Game has realistic physics

game has realistic physics

Nobody can say why this couldn't work btw

idiot plenty of people can explain how this doesn't work

It would work dough, you just need strong legs

bros wtf

this actually would decrease the force of the impact probably not enough to save your life tho

even if you have strong legs the chair isn't grounded on a heavy enough surface to exert the force necessary for counteracting the gravity & weight/velocity at which you are falling

Why wouldn't this work?

The mythbusters did

man these stupid ass comics used to make me laugh.
a different time

debunked

go try it, you just need to jump from the top of an 8 story building or higher, or it won't work.

you know why it couldn't work or you'd do it

(((mythbusters)))

well?

((((Mythbusters))))

It theoretically could work but you would need legs so strong that the chair would fucking explode upon you jumping off

the chair isn't grounded on a heavy enough surface

Why would it matter? It's unrealistic for a regular human, sure, but I could do it. Huge ass rockets slow down for landing by pushing on air, even without chairs.

this isn't troll, it's just real

Why wouldn't this work?

No it's not retard. That'd be illegal as fuck for them to lie to your face like that and go "OH YOUR MONEY IS SAFE IN OUR SAFE =))))" only for them to spend it on shit. The way banks work in real life is through the dwarves

Source?

You need an opposing force to counteract gravity and reverse your accrued momentum. You’d only be able to push off the air resistance of the object so you’d need impossibly strong legs and an impossibly durable chair. Also your body would be severely injured from the massive instant deceleration.

This would NOT work, fuck you faggot kys

that's just straight up what all banks do.

youtu.be/8mht9JpeMjo

Dont try this guys it makes ketchup gas

Explain why this wouldn't work.

I tried this in 2008, crashed the economy :(

Yet I notice that you didn't. I wonder why.

this isn't troll physics, it actually would slow you down. that's how rockets work.
you just can't jump hard enough for it to work

Mathematicians are super mad about this one lol

game lets you break supposed physics limits

It's funny how this works for integration but not pi

Mathematicans know that the limit of a sequence doesn't have to share any properties with any element of a sequence. For example the sequence

1, 1/2, 1/3, ... , 1/n, ...

Has only positive terms yet the limit is 0 which is not positive.

Cave Story

light doesn't have mass bro. but since that's the case, why isn't the speed of light infinite since nothing exists to hold it back?

game has an infinite cloning glitch

I believe that

explain this one then
lmao pwned

If light aint got no mass then why come I seen it push stuff around

spacetime says no

deathbattle unironically uses this kind of logic and it's hilarious

Division by (a - x) which is equal to 0 which strictly forbidden.

Clever girl

Math is so stupid

nooo, you can’t do this basic thing it’s not allowed?

oh, you showed something that breaks everything? Uuuh never mind let’s just call it an “imaginary number”

dude if you add all positive integers together it makes a negative number. That doesn’t make sense? Too bad, I “proved” it lol

light doesn't have mass

wrong, it's just too light to be observed

*sip* yup, soldat was a good game

Pythagoras and his geometry cult allegedly murdered a man by drowning because he presented the concept of irrational numbers to Pyhtagoras and they did not match his math wizardry worldview.

okay try to justify why this wouldn't work

b-but muh laws of thermodynamics

Eat it, idiots

I remember as a kid thinking I could hook up a lightbulb to a solar panel to get infinite energy out of it. I kept it a secret because I thought I’d discovered something huge

a=x

2a-2x=a+x-2x

2(a-x)=a+x-2x

2(a-x)=a-x

a-x=0(due to a=x)
2a-2x=2(a-x)=2*0=0
a+x-2x=2x-2x=0

Now it becomes:

a=x

0=0

0=0

0=0

cannot observe something

"it's real though!"

fucking christfags.

This would work, that's why they don't want you to do it

Is there a video game where this can actually occur?

It does theoretically work, but the cost of the journey is far greater than the difference you'd get.

So you think the negligible difference in weight will offset the travel costs?

It doesn't work if each gold trader uses a scale that's correctly calibrated for the place they work at.

based

what happens when humans become a space species

good thing you can make gold for free

GMod

NPCs make no logical sense

Explain this one away then, athiests

Probably oblivion/skyrim/fallout 3

Already posted earlier itt
You genberated infinite cringe and must sudoku

@grok why this memes not workin?

You’d only be able to push off the air resistance of the object

Wrong, you are missing inertia, both the guy and chair are at the same speed, if he jumps from it with enough force, it would accelerate him enough to stop falling for a moment or even rise.
You would still need impossibly strong legs though.

The carried inertia from the gravity of your fall.
Unless you have such amazing legs, you can blow a wall into concrete (and thus wouldn't be injured by the fall anyway), the inertia causes the needed pressure to halt your descent is on the point blank grenade level.

tell me why this wouldn't work

the sun gives free energy

there is a finite number of suns

can sell them for a lot of money

make a stellar engine that uses the sun's own energy to move the sun to another place to sell it

???

free money

That's called a Shkadov thruster

But the other anons method never tends to pi, because it's always constantly 4

Yeah. You just kick against its air resistance. Get stronger legs, bro.

if you want light to move faster, simply feed it negative mass

so you just need a heavier chair then

I thought it was the polar opposite?

Kratos can catch a person going a completely linear speed while he's already prepped

That means he has the full ability to be mobile at any movement or technique at the same speed

A guy can hold out a small country's realm in a conceptual level, that means Kratos would survive doing it literally when he has trouble with trees.

Despite the fact Asura was punching out entire celestial bodies by the end.

It's not profit though, banks have to invest a lot of the profit they make from investing their money into safe transport, security, etc. Sure they make a killing but it's not all 100% profit.

