Which way, white man?
Which way, white man?
Geralt should be with Yennifer so I can marry and raise four children with Triss
triss and its not close
Bookcucks
Yennefer
GameCHADS
Triss
Yennefer is a whore and canonically cucks Geralt. That being said, Shani
Doesn't the left cuck you while the right is an actual prostitute?
Frigid bitch with a reddit personality and who undoubtedly has a thing for penis humiliation
OR
Cute redhead gf that's super into you
Difficult
Redheads. ALWAYS.
Both: THAT MEANS NEW GAME PLUS, BITCHES
waaa Yen had sex with other guys so she's a puta
Do people think Triss is a virgin ? Also do people think that matters to a guy who had sex with a gorillion women ? Why are gamers so retarded ?
no, it’s more like Yen actually cucks Geralt in the books. while Triss doesn’t and she’s like an actual irl yandere in both the games and books
triss
Neither.
As many others have said, Yen quite literally cucks Gerald in the books, so that diminishes her in a lot of people's view.
I personally try to separate the book and video game version though. For one I find the two to be very different, with the book version being a lot more unlikeable, and also because they are quite literally different characters as well. Triss is nothing like her book version, so why should I judge Triss by her video game version and not do the same for Yen? Also I frankly don't think video game yen would do Gerald dirty like the book version.
That being said I probably would still pick Triss because she is not a nagging bitch.
idk why people always bring up the book when the game is completely different
this
truth. the books and games are really different. but, most lore from the books are still canon regardless. so, whatever you both say doesn’t change the fact that Geralt was cucked by Yen
Yen is a combative whore who only cares about Ciri, cucked Geralt and has tried to kill him. Every single one of Geralt's friends hates Yennefer while they all like Triss. It's a no-brainer.
The game has a bias for Yen and I would pick her, the only issue is she might kill you when she stops liking you
Until the opposite is proven, people just assume she has the same past with Gerald that she does in the books which is the more objectively correct decision here.
But the games are a lot more generous with Gerald's character and even smooth out the rough edges of yen and triss so I just choose to ignore aspects I find inconsistent with the video game version of the characters.
*REDHEADS*
*ALWAYS*
*WIN*
no debate
my wife looks like yennefer so triss
I can't look at either of these characters without immediately thinking of all that Blacked spam
Whichever one agrees to fuck someone in front of me.
Nigga sybau I’m black dumbass. I’m choosing YENNEFER
Based, me too.
have children with a sorceress
Anon, I...
Triss, of course. youtube.com
even AI couldn't make anatomy that bad
Because if black guys existed in the Witcher universe, Triss and Yennefer wouldn’t touch Geralt’s tiny white pecker
Anon, the mother of Gerald is literally a sorceress.
It's far from impossible
ywn get to destroy Triss' asshole
why even live bros
Every sorceress in the setting is a turbothot because their little circle is basically a sorority. I don't want any of them.
Not to mention that in spite of all of their magical cosmesis they're still just barely prettier than Shani.
Geralt's mom wasn't a real sorceress like Triss and Yen are, retardbro.
Ciri
Turn 360 degrees and walk away (to find Shani).
you can tell that projekt cd will make her fuck hung Zerrikanian & Ofiri men. mark my words
Yen makes more sense for Geralt but I personally prefer Triss.
What did they do to her face? Why is she so ugly now? Doesn't even look like Ciri.
Geralt is in love with yennefer, not triss, simple as. And they are hilarious together, not least because she is the one person that actually challenges him. But she also isn't just another damsel for geralt to save - instead she does the saving more than once. I think he would ultimately feel far more relaxed with her than with dainty triss.
A Witcher game with an exclusively female protagonist just seems like a bad idea period.
Half the reason the games became popular was because Geralt was bedding sorceresses and beautiful women every chance he got.
Even if you yurimax Ciri, it just won't have the same appeal.
Beatiful female main characters are sexist, sorry anon.
Who would Verso choose?
well, neither lead to a white woman so probably a different one
The books have barely mentioned her after the first one, but I'm still leaning triss because yennefer is awkward and kind of a bitch.
they made her a witcher so she has slits for eyes now
Yennefer
cunt
actually a goblin hunchback monster
Triss
friendly and nice
not naturally deformed
Doesn't triss like, not have the inside of her torso? She got blown up fighting the empire right?
