When will we go back to traditional princesses as damsels in distress and not epic #girlbosses?

When will we go back to traditional princesses as damsels in distress and not epic #girlbosses?

Faggot

You're thinking about it backwards. Modern gamers don't want to save damsels, they want a toybox full of content to share online. The female lead shouldn't be a potential wife or girlfriend therefore, but a balance between a referee and a groundskeeper.

i'll take zelda thank you

Seeing Rosalina tower over all the others makes me almost sad
I really want a tall gf... what am I supposed to do?

walk with a squat towards women

horse cock > micro peen > all other sizes

just be a short king

Rosalina is not even tall, everyone else are manlets. I want to impregnate Rosalina and have her permanently 15 pounds or so heavier and make her my dairy cow

I'm 5'8 so I can't do either of these
It's so fucking over for me

tfw 5'3"

Tall girls will never look at me. God tall girls are sexy though.

I don't want her to be a damsel whom I only meet at the end of the game and that's it.
I want her to be a party member whom I protect for the whole of a big adventure while she provides support in the back.

just forget about your height and approach them like normal, some of them are going to be like "wtf this guy must have something of interest for him to be confident enough to approach girls taller than him"

Tall girls are nice in theory until you constantly get your ego attacked when out in public with them towering you.

I'm 6'5 and saw a girl taller than me in a grocery store.

I should have taken her

Or had her take me

Sure lot fags in this thead

I’m 6’6” and have a thing for tall women. My life is a curse.

The only time I have ever seen one taller than me was when I was in uni. There was black chick who I saw in the mess hall once that fucking towered over me by a told 3-4 inches, got cold feet and never saw her again.

Keeps me up at night sometimes

Things will get better eventually, although you might not get to see it

lucina should have thing caged for being so smol

They all look like gangly skeletons thats my cope

More like when have any of these characters besides peach have been relevant in the past few years lol.

never
things will continue to get worse and worse

I love and want to be peach!

What would your first act be as futa Peach?

We need to go back to saving hot damsels in distress in games again, I'm so sick of this girl boss crap, it's so dykey and lame. And any troon who says otherwise is a faggot.

rape cute nonnys

I wish you were peach so fucking bad

I also wish that way i could help cute nonnys with his erection~ it's so cool to see nonnys lusting over peach

tfw looked up the artist

diaper, scat and fart shit

I'm lusting after the idea of peach giving me paizuri and making me erupt all over her face before she pins me and rides me into the mattress

I looked up the artist for tranny porn

they made more degenerate shit

do you niggers even hear yourself

i recognize generic style porn artists so everyone should

All these princesses owe me sex.

nigger they literally have penises in the op look again LMAO

I wish I was a princess so I could have sex with nonny...

That pic is 10/10. Hanging down in a dress and bulge going up and sideways like Daisy are the 2 s-tier cameltails styles.

Do you think Princess Peach could wrestle her way into being a top?

I would try to but nonny is so manly and handsome he might pin me down and I wouldn't be able to resist the pleasure~

why do they all have dicks?

Who? Razalor?

Oh that's right you stupid little bimbo. You might have a nice pink ten incher, but you're still just a weak little princess at the end of the day that needs to be rescued, and I'll show you the way I rescue princesses...

you might rescue me but I also can help you rescuing that big guy down there it looks very unconfortable so big and hard with all those clothes

You're gonna feel a lump on your ass, and even when you get tented up in your pretty little dress, I'm not gonna touch it until you earn it baby.

so big and hard nonny juicy cock my mouth down there is already soaking wet just of feeling it behind me~ I'll get on my knees for nonny mainly cock <3

I think female characters, like all characters, should have personality and direction rather than being objects that serve a plot.

Peach being submissive is so boring, give me a dommy mommy Peach or nothing at all

Being on your knees is the rightful place of the princess right? It's the only thing a dumb bimbo like you is capable of. I want to see you stroke that pathetic futa cock of yours as I prepare to blow my load deep down your face.

yes this is good too
but sexy women should come back as well

I think female characters, like all male characters, should have a cock

they're trance?

So much this, she should be turning you into a princess.

That's right my little Peachie. Now I'm gonna feed you something very salty, so watch me stroke it real slow for you. I want to see that tongue out when you anticipate my load

the problem is that when female characters are designed to be even slightly sexy, the consumer audience will exclusively see them as sexy and therefore a sex object - you will very rarely see exceptions like Bayonetta, but an unfortunate example of this is how Samus Aran has a few moments where she has any sex appeal, and for that her reputation online has become centric to that rather than people who genuinely appreciate the story of the character.

What tradition is that?

I open my mouth waiting eagerly for you load ~my tiny futa cock is already leaking pre-cum even without any touch~ just imagining you cumming and making a mess on my face is enough to turn me on

It is fine to be gay anon but bluesky might be a better place for should high iq discussions.

i've probably slept with more women than you

Lucina should be flater.

