Can videogames soothe having never experienced young love?
Can videogames soothe having never experienced young love?
Yukiko best girl.
nope. you only have hookers now
Can a painting of food make you less hungry?
Of course not
Real life is kinda shit, you didn't miss anything.
Fantasy is much better in almost every way.
i hope you kill yourself
Tranny with shit taste #1
Tranny with shit taste #2
I was neutral (leaning towards disliking) about Hifumi at first, but by the end of her social link, I realized why it is that people love this "archetype" of girl. She's pretty great, and I found myself really sympathizing with her plight (personal justice and competing not for the prize, but for the spirit of competition and finding out who is the best). If Ohya didn't steal my heart, I would've gone with her, as it feels thematically right for her to get with Joker after her story arc.
I learned that from a very young age. I saw a generic anime woman on a DVD in some smelly rental store as a kid, and was infatuated with her. Somehow, I immediately, instinctively, knew right then and there: 3DPD will never EVER live up to it. It just made me ache inside, knowing it'll never be that good. Shit man, no wonder the Japs are kermitting. Enlightenment comes at a price, I suppose.
Married btw. It ok. You'll live if you never do. Unless you let the aforementioned universal truth drive you mad, that is.
Why are girls with the Hime haircut always the best?
Is this YLYL?
I had no idea hunger is an emotion
go fuck yourself tranny
Why she looks 40 at 31? Where I live, 30 years-something girls still manage to be attractive.
Love is overrated
Just be yourself and enjoy life
The worst thing you can do is waste your life regretting random irrelevant bullshit
leave it to a femoid to say the same things 5 times
I have thousands of hours in bbtag and I have never touched a persona game
No. You missed an important developmental window in the human socialization process and now you will never view women as anything other than gatekeepers of a sense of normalcy that you will never actually attain, even if they gave you exactly what you think you want from them.
No and it is better to hire a prostitute than dwell in fantasy.
I lost my virginity at 26 to a stripper
Tomboy anal
Young love sucks.
Get a pretty escort of your liking.
women are annoying and talk too much about shit you don't care for, who wants that crap in their lives
Western women will spend at minimum 10 years of their late college-young adult lives bathing in the sun to keep a gnarly tan for bikini season before they realize it's bad for them. Once the damage is done their skin is thin, wrinkly, and covered in skin tags, sun spots, and other blemishes. And they're often not even 30 yet.
knowing my worth
At least that much is true, just not in the way she means it.
When you hit 30 you just stop caring
Until you meet a woman who you seriously fall in love with and you have a good thing going and then she breaks up with you for no good reason and you wish you never fell in love FUCK YOU EMILY
I fear meeting people because I might accidentally fall in love.
It hasn't happened for 10 years, and it might never happen because my standards are pretty high, but I know if it does, it will destroy me.
Shockingly that's why people who are successful just keep it as a transaction and never talk to them again
No one ever mentions this shit anymore. I was just ahead of the curve by refusing to get vaccinated.
you ever fall in love with a whore, anon?
Animals are 100 times more charismatic than humans
missed out on high school love
i hate my life
No one ever mentions this shit anymore
Because the pandemic ended, anon
i never understood why i was supposed to get vaccinated and didn't and nothing ever happened. it was wild how crazy people got about it
Alcohol, smoking, sunbathing, heavy makeup, and the minimum of 5 prescription medications that every woman aged 13-30 is on right now all age you significantly
We could have just ignored it from the start and nothing bad would have happened.
tfw no felinid gf
propaganda stops telling goyim to get vaxxed and instead talks about how terrible trump is
now tiktoks are about girls crying about trump instead of vax
When you're too isolated to contract the rona, you're too isolated to spread the rona.
I love my wife, bros
She's also a redhead
Oirish people are all allergic to sunlight, dries them out like raisins
It is my belief that medication should be taken indefinitely. If you need medication to stay alive then that is God's way of telling you to move on.
minimum of 5 prescription medications that every woman aged 13-30 is on right now
Chat, is this real?
1,190,000 people died in the US alone, anon
I guess? I spent my youth playing vidya and never being into that crap. Honestly, I still don't care, and seeing the suffering of others who dated/married, it seems I may have dodged a few bullets. Too late to regret it anyway.
But everyone got it and we were fine.
