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Who is this autist obsessed with ff7 remake

Keek KEEEEEEK

youtu.be/e57JN5V6NbM?si=bnE8vsib0HsNl5dx&t=858

watching this video and the guy brings up Larians 2024 speech in the game awards

with expedition 33 currently looking like this years GOTY it absolutely blows the fuck out of the entire gaming industry

I had forgotten that Swen made this speech but it's looking like he's going to be proven right; This game possibly winning GOTY would shitter shatter so many executives and shareholders it'd be funny.

Anon, show some respect.

The game that broke Japan, Nintendo, Square Enix, Anon Babble, and trannies all at once.

rebith is like a 6 or a 7, Clair Obscur aside. It isn't even better than the OG ff7

OOF

Barry officially fucking won

I can't believe it.

Square just needs to align with whatever shill marketing company they did.

Redditbirth is trash

Can't wait for Donkey Kong and Death Stranding to btfo review fags lmao

it's funny that people memed on Lost Oddysey being the real FFXIII and now this game, with a combat system very similar to LO is being called FFXVII. Take the hit Squeeenix

So far probably only Death Stranding 2 can compete for the GOTY

Remake is better than the original, but Rebirth is a slog I didn't finish. Neither of them is Diablo 4, though.

You're delusional if you don't a Nintendo game like Metroid, DK or MK won't score high.

Remake is better than the original

better than the first 4 hours of FFVII? maybe

those get put on the games for fun category or something

This guy are sick. Talk to me for information Shinra.

both are gay
u are gae

Raped in all fronts

The insecurity of turn based fags is palpable.
Should i add exp33 to the meme? they are begging for it

Action troons btfo!!

If Quake was turn based, it wouldn't be the flop it is.

All they had to do was remake FF7 as ONE GAME but they failed to deliver. Haven't played E33 but you pay for one complete game at least.

Lmao no

I just want

ONE GAME

I DON'T KNOW WHY

I HATE ON REMAKE AND CONSTANTLY CRY

now that the dust has settled... how did they do it Anon Babbleros?

Will they score high because of Nintendo curve ratings? Yes.
Will Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Pro Max 2 II and Donkey Kong's Odyssey be serious contenders for GOTY with competition from non-Nintendo walled games? Fuck no.

quake bros! our response??

Indebted to JRPGs

Laughable, Westerners made the first turned based RPG

play rebirth

"game" has no beginning and no end

remarkable
i wonder why it flopped

Astrobot shouldn't have won either. It was the same scenario of giving pity points to Nintendo for making phone tier baby games for manchildren, but given to Sony for once.

"game" has no beginning and no end

What does that mean?

????????????
about the empire strikes back you retard

you know what it means nigger

Ok but rebirth is actually fun to play

Why didn't SE just remake the whole game like this, make it turn-based and balance it so it's not a pushover anymore? Then if a low-key remake had succeeded, SE could've gone on to do Nu-Remake too afterward and leverage all the new fans they've introduced to the series. Why did Nomura insist that it HAD to be AAAA as if anything else would be an insult to FF7's """legacy"""? Pure narcissism?

Astrobot

that was last year? i completely zone out in 2024. I was still thinking Baldur's gate was the last year's GOTY, cucking Zelda in the process

When the game begins, how is that not a beginning?

Why do you want it to have the original boring shallow turn based combat when the combat in the remakes is actually really good?

I would've been fine with remake/rebirth if they also released a faithful remake like your image but no, instead Ever Crisis is fucking gacha slop while showing you glimpses of what could've been

After the PS3 demo Squeeeeeeeeenix had no choice really, everything else would be met with dissapointment

You mean one game sold in 3 discs across a decade. Keep in mind that FFXV was just as bad with having a movie, anime, game, novel and dlcs for the full experience. Keep on shitposting anon.

combat in the remakes is actually really good

If only

Donkey Kong from everything we've seen is far more detailed and a more sophisticated game than E33. E33 is a very cheap game from a development point of view, outside of combat.

You're asking the wrong question. The 7Rfags are the ones losing their shit about games like E33 and Metaphor.

Why didn't SE just remake the whole game like this, make it turn-based and balance it so it's not a pushover anymore?

because the original exists

Rebirth has free 5 points for being Final Fantasy and a lot of millennials will give it 10 because nostalgia.

COE33 claps it back and forth, FF is a dogshit movie game franchise and has always been, game made by retards for retards.