Yeah you probably got invited to a lot of sleepovers as the gay friend.

That could work... as long as I get to play with myself too so I can show Mommy Peach how horny she makes me.

Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting.

As I stare down into your empty doll eyes, I feel it coming on.

HRGGHAAGH

I erupt cumshots over your already glazed over expression, drowning parts of your pearly white features even more in layers of my cream. The goopy pools begin to drizzle down as you stay perfectly still for me. I squeeze my red headed cock, wringing out a few more dollops, aiming for your pink and hungry tongue, as I grunt out and fleck wetness across your face.

made me laugh but don't you consider the immediate reaction to someone saying that female characters shouldn't be sex objects to accuse them of being gay, is a bit of proof regarding how overlooked female characters are and that in the culture of gaming that "sex appeal" is just a reductive quality rather than one that adds character?

So when and how do we get rid of modern gamers then?

HRGGHAAGH

Again, I think you got lost in your way to bluesky. I'm not engaging with the argument because you are either arguing in bad faith or just too dumb. You are only worth mocking.

This AGP Peach roleplay is very nice but i would prefer her hung, packing a massive cock

Bad faith

you don't know what this means, do you?

if my argument is too dumb, then it should be easily refuted, shouldn't it?

You keep proving me right about you.

Ah that's right bitch, you're mine. I love the way you give me the royal treatment with those big, dick sucking, pink lips -- and you better do a good job slicking up my dick, because you don't want it to hurt when I stick it inside your tight backdoor pussy, right?

Im close...

How does that statement prove you right?

you really think girls with dicks is on the same level as fart and scat porn?

This thread has run its course (not that it even began).

yes because they're an incredibly repressed individual and they are spun up about a boogeyman

just be a short king and claim you are conquering a mountain. I saw this guy at work who dated this girl at work who was taller than him and they made it work.

are you so far gone that you dont?

and they are spun up about a boogeyman

what the fuck are you talking about

Maybe your school teachers can help you with that.

So the bad faith and just being too dumb was projection?

Source?

of course I don't, there are levels to degeneracy

whats next, foot and armpit porn is the same as guro?

Wild how the ERPing AGP Peach manages to not be the most unhinged person in this thread.

how can you guys cum from texting another man? is it actual schizophrenia?

yes and Im telling you that your tranny wish fulfilment porn is on the same level as scat to people that arent too far gone

and naturally you will deny this while the thread is filled with men erping as peach

Let me spread you open... god, they're a nice pair too. Athletic with a bit of a hefty bounce to them.

You are fucking tight... I was just kidding since you're such a filthy slut, Peach.

How does my thumb feel on it, swirling and pushing on it? I feel like I'm gonna break you in already before my cock even gets near it.

How can you cum to porn drawn by a man? Is it schizophrenia?

I don't think you or anyone on Anon Babble are a good judge of what's too far gone.

so then you are intent to deny it until you have reached the point of no return

See:

lol you're actually mentally retarded if you think a drawing of 2B is the same as you masturbating to a guy sending you texts pretending he's 2B

Thank you for conceding the argument.

I don't know how you got that from what I posted. It's like you're arguing with someone who's not even here.

I am arguing with who you will be. not who you are.

Can you articulate a meaningful difference?

Banger. You should go post your W to your discord friends or a safe space for your kind.

Anon, arguing with something that's not there is schizophrenia.

Am I violating your safe space by making you question your beliefs?

youre not wrong but

neither am I.

Thank you for conceding the argument.
*tips fedora*

Damn, I miss that peach anon already. I'm gonna go fap.

when you fuck a woman are you also fucking her father?
when you fuck a faggot in a fursuit are you fucking the anthropomorphic fox or just some faggot in a fursuit?
please answer these as a mental sanity check

futa =/= tranny.
neck yourself

2016 tourists are something else man

t. jerks off to hyper taker pov

I'd love her discord.

futa = tranny

and that's a good thing

more wiafus

No matter how much you try, it won't make it true, tranny.

No, you are fucking a woman.
Yes, you are fucking a faggot in a fursuit.
Now let's talk about something actually relevant, like masturbating to images versus words.

nta but I do that

thats ok, I respect people that accept their faggotry more than repressed homos who try to force futa on straight people

You mean the people who only exist in your head?

missed peachanon again

nyooooo

I'm the one who got blown by her

This unfair world is a fuck

well i am a cuck too so that's pretty hot....

one day you will bust the fatest nut of your life, and on that day you will know I am right.