How many died of the flu in 2016-19? How many in 2020-23? There's your answer. The coof was no more deadly than the common flu virus.
Maybe in US, here in EU it's really unusual for medics or psychologist to put you on some kind of pill that can fuck with your behaviour.
You have to REALLY need them to keep going, and not just being
omg i'm depressed can you give me xanax?
Sure here you go
Do normal people actually fall in love or do they also have to pretend they are in love when they don't really feel anything? Well, obviously they feel something, but surely they are being a little performative. I definitely think the idea of "true love" seems retarded. That's just animal attraction. People will just intellectualize their base desires, I find it dishonest and more than a little revolting. I think any valuable relationship is built, not found.
Go to a college campus or use a dating app and try to find a young woman who isn't on something super vague like antidepressants or anti-anxiety medication in the US, you literally can't
The thing is that le coof was several orders of magnitude more contagious than the flu, and even if it had a minuscule fatality rate, a percentage of a large number of infected is still a large amount of dead people in a short period of time
Do you really think the world would shut down and crash their profits for no reason?
I had to get two shots to visit Japan, still kicking myself over it especially because they removed the vaxx requirement a month after I took the second shot
But the only people who could die of it are economic drains like old people, fatties, the feeble, and the crippled. Was it really worth all those extreme measures to prolong a few million worthless existences?
Old man dies of a heart attack, counted as a Covid death. Old man dies of natural causes, counted as a Covid death. Old man falls down the stairs and eventually dies from his injuries, Covid death. Hospitals massively inflated the number of Covid deaths in order to receive more government support and funding.
Where have you been the last five years?
old people, fatties, the feeble, and the crippled.
you could have just said americans
There is a difference between being "in love" and just feeling love towards another person. The former is a very strong attraction that can form almost instantly, but won't last forever, while the latter is the sense of comfort and safety you get from being someone you truly get along with. The secret to a successful long-term relationship is being able to smoothly transition from one to the other (and that does require more investment in the other person than just "booba make pp hard").
Add black/brown to that and it's spot on.
I love in the EU and I only know about one chick who has a prescription. And she genuinely has ADHD.
I think any valuable relationship is built
you're on the right track. It's the same reason why so many women stay single until they finally give up at 40.
They were brainwashed by media into searching their perfect white knight, while in reality it takes time and effort (which both of them have to put on a relationship, something modern estern woman can't even begin to grasp) in order to build a steady relationship.
It can happen that two people sort of "click" at first sight, but it's so fucking rare that it's more an outlier than the norm.
Yeah I don't really get it either. I think the popular idea of love is one of those social things where everyone just pretends, like how we all have to pretend that careers are about more than just making money, or that women are the romantic gender.
Videogames?
Depression...Xanax
Dude it's even worse than that in US. Here your daughter can get prescribed an unending supply of period blockers if her period hurts. Just fuck her entire hormone balance and growth right up starting from middle school.
chiefags deserve the rope
Yeah, usually here psychiatrists look really hard into your behaviour through countless sessions before even considering giving you medications.
And she genuinely has ADHD.
ADHD doesn't real.
here in EU it's really unusual for medics or psychologist to put you on some kind of pill that can fuck with your behaviour
no its actually really common, knew a guy on ritalin (its super good for studying)
(its super good for studying)
So's methamphetamine, but I wouldn't recommend anyone take it.
high school was 26 years ago.
I dated a few girls in high school, college and after. It was nice at the time I guess, but I don't really think of those people and those experiences and I hadn't thought hard about them long before I met the woman that would become my wife.
The only people that miss it are people that never had it, or people that have dated less than a handful of people are single and struggle to meet people, women specifically.
As for what is supposedly great about young love, the intense feeling that burns up in a flash? That is the experience of well, experiencing things for the first time. It's akin to 2 year olds having a tantrum. They've never been as angry as they are in that moment and they feel their anger with all of their being. Teenagers feel horniness, lust and love more intensely because those feelings are new to them. When you get older, those memories are just like beating street fighter 2 as a kid for the first time. "Oh yeah, that was nice... anyway what am I having for lunch today."
its basically the same but the doses you take for tripping are way higher
When you get older, those memories are just like beating street fighter 2 as a kid for the first time
Some people here are probably only kept going by the memory of beating street fighter 2 as children
At first you may think you've missed out but as you grow older you realise how horrible women are. You actually lucked out.