COE33 all the way, the french are better at making Jrpg than Japanese lmao

Nah the gameplay is better

You mean one game sold in 3 discs across a decade

no, its one story across 3 games
its a trilogy

Keep in mind that FFXV was just as bad with having a movie, anime, game, novel and dlcs for the full experience.

I dont care, FFXV is garbage

Expedition 33 does so many things write together as a package

Like what?

nope

Yes you should try playing it some time

The 7Rfags are the ones losing their shit about games like E33 and Metaphor.

Where?

why is such antisemitic model allowed lmao

Because that's called a remaster

Every single thread for those games.

Damn, and that with indians review bombing it for the devs not wanting to outsource work to india for quality reasons.

Why is e33's fanbase so cult-like?

There are literally someone already seething about Metaphor in this thread unprompted

If it's in line with the trilogy, prime 4 is a contender

donkey kong

sophisticated

t's a game for children, get a clue and take a shower.
A trilogy of one game that came out in 1997. The retards at sqenix should have just made a reboot of the full compilation then. Otherwise it's not 3 full games.

A trilogy of one game that came out in 1997

yes, the original game was one game
the remake is a trilogy of a big story, across 3 games

Barry
He was horribly obsessed with FF15 (and Forspoken since it was made by the same people), but after everyone made fun of him for how bad the games were, he makes threads like this as "revenge" against Anon Babble. He's been doing this for a decade.

far more detailed and a more sophisticated game

the 4th iteration of a 20 year old gamecube game isn't going to be goty, get serious

how does this number affect me personally? i don't play rpgs btw

Man, the guy at Square that told them to put out in a press release that turn based RPGs are a dated and dead genre must be seething right now.

music, graphics, narrative, voice acting, and art direction.
As an RPG the gameplay allows for a large variety in builds too.
Plus it actually does feels like a complete game on release while costing less than regular full priced titles. It's frankly absurd how games aren't more like this despite getting bigger and bigger budgets.

but given to Sony for once.

for once

They have both the most nominations and wins of any publisher, TGAs incessantly sucks their dick

If it doesn't shows Genesis and the edge lords from DoC it won't be complete. What about the 3 faggots from advent children turning into sephiroth. You'll probably be wrong anon.

Get back to me when the E33 devs know how physics, jumping, environmental interactions actions and full environmental destruction works. Games super fucking cheap. Having your game running in UE5 and havingmCGI cutscenes isn't "quality". Also, E33's Combat is straight out of Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi games.

edge lords from DoC

weiss is already in, maybe part 3 rams all the rest of that shit in

this and that Robocop game are like the only devs that have used UE5 correctly, allowing a handful of niggas to make a full game

You're not going to suggest E33 is game that has features and things the industry hasn't already had for decades are you?

What about the 3 faggots from advent children turning into sephiroth

man, i'm so glad i have ignored everything from the "expanded FFVII universe"

I implore you to play other games, Deep Rock Galactic is very cheap.

it's the way E33 makes use of those features that is novel. metroid prime 4 isn't going to be GOTY. death stranding 2 isn't GOTY. japanese games are too weird for mainstream appeal in today's industry. you can screencap this post.

Red faction on ps2, meincraft and gmod. Possibly more i can't think of.
Yes but there's many characters only from DoC not shown yet.
Can't blame you tee bee h

E33's Combat is straight out of Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi games.

*Legend of Dragoon and conditional turn based battle from FFX

We don't give a shit about your design by committee checklist nigga.
There is 0% your bing bing whaoo garbage will give me 5% of the kino E33 gave me. Now cope faggot.

praising paid reviews

Anon Babble has fallen

death stranding 2 isn't GOTY.

We don't know that, maybe he can pull it off.

Only because it's a sony game, they're overrated like crazy by woke media

falling for obvious troll thread to instigate discussion

Anon has fallen

dude he plays a guitar that shoots lightning

japanese people are weirdos. death stranding 2 is not going to be goty. i doubt it'll even be nominated

Gets boring after 5 hours, not a good game

Only Kojimakino has a chance of toppling this but it's unlikely due to its sequel status. This will win GOTY. There's no way it won't.

also a Kojambles game and Geoff sucks his cock like crazy, i still remember how in that Game Award from 2015 he was talking as if Kojima was a presioner in Guantanamo

This will win GOTY. There's no way it won't.

A perfect 10 from Edge with an extra page to explain their philosophy behind it, it's pretty much guaranteed.

This.

Source?

Bing bing recycled slop has no chance against E33 little toddler.

