When is this shit going to release already. June 4th can't come soon enough
Deltarune
Gaster's feet
The girlz
I want fat goth snu snu
so who's supposed to be singing 'don't forget'
for the past while i thought it was dess, but i think noelle is another candidate
Ralsei
ive noticed that Kris is the most active with Noelle, in regards to flavor text. I thought it would've been with Susie
Here's the actual thread
it doesn't have deltarune in the OP so it's not easily findable or worth using
that doesnt even have the word deltarune in the title though, nobody's going to find it unless they scroll through the catalog
i think it's because noelle and kris have a lot of mutual trust with one another, noelle even says that they've known each other for as long as she can remember
kris likes susie but them being friends just became a thing at the end of chapter 1, give them time
Someone like Gaster.
Noelle when
When Susie is in the room, the game is focused on Susie's experience.
I like Kris and Susie, they share that slightly weird, self-created outcast vibe but frankly Kris and Noelle's interactions are the high point of the game because it feels like it's on an even footing, two slightly estranged friends bonding again and the flavour text emphasises that, they both get something from it.
Also if you don't think the Merry Krismas bit is adorable get the fuck out.
when what
True
Catty sex
The text on the right is for the freezer in Sans shop retard
I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far honestly
Facts!
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: You must plap the cat
what's the context for this?
In the end, we will have to kill her or she will kill us to prevent us from banishing the angel's haven.
kill or be killed.
Yeah, Susie's the best with Ralsei, they really hit it off. You know, the whole "two best friends who constantly bicker with each other" dynamic.
My guess is Chara because it'd be real funny or the Player because narratively we're with them in the Dark...Alternatively, Susie. Because they're also with us in the dark.
I like every ship in Deltarune more or less. The characters are all likable enough that all their pairings are fun.
Suselle is blessed with the cutest art though.
18 days left.
*Krerdly is blessed with the cutest art though.
Correct
Anyone else worried about dying suddenly before the chapters come out?
Ralsei is such a fake sycophant, he was made to pander to them
If you knew what's good for you, you would've picked cowgirl with Alleygator. Your pelvis would hurt for days, but it's absolutely worth it.
I think it'll be revealed in a flashback to be Dess singing it as a lullaby to Noelle (and maybe Kris)
Are you all ready to Prosneed in three weeks?
Clarification from the writer of the legends of localization book.
18,66 to be exact.
He genuinely wants people to like him. The whole story is three lonely souls who met each other.
It is really impressive how Toby has made Kris's interactions and potential romance with both female leads so much more interesting than their overt romance with each other despite it having almost as much screentime as the main plot.
No I have a signed contract with Satan and the Grim Reaper.
Provided I don't do anything stupid they get me a year after the game is totally finished, just enough time for the fandom to become totally insufferable through and through.
Good deal in my book.
what was the excerpt
Gator or cat, the hardest choice...
I'm not. I have like 2 save files to prep and I haven't fought Spamton normally or Snowgrave
no ;_;
ch2 did things to me that i feel uncomfortable witnessing again.
i don't want to hurt her, but i know that i will have to.
Which one stole Azzy's virginity?
Noelle shitting her diaper hsadhjhfklashf
Pizzapants
Ass gore
trvth
Someone asked the man behind the legend of localisation his thoughts on there being a "player" in Undertale and his comments on there being three entities (Frisk, Chara and player) in the book. Pic related was his response.
Kris
hot
LOL!
True, all of the ships in deltarune are fun
I think kriselle has the cutest art, you cant go wrong with childhood friends
i have a pacifist save ready and got most of the secrets, only things i know i forgot was the b.shot bow for fusion and looting noelle's room
i'll consider an aborted snowgrave after 3+4 come out if we get more info on the twisted sword, i'll fight jevil on that one too and make that save the schizo one
He lost it at University, he met a human girl called Chara.
Literally me.
I've torn this fucking game apart and made an OC just to understand them better, I will gladly do it again, even if it means putting them through more pain.
It's non-diagetic
MY HERO
It sucks that Ralsusie doesn't gets much cute art, it's mostly porn.
It will become an item in kris' pocket
Entire town will be singing it in chorus to the final boss so it will revert back to Noelle.
Based.
Friend inside me (pocket)
Kriselle art basically got corrupted by Snowgrave into real dark hypnosis shit though.
Also true. Lot of truths in this thread, very honest anons
should I keep or dispose of the eggs for my pacifist run
will it change anything at all in the end fo you think?
nowadays, it's mostly angst mixed with childhood flashback
FRIEND is a condom...
Charisk or Chasriel is best ship. But what would be the best Deltarune character to ship Chara with?
It's out there, you just have to search.
This one isn't exactly cute, but it's definitely not porn.
How did Toby get away with putting a sexual abuse analogy route in a mainstream game for kids?
Pocket cat
The power of [[Hyperlink Blocked]]
The brooding small-town couple of broken childhood friends is a solid concept.
I am ready
its okay because in toby games straights are all unhappy, depressed or downright insane and the only way you can manifest something straight in a chapter that is very in-your-face about not that noelle is gay but HOW gay noelle is, to be the most evil thing and analogous to rape shortly following murder of your classmate.
omg this is gay erasure!
Noelle, unironically.
