NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND LIKE A SPASTIC DOIJG 360 DEGREE SPINS EVERY 5 SECONDS. THIS IS SO NOT RIP AND HECKIN TEAR

NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND LIKE A SPASTIC DOIJG 360 DEGREE SPINS EVERY 5 SECONDS. THIS IS SO NOT RIP AND HECKIN TEAR

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KYS retard

Stand and fight

He is doing what the developer said. I don't see the problem here

3.4 million views

Kek, this dude will always be a lolcow no matter what

why do millennials have such slow reaction times and reflexes
they are also norwooding at alarming rates

Stands and fights.

You are doing it wrong!

???
I'm pretty sure he's following the developers instruction.

you just know that everyone who hates dsp is more pathetic himself

git gud scrub

Wow all these faggots talking about a game no one had even played yet (who isn't a paypig)

Why give a shit about how other people play games?

rp 'n' tear motherfuckers

STAND AND FIGHT!!11

Okay.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11

yeah bro gyro is just as good as a mouse!

I think the people obsessed with this retard are the bigger lolcows tbqhwy.

swapslop

not Doom

Ancient Dragon's hitboxes are absolute bullshit, dishonest webm

Nigger don't act like an oldfag. If you actually played classic Doom you'd know you can basically go through it guns blazing with a shotgun until you run out of enemies to kill and have to look for a keycard

SUFFAH PHIL

god i love that game so much, jews took it from us

professional retard plays [GAME] like a retard

*shocked pikachu*

DSP clip where you're supposed to make fun of him for being shit

The gameplay is soulshit being obviously broken and not even Phil's retarded ass is at fault

Many such cases.

hugo martin said that's how you're supposed to play dark ages

Phil did nothing wrong he did everything correct

I'm jewish and I did no such thing.

20 replies

still no video

kys all of you

this happened to me too, dont pretend this isnt a common thing with this enemy

What is he doing? Sniping?

Suffah phaggot

DSP is still relevant in 2025

You literally cannot kill the roach.
His 99 luck build is untouchable.

Why is DSP so comfykino?

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Shit game worse player. Back to Eternal.

average Counter Strike fag

The gameplay that killed Polygon

you mean cod?

He is in the Goldilocks Zone for lolcows, he's fun to laugh at, but not disgusting enough to piss you off.

I would bet he would prefer it another way.

He is given just enough money by the trolls to keep the torment going.

Any real laughs Phil might have had squeezed out of him.
It is more fun these days to bomb a huge donation to Phil to make the trolls melt the fuck down and start sperging the fuck out at you, trying to dox you, because they think you are ruining their favourite "toy".

you mean battlefield?

why did you choose this webm to make fun of him? Ancient Dragon is the worst boss in the souls series

game wants you to stand and fight

stand and fight

eternal spastic [MLG]xXx_DooMSlayA_xXx gets mad

people who are still mad about DSP are bigger retards than him

Reminder that DSP barely died when playing sekiro

pov you only have a controller to use

because he was constantly looking at the wiki

Nah, he's an oldhead he would never beat games in the zoomer tranny way. lots of backseating from his chat but that's about it

no he literally had a window open to the wiki

masturbates in front of a thousand children

enslaves little black girls

pimp slaps children from minecraft irl

becomes the next space nazi

bans all his supporters

still makes 150k a year

spends it all on wwe gacha and fast food slop

defeats gout

he simply cannot be stoped. its impossible

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enslaves little black girls

Based

Halo was a mistake and will never stop being a mistake

i hate these enemies for how often they spam the grab but you should've realised by this point that basically all humanoid enemies have zero poise and you should fucking HIT THEM instead of standing in front of them chugging estus expecting nothing to happen

id let her do that to me too desu

you took it from us
repent

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Anon Babble turned on dsp

Wow, what happened?

He is also just on the right level of self-awareness.
He knows "detractors" come to laugh at him, he knows he isn't great at the games he plays. But he still thinks he has actual fans and still believes himself to be overall good at games.
As a result, he's not exactly playing into his lolcow image nor is he so completely clueless that it becomes boring.
As funny as it would have been to see him on a podcast with Boogie and Wings, he truly thought he was too good for this. And considering how things are going for Boogie in there, maybe he was right.