It doesn't even matter what wins GoTY. Anon forgets that retarded journos gets to decide the winners. Only players choice kind of matter and it's mostly casuals and normalfags voting.

From Edge's review of Expedition 33,

Nintendo just had a E33 game last year. It's called Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door. You're game isn't unique. Meanwhile DK will actually innovate on platforming for the first time in decade.

posts like this have to be satire. i couldn't fathom being over 30 and still getting excited about fucking donkey kong

Redditbirth is only 1/3 of the game. So its real score is 276.

Barry

Man I remember when the retards in /wowg/ found his Youtube channel where he posted shitty wow clips of himself and he literally missed an AoE cone on a stationary mob.

You haven't refuted any replies except this one.
It's possiblya troll or an actual fanboy. Anon Babble need ids anyway

here's your 93 metascore "game design" bro

what a joke

9.7 user score and 11.268 ratings

Now that's impressive. However Rebirth is still the better game

You're insane if you don't think Expedition 33 is indebted to JRPGs. It's proudly indebted to them. It loves them. It references them constantly and the devs talk about how much they love Final Fantasy. It is openly trying to be a successor to them, and I'm saying that as a compliment.

Woah is that someone getting excited for a platformer? The genre that started all forms of video games we're playing now? What?!?!? Why??

Why wouldn't someone be more excited for a movie game with RPG mechanics instead of a product made to actually play, engage with mechanics and feel like an actual video game?!?!

You're so fucking cringe and low IQ

I was playing Sekiro on the side, and I was like 'I love parring. Why can't I parry in my game?"

why are you comparing a western action slop title to a true jrpg?

be rebirth

a long awaited sequel to the remake of one of the most beloved games in the world

also be an exclusive

amass less than 6 thousand user reviews within a year

be coe33

literally who

a crossplatform game

amass twice as many user reviews in less than 3 weeks

also be shilled in every imaginable way including all sorts of pedobait threads

Hmmm.

trolling outside of Anon Babble

You're meme underdog studio of "lel 30 people!" isn't better than Nintendo little guy.

COPE
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Cope little bingtroonie. No GOTY wins in almost a decade now.

Cool story bro

i outgrew nintendo in my late teens/early 20s. i pity you. nintendo games are fun and charming but i can't comprehend people like you and i don't want to

Either a very good troll or unsalvageable retard, there's nothing to gain from replying to him anon

Rebirth should be lower. Terrible game. Biggest purchase regret in memory. Never again, Square.

double the reviews

All it takes is one 7/10 to drop it down an entire number. This is the same shit about Metaphor last year, 94 score but not even 60 reviews because its spread out on different platforms.

I imagine 90% of people here played E33 on PC, but that is a 91 not a 93.

Mario 64 game over jingle plays

NOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAA

i outgrew nintendo in my late teens/early 20s, and i camped out for the wii to play twilight princess on launch day. nintendo games are fun and charming but i can't comprehend people like you and i don't want to

93

it's gonna get lower soon. And wth is this user score?

What with? It's fucking obvious.

What did JRPG do that the west didn’t already

The exp33 phenomena is pretty common. The first game is where all the creativy and will to make a good game goes to. Its their first game, after.
I cant wait to see their later games, the creativity starts to die and people will be like "eh...exp33 was better", over and over again.

In what reality would your average person who doesn't even play games be more proud or consider someone more mature for playing an obscure fantasy RPG over a Nintendo game? You'd definitely be considered more of dweeb for playing E33 over something like DK or Mario Kart.

yeah, like i said. satire. all video games are for children but e33 is a vastly more serious work than fucking kirby or mario kart. come on man.

I beat both and think FF7 Rebirth is easily a better game.

Same.

Same!!!!1!1

I love Nomura's fanfic slop!

Not easily, but I do prefer Rebirth after continuing my PC save afterwards. E33 has better story and writing, and pacing, but man even with how "whatever" the level design is in Rebirth its somehow miles better than the dungeons/levels in E33. Combined with combat that felt engaging the entire time, instead of falling apart before the end of act 2 and never recovering past Painted Power. Rebirth is too easy but atleast you still have reasons to access, find weaknesses to exploit and swap characters etc. In E33 its fucking annoying how dogshit the balance is, more turns=win and the sooner you realize that even act 1 is a joke. Get like 5 turns before enemies even act.

Then later on you just have a shitload of turns+insane damage with stuff that takes multiple turns now being fully done before enemies even go.

Glad you appreciate his writing. It's much better than tripe we got in 33. Lol its all fake har har har.