She's stupid attracted to scary shit, Chara's the obvious choice there.
Anyone else worried about dying suddenly before the chapters come out?
I'm more worried about what's gonna happen once the game is over
All the chapters are out and we have the whole story
Will Toby make another game or will be just go back to making music for other people's projects?
He's saving it for Dess when she comes back from Knighting in the Dark world
analogy
you answered your question. its not explicit, just hypnosis to the kiddies
Charisk
Chara, Frisk and Asriel polycube is better than that slop with queer fans
I just realized why I like Kriselle so much. I've seen a cartoon with pretty much the same character dynamic.
youtube.com
I hope we see more of her and Bratty in the upcoming chapters, It'd be sad if they stayed in hometown in the same spots the entire game with little dialouge
Kris for lots of selfcest.
brooding
when they're not together, maybe
when it's just them they both act like total goofballs when they aren't PROCEEDing
I do wish that Charisk fanfics weren't the same concept with a different coat of paint. I saw like three with the same basic premise of Frisk revives Chara and they share a soul and emotions and cannot be seperate for too long or they both die.
Thread already filled with /utg/niggers
the shadow walking scene is where they brood.
Charelle for that "Oh shit's fucked up"
Anon Babbledeltarune is just the retirement home for /utg/ avatarfags nowadays
Chapter 3 Dark World be like
Given my interpretation of what Snowgrave is, that's basically Snowgrave. The toxic relationship between the parasite inside Kris and Noelle.
Noelle is going to turn out to be a little sadomasochist freak.
Kraut how big is your pp
Cant wait for new chapters, we might actually get NEW GREENTEXTS by ANONS. The fountain of fanfics that went dry long ago might begin to flow once again
going to
was it not spelled out for you in ch 2?
that's more reminiscing than brooding, they're revisiting a fond memory
if it spiralled more into dess then it would've been brooding, but toby kept talk about her pretty light until the sweepstakes
Incomprehensible post, have a horrible night.
VERY
VERY
[[BIG]]!!
It just fucking sucks because these threads were so comfy 2-3 years ago
Why you lyin'
mad
flowey
the comfort will return a couple days after 3+4 once all the shitposters lying about what happens get filtered out
Angy
KEK
just beware the tactical australian shitposters planning to buy the switch 2 version early
how brown is your penis kraut?
The comfort will never return because Anon Babble attracted resident mentally ill forever posters who will always be around shitting everything up
catti tummy
CATTI BELLY
This is just the outset. It's gonna get a lot worse, I can feel it in my bones.
Toby's gonna show why he calls himself the "king of ero games"
kris actually will have to fuck all his friends for the good ending
toby i kneel
during the WAIT a /sus/ fic escaped containment and became adopted by the wider DR community as a meme
It is of HIGH importance that cat bellies get rubbed by anons
Chapter 5 will be the last
Chapter 6 is the credits
Chapter 7 is sex scene gallery
personally i want to see the dynamic between catti and susie
catti obviously hates susie
but doesnt know the real her, only the facade
all of chapter 4 susie is trying to make catti like her
near the end of the chapter she calls out catti for being just like her: using her care-for-nothing flat personality as a mask
she forces catti to break and admit that she does care, but doesnt like how overbearing her family can get.
give catti belly rubs
her cat instincts kick in and out of nowhere she wraps her arm around and digs her claws into your arm
except she's 6 feet tall so it's like half a dozen steak knives going ham on your fragile human flesh
Chapter 5 will be the timeskip after Chapter 4 ends with Kris having a child named Tal.
neck yourself, pedo
Can we skip to the part of the thread where we post the nearing-immobility sized fat pics of the cats
get snowgraved berdophile
based
Out of the three objectively most likely endings which do you think is the one we are going to get?
This whole thread is lusting for underage furries
We've known that for a long time. It was only just confirmed recently.
IP-grabbing link
neither, catty is too goofy and he lost his boner and if bratty had stolen it, she would have gloated about that instead of just gloating about stealing his first kiss
make no mistake: it's on her agenda. she's just waiting for him to come back from cool leg.
CHADly would never be an icky pedo
Sans and Metaton are the pedocharacters
The main problem with Charisk is that their fans are all "Non-Binary" Yuri Antis that harass any other ship.
coping toddlercon
I love catti but I dont want that
I want to see that too anon
I've been cheering for a Steven King IT homage scene for a while.
this specific frame
ouggghhHHHH
true, berdly is a high IQ cuck.
he leaves what he calls the "manual labor" to his peasant bull.
Where's the "neither" or the "none of the above" option?
I told you to not post pedoshit, anon.
I want to see it
NOBODY hyped for tenna after his design reveal
i've seen people hype lanino and elnina as schizobosses more than tenna hype
What would redeem him for you?
For me, unheard of brutality, and death being the only redemption for his actions. If he makes the King look like a honest upstanding darkner, then he'll be top-tier.
sex with tenna
>>/reddit/
they aren't in the same spots already though, in chapter 2 catty is in the diner and bratty is in the alley. they'll probably keep moving throughout the hometown segments and escalating their friend-feud
Can be honest with you guys?
I honestly think that's Mike. And That Tenna will look mostly the same but like more an obvious asshole.
No one will shed a tear for him.