That said, state banks ensure stuff like bank runs never happen because the money isn't invested in stock gambling, but you know we'll never do something like that (for some reason, unless you live in south dakota)

kratos is faster than light because he can block sunlight with his hand

Explain why this wouldn't work.

it requires discipline

Same. My favourite was the one about being able to achieve a manned mission to the Sun if it leaves at night.

You left out the step of getting the government to let you operate on fractional reserve.

step 3 is optional btw

does this work?

No it doesn't you fucking retard

i miss when the internet was fun

yes, it works once you die.

A power that we're all capable of... if only we become Better Men™

rage comics were better than söyjaks

why is everything getting worse

Depression isnt real

Trvke

The vertical force of you jumping is less than that of your terminal velocity from your initial jump out of the building.

no but you can delude yourself into being happier and that really works

could this work?

man i couldve sworn i have some amazing ones saved somewhere, meanwhile take these captcha comics

maybe yours
I don't skip leg day

how do you think a rocket's thrusters work

mythresults.com/episode17

found some
old as fuck, before all of you newfags were here

fuck I remember other game(not cave story) where this was also possible but I can't remember now
I think it explicitly worked by increasing weapon recoil

It does work. You only need to train in a hypergravity chamber until your legs are so strong you can launch a chair into the air thousands of kilometers per hour while lying on your back.

jump at last second

somehow strong enough to fully counteract the speed the chair and the person are moving at

chair magically doesn't just get pushed away from you to falling faster than you after you jump

Even taking all those things into account, jumping at the rate that would cancel the fall would splatter you because you're at the point decelerating faster than you would if you hit the ground.

It still is, you just need to get off the mass normalfag containment chambers

yeah, you're not supposed to jump so hard that you fully counter the force
but half as strong? you'd be saved

Soldat?

Depression is just in your mind, just think

Wait, being depressed is cringe

And you will stop being depressed.

but what if instead of a chair it's a really long metal stick and you let it hit the ground first?

Grats on going splat like you fell from 5 stories instead of 10.

No. This does, though

Reimu's gohei

taxes

Okay

reading in your bed at night

enjoy your spine and eye cancer

proof?

If falling speed is constant, why does falling from a 8 stories building do more damage than falling from 3 meters high?

Because it stacks

terminal velocity

falling speed only becomes constant after acceleration

you aren't accelerating fast enough to reach terminal velocity at 3m compared to like ~70-80m of an 8-story building

MAGAtards be like

You’d only be able to push off the air resistance of the object so you’d need impossibly strong legs and an impossibly durable chair
i don't think the chair needs to be especially durable, but it does need to have at least the same mass as you. if the chair doesn't have enough mass then it cannot provide enough opposite force to actually lift you. basically the same reason why kicking against a wall moves you back while kicking the air does not

Isn't this how fiber optics work?

this is why jesus invented alcohol

Because it's missing steps 5.A) - 5.F) where i wake up and need 15-45 minutes to fall back asleep.

kek this

we are so fucked

This got me thinking.

earth is 40075km in circumference at the equator (radius of 6378.137km)

highest point at the equator is 6263m in the Andes

add 6263m + 50m safety to the radius

radius of clear space above earth's surface at the equator is 40115km

acquire 40115km unobtainium cable

tow it around the equator 6.3km above ground

use troll science to weld both ends together after circumnavigation

cable can't fall because it's taut and stretched around the world

found Troll Cable Car Inc. and start your own international cable car company

???

profit

nooooooooooo you can't just divide by zero!!!1

ur mom after we had Sex in ur bed lol

You measure mass

conveniently cut out the first frame where you can see the chocolate bar being taller in height compared to the end.

repeat as often as you can

no going out because gotta get up early

no allnighters doing passion work because gotta get up early

no doing anything other than workshift and chores during 6 days of the week because gotta get up early

it's easy to do if you're a neet or someone with no passions or friends, otherwise not so much

inb4 someone comes to contradict it because they got twice the ammount of free time than normal people do

it's gonna bend and fall, otherwise it's gonna sag at one edge until it touches solid ground, and then the absolute mass such cable would have causes massive earthquakes or whatever

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you can literally see the corner piece grow as it refits

Finding out that moving a solid object simply propagates a wave of particle motion even in a solid blew my mind.

do not research this

To change your trajectory or even stop your fall you'd need legs strong enough to generate enough force that it would be the equivalent of just surviving the fall in the first place.

Do you think there is a research lab somewhere that is trying these toll physics memes?

it's because of gravitational length contraction the closer you to the ground, the sudden contraction causes your body to get squished very fast

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

You put the chair on top of another chair then jump, stupid.

Just buy enough at once.

The more time I spend doing repetitive cleaning or self-maintenance the more run down I feel, even on days off
The more I lie down and eat and play videogames, the better I feel apart from the occasional racing pulse

Aren't there fuck all people in Alaska, would there even be anyone to sell your gold to

That's why you raise the chair up while you're in the middle of falling you fucking dipshit. Velocity is caused by things going down so logically things going up decreases the velocity. Simply raise the chair over your head while you're falling then climb on to the chair to decrease the velocity and THEN jump off the chair before it hits the ground

ur money will be lighter too

Because it would work if you had the strength to halt all momentum by jumping off the chair. It would just cause more damage to your body than landing naturally.

Raising the chair would propel you downwards and cause your pants to slab into your nuts

I get the joke but this is one of those tiktok ones that people believe and it's really really easy to disprove even to a child

put a cable on a rocket

fly to moon and attach it

now you an just climb to the moon any time you want