I dunno but E33 clearly took more inspiration from Final Fantasy than D&D. Not just in the mechanics but in references.

Yes!!!1!

It's so cool watching a fake remake play out as poop ghosta try to keep Sephiroth from NOT KILLING AERITH OH MY GOOOOD WILL AERITH DIE AGAIN??!!?!?!?

Rebirth is dogshit that insults it's own audience glad a real game studio can show Square Enix how it's done.

Actually, both remake and rebirth are games that trust their audience into getting into the story and see the details and themes. Sadly, that was the problem. You never trust the audience. They are retarded.

I wish one game was $180 or more (ideally $300 with Denuvo). That'd keep the poors out.
And he collects gold.

I will never play your zoomzoom open world template nuFF garbage when I have OF FF7 at home. You have to understand this faggot.

The writers are retarded for tainting a classic with this pseudo sequel fanfic crap.

classic

A game isn't a classic just by virtue of being old, and FF7 is shit. Had they turned the game into an episode of Ru Paul's Drag Race, it would still be an improvement over the original.

Remake cum slurpers are so pathetic.

FF7 is shit

its a classic by virtue of it being massively popular and beloved you disingenuous contrarian faggot

Original FF7 fans are moreso. You can't accept that DVD menus over an episode of Sailor Moon playing doesn't make a good game. People want to PLAY games, not select shit all the time.

I'm not a pcfag but paying for online on the 360 did not keep the poors out as (You) say. I could actually care less about modern gaming but gatekeeping is ideally done with depth and difficulty, not the price.

I don't care what types of games are made, just that they're inaccessible by poor people.

Why is this supposed to be so good and don't mention coom shit.

whoa a number higher

didn't it flop in japan?

No it didn't. It's sold out.

Stop reply to me now Remake cum slurper.

Is E33 a game worth this desperate validation marketing? Seems forced.

Are you a woman because you're illogical. The only logical explanation is you're a pcfag playing pvp shit and don't want third worlders in your games. Otherwise explain your reasoning, that or you're just trolling outside of Anon Babble :^)

where

I don't want third worlders to be able to do the things I can. If we can ban food in the third world (England basically has, as nothing they eat qualifies), so much the better.

ESL rambling

Nah rebirth combat is much better than e33, there's much more depth to it
youtube.com/watch?v=YcjAo6PWJBc

ESL calling out another ESL

lmao you're both brown

looks like shit

England

I thought my country was terrible until i learned you guys need literal licenses for owning things unless that's me taking Anon Babble memes seriously. Unless you live in bumfuck towns with other Englishmen, London itself is third world imo. Off topic aside, deal with it. I'd cut off Israel and India from Anon Babble if i were the owner.

peak zoomer mediocrity

I'm a burger. I was mocking England and calling it third world, weirdo.
Post Windows regional settings with timestamp.

i bet if you ever made your ideal game, it would comeout the most generic slop ever put to code

not really?
mostly the nips are crying over no nip dub
game was an indie so it didnt make a lot of physical copies
the creators were kinda blind sided by the sucess

Absolute garbage

ehhh
its just kingdom hearts with a new coat of paint

DS is style over substance slop and the actual game part is a snorefest. DS2 is not going to do a 180.

I work at square and they're pointing at this and laughing because they believe gamers don't understand where the RPG market is, and why it needs more action oriented stuff and trendy design.

This is the first time I ever see footage of nuVII
What the FUCK is this combat system

Apparently that's only their 28th 10/10 in their 31 year history.

based

Lmao

I don't know dudes, even eceleb max who's obsessed over FF says E33 is goty

whats the probelm with that?

Retarded shill. Stop defending censorship on Tifa's tits.

its funny because as someone who knows how to play i understood everything here, yet the "strategic gameplay focused" anons here dont have a single clue and probably just used cloud

New max kino is up, guys

Where 3million?

Nothing really. I do find that it's quite a feat for the new game that even for some people who are long time obsessed with a franchise can even put that aside to say the new game is worthy if great or greater praise (not to say the other is bad or anything). It might be something to consider for people who are a bit more unwilling to give credit where credit is due who might be holding out because of favoritism or nostalgia etc. and try to be a bit more objective

That's fair, DS was all flash and no real meat. The boss fights were just flashy QTEs half the time, and the worldbuilding felt like it was trying to be deep while saying nothing. Not holding my breath for the sequel to magically fix all that.

max is not really obsessed with FF though, just ff7.