I am voting for characters escaping into real world because it lines up with Vangers theory. Also it means that two main routes are not mutually exclusive and you will achieve a special result for doing both.
Yeah I'm tired of all these fruity pussy villains
We need someone that we can straight up kill
canon calarts smile
his menacing demeanor and hype: gone.
If Catti ends up being gay I'm setting myself on fire in protest.
I hope he pulls off a better Mettaton persona than Mettaton, I hope to see genuine murder on TV
all the chapter bosses so far have been less liked than the schizo
spamton was probably the exception for being as popular as he was, but so far FRIEND seems to be catching more attention than tenna
Why would there be 2 tv heads?
Unless it's a split personality.
She's gay for Noelle she'll be gay for Susie too, later
The potential is limitless
1. I have no idea what this is or why you've been reposting it
2. It looks fucking stupid
3. Why is Berdly quoting the Actual Art Disco Elysium thought
Sharing some chubby cattis for the less fortunate
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anon jockington is catti's bf, she's bi at the absolute worst
King had balls at least, queen was goofy but fine. Unless they are saving it for the knight, i'd imagine the church having a serious opponent, church isn't a place that is taken lightly
Anyone else really looking forward to being proven right about things, and having your internet enemies be proven wrong?
Toby Fox is a queer yurifag and I'm genuinely sorry for your loss
I have no idea what this is or why you've been reposting it
are you actually illiterate
yeah.
He 1000% is an irredeemable piece of shit villain that is a genuine threat (unlike the others)
Toby has teased that he dies on 3 separate occasions (KILL YOUR TV, "i miss tenna" quote from a playtester, him bulldozing a TV), he wouldnt have someone like queen die in comparison
Yes.
Queen was unlucky, she was already 10x better than the King and 100x funnier, but Toby somehow topped her with Spamton
anon you do know that toby is a fag enabler and that any straight person is systematically unhappy and alone.
there is not a single straight person that is not alone and/or miserable in his games.
if any mentions of romantic interest is uttered is straight, it is ridiculed and turned down.
if it is gay, it becomes a chapter and we get to explore why they feel like that.
this post was made by a susie enjoyer who has completely failed to understand catti's existing personality, which is unsurprising
near the end of the chapter she calls out catti for being just like her: using her care-for-nothing flat personality as a mask
catti just doesn't talk much, she doesn't have a care-for-nothing personality. she outright waxes poetical about jockington and noelle, among other things (she is the light, laughing in the night, etc), and while not as popular with everyone as kris is, gets on well enough.
she forces catti to break and admit that she does care, but doesnt like how overbearing her family can get.
that isn't breaking and admitting anything, catti literally tells you that in chapter 2 at the diner. she loves them even if they're embarrassing and she mostly just wishes they'd be more normal.
Just need to lay down the groundwork of what I'm right about.
Peak
Cat booty (squishy and allowed to grab while shes working)
unlike the others
The King was genuinely vile he didn't intend to spare the Lightners and affiliates, but he was weaker than Susie all things considered. If Tenna is as bad as Spamton makes him out to be then I really hope he's as irredeemable as he seems to be.
I thought he might have made one exception, alas.
ok but to be fair its been four years at this point lmao
yes, I stay out of the Anon Babble
why do none of the antagonist have eyes
watching friend play through deltarune
ferris wheel scene happens
they have eyes on the inside
Uhhh you're Sans Undertale?
did you start shidding and farding
sorry anon, faggotry is mandatory to toby.
i mean, you know about his genetic lineage and all and that kinda makes sense.
mega mammaries Aunt Catty
BASED
Susie both fatter and bustier than Catti
oh shit darkner what are you doing
Oh Nurrrse!
No, look at the pic, he became an EGGS HUSBAND
NOT AN EXCUSE
The King was genuinely vile
you lack media literacy
this is sacrilege, Catti is the taller one
Reminder that Susie/Noelle/Catti is the endgame throuple
It's interesting to me that this is so outside my taste that even CourierNew writing something based on it could make me read anything related to it. I got like half a paragraph in until I realized how much I couldn't care less.
I want Tenna to be box-Mettaton except he is not just pretending to be a jerk. Make it so that Spamton was being honest when calling him a criminal.
Even better, make him be initially a cool guy only to reveal himself to be horrible behind the camera, like a true Hollywood star.
Picrel is the kind of Tenna I want.
Sexually harass Noelle
*midgame
They all end up dying
uh, no i don't think so pal.
captures the lightners to rot in prison instead of immediately outright killing them
wasnt actually willing to kill his son as a hostage, was a ploy because he knew he would just bounce
has a path towards redemption as lancer's dad and has gradually become more of comedy relief in chapter 2
He looked alot worse when we had only chapter 1
shartyxister...
So are the new chapters free or what's happening?
i mean, you know about his genetic lineage and all and that kinda makes sense.
he doesn't know
from proceed to pro seed
How far could Kris go with his "pranks" without genuinely upsetting Noelle.
This will be the fate of Tenna since Toby can't write
This should have been a sticker
90% of fanartists forget that Catti is fucking xbox hueg in both width and height
I want him to be truly unredeemable. Not even a fun villain, but someone you want to die horribly and immediately. Maybe to the point that the only way to save him is via the weird route.