I don't think Yen is that bad. She's much more combative but her daughterwife is missing and possibly dead, plus even at her worst it never felt like a dealbreaker and her and Gerald have fun banter. Triss is fine but she's very plain
No I haven't read the books
Her only advantage over those two was fertility. It's gone now.
enough bee bee cee posting aside.
yeah, you’re right. an exclusively female protag just wouldn’t sell well if we compared it to male-led protag games. then, you have it where the Witcher games always surrounded Geralt and his adventures as you said
Why it doesn’t matter at the end of the day
projekt CD follows ESG now so they have a safety net. it doesn’t have to sell well in the first place. a lot of the Witcher 3 devs moved on already too. some of them even made a new studio called Rebel Wolves. anyone with a brain knows the Witcher 4 is another piece of slop waiting to be served
Did you notice how every year there's 1 video game character that has what feels like super forced hate? This year it's Ciri. I can't buy into the hate for the life of me
It does feel sort of forced. Ciri doesn’t even look bad. I wish people would focus on how the Witcher games that are notoriously male-led are changing it to where it’s female-led. Bookfags would say it’s fitting because Ciri acts like a witcher at the end of the books. But, the games are different and Witchers are & were always men. The games were always Geralt banging chicks and killing monsters. Only failed males who decided to call themselves women would want a Ciri game
It's hard to give CDPR the benefit of the doubt when their CFO releases a video at gunpoint declaring their undying love for ESG
Away. They're both whores.
Yen tried to kill Geralt? Wasn't her that almost died to save him during the Rivia riot?
whoever has the bigger cock
Triss, easy, way easier to get along with.
b-but she mislead….
Don’t give a fuck, if anything her being that crazy for your cock is a plus.
Yeah, sure.
this is what defeat looks like
Have they announced why Ciri has mutagens and cat eyes yet? I can't think of any reason that wouldn't be fucking retarded.
How to get cute red head gf?
You don't know how the game is, for we have little to none information about that.
answer is not inside the Tartarus known as Anon Babble.
If only those two? Triss. Don't care about the books, she's just nicer AND hotter. I only wish they were consistent with her tit size (she seems massive in her default clothes but much smaller when naked.
Truthfully though I would pick Ciri if I could
The left one love Geralt only due to a djinn wish otherwise she would give a fuck about him, the right one is unhapply in love with Geralt for ages.
she doesn't look like that
i mean they made Avallac'h go through the Trial of Grasses. you’d think they focus on her Elder Blood powers instead because even Triss didn’t want Ciri to take the potions in the books. but… its always about the money:
Radovid and burn the witches after fucking them
Triss is a good side piece, Yennefer is best girl though and it's not even close. They might fight more, but that means more makeup sex. Triss is submissive and boring most of the time, she's also sneaky and disloyal. She threw away her friendship with Yen to take advantage of Geralt when he had lost his memories.
She threw away her friendship with Yen to take advantage of Geralt when he had lost his memories.
Not as bad as Yen throwing away her relationship with Geralt and fucking another dude under the same roof.
I'll take the third option.
Not even to fuck, hunting monsters with your adopted daughter would be fucking based as fuck
can't believe they cast her as triss in the upcoming movie
I have no faith in Witcher 4, things have gotten pretty bad at cpdr. They went woke and started hiring a bunch of non native people for more esg points. Many of their dei hires can't even use their engine and a lot of the senior people that made the witcher games have been scooped up by daniel vavre, to make kingdom come deliverance 2.
Never read the books, or watched the shitshow on netflix, so miss me with that.
That's not the worst Triss has done.
She sells Ciri, Yen and Geralt to the Lodge. Scumbag tier.
Yen then literally dies for Geralt, after being ready to die for Ciri just before.
throwing away her relationship
After he left her because he was too afraid of commitment despite his retarded Djinn wish. Not to mention that he immediately went out and fucked some mute priestesses and who knows who else on the way there only to crawl back to her anyway pretending that all is right in the world because he came back like a year later.
Yen and Geralt are not a traditional couple by any means of that word simply due to professions they picked.
my girl is an anti imperial war hero
She just keeps getting better and better.
I want to say Yennifer but honestly the games butchered her character so Triss it is
/thread
this but also to fuck, that would be a hell of a life
You’re just making a better case for Triss, Fourteenth of the Yandere, compared to Yen, She Who NTRs
but honestly the games butchered her character
In what way? Sure, she essentially defaulted to Book 1-4 attitude but that's peak Yen performance.
Triss was coerced into that and regretted it. Yen has never regretted anything in her life. If it wasn't for Ciri, Yen wouldn't give a flying fuck about Geralt and that's a fact.
Nice try Yencuck.
Not really, Triss was better in Witcher 2, but Yenn mogs her in Witcher 3. Not sure if they just cut a bunch of content out that had Triss, but she gets a fraction of screen time compared to Yenn. The canon choice is Yenn.
kek, damn Geralt
UHHHHHHH BLACKED YEN SISTERS???? OUR RESPONSE? DO WE HAVE AN E-CELEB VIDEO ESSAY THAT DEBUNKS YHIS?
All sorceresses are whores
You say all of this but. This just means you’re sticking with getting cucked
I turn 360 degrees and walk away.
was getting cucked part of his master plan?
Don't worry, it gets worse.
You can like the redhead. Personally I love the redhead, but Yenn is just better. The devs thought so too, which is why she has way more content.
