NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND LIKE A SPASTIC DOIJG 360 DEGREE SPINS EVERY 5 SECONDS. THIS IS SO NOT RIP AND HECKIN TEAR
NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND LIKE A SPASTIC DOIJG 360 DEGREE SPINS EVERY 5 SECONDS. THIS IS SO NOT RIP AND HECKIN TEAR
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KYS retard
Stand and fight
He is doing what the developer said. I don't see the problem here
3.4 million views
Kek, this dude will always be a lolcow no matter what
why do millennials have such slow reaction times and reflexes
they are also norwooding at alarming rates
Stands and fights.
You are doing it wrong!
???
I'm pretty sure he's following the developers instruction.
you just know that everyone who hates dsp is more pathetic himself
git gud scrub
Wow all these faggots talking about a game no one had even played yet (who isn't a paypig)
Why give a shit about how other people play games?
rp 'n' tear motherfuckers
STAND AND FIGHT!!11
Okay.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11
yeah bro gyro is just as good as a mouse!
I think the people obsessed with this retard are the bigger lolcows tbqhwy.
swapslop
not Doom
Ancient Dragon's hitboxes are absolute bullshit, dishonest webm
Nigger don't act like an oldfag. If you actually played classic Doom you'd know you can basically go through it guns blazing with a shotgun until you run out of enemies to kill and have to look for a keycard
SUFFAH PHIL
god i love that game so much, jews took it from us
professional retard plays [GAME] like a retard
*shocked pikachu*
DSP clip where you're supposed to make fun of him for being shit
The gameplay is soulshit being obviously broken and not even Phil's retarded ass is at fault
Many such cases.
hugo martin said that's how you're supposed to play dark ages
Phil did nothing wrong he did everything correct
I'm jewish and I did no such thing.
20 replies
still no video
kys all of you
indeed
this happened to me too, dont pretend this isnt a common thing with this enemy
What is he doing? Sniping?
Suffah phaggot
DSP is still relevant in 2025
You literally cannot kill the roach.
His 99 luck build is untouchable.
Why is DSP so comfykino?
Shit game worse player. Back to Eternal.
average Counter Strike fag
The gameplay that killed Polygon
you mean cod?
He is in the Goldilocks Zone for lolcows, he's fun to laugh at, but not disgusting enough to piss you off.
I would bet he would prefer it another way.
He is given just enough money by the trolls to keep the torment going.
Any real laughs Phil might have had squeezed out of him.
It is more fun these days to bomb a huge donation to Phil to make the trolls melt the fuck down and start sperging the fuck out at you, trying to dox you, because they think you are ruining their favourite "toy".
you mean battlefield?
why did you choose this webm to make fun of him? Ancient Dragon is the worst boss in the souls series
game wants you to stand and fight
stand and fight
eternal spastic [MLG]xXx_DooMSlayA_xXx gets mad
people who are still mad about DSP are bigger retards than him
Reminder that DSP barely died when playing sekiro
pov you only have a controller to use
because he was constantly looking at the wiki
Nah, he's an oldhead he would never beat games in the zoomer tranny way. lots of backseating from his chat but that's about it
no he literally had a window open to the wiki
masturbates in front of a thousand children
enslaves little black girls
pimp slaps children from minecraft irl
becomes the next space nazi
bans all his supporters
still makes 150k a year
spends it all on wwe gacha and fast food slop
defeats gout
he simply cannot be stoped. its impossible
enslaves little black girls
Based
Halo was a mistake and will never stop being a mistake
i hate these enemies for how often they spam the grab but you should've realised by this point that basically all humanoid enemies have zero poise and you should fucking HIT THEM instead of standing in front of them chugging estus expecting nothing to happen
id let her do that to me too desu
you took it from us
repent
Anon Babble turned on dsp
Wow, what happened?
He is also just on the right level of self-awareness.
He knows "detractors" come to laugh at him, he knows he isn't great at the games he plays. But he still thinks he has actual fans and still believes himself to be overall good at games.
As a result, he's not exactly playing into his lolcow image nor is he so completely clueless that it becomes boring.
As funny as it would have been to see him on a podcast with Boogie and Wings, he truly thought he was too good for this. And considering how things are going for Boogie in there, maybe he was right.