The King isn't truly vile, no. He's rather merciful and his tyranny over his people is relatively tame. If he was truly bad, his people would want his blood or whatever constitutes Darkners.
The price will be fifty five dollars, but you'll get the rest of the chapters.
was a ploy because he knew he would just bounce
tbf, that's still fucking bad
now he's just a mean hamster
>captures the lightners to rot in prison
that's lancer, the king isn't aware that the $!$? squad was captured and doesn't of their presence in the castle before they confront him.
more like prosneed
Up to beating the shit out of Berdly after making her kill a bunch of darkners for STRENGTH
W I D E
The outline of her panties in the skirt
checks
TOBY IS A... American protestant?
i like my approach more
$25 for the whole thing, about 3.50 per chappy on average
another damn (((new hampshire episcopalian)))
There's a route about that
god i wish temmie had a textbox sprite
just imagine how much she's FORCED to waddle as she walks from all that meat
noelle had her console set to chuck
it all makes sense now
But what if the ending sucks
Not even a fun villain, but someone you want to die horribly and immediately.
That's for the endgame.
the $!$? squad was captured
The what? Only the Lancer Fan Club got captured.
3.50 per chappy
that's not until after 2032.
not with isabelle.
He can do whatever he wants, but her retaliation would be symmetrical. You prank her with forcefield, she pranks you back. You make her do this and she cucks your boy Kris
In my deranged fantasies Kris could full penetration cum inside rape Noelle and she would just laugh it off like any of his other silly pranks.
This, but Catti, and much bigger/stinkier.
check artist's Pixiv for other works
Then we face reality that we wasted 10+ years for a shit conclusion
man susellefags are fucking retarded.
stinkier
go away
You get what you fucking deserviolli.
...You EXPECT a good conclusion?
built like a BRICK HOUSE
stinkier
stay forever
about two decades*, given when the dream happened.
I just imagined cuddling with her and now I feel profoundly empty.
canonically gives you a big steamy hug and kisses you
They canonically slammed clams on that route. You'll just have to figure out how to live with it.
Ok but what would be a good conclusion?
Reddit freaks out over big humans.
Great.
i wonder if susie will actually say what she and noelle did since she said she would tell kris later
God I've seen it happen enough times to other things it honestly a small obsession, what if all goes bad? What if after 13 years of Waiting chapter 7 sucks? What if just the last hour, the last ten minutes, of chapter 7 are so bad EVERYONE hates the whole rest of the game.
built like a 50 year old construction worker with diabetes
hot steamy threesome with toriel and susie while our brother watches
gross cat-tongue kisses
but also: being smothered by 300 pounds of tanktop-clad wine aunt boobs and belly
i know the feeling brother
Kris becomes evil and wins
Lancer captured the Lightners, the King didn't know where they were.
Mah boner can only grow so beeg
I NEED aunt catty
I NEED her
Depends on whether she learns what Kris did before then.
rape victims love being raped
Look, if your estranged friend suddenly started slamming their mons pubis onto your pussy as if possessed by a demon, you'd laugh it off too.
Suselle happening on Snowgrave is literally the best outcome. It means that Toby acknowledges it as something unhealthy.
she's just stout, anon
Fight against Sans.
but suselle isn't happening on snowgrave.
that's just it.
Kris so fucking short and I'm surprised I've never seen any of the extremely rare femkris believers/wanters ever use that in an argument.
Everyone lives.
non-sequitur
These threads have been pretty terrible lately
literally spend time together in a locked room while you can't watch
Rudy is aware now that Noelle is in love with Susie even though he still tries to hook up Susie with Kris on Normal route
Snowcucks are in denial
Jevil isn't the most popular non-party non-UT character in chapter 1 either, that's probably Lancer or Rouxls Kaard.
Queen is great but had the bad luck of being paired with Spamton, not unlike how Mettaton is the most ignored main boss despite being great.
There probably isn't a pattern, but Tenna will have a hard time sharing the spotlight with another chapter boss and 2 new schizo bosses, plus whatever side character gets popular.
Me too. I need her to hug my face right betwen her fat tits as my pp touches her big belly.
browsing unrelated fat women videos because crippling degenerate fat fetish
find one of a girl wearing a floral tank top and daisy dukes like deltarune catty, belly tucked into shorts and all
bust the biggest fucking nut in months
realize "stereotypical wine aunt apparel" is possibly a real kink
Frisk and Chara are rather small
It's happening on both routes, anon. Just like you can't dissuade Noelle from liking Susie by telling her Susie wouldn't like her.
You can't stop the lesbians.
Dont worry anon, I shall construct a 300 lb bodypillow of Catti and sent it to you
Reminder that Snowgrave is Noelle noticing (You) and manipulating (You) to achieve her goals of getting stronger, breaking Kris up with Susie and killing Berdshit.
You fell for it, you retards.
He has came inside her at least half a dozen times and she insists it's just a prank gone sexual bro each time.
Could you go on the archive and find an example of one these threads you consider good
Get back to your job Wagiepants.
FemKris believers are smart enough to understand that absolutely nothing in Undertale or Deltarune is to scale with each other, especially overworld sprites, which are all drawn with big-ass heads and tiny bodies anyway because you have a whole 3 pixels to draw someone's eyes and if you go smaller than that (or more proportionate) it turns into a pixel mess. Hell, half the cast isn't even drawn at the same ANGLE (3/4 like alphys and the environment or straight-on like kris).