But a futa damsel in distress game could work.

first half of the game is you exploring, plataforming and fighting your way to the sleeping princess, who is kept imprisoned in a castle

you kiss her to wake her

she does but so does someting else

as soon as you notice the massive tent that she is making in the sheets you ran away

second half of the game is running away from the hung futa princess hunting your bussy

lose and you are her new husband(wife)

That doesn't sound like a loss though

It should have RPG stats, so if you dump points into strength (which only does one or two things throughout the game), you'll be too manly for her and you'll get to top her as she wakes up.

lose and you are her new husband(wife)

Win and you go back to your village and settle down with your cute childhood friend. The last scene is you two getting married but as she looks into your eyes and you look at your beautiful new wife you notice a growing bulge on her wedding dress.

trans women really are a modern day damsel in distress

The futa simpsons embed is appreciated, but strange

I wanted them to win out over cis women, but I hope trans women understand the power of the female cissoids. Men should be teaming up with transwomen, but there's unironically too many grug brains who go "eew icky"

Trannies are mentally ill freaks, futas are mythological creatures.

but there's unironically too many grug brains who go "eew icky"

like ?

hey tourists

?

Seeing futa in 2005 on 5ch made me a trans advocate. You're the tourist here.

is it tourist behavior to be pro tranny or transphobic

hes such a newfag he probably doesnt even know who bailey jay is kek

2016 called

The only cock Peach takes is Bowser cock. Nothing else fits.

The only cock Bowser takes is Peach cock. Nothing else fits.

futa is hot and i am tired of pretending otherwise

what did it tell you r*ddit refugee faggot?

literal tranny discord brigading in the thread

the retards didn't even attempt to hide it

posting futa is tranny brigading

le discord tranny

I'm anti gay but pro trans.

trust me bro if I say it enough times it will change the meaning of the word

the veil has been lifted, this is who your fellow posters are when your in a futanigger thread dumbass

schizophrenia

a metroidvania meet tales of androgyny

I would love to see it.

everything i don't like is somehow trannies fault

Yes anon, ignoring reality, denying your body and pretending to be something you are not is indeed schizo behavior.

Trying really hard to fit in discord tranny.

trans women (futas) would go crazy over this

GOD I want a beautiful sultry woman to unleash such a torrential flood of semen straight down my throat that it makes my stomach ache

actually in this case its something he likes

Futa =/= tranny, discord nigger

Ange spotted, post full

before or after she takes her estrogen shot?

God I love futas but hate trannies so much. Literally the most annoying group of people.

god I love trannys but I hate trannys

who is the real schizo?

Didn't pee stopped working long time ago?

You apparently, since you can't differentiate between fantasy and reality.

Gotta try to ignore them, it happens a lot in futa threads, always a tranny desperate to hijack the conversation.

but you said the same things twice

Well it's weird to fantasize about something that's real (it's not like you're imagining deathclaw women which have no real world analogue)

It really isn't, trannies desperately injecting themselves in everything is simply a symptom of the disease.

Honestly I think that this time it is just a bunch of newfag trolls.

"Officially", yes

There is no living human being with functional male and female sexual organs.

futafags be like damn Im straight as fuck right before they jerk off to this shit

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13475630&tags=futa

I fap to this, know I'm straight, support trans rights but am also anti-gay rights

damn Im straight as fuck

Why do you create people in your head to argue with? What do you get out of that?

"there's a pussy there you don't see it but that makes it not gay" they will claim as they imagine taking the obscene hypercock that even actual gay people are not degenerate enough to be into

Futa is a dicklet fetish

It is dead. I don't know what he is talking about.

i'm indifferent to futa and im trans btw

Im straight and I dont like futa and think its gay and for queers btw

Guess we are playing different games.
I don't play console/AAA trash though.
Nothing wrong with strong amazons, but they aren't woke coded in games I play.

I'm not sure if you should like it (some of the trans girls I interacted with didn't like it because they thought it was fetishy), but for me, it endeared transwomen to me, and speaking as a right winger, one of the dumbest things supposed liberals/left wingers did was that whole drag queen story hour thing. Why the fuck did libs think that was a good idea?

hey bud, read the room, this thread is about whether futa is a tranny fetish or not (it is)

drag queens have just been doing whatever they want for literal decades and will continue to do so regardless of lgbt rights, a lot of the demonization of trans people and tying that to drag queens was just propaganda lol. i've never liked drag queens, they're tacky minstrel shows but for women

cocks!

just let them diddle kids lol

me and my bros enjoying futa together(we are all straight)

yas queen slay as we make trans people who want to live normal lives into something incredibly weird and borderline satanic

Can and does draw cute dicks

Chooses to focus on generic veiny horse dicks

His only flaw

now this is a man that knows what kind of penis he like

The bigger the dick, the veinier it is

Me when I definitely read the posts I reply to

whomst

conservatives look at drag queens and cry about trannies
this isn't drag queens or trannies fault

Yes
They should be modestly sized if not small, uncut and as covered as possible, and smooth

Hard degenerate

conservatives look at drag queens and cry about trannies

this isn't drag queens or trannies fault

I'm not a cuckservative, but why do you think libs/lefties try to tie Ben Shapiro to actual right wingers?

how is ben shapiro not an actual right winger?

So cute and hot how Peach prematurely shoots from just watching Rosalina blowinh a big load.