Where does steam monopoly money go?

Where does steam monopoly money go?

I hate steam so fucking much

Explain yacht meme to me, I'd rather buy a plane

making Half-life 3

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it's a status thing

Planes are cool for travel but yachts are better for weekends and shit. Big private boats. Bitches love them. Take them out on the water, try and bang them (they'll never say no!) day drink. It's a better investment.

three letter agencies have harder time getting you killed by sabotaging a yacht compared to an airplane

Tim won

how are you supposed to have coked up orgies on a jet without being on a time constrain

Where do you get yacht bitches anyway? How does it work exactly?

Yachts, especially super yachts are doomsday contingencies along with this morbid jew and his long stay in new Zealand. With a yacht you can go anywhere that has a coast, with a plane you need a runway.

I'm pretty sure glowniggers can just throw you overboard at night while you're high or something. Many such cases.

How else are you going to create your own private army when the Seven Hour War starts?

true, I meant it's harder for them to remotely hack into the systems and crash the yacht with no survivors compared to a plane

They're houses that move.

I do not think you understand the purpose of a yacht.

WW3 confirmed

How do you even play vidya on a yacht, where do you even plug your pc and where does the power come from

Magnets! How does it work? It just does.

...the losing and dogshit engine competition.

...wait, is that why it's called the steam DECK??

There's a giant hamster wheel attached to a generator at the bottom of every yacht. Sometimes more than one. They hire poor people to run on them.

Still not using EGS

its the only way to get away from minorities nowadays

Planes have to land and you have a lot less space on board. With a yacht, you can go anywhere you want.

Gaben buys yachts and keeps to himself

Timmy hangs out with fascists and dictators

Yeah Gaben wins.

You thought m00t’s PSP was bad, wait until you see Gabe’s entertainment center

wtf he could've fed that yacht to homeless tsktstsk

escorts mostly
picking up random sluts is a bad idea when you are rich and/or famous

how much is the cheapest yacht?

'bout tree fiddy

"PLANES could be here," he thought.

you mean 'boat'?

schizo moment

People buying yachts already own planes. Yachts and private jets are enough reason for civilian uprest and openly chasing rich cunts with pitchfork, but normies eat shit thrice a day and call it a blessing.

start an anti-valve thread

get btfo in the replies

leave the thread in shame

try again the next day

the humiliation ritual continues

What?

Professional dickrider moment

You can park a yacht in international waters and commit crimes.

Around 100k. But the biggest cost of any boat is always going to be the maintenance.

Gabe that's what Linus wanted to do you dirty cheater!

Not an argument, I accept your concession.

I bet he had to air it out for a month to get rid of that old lady coochie smell.

He just hired me to sniff it all up

Modeling agencies

they'll never say no!

Of course not, because of the implications

Clubs, beach bars, internet. Easy to find bitches that want to drink on a boat