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
breaking Kris up with Susie
This is based though, Susie sucks
I hope we get to kill her on weird route
anon, she just murdered her classmate, had a glassy look on her eyes and looked like ten meters of puke at 2 kilometers per hour.
she collapsed and went unconscious.
this thread is really bad, look at all these people getting off to (checks notes) adult women
FUCK OFF BERDSHIT
Please link the video or tell me which site it was from bro
He needs to be evil but he will be a goofy quirkster.
killing Berdshit
we share the same goals.
A massive change to the status quo. Any combination of world merg/change/escape is all I will accept. I'm a hard-core darkworld liberationist theory believer and any form of escapism orthodoxy ending theories where nothing in the world changes but the teens learn to cope and seeth in their quite little hells is not just shitty hack writing, but an intrinsically evil worldview.
noelle's internal monologue deboonks this
Jockingtonbros will not be cucked.
Sauce pls
Jockington is a presumably straight male so he has to be punished.
The biggest.
Do we have a sprite comparison on her and her sister?
Yes. I can't wait for Kris Knight to be canon.
Yeah, but she's not doing it for Kris. She's doing it for Susie.
Something something she has meta awareness so she's faking it
idk we're working on it
Explain Susie's huge grin when she tells Kris "I'll tell you later "
Susie told Noelle it was all a dream and hearing that Noelle went for a kiss.
Don't have it on me but Catti is 1 pixel wider
Only eyes blinded by darkness can see the way.
Of course she's faking it. She's pretending to be a helpless victim to lure (You) in, and then plays damsel in distress in front of Susie.
Burgerpants? Would have canonically had both Catty's AND Bratty's ass in his face, if not for Frisk fucking him over and saving all of monsterkind.
Catti will be a Black Mage Right?
Jockington is sportsexual.
does it matter? I never assumed it was supposed to be tied to any character ingame
Catty and Bratty were only considering bringing him alone to dumpsterdive. At most, they would connect with him to some other girl they knew.
kris is the knight
the angel is (You)
mike doesnt exist
the egg man is NOT gaster
Nekomancer.
she cried (yikes how embarassing - susie has low emotional intelligence)
she collapsed out cold (how funny)
but an intrinsically evil worldview.
What?
It's fine, I'll be asleep since it comes out at 11AM my time
Sadly Im not sure where its from, might be from a patreon if i remember
This is all I have at the moment unless you want to check fanmade sprites
I only learned from Jerma stream that you can actually set up a date between him and the girls if you go back and forth several times. I wonder if it got called off due to happy ending.
mk-artichoke on FA, they also drew an undertale catty
She's not becoming a party member
It will be Paladin Jockington
susie has low emotional intelligence
She's one of the most empathetic characters out there. She's the one who noticed that Kris is not feeling well after Spamton's fight.
Not in my copy.
she is incredibly oblivious to some third grader type shit.
Date Catti
Marry Catti
Secks Catti
It does, IIRC they're all excited about going to the surface in their own offbeat way and Burgerpants is basically resigned to "eh, it wouldn't have worked out anyway. never trust pretty people, they'll just use you, little buddy."
this is what he says if you set it up before destroying the barrier
Berdly liked Susie
got turned into Frozen MCNuggets
Noelle likes Susie
gets mindbroken into being player slave
Nobody gets in the way of Kris and Susie. Weird route is morally correct.
I honestly don't know how to respond to this, I think you might have crippling levels of autism.
If only Susie replaced Berdly in Weird...
Sure but she’s not stupid, clearly comes from a broken home where she isn’t loved so she doesn’t feel like someone liking her would be the first reaction, it’s be them being scared.
Fear at least keeps them away from you before they can reject you
I think you might have crippling levels of autism.
He's kind of infamous for it.
Not in case of people's emotions. Every time Kris says something with a weird intonation, she catches on to it immediately. She's definitely not going to laugh at obviously distressed girl, especially if she collapses in front of her.
but birdly only likes susie after he can turn into frozen nuggies, before that he's huffing his own farts for getting first in a 4th grade spelling bee
crippling degenerate fat fetish
Why did God curse us bro...
All this cat posting in one thread, I can feel it, my power is increasing! This...is to go farther beyond!
Lie to yourself all the time. It makes you feel better.
There's a certain age where you stop thinking Burgerpants is a funny wageslave and start really identifying with how fucking shit everything is and how absolutely fucked his life outlook is and sometimes I wonder if Toberto wrote all the Hotland characters' dialogue in a different time than the rest of the game because there's fuck-all in the way of funny Earthbound humor, more like "everyone's life is shit or they've been forgotten by former friends."
Noelle is the angel.
i can try to find it but brotherman i have so many videos bookmarked and it might not be as good as i remember
2-3 years ago
Dude the threads for a couple days after the newsletter released and the spamton page released
oh yeah sure susie is known for her bright intellect.
a deadpanned noelle just rapes susie
susie smiles in reference to it (as one would)
susie is smart
this convo is more denialist than flatearther threads.