Not only vidya, but anime can fill the void of not having a romantic relationship in your 20s too. I never felt the need for companionship because of my waifu for example, despite not being as interactive as a video game and least of all, a Persona game.
young love is just teenagers fumbling during sex and accidentally becoming teenage parents cause their pull out game is terrible
shooting jumper
Why the fuck is she wea
guns on the wall
oh, carry on.
I bet you dream of holding Chee's hand instead of claiming the world in Lucifer's own glory.
Demons promise you infinite pleasure and bring you infinite suffering.
Angels promise you infinite suffering and bring you infinite pleasure.
I didn't get my first girlfriend until I was 26 and I don't feel like I missed out by not having one in highschool or college. It was nice to date someone that also had their shit together, relatively speaking, so there wasn't much drama or arguments between us. Also nice financially since we were both bringing in our own money.
But I realized a long time ago that highschool romances are nowhere near as exciting or important as media portrays them as.
video games!
Love is only worth it if you're good looking. If you're average or god forbid below average you're going to have to put in so much effort into some bitch who will nag you to death and put out twice a year that it's not worth the squeeze.
I bet you think a lot less about food than some starving guy in gaza but that doesn't mean that the starving guy is wrong or that food is not important.
Tyrone-kun....
Don't worry about the guy in Gaza, he longs for death. He is happy to die sooner and meet his creator.
Video games that explore the different lifestyles that men and women experience in modern society?
Normalfags will tell you affection, particularly romantic or sexual, is overrated then go legitimately insane if they have a month long dry spell
Your analogy is fucking stupid and you should feel bad. You need food multiple times a day/week to survive. You don't need high school love to survive.
letting a dog lick your face
What the fuck.
That's not the same as anti-anxiety/anti-depressants. Ritalin is used for a definite purpose: to increase your focus and alertness for a task. Everyone uses it but no one talks about it as if they need it to function regularly.
The shit we get prescribed on a regular basis almost becomes an identity to the people that use it and makes them dependent on it to an unhealthy degree.
Be honest with me fellas, I'm not judging... how many of you are kissless virgins?
It is for Americans.
Couldn't watch for long lol.
I've only had sex with boys
and I never used my penis
hahaha depressed women don't exist
You fags will post women enjoying themselves as some sort of crime and the very next day, shit on women that have done the same thing this guy has by being career focused and single.
Chie sex
getting a degree in something you don't enjoy
Retard filtered
I got a degree im software engineering to design and construct software because I like tackling different problems and finding solutions for them
Now I make the exact same javascript CRUD webpage but with different visuals over and over so boomers can do data entry
That's just how the clam works
He specifically said 'I got the job' which reads to me like he got whatever he went into uni for
That being said, you're right that you run the risk of working with some dumb shit that's only adjacent to your degree
Anyone else just lose the motivation to care about anything at all? I'm just sticking around so I can watch it all burn when shit hits the fan.
No. The only reason you're not getting a real pussy is cause you're comparing video games and other such shit like anime to real life.
Sounds like you're just paralysed by the overabundance of choice. I suggest that you have more confidence in yourself and begin impressing your will upon others. You may not know what that will is yet, but it will arrive with confidence.
my dodge challenger has chie-skirt-pattern houndstooth seats
i don't even like persona
now i'm gonna think about op image every time i get in it
sexo
No, but it's overrated as fuck anyway and only retards that don't understand how cringe teenage relationships really are see any value in it. Honestly just pay for whores.
Cringe isn't bad, whores are pure copium for men not good enough to get sex for free
I'm curious how bad things are going to get. I always think things can't get any worse but somehow I'm always neglecting something I didn't realize I appreciated that has yet to die or turn to shit.
FPBP
what game can fix me from being a 34yo khv neet, with 10k in debt for card fraud and 4k hours in competitive vidya without even reaching high ranks?
based
You won't find too many here now. This place has been infected with normalfags.
hahaha depressed women don't exist
They don't. At least not in the same capacity as depressed men. Female "depression" is vapid and tied to ego, male depression cumulative and tied to id
I've never had an intimate experience with a woman. I've never even held a real conversation with one.
I'm just sticking around so I can watch it all burn when shit hits the fan
Me too except the only problem is that nothing ever happens.
sex for free
Everyone pays for sex one way or another
They don't. At least not in the same capacity as depressed men. Female "depression" is vapid and tied to ego, male depression cumulative and tied to id
You are an idiot of the maximal variety.