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE
Anon Babble
white man
kek
Triss was coerced into that
So was Yen, but she had the balls to say no. Excuses and cope.
Triss was an underling compared to Yen. She was scared of Philippa.
who undoubtedly has a thing for penis humiliation
fuck she is perfect
left
BWC
Right
BWC
BLEACHED
BIG WHITE COCK
BWC
fpbp
/thread
Based!
Kino!
Gem!
its so over for polish nicki minaj
what do you mean
if you’re not a bookfag, Yen’s mentor used magic to make her look beautiful because Yen was slitting her wrists since she was originally an ugly hunchback fuck. You’d think she would cuck ppl less
look this dude up
he's a nigger in the netflix show
Lmao, what a surprise.
Netflix replaces everyone with niggers in everything they make. You know how it is. The joos and all that
one of the most ridiculous things I've seen is negroid elves. It just looks so wrong.
negroid elves
everyone who contributed to this becoming widespread should be impaled
Vilgefortz status?
Uhh...dead?
I will not watch or play any fantasy show/film/game if it has nog elves in it. Just no.
Dead.
Geralt Status?
Leg: SHATTERED
Love Life: KEKED
Raven’s Armor: MISSING
Oh, you just have to figure out what I feel, I guess...I don't know, are you stupid or something?
God I hate femoids so much.
They brought everyone else back though
Leg: SHATTERED
I'm so pissed off that we will never get an actual adaptation of their fight from the book. Actual pshek cinema moment that inevitably got reduced to a mid fight choreography. Fucking tragic.
kinda cringe to bring race into it tbqh
Triss is bliss
i like Yen more because she's a huge bitch.
This literally kills my interest in this series. This feels like character assassination or the author is a cuck.
It is indeed doubtful that a 2025 chuddie would be able to stomach the Witcher series.
Are you the intellectual cuckold meme? Ian Jomha?
it’s never been so over but that’s what happens when money runs the world. if you ask me, they should’ve just made Studio Trigger make a whole Witcher anime along with that Cyberpunk show
B-BUT ANIME SLOP
If anyone complains, it’s cope. A Witcher anime would work well as long as it follows the books and there’s no kikes & nigs running the place
Triss. Yennefer was always shit even in the books and worse in the games. Their is a reason CDPR just retconned Triss into Yennefer in Witcher 1. The author just has a dommy cuck fetish.
I should’ve named picrel “What the Battle of Brenna could’ve looked like”
But, Maria the Virgin Witch anime was mediocre
Always bet on red
immediately gravitates to youtube nigger histrionics as his epic choice of ownage
Bazinga, chuddie. Go look up what twitch niggers are up to next.
Built for BWC.
it’s never been so over
Lmao, they haven't even done raping it yet.
2 more seasons left. I can't wait to get irrationally mad when they butcher and fuck everything that has to do with Regis and Bonhart.
Yen, while beautiful and passionate, is ultimately the worse choice. She won't be there when you need her the most, and that's why Triss is the best option. Triss is there, she's ready for action, and rewarding her with your time is all it takes to make her happy. That's what I, and pretty much every man wants.
Here's you new diverse Triss Merigold anon.
I hope you like her.
She won't be there when you need her the most
She dies for Geralt and Ciri
jesus yet another redhead replaced with a less attractive black lady.
I don’t know why you’re torturing yourself by watching it. I’m guessing you’re a big Witcher fan. I have too much pride so I can’t watch it
I don’t know why you’re torturing yourself by watching it
Hate-watching. Simple as.
I also feel justified, "valid and seen," because I hated this piece of shit since season 1, back then when it was almost unanimously praised. It was always shit. The dumbfuck writers did not even get the point that Lesser Evil was trying to convey, so it was clear from episode one that the series was going to shit the bed.
And I will watch as it whimpers and shits itself into netherworld. And it will please me.
for me it's ciri
To each their own, I suppose
He would root for the white frost to wipe out all life. He's selfless like that.
You know they will just go "uhm, actually it totally works because we say it does and the lore is gay".
trissbros just can't stop losing
Anon, I-I...
old woman with baggage 1, old woman with baggage 2
This was propaganda, illusion of choice, kingdom come was no different
not a nog
great tits
Shani
What's the issue? Just like in my bideo games!
Well at least they replaced the ginger with an anagram of ginger.
This is the pinnacle of a man portrait done in gaming
GIWTWM
If it wasn't for Ciri, Yen wouldn't give a flying fuck about Geralt and that's a fact.
This.
No Geralt cucked her
She cucks Geralt and she is proud of that. Fine... that's true. If it isn't for Ciri, they would not be together, and they was only due to the djinn wish Geralt asked. So their relationship is all a fake.
My queen Anna Henrietta would never cuck me
LOL, what the fuck is that
the negrelf character from Witcher TV series