Prepare to get Steamie

store.epicgames.com/en-US/free-games

Reminder Valve has never given out anything as good as this.

Meanwhile, on Steam

Here's your 20 year old game

But bro you get all these heckin' wholesome moddarinos from da workshop!

OH NO NO NO NO Steamies

I bought like 8 copies of Dark Souls III for like 30 cents each, I think Steam has been better for me. I always redeem the free Epic shit and yet out of the hundreds of games they've given away I've played one game, I think.

That game alone is better than everything Epic has ever given out for free.

Dog Life 2 is not better than Nioh, unless you're a braindead FPS fan, but even the average FPS fan has better taste than a Valve drone.

Epic gave away fucking GTA5 for free.

I mostly use the launcher for Fortnite but I claim the games since I play the free ones time to time since I have to have the launcher installed for Fortnite anyway

How do you have so much time for video games.

good morning saars

Does Tim have the balls to give us all GTA 6 for free though?

please enjoy beatutiful breasts today

Okay I just gave Epic zero dollars.
Now what?

I'm still not going to use my Epic Games account regularly until it has the same features that I use on Steam.

The balls, yes. The money, no.

I bought like 8 copies of Dark Souls III for like 30 cents each,

On the next episode of shit that didn't happen...

"Hey guys I got Street Fighter 6 for $1 on Steam!"

Do not disrespect me.

Gaben is the balls on the dick

not really feeling like playing this shovelware even if it's free

Oh, I already had Nioh on steam for years. I think I bought it when it first came out.

Definitely can recommend downloading to try it out. P.S pick Jacob, his voice lines are imo much better than the other actors.

saar you must redeem

This nigga thought I would post that without receipts

Not to shit on your parade, but Valve closed that loophole.

There is a steamtools LUA method to get as many free games on your Steam as you like.

I know, there were many price mistakes in the past, but valve developed a system that alerts them that the price might be too low and be a mistake. I still took advantage of that, and might have gotten other games through price mistakes as well, I just can't recall any other at this time.

if all you want is free games, why not pirate it

I don't even redeem this shit even if it was on Humble Bundle kek.

Does Dead Island 2 have dlc included?

Need to crack, need to risk malware, need to wait for torrents etc.

This one is downloading at max speed from the source and just clicking play.

I'm gonna play Dead Island 2 coop (I know that's a completely unrelatable thing to the average steamie)

of course not, it's always the base game

Who cares?

Not always. When they gave out Prey and Arkham Knight, they included all the DLC as well.

Need to crack, need to risk malware

tech illiterate zoomers need to fuck off

I honestly didn't expect Epic to ever give away anything mildly big name again, so Dead Island 2 is a nice surprise since it's nothing I'd care to buy myself but I probably will be interested enough to download it to jerk off over the gore system on zombie women. Sometimes that remote chewing dog is alright

meanwhile you cant even check hidden achievement stats in the EGS until you unlock them yourself lol

unrelatable

lol you fucking moron, you fucked up

That's the best anon has

if it's free on epic it doesnt have denuvo so it doesnt even matter