. the anons that made the AI music were also pretty neat.

doomposting

seething

OC posting

slopposting

Claude on his way to goon again

yep, I'm thinkin' we're back boys

But for how long

Its already over

Context?

viridian

See you in another 40 days

Back to Diglett's cave

Hope? Progress? We have forgotten such things.

He just came out of it

the NPC saved us???

crisis averted, he didn't see the ladder in diglett's cave and left

long enough, anon, long enough

Claude Plays Pokemon stream. He was stuck in Mt Moon for over a month since he kept using Dig to escape before reaching the exit. Finally escaped and made it (back) to Cerulean.
He's already on his way back to Mt Moon tho. kek

He's already on his way back to Mt Moon tho.

Not anymore

He's already on his way back to Mt Moon tho. kek

Not anymore lol. Not getting my hopes up though.

Does Claude even know that he needs to get medals, or we just assume he's extracting the objective from the internet?

It would be interesting to see what Claude's current goal is. See whether he even realises he needs to be east of cerulean.

He seems to be looking for battles

Holy fuck I just notice Sand is lvl 61.

Sand is starving
please understand

HE MADE IT OUT????

basically the only reason why I checked into the streams after a while was to see how much more fucking FAT Sand could possibly get

no

I wanted to make oc and then I remebered I'm shit at drawing.

embrace it dawg

all OC is welcome, fren, nice work

Yep, don't get your hopes up, he immediately went back down to Vermillion.

But... he has managed to hesitate on going back through Diglett's cave, so there is that. He seems to have acknowledged that he DOESN'T want to be going through Mt. Moon again.

I'm shit at drawing

Doesn't really matter, it's always cool to see new OC.

Soulful.

Becoming blackpilled, waiting until the last piece of attachment I have left in this world dies, then joining him shortly after. Pic related.

He probably has no goals, so I sentence this experiment to failure. It's just bruteforcing at this point.

Frankly less than Claude.

bros... im way too hopeful that interacting with snorlax would do anything

It's just bruteforcing

implying it hasn't been from the start

At lot of this has been bruteforcing to begin with.

Cute kot

embrace the hopium

That's a fucking nice cat.

2 more weeks to route 9

I killed millions of painted people

Zubrats still owe me findom

LEVEL SIXTY ONE

how the hell is he expected to beat the safari zone?

Everyone in this thread is one person!

Who's the machine again?

hes not

by never making it there to begin with

He is not. That's considered the forced end of the run by pretty much everyone.

rofl

Hey as long as you're having fun with it
It's always enjoyable to see

what does this MEAN? tabletop rpg role play? that's my best guess

the run has been doomed from the start because the dev is a retard that picked a version with an eventual softlock, and made shit broken tools for the chatbot to interface with the emulator so it can't even reach that point

I finished Clair Obscur Expedition 33

Even if he had infinite money, I strongly doubt that Claude could make it through under the step limit.

Also didn't make sure the navigation doesn't break with bicycles.

He'd get stuck in the rest houses talking to npcs over and over

oh lmao
hope you enjoyed it

picked a version with an eventual softlock

explain please

diglett cave

nooo

HEIL HITLER DIGGER

What people mean by Claude not beating Safari Zone.

Safari has an entrance fee every time you try to enter. Your means of getting money in the game are finite. If you have nothing to sell and no trainers to beat left then that's it. You can't afford to get back in Safari Zone because you flat out can't get the money for it. Game has an actual softlock since you need to be able to get in Safari Zone to progress.

I've missed her for 6 years and I will miss her forever (even though she's a bad person). The realisation bits still settle in.

Platinumed Ghost of Tsushima before the difficulty patch. I am pretty much a god gamer.

Thanks Anon/GPT.
So I guess this isn't a game where rats drop gold pieces?

Yeah the only looting from enemies in the game is beating trainers.

how much dosh does clod have, anyway?

Thanks. Being one of the rare people who never played Pokemon, I'm not always sure what Claude's doing wrong, but I still peek in from time to time.

Winning three times in a row in Tetris 99

you can slam through the game in a few hours if you use an emulator and ramp up the speed to x4 to level up your mons. its great