YWNBAW
Why?
There's no reason to
For the latter half you could put the same captions on the women side as well
what if i don't enjoy anything uh? I still have to pick something to survive
immediate brown shilling troon's seethe
Holy fucking kek
It happens every time
There is nothing good about your shitty 0 gameplay cinematic slop tho
Everyone normal knows that
34
never interacted with women besides my mother
why? Don't know. I am not a diagnosed autist (i can recognize faces, emotions, body language, etc.) but there is something different with me that caused this lack of interest. Never craved intimacy or connections, low libido too, sex seems gross. I am an hyper obsessive person so i suspect my obsessions killed everything else leaving no room for them. I'm the kind of person who completely forgets to eat, shit and sleep if i'm really into something.
"Why pursuing relationships? That's a lot of effort and will take a lot of time from my vidya, modding, programming, drawing, etc."
That was always my reasoning. Can't believe i'm actually not autistic
My friend was telling me a story about a guy who knows.
The dude has a serious problem dating. He'll get interested, the woman will be interested too, and at the end of the first date he always blocks them because of some tiny little nitpick. The latest complaint was that the woman isn't "creative" enough. Like, not anything concrete. She just didn't give off a "creative vibe".
Absolutely hilarious.
this is a big part of why women are full blown schizo delusions of persecution crazy
having never experienced young love?
Here's what you missed out on:
blowing all your part timer money on a dozen trips to the mall because neither of you really know where else to go
dealing with everyone being an annoying faggot about it when they find out because nothing actually happens in high school
incredibly embarrassing flubs that she doesn't register in the moment but you have to live with for several years
if she gets pissed and you break up, she can lie about your dick size
It's not this lovey-dovery handholding stuff either, you would've eventually had (the worst) sex.
They can't for me. My one true love that I met when I was in school is now a whore and pregnant. It's too fucking painful to even think about.
BRO having a home actually sucks man..you actually have to clean it and sometimes stuff breaks...
pizzas suck man you actually have to wait for it to be baked in the oven wow
sometimes you buy a vidya and its dissapointing omg i hate video games
You're asexual/
Young love? Dats pedophilia !!! You freak!!! Go date 40 year old women.
all those meds
If it makes 'em less schitzo I'm all for it.
omg having sex and kissing...how awful i hope theyre okay. luckily i sat alone in my room all day instead
get a degree in video games
You're so full of shit. Women can be as depressed as us. Stop pushing a narrative that is as fake as your tranny tits.
bros sex and relationships aren't that important...that's why I've had many girlfriends and am now married...but I just don't care bro
35 and still virgin
Naoto best girl.
What's up with the tranny spamming off topic webms btw? I've seen him spam the same shit in multiple threads by this point, new schizo?
on second thought maybe being lonely was a good thing
Me personally I got rejected about three times by the same girl in middle school and then I just gave up on women until I turned 19 when I lost my virginity to a prostitute. In the meantime I was gooning to doujins with flatchested bitches with tanlines and feet.
Today I am married.
Towelhead detected
I really hope they don't make the next one in college. I'd rather a middle-aged salary man game than cringe ass fucking college.
so glad I didn't let this shit get me down when I first saw it
I might have given up
fuck fr*nch faggots and their miserable outlook on life
I thought this would be a p4 thread...
simp overdose
37
own a house
married with a kid
$150k/yr doing corporate graphic design from home, ppay vidya and draw art in the clock when I don't have immediate deadlines
Shit is so much better than high school. Which I minmaxed college and 20's better, but that still had higher highs.
young love
Teenagers are emotional, inexperienced, and dependent. I have one, maybe two or three that "got away" because I was literally too retarded to act or be cool or see signals. Even if i went back in time, it's not like I'd have anyplace to take them.
Moving out and having my own place and money and no curfew or anything unlocked a ton of pussy for me. The funny thing about The Ones That Get Away in their 20-30's is that they tend to come back around, and now they're the only one who's single or they're divorced, and the bar is on the floor. By that time, of you've been working on yourself, you'll have a way easier time as an adult.