"noelle is the angel" is the lowest hanging fruit in deltarune
if you fall for that, you need to hand in your badge
Nope.
Bro I don’t even know what to say to you right now
Burgerpants is NINETEEN. The humor is that he's being myopic and closed off.
So is Knight Asriel, doesn't mean it's not gonna happen
you are pretty vocal for that.
Your whole post makes zero sense. I don't even understand what are you trying to get across here. You're obviously the one with intellectual issues here.
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Wagies are so fucking funny bro
<30 year olds unironically think like he does
if susie isn't the monster in the legend then she's probably the angel
then read it again
Ty
Nineteen in cat years is really fucking old.
Ralsei here is one the same emotional level as that anon
do you stop thinking that pretty people are jerks and forever alone is determined from birth past 30?
stop bullying kraut
I wanna be the meat in a Catty Catti bread slamwich
Rouxls using a corrupted version of "bambino" implies that Tenna will have mafia ties
Ty
I love catti's big personality
Really?
Honestly I just like her tits personally.
That sounds like a really uneven slamwich.
Usually that kicks in when some random whimsy kicks in and you actually go to a social event.
Or your church.
gay people get really defensive if you give them an alternative where their sexual stand-in is not represented.
GET OUT
It's the "19 and I've already wasted my life" thing, anon
kinda, yeah
i'm 27 but i've already outgrown that sort of thing
wonder if doing weird route stuff will make hometown's music get slower and slower eventually. Like the town's people pretending everything is normal when it's not.
I understand. Do you remember what her hair was like or anything?
This is why I believe in Floralsei theory - Ralsei obviously either lacks empathy or gained it just recently and still haven't fully figured it out. He keeps stumbling in tricky social situations, like after the K.Round fight or after Spamton's fight.
GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
He isn't wrong. 20 is the new 30. If you don't have your shit together by then, it's fucking over, dude. It's so over you don't even realize it until years later.
So was TV headed Tenna, right, anon?
What If Berdly Is The Angel
no, iirc it was only visible from neck down, or if it was it wasn't anything like catty's bob cut. thought it was one of bbw-brianna's videos but she just had a normal tanktop on in that one and not floral print
AGREED
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I want a titfuck from her id shoot my load harder than ive ever nutted before in my whole life.
normalcy frightens the fag
faggotry enrages the straight.
Annnnnd here's one of them in the wild. Take a shower and clean your room. Maybe talk to some girls.
The player has precedence for being the Angel, since the player is the Angel in Undertale
Damn. Heres hoping you find it homie.
Best sisters
It'll be cool if in the weird route, the Light World becomes more and more drab, with people becoming increasingly scared of the rash in disappearances in late, but the various townspeople step up. Like Asgore being back in the force in the form of a "consultant" and making decent detective work, Alphys personally walking students home, and maybe Carol deciding to open up and expressing her concern. Kinda like how we get to see the best sides of characters in the genocide route of Undertale, like Papyrus's incredible capacity to see the best in people and Undyne's determination.
i don't remember clicking auto-transcribe on this How to Be Alpha (Guaranteed Results) youtube clickbait
zenith martlet was stupid
geno ceroba was also a worse pick than starlo would've been
axis was fine though
pic
This is going to actually happen in the aftermath of Chapter 3.
or men
men might be the better choice
t. fag
HER NAME WON'T BE CAROL
IT'S CLARICE
FUCKING CLARICE. LIKE RUDOLPH'S GODDAMN WIFE IN THE STORIES, AND ALSO LIKE "CLEAR ICE"
FUCK
What if a toady frog had wings?
He wouldn't bump his ass trying to jump
Could you at least still take a shower and clean your room?
...in shipper fangames
not until the landlord fixes my hot water
I have a primal need for this
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it's gonna be chara
If only they looked like this
Holy fucking shit, if this happens, it's gonna be pure kino.
i don't want them to look like that. too weeby
i dont wanna wait 18 days and 16 hours
Well...Im pretty sure ive seen every single Catti image on the web now
Eh, I can go either way.
What sense would this make?
Oh, you're just retarded then.
no it'd be stupid
i only posted that because it was too stupid to not post
i'd completely forgotten rudolph's wife's name
i agree that it's better than carol, that one always felt weirdly lazy, despite the kids being named noelle and december
i also like that dess also had a nickname for noelle, makes their names seem more 'normal' in a casual setting
Asriel doesn't fulfill the angel prophecy on the genocide route, dumbass.
Only the player fulfills it on both routes.
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me too bro... me too...
straight men
explain why you don't want your face buried in ralsei's soft crotch fur and his cock down your throat
what's another three weeks? we've been WAITing for almost four years now
On genocide the player is the angel of death, on pacifist the come down to save the underground.
Either way asriel does look like the angel with extra power
It's funny seeing people flee here from /utg/ because "they actually talk about the game" and then it turns into just /utg/ 2
I like the idea of Noelle's mom being human because it means my man Rudy had bagged literally the scariest thing known to monsters - a human. But if it's Chara, this means he bagged the scariest of humans. It's the absolute peak, real zenith of monsterkind.
Because I want his face buried in my crotch and my cock down his throat
and we have to WAIT more after 3 and 4 are out until we get to 7 or 10
have you considered entering a coma
The player doesn't fulfill either. Chara is the Angel of Death in genocide.
you underestimate just how little /utg/ actually talked about the game
that one always felt weirdly lazy,
if you wanna go lazy but funny, there's the idea that one of the holidays gave kris their name instead of the dreemurrs
they actually are called krismas
Because we're straight, duh? I won't do more than a thighjob and reacharound with him.
She got Noelle to tell her ALL of the embarrassing things Kris did as a kid
I just came here because it doesn't have the shota Asriel faggots ERPing all the time
explain why you don't want your face buried in ralsei's soft crotch fur
I can't-
and his cock down your throat
hold up nigga that's gay as hell
I was there bro, this is just /utg/ from a few years ago.
I'm gonna be honest, the Dad inside me kicks in and I can't at all think about sex with him I just want him to be successful, maybe go take him to a baseball game that he's not too interested in.
I should color some Catti pics
You do realise you are supposed to name him after yourself right?
the worst thing about catty is how easy it would be to be friendzoned because she's so stupid and silly she doesn't realize you're ogling her giant fat cat tits and tummy
Each chapter having someone disappear sounds like a interesting plot point. The question is who's next in like for chapter 3 and 4
that's just funny, but in a nice way
it adds more to kris and noelle's relationship in general, her parents were involved in naming him
a few years ago.
yeah in 2021 when chapter 2 came out
it degenerates rapidly without new official content
/utg/ dwellers are like Beings from Dungeon Dimensions of Discworld or the Groke from Moomins. They are tragic figures, drawn to the warm light of good discussion, not realizing that their presence is going to snuff that light out.
Dad inside me
Catti disappears and the chapterly subtle fat joke is someone mentioning that there's not exactly a lot of places she could hide (because she's fat).
why not both
acceptable
answer the question
You said this last time Discworld guy, it wasn't any more poignant or deep back then.
all UT/DR females should be as fat as the cats.
Well I added Moomins reference since then.
why not both
Because I'm a selfish top and I don't go down on those I consider a sub
tummytummytummytummytummytummytummytummy
huh, what?
Oh okay nevermind then based.
lets be real: toby is a fag-lover and he will surely aim for something like suselle, and to speak against your theory, toby said that ch3 will be inconsequential to the greater story.
plus: susie will be asleep for an unknown duration (if not the whole duration) of the chapter. wether or not we get any susie-cinema is actually downright questionable.
As if the weird route needed any more kino
I shall hope for this anyway
Jockington flying forme
Even Bratty?
all of them.
we can even throw in the UTY females too!
susie will be asleep for an unknown duration (if not the whole duration) of the chapter
Did you see the new trailer, you absolute retard?
That's all spliced Chapter 4 and weird route footage.
all of them
based
UTY
dropped
I really do think that if the Weird Route gets to have a very apparent effect in the Light World in some form, I think it's probable that Asgore will be brought back to the force in some way. Hometown doesn't really have much aside from Undyne and Napstablook.
KILL YOUR TV
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even ms pipis?
counterpoint: it's a wonderful life
why are so many people against the idea of us controlling frisk? there's so much evidence for it in hindsight
your copy is wrong and gay I'm afraid
Dude, we've seen Susie during rock band segment, we've seen her during Shadowman fight preview. If you really believe we're going to have Snoozie in addition to Snoriel, you must be extra-retarded.
Snoriel I mean Toriel could play a bit party member like Toriel did in Chapter three.
Same reason why people insist that Kris wanted Snowgrave to happen - they don't want to take responsibility for their actions.
Um.
Kris wanted Snowgrave, but he wouldn't commit to killing Berdly, hence the Twisted Sword
stop ban evading
I believe Kris is a Snowgrave truther because Kris is less of a boring faggot that way
i've seen so many people talk about how frisk is one of the strongest characters in fiction when it's pretty blatant that saving is due to the soul's determination and not frisk's
hell, chara literally tells you
countercounterpoint: LYNCHED
let’s make the girl spell the name of her dead sister
What the fuck were they thinking
Chara is the one who frees the underground by destroying the world, they're the Angel of Death.
you should have goals at least but nobody is the complete package at 20 years old
what an odd thing to say
Toriel will not be a full-on party member, but she will follow Shit Gang around and glare at every random encounter until they leave. Soon enough both Susie and Ralsei will snap and tell her to cut that shit out, so you will instead summon her with Kris' ACTs.
My theory is that Catti knows about the darkworlds and is actively trying to stop their creation due to the fact they'll overtake the light world
As annoyed as she is of people in the town, she knows they deserve to enjoy their life as they see fit
ywn have catty accidentally fall on your lap
Maybe it was out of town and they didn't knew.
Toriel becomes a Final Fantasy style summon to shame the enemy into leaving
shattered pelvic bones are expensive
belly
Threads have devolved into furry porn spam
Doesn't really change my point.
romance the catto
I'm a "Kris is a time traveler" truther, so my view is that Kris is okay with killing Berdly because they know it all can be reset.
What would sex between Noelle and Kris be like
Because the player only overcomplicates the story of Undertale and there's no real evidence for it in Undertale. Turd Entity is shit.
If the Internet is down for the entire Hometown
What is Catti always looking at on her phone...?