Nowadays my libido is through the floor, though, and my wife is super horny. Any time she's on her kindle I need to get the blue pill ready. We keep it interesting and mix it up, but honestly I'm not even that interested in other women. At moat Ill hop over to Anon Babble find a sauce or two and go vack to whatever game.
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Kissless virgin reporting in
The ending of the film is pretty optimistic.
Completely different from the book.
Is it optimistic?
In the end all that happened is he got what he wanted, none of his opinions etc were actually dismantled he just got to win
Not me, I was an attractive autistic so they did all the work for me, now I’m 30 and I sort of don’t care anymore. It’s pointless if we’re not in love.
me
Why do Americans consider this normal? Half of these disorders aren't even real
At the very least he goes out to do something and might have a chance with his dance partner.
In the book he realizes that the version of him who has his shit together is unattainable.
probably not
Baseless fear of rejection really sinks itself deep into you.
Maybe what you really want is to have sex with a teenager.
muh young love
A guy I knew back in high school had a gf, she falsely accused him of rape and got the whole class to beat him up. Even after she admitted that she made it up, no one apologized to him, nor did anyone ostracize her for making the false accusation. Be glad that you dodged that bullet, anons.
more than 300 rubles for steak
Fucking robbery.
is love even worth it
Good.
jamal-kun...
I'm 37 it's basically over
nice mustache bitch
her cooking is so bad, it has to be censored
This is never funny
bros, I'm 2 years away from becoming a wizard
I have put no effort whatsoever into dating or flings. I've avoided all online dating because of the excuse that it would fuck me up mentally
biggest reason I've avoided contact with women is because I'm a turbo manlet. I know that I would disgust a majority of women
I should try the persona series at some point, they seem fun and have great music
Guys im almost 30 and still a virgin and don’t want to betabux for some wrinkly post wall single mom my age. Should I just escortmaxx knowing I’ll never bed a young attractive woman the normal way?
Dear lord, give me strength
it's incredibly rare these days from my experience. i managed it though and i can't imagine life alone.
grade 10
go to get coffee with group of friends, they're meeting people they know from another school
friends are gawking at this one blonde chick
i can't take my eyes off her dark haired friend with the glasses, i am fixated
we all depart and i ask who she was and some other stuff but resign the situation to be "that one girl i never saw again"
grade 11
she switches to our school
joins our whole group we have
over the course of the year we talk a lot
we go to a movie and when i call it a date she panics and corrects me
right, that settles that i guess
not long after i go on a week and a half long trip with family
come back and multiple people say i need to make a move because she kept talking about me in my absence and getting embarrassed when called out on it
attend a party, sit near her, unsure how to approach this
end up awkwardly playing with her hand at some point and someone says "oh my god date, already"
laugh it off with a 'maybe' and she smiles at me
a while later she tells me to follow her
takes me to an empty room, pulls me down to her height and gives me a kiss i'll never forget
the next day i drive past her walking somewhere, give her a ride, and we give a parting kiss like we've been doing it our whole lives
that was 2009. we got married in 2014.
cute anime little girls fill that hole in my chest
basically
no it's literally over
2 of my friends from highschool days are still with their HS sweethearts and we're now 27
It really is incredibly related but for some reason I know 2 fuckers that experience teen love/sex and it's in my face a few times a year
*Incredibly rare
Statistically, men in their 30s are getting more pussy currently. Appear mature and put together, have your shit together financially, and act like youve been with girls before. Confidence goes a long way, gaslight yourself into believing youve scored before if you have to. Also work out. You dont need to look like Goku, just have some muscle. Its ok to have a bit of a tummy as long as you have tree trunk arms. Specifically, what you want is to have an upside down trapezoid for a physique, think its called a "V taper" or some shit, so just make sure your shoulder are wider than your waist.
If you really need to, practice on the escorts both in interactions and how to fuck. That said, its really not hard to get a girl off if theyre remotely into you. Lots of kissing. Train your tongue game by eating those shitty snack pack pudding things without using a spoon. Realize that the clit is a cum button cheat. If she has a G-spot, realize that the average woman can hit it with their fingers, so as long as your dick is longer/fatter than the average woman's finger, you can get her off.
Stop overthinking shit. You got this.
yeah i have one friend who started dating his gf 2 years after HS, everyone else i know met online or something like that, and some of those relationships are pure garbage
what do you mean by "young love"?
At some point i realized every crush i had was to someone i had no compatibility
So i gave up, i just suck at finding at parter
For me, they're the only option I have.