Mind shattering
for all the in-depth research we all did on the previous shit, i actually just overflew most of the stuff in the last dump.
it was kind of overwhelming and all the stuff on the surface was fucking lame.
kris intentionally misinterpreting (You)r commands in order to friendzone himself so (You) never get the chance
Reading books?
Okay, here's your loli humans.
Playing games
She's using cell phone data, obviously. Did you forget how everyone's cell phones including Kris's still work? It's only the-
wait, I was gonna say it's only the land lines that are down, but Toriel still makes a call from her home phone just fine.
There is no "Third Entity" in Undertale because there's only Chara and the Player. There is no "Frisk."
2G connection
Secretly she's studying for college so she can get out of her hick town
I've known some who do that
Shit non-canon headcanon from the localisation book, I'm afraid.
I think Noelle would be pretty shaky and somewhat hesitant, but malleable and accepting. She probably won't be a great lay, but you could do way worse. With Kris, I have no idea. they're either like a dead fish or really violent about it. Both ways, I think they'll probably make Noelle do all the work, it just depends if they're feeling mischievous about it.
Rape
Retarded schizo.
KINO
literally anything but LE DELTARUNE IS LE UNDERTALE PREQUEL. that is asriel's dust tier.
homie thought they were using dialup
cable internet is down
and toriel isn't so behind the times that she's still using dialup
Projection retard.
you didn't read the book
Is little baby gonna cry? Did a sentence hurt your feefees?
Nah, she reads either some occult shit or YA trash.
Why would they make a big deal about there not being any internet access if you can just use phone data, Einstein?
you write like a retard and a your shit is all gay.
Mobile Games
Phone data sucsk
means pcs and the computer lab won't have internet without tethering
Better
probably very awkward for the both of them
somehow they trust each other even more afterwards
yes anon there's Characters and the Player, nothing else. Frisk is just a shadow in which Characters cut a meaning out with their words
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what did to by fox mean by this? are we awakening the vessel/creator by sealing all the fountains? is that ralsei's end goal?
I read it, nigga. The part about Determination coming from the player instead of Frisk is Mato's non canon headcanon. Cope harder.
/utg/ is away
post Penumbra Phantasms
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Yeah, but they specify that Kris hasn't been able to talk to Asriel since the Internet went down.
Kris has a cellphone, presumably with data, so why would the internet being down be an impediment to talking to Asriel?
there's a lot of evidence for it, but i want to know why people write it off when it's more likely the same thing that's happening to kris is happening to frisk
noelle and kris aren't a straight relationship anyway
Genuinely don't know why we keep giving the time of day to the troll that says the player's SOUL is Frisk's
all my favorite fan DR songs are just fifty remixes of big shot.
The part about Determination coming from the player instead of Frisk is Mato's non canon headcanon
[citation needed]
huh... isn't that interesting?
so the they/them is a she/her now?
almost like you agree with my schrödinger's quantum cock theory.
huh
still possible for phone service and landlines to be up but cable and mobile internet to be down
still wouldn't impede kris just calling asriel
I'll just say toby's a hack and leave it at that
what's happening
I hope toby reuses this part of spamton's unused track for ralsei's schizo fight theme: youtu.be
I'll just say toby's a hack and leave it at that
aye, ill drink to that
The truth is trolling.
The sheer quality of /utg/pedos, everyone.
There's no evidence, I saw everything people offered, all it came is poor readings. Undertale is not Deltarune and Kris situation is nothing like Frisk's.
20 days until more cringey Suselle shipping content
His tweets you love coping about.
that song has like every major motif he's absolutely reusing them
frequenting /utg/ at all
yikes I'm not stooping that low I just think you are retarded
This changelist affected 2 items
eh, probably nothing
check changelist
Deltarune and Unknown app
20 days until more nuclear meltdowns about suselle
what is this from
proceed /utg/-queer
yea looking forward to the hard deconfirmation meltdown in 20 days
Kris Susie and Ralsei enjoying their time at the TV mad show
suddenly Noelle to ruin the day
also learn to read a fucking calender.
Fave
aww, krautsie has fully integrated
FRIEND left for happiness
due to happiness
Kris/Dess is the real endgame ship
he didn't say everything in the book was his headcanon retard
especially not the part about the determination being the player's
Imagine being that one pussy that refuses to do Genocide and misses out on "Battle against a true Heroine"
Speaking of, what are the expectations for Undyne in chapter 3?
you will never be welcome outside of your hugbox you collossal horse cum swallower.
thanks friend i will try to remember
Why do you like children with no agency, pedo-kun?
Imagine years of pent-up frustration being released
I NEVER FORGET SOMEONE THAT I DON'T REMEMBER.
why do people get so assblasted at the idea of the characters hating the player for controlling kris?
no, kris has no genitals at all
ken doll theory
He explicitly said the part about three entities was, cope harder playernigger.
can't handle consequences
unironically they see it as ntr
fuck off krisfag kris stole our agency
i'm not totally against it but if they just instantly hate the player no matter what it feels like you're being punished for buying the game
i don't think toby would go down that route, he knows a lot of people genuinely do want to find their own vessel and help the gang in any way they can
you pretend that you have original thoughts.
I never asked for this.
Frisk and Chara aren't real, if I didn't like them I wouldn't strive for a happy ending