I will never have sex because I don't ever want to even risk the chance of causing a child to be born, I never wanted to be born and even now my life is nothing but pain and miserly, I will NEVER force that on any other potential soul.
I can not fathom how you could go through the """"slice of life funnah xD"""" scenes and come out still believing the P4 girls outside of maybe Naoto aren't the most vile of bitches. P4 girls are for guys with 0 self respect.
failed male thread #8712524
I never ask out or have a interest in women in hs. What that makes me
That's rich, coming from a failed woman, tranny.
i remember dating chie in persona 4 on my vita in middle school. my face kept feeling hot and i kept feeling shy but like i really really liked her. i wish i could find a game that made me feel that kind of thing again...
where the fuck do you think you are
Asexual?
On a site dedicated to anime and other hobbies, not normalfag incels.is
not at all, young love is a once in a lifetime experience, everyones hormones are going wild, i was lucky enough to have a mixed race latina jamaican girlfriend with giant tits while i was in highschool, i literally couldn't be around her without having a raging boner at certain times, we'd fuck and then play samurai warriors on her ps2 in the basement, man that was fun
To actually answer your question OP, no. The only thing that will fill that hole is getting a gf
3DPD thread, almost no Chie, absolute state of this place
There is no such thing as nonexistence. Even death is illusion. Everything is part of everything and there is nowhere to run, no oblivion to save you. Go back to your wagie cage. In this life and every other.
Does a peck on the cheek count?
Don't forget the 5 gallons of cheap hooch wine they drink a day.
There is no such thing as nonexistence
Hmmm....
When your Chinese spy wife breaks cover you're supposed to grab wrists and mating press. if you're white she'll immediately switch sides.
That's more up to you. It may only make you wonder more about what you think you "missed", distort your perceptions of how real people people act, or otherwise fuck things up. Doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy gaming or anime or anything else.
I had the young love experience that comes about as close to Protag-kun as possible and was very lucky for that. I had healthy relationship as I got older as well, but sadly becoming a cripple (think long covid, but not long covid) basically undermined things for me, in the last decade or two. I have too many health concerns now and can't schedule shit the way "normal" people do, so unless I meet the exact right kind of person, that's going to be an issue..and I don't have the patience for it anymore. Don't get me wrong, I could very easily have lots of female attention if I just wanted to bang someone or have "casual' relationships, but that's not really my interest.
Ironically, because of this I'm in a situation where women pay me a considerable amount an hour for my time. Trust me guys, you're not hopeless at 27, 37, or even 47. If I can get paid to talk to women, you can do it for free enough to meet one who at least seems a potential good match.
Naoto is best girl, would forcefully feminize her.
Fucking cute men in skirts is less gay then fucking real women.
How can you fuck a man? Doesn't that scare you?
same but naoto for me
that was 11 years ago... fuck ;_;
I just told you, less gay then dealing with women.
I love her
A lot of people are just living together because it makes financial sense. Because a lotta households have both the man and woman working and doing an equal amount for each other/the house/finances a lot of couples are less like two people building a futute together but business partners investing in their own in a joint venture. The magic's gone.
she's so fucking ugly
Troons are far more unhinged than femoids though.
I would take that as long as I get to have sex, unfortunately I own my home and make a decent salary but there are no women interested
If I can get paid to talk to women, you can do it for free enough to meet one who at least seems a potential good match.
Its kind of hard when they don't even reply to a text. What are you supposed to do if they never reply?
doing this would be surcoming to modern society. feminism winning, all of it.
i'd rather a bullet in the side of the temple if i can't have a wife and children.
watching battle shoujo and falling in love with the main characters
if youre a turbomanlet all women on dating apps would have filtered you out anyway
I didn't say troons.
pic unrelated
visual novels are not video games
jesus christ dude, it's really been that long?
...fuck. but even still, i'm sure they'd still love us and would love to see how far we've come since. especially you and naoto, i bet she'd be really proud. we're gonna make it bro
I actually became a wizard last month. What a life
Not that anon, but I have a good job and I lost a lot of weight
I can't see beautiful women in video games, documentaries or in person anymore without getting depressed. Its like going your whole life surrounded by food but not being allowed to eat anything.
Take Tongkat Ali.
someone post the futurama